Troll Nep

--caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --

CA:
nep
AC:
:33 < hello mr big butt pants
CA:
i take it your still hissy ovver the wwhole
CA:
me cullin eq thing
AC:
:33 < yes im afurraid there isnt much you can do to reverse that
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CA: One-Shot Angel

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did it
CA:
i one shot the fuckin angel today
CG:
COMPLETELY?
CA:
i think so
CG:
GOOD. FUCK THOSE THINGS IN THEIR SHRIEKY AUDITORY NIGHTMARE TUBES.
CA:
no twitchin or nothin
CG:
DID YOU GO UP AND KICK IT TO CHECK?
CA:
wwell
CA:
i wwatched at a distance for about 10 seconds before smashin its face in wwith my boot
CA:
and it didnt movve
CA:
and then i yanked a tuft a feathers off its mangled wwings and threww it on the ground
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