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amporaeridan--caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --
CA:
nep
AC:
:33 < hello mr big butt pants
CA:
i take it your still hissy ovver the wwhole
CA:
me cullin eq thing
AC:
:33 < yes im afurraid there isnt much you can do to reverse that
CA:
wwell
CA:
i understand
CA:
i wwas out a my cod damn mind and theres reely no excuse for cullin someones diamond
CA:
evven if said diamond is a piece a filth
CA:
still
CA:
i can recognize wwhen ivve fucked up
AC:
:33 < spit it out mr ampurra!!
CA:
fine
CA:
im sorry nep
AC:
:33 < *ac turns her head with kitty aloofness away from her cr33py visiter*
CA:
fine
CA:
i get it
CA:
i dont expect your fuckin forgivveness
CA:
i wwouldnt forgivve the fucker wwho decided to off kar's spare
CA:
so wwhy wwould i expect you to furrgivve me
AC:
:33 < neither would i and im not his palemate
CA:
yeah
CA:
speakin a kar
CA:
wwell ill get to him in a moment
AC:
:33 < ???
CA:
howw are you handlin eqs flushcruch on that human
AC:
:33 < suppurrtively of course! how else would i??
AC:
:33 < whats this about
CA:
i cant say
CA:
im sorta in the same position
CA:
as you
CA:
and i guess i wwant to be supportivve but its just so wweird
AC:
:33 < whats so weird about it?
AC:
:33 < i mean purrsonally, fur you, not just because
AC:
:33 < karkats crushing on a human???
CA:
no
CA:
maybe
CA:
hypothetically
CA:
lets go wwith that one
CA:
nep keep it on your wwall and awway from evveryone elses aural ducts
CA:
its not like i wwant to start a gossip chain i just wwant some input
AC:
:33 < trollscouts honor
CA:
and howw is it not wweird
CA:
i mean i knoww hes already beatin himself ovver it and i dont blame him
CA:
and i wwant to be supportivve but theyre fuckin aliens
CA:
disgustin classless scoundrels
AC:
:33 < they do have a furry special princess :33
CA:
thats the only human i dont mind
CA:
and figures thats not evven the human in question
AC:
:33 < ya know he can like whoefur or whatefur he wants right
AC:
:33 < or rather it sounds like he should know that too!
CA:
a course i do
CA:
wwho do you think i am
CA:
that obese human
AC:
:33 < eridan cr33pypants ampurra
CA:
i aint a creepy pants im just concerned for my glubbin moirails mental health
CA:
also wwho knowws what diseases those humans carry
AC:
:33 < youre the cr33piest one on our team
AC:
:33 < i had to warn the stan human about you!!
AC:
:33 < but anyway
AC:
:33 < *ac contemplates ponderously with all of her nifty heart powers*
AC:
:33 < *whatefur those may be*
CA:
wwhat do you mean wwarn the stan human
CA:
if anyones a fuckin creepster its him
CA:
i dont evven knoww howw i can be considered creepy
CA:
youre the one datin the creepiest troll on the team
AC:
:33 < because you have a stupid inclawnation towards killing
AC:
:33 < guilty of being a dumbass with dumb reasoning!!
AC:
:33 < as miss pyrope would say
CA:
miss pyrope cant keep her rotten tongue in her mouth long enough to come up wwith a fuckin sensical sentence not ladden wwith judicial jargon
CA:
and wwhat dumb reasonin
AC:
:33 < were tigressing here
AC:
:33 < oops! i mean digressing
CA:
i got the pun
CA:
good fuckin job
CA:
but no i havve evvery reason to be concerned wwith my moirails hypothetical crush on an assblood human
AC:
:33 < ok so do you think you could purrvide a bit more insight on how this hypurrthetical crush is effecting things
AC:
:33 < and what you think you should be doing furses what you are doing
CA:
i think its impairin his judgement
CA:
and its gonna fuck us all ovver
CA:
i should probably tell him this but hell probably just deny it
AC:
:33 < *ac makes a hmm noise in thought that turns into a hmmmeowrrw*
AC:
:33 < ive just sort of b33n befurrending them but you guys want to compete and stuff?
CA:
it not like wwe wwant to
CA:
wwe dont havve a choice
AC:
:33 < we dont?
CA:
at the end wwell havve to fight for dibs on the neww univverse so wwhats the point a befriendin them
CA:
its us or them
AC:
:33 < oh no thats so tragic on all of the interspecies ships DD:
CA:
if you ask me its good fuckin riddance
CA:
i like the kenny human but not enough to gift wwrap the fuckin prize for him
AC:
:33 < too cruel ampurra think of how straining that must be on your meowrail
CA:
i dont need you remindin me a that
CA:
it fuckin sucks
CA:
thats wwhy i came to you
CA:
youre just goin along wwith it
CA:
like nothins evven wwrong
CA:
is that howw i should handle it
CA:
and ignore the implications and forebodin shit thats to come of it
AC:
:33 < i think purrt of being in a meowraillegience is accepting what your better half wants
AC:
:33 < and if theyre indecisive and dont even know what the fuck they want
AC:
:33 < nudge them towards something
CA:
i nudged him towwards ash and
CA:
that didnt wwork
CA:
apparently
CA:
since humans dont do quadrants
AC:
:33 < is there another option you think he might agr33 with
CA:
he agreed wwith arguin wwith him less
CA:
and to ignore his oblivvious pitch flirtin
CA:
i think thats all he can do
CA:
the other twwo options are cullin the fuck - wwhich is apparently out
CA:
or blockin him - wwhich kar wwont do
AC:
:33 < um yeah no culling the humans
AC:
:33 < has karkat talked to him about his f33lings??
CA:
a course not
CA:
humans dont feel that wway
CA:
its a moot point
CA:
thats wwhy its so frustratin
AC:
:33 < i dont know ive b33n trying to learn from them all
CA:
they dont havve pitch feelings
CA:
or pale
CA:
or ash
CA:
theyre only flushed for each other
CA:
borin as fuck
AC:
:33 < h33h33 i was going to say boring snoozeville too
AC:
:33 < but purrhaps they can learn!
CA:
if they go pitch im gonna go suffocate myself in a vvat a polluted gaper wwater
AC:
:33 < wouldnt karkat be happier?
AC:
:33 < who cares what you think about it >:33
CA:
kar certainly doesnt
CA:
or maybe he does
CA:
i dont wwant him to feel bad i just wwant him to realize wwhat hes fuckin doin
CA:
objectivvvely
CA:
hes not too happy right noww
AC:
:33 < when equius gets like that we build a pile of junk and talk in it
AC:
:33 < a heart to heart right?
CA:
thats wwhat wwe do
CA:
i livved in his hivve for almost a perigree
CA:
wwhen my eye thing happened
CA:
he probably needs another one
CA:
i should check in on him
AC:
:33 < dumbbutt why are you talking to me when you have more impurrtant matters
CA:
because this wwas long ovverdue and youre one a the only other trolls wwho aint pansloww at relationships
CA:
so i appreciate it
AC:
:33 < *ac shoos the pesky and cr33py visitor along to go and pile with his palemate*
AC:
:33 < *ac has a shipping wall to update afurter all*
CA:
nep
AC:
:33 < hello mr big butt pants
CA:
i take it your still hissy ovver the wwhole
CA:
me cullin eq thing
AC:
:33 < yes im afurraid there isnt much you can do to reverse that
CA:
wwell
CA:
i understand
CA:
i wwas out a my cod damn mind and theres reely no excuse for cullin someones diamond
CA:
evven if said diamond is a piece a filth
CA:
still
CA:
i can recognize wwhen ivve fucked up
AC:
:33 < spit it out mr ampurra!!
CA:
fine
CA:
im sorry nep
AC:
:33 < *ac turns her head with kitty aloofness away from her cr33py visiter*
CA:
fine
CA:
i get it
CA:
i dont expect your fuckin forgivveness
CA:
i wwouldnt forgivve the fucker wwho decided to off kar's spare
CA:
so wwhy wwould i expect you to furrgivve me
AC:
:33 < neither would i and im not his palemate
CA:
yeah
CA:
speakin a kar
CA:
wwell ill get to him in a moment
AC:
:33 < ???
CA:
howw are you handlin eqs flushcruch on that human
AC:
:33 < suppurrtively of course! how else would i??
AC:
:33 < whats this about
CA:
i cant say
CA:
im sorta in the same position
CA:
as you
CA:
and i guess i wwant to be supportivve but its just so wweird
AC:
:33 < whats so weird about it?
AC:
:33 < i mean purrsonally, fur you, not just because
AC:
:33 < karkats crushing on a human???
CA:
no
CA:
maybe
CA:
hypothetically
CA:
lets go wwith that one
CA:
nep keep it on your wwall and awway from evveryone elses aural ducts
CA:
its not like i wwant to start a gossip chain i just wwant some input
AC:
:33 < trollscouts honor
CA:
and howw is it not wweird
CA:
i mean i knoww hes already beatin himself ovver it and i dont blame him
CA:
and i wwant to be supportivve but theyre fuckin aliens
CA:
disgustin classless scoundrels
AC:
:33 < they do have a furry special princess :33
CA:
thats the only human i dont mind
CA:
and figures thats not evven the human in question
AC:
:33 < ya know he can like whoefur or whatefur he wants right
AC:
:33 < or rather it sounds like he should know that too!
CA:
a course i do
CA:
wwho do you think i am
CA:
that obese human
AC:
:33 < eridan cr33pypants ampurra
CA:
i aint a creepy pants im just concerned for my glubbin moirails mental health
CA:
also wwho knowws what diseases those humans carry
AC:
:33 < youre the cr33piest one on our team
AC:
:33 < i had to warn the stan human about you!!
AC:
:33 < but anyway
AC:
:33 < *ac contemplates ponderously with all of her nifty heart powers*
AC:
:33 < *whatefur those may be*
CA:
wwhat do you mean wwarn the stan human
CA:
if anyones a fuckin creepster its him
CA:
i dont evven knoww howw i can be considered creepy
CA:
youre the one datin the creepiest troll on the team
AC:
:33 < because you have a stupid inclawnation towards killing
AC:
:33 < guilty of being a dumbass with dumb reasoning!!
AC:
:33 < as miss pyrope would say
CA:
miss pyrope cant keep her rotten tongue in her mouth long enough to come up wwith a fuckin sensical sentence not ladden wwith judicial jargon
CA:
and wwhat dumb reasonin
AC:
:33 < were tigressing here
AC:
:33 < oops! i mean digressing
CA:
i got the pun
CA:
good fuckin job
CA:
but no i havve evvery reason to be concerned wwith my moirails hypothetical crush on an assblood human
AC:
:33 < ok so do you think you could purrvide a bit more insight on how this hypurrthetical crush is effecting things
AC:
:33 < and what you think you should be doing furses what you are doing
CA:
i think its impairin his judgement
CA:
and its gonna fuck us all ovver
CA:
i should probably tell him this but hell probably just deny it
AC:
:33 < *ac makes a hmm noise in thought that turns into a hmmmeowrrw*
AC:
:33 < ive just sort of b33n befurrending them but you guys want to compete and stuff?
CA:
it not like wwe wwant to
CA:
wwe dont havve a choice
AC:
:33 < we dont?
CA:
at the end wwell havve to fight for dibs on the neww univverse so wwhats the point a befriendin them
CA:
its us or them
AC:
:33 < oh no thats so tragic on all of the interspecies ships DD:
CA:
if you ask me its good fuckin riddance
CA:
i like the kenny human but not enough to gift wwrap the fuckin prize for him
AC:
:33 < too cruel ampurra think of how straining that must be on your meowrail
CA:
i dont need you remindin me a that
CA:
it fuckin sucks
CA:
thats wwhy i came to you
CA:
youre just goin along wwith it
CA:
like nothins evven wwrong
CA:
is that howw i should handle it
CA:
and ignore the implications and forebodin shit thats to come of it
AC:
:33 < i think purrt of being in a meowraillegience is accepting what your better half wants
AC:
:33 < and if theyre indecisive and dont even know what the fuck they want
AC:
:33 < nudge them towards something
CA:
i nudged him towwards ash and
CA:
that didnt wwork
CA:
apparently
CA:
since humans dont do quadrants
AC:
:33 < is there another option you think he might agr33 with
CA:
he agreed wwith arguin wwith him less
CA:
and to ignore his oblivvious pitch flirtin
CA:
i think thats all he can do
CA:
the other twwo options are cullin the fuck - wwhich is apparently out
CA:
or blockin him - wwhich kar wwont do
AC:
:33 < um yeah no culling the humans
AC:
:33 < has karkat talked to him about his f33lings??
CA:
a course not
CA:
humans dont feel that wway
CA:
its a moot point
CA:
thats wwhy its so frustratin
AC:
:33 < i dont know ive b33n trying to learn from them all
CA:
they dont havve pitch feelings
CA:
or pale
CA:
or ash
CA:
theyre only flushed for each other
CA:
borin as fuck
AC:
:33 < h33h33 i was going to say boring snoozeville too
AC:
:33 < but purrhaps they can learn!
CA:
if they go pitch im gonna go suffocate myself in a vvat a polluted gaper wwater
AC:
:33 < wouldnt karkat be happier?
AC:
:33 < who cares what you think about it >:33
CA:
kar certainly doesnt
CA:
or maybe he does
CA:
i dont wwant him to feel bad i just wwant him to realize wwhat hes fuckin doin
CA:
objectivvvely
CA:
hes not too happy right noww
AC:
:33 < when equius gets like that we build a pile of junk and talk in it
AC:
:33 < a heart to heart right?
CA:
thats wwhat wwe do
CA:
i livved in his hivve for almost a perigree
CA:
wwhen my eye thing happened
CA:
he probably needs another one
CA:
i should check in on him
AC:
:33 < dumbbutt why are you talking to me when you have more impurrtant matters
CA:
because this wwas long ovverdue and youre one a the only other trolls wwho aint pansloww at relationships
CA:
so i appreciate it
AC:
:33 < *ac shoos the pesky and cr33py visitor along to go and pile with his palemate*
AC:
:33 < *ac has a shipping wall to update afurter all*
