CA: One-Shot Angel
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amporaeridan -- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CA:
kar i did it
CA:
i one shot the fuckin angel today
CG:
COMPLETELY?
CA:
i think so
CG:
GOOD. FUCK THOSE THINGS IN THEIR SHRIEKY AUDITORY NIGHTMARE TUBES.
CA:
no twitchin or nothin
CG:
DID YOU GO UP AND KICK IT TO CHECK?
CA:
wwell
CA:
i wwatched at a distance for about 10 seconds before smashin its face in wwith my boot
CA:
and it didnt movve
CA:
and then i yanked a tuft a feathers off its mangled wwings and threww it on the ground
CG:
SO WHEN YOU KILL THEM DO THEY DISAPPEAR PROPERLY OR JUST LAY AROUND MAKING YOUR LAND EVEN MORE HORRIBLE WITH THEIR MANGLED CORPSES?
CA:
wwell there was enough for me to kick and desecrate
CA:
but not much
CA:
my powwers gotten strong enough to obliterate livvin flesh into wwhite nothinness
CG:
THAT'S BETTER THAN A SHITLOAD ROTTING WINGBEAST MEATSACKS, AT LEAST
CA:
you knoww wwhat that means though
CA:
right
CG:
YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIGHT YOUR DENIZEN AND ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED UNLIKE THE REST OF THIS ENDLESS PARADE OF LOSERS AND/OR INTOLERABLE SHITSTAINS?
CA:
yup
CG:
DID YOU FINISH ALL YOUR ACTUAL QUESTS OR DO YOU THINK TAKING DOWN THE ANGELS IS ENOUGH?
CA:
im itchin to just get this ovver wwith
CA:
theres probably one or twwo there but
CA:
ill wwrap that up wwhile i wwait for evveryone else to catch up
CA:
besides im itchin for somefin else too
CG:
WELL THEY'RE NOT MANDATORY, A-FUCKING-PPARENTLY, IF ZAHHAK IS ANY INDICATION
CG:
BUT HE DIDN'T TALK TO HIS DENIZEN EITHER, JUST MURDERED IT LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTY HIGHBLOOD IDIOT, SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET ACTUAL USABLE INFORMATION OUT OF IT
CG:
WHO FUCKING KNOWS.
CA:
im goin to do it right
CA:
im askin it all the right questions
CA:
beatin it
CA:
finding my questbed
CA:
and goin cod tier before evveryone else
CG:
HOLY FUCK DO NOT CALL IT COD TIER THAT IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID.
CG:
THIS IS SERIOUS
CG:
AND NOT PUNNY.
CA:
wwell i told you i wwas itchin to do somefin else
CA:
as i recall i wwas goin to do somefin after accomp-fishin this feat
CA:
and wwell
CA:
this time itll be kind of important wwont it
CA:
not that i think im not comin back or anyfin im shore ill be fine
CG:
OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING FINE
CG:
IF IT WASN'T GOING TO BE FINE I WOULDN'T LET YOU GO
CG:
AT LEAST FOR THE PART WITH THE DENIZEN, I STILL THINK IT'S COMPLETELY GRUBFUCKED RETARDED TO TRY AND TEST OUT WHETHER GOD TIER MANAGED TO SURVIVE THE SNARL OF CODING ERRORS THAT PRODUCED OUR FANTASTIC NEW HATEFRIENDSHIPS WITH BRAINLESS ALIENS
CA:
wwell i still havve a spare if it does go to shit
CG:
OH YEAH LET'S JUST THROW THAT AWAY
CG:
IT'S NOT LIKE HAVING AN EXTRA LIFE COULD POSSIBLY BE IMPORTANT OR ANYTHING
CA:
wwell if im god tier i wwont need spares
CG:
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO MAJOR AND DANGEROUS FIGHTS WITH A HUGE FUCKING BLACK KING WHO WAS PROTOTYPED WITH THE WORST MONSTERS ON ALTERNIA COMING UP WHERE A SPARE COULD BE USEFUL
CG:
DUMBSHIT.
CA:
howw fuckin swweet wwill it be if i get to fight him on top a my ladder though
CA:
and then wwe'll knoww the rest a the team can make it too
CA:
and wwe wwont havve to wwait for the fuckin humans to get there
CG:
YEAH SINCE AT THE RATE THEY'RE PROGRESSING THROUGH ANYTHING AT ALL IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS
CA:
precisely
CG:
I'M ACTUALLY ASHAMED OF THEM.
CA:
so fuck them i aint afraid
CG:
THAT'S HOW TERRIBLE THEY ARE
CA:
wwell i talked to nep
CA:
since she and i are
CA:
wwell
CA:
kinda in the same position
CG:
JEGUS FUCKING
CA:
wwell i wwanted to knoww wwhat she thought of it
CA:
and shes on the same page as me
CA:
maybe evven a bit too acceptin
CG:
THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT OKAY, YEAH, LET'S JUST GOSSIP ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE
CG:
WHY NOT.
CA:
i didnt givve her fuckin specifics
CA:
i just asked her wwhat she felt about it
CA:
i didnt wwant to think i wwas crazy
CA:
let alone you
CA:
because for one yes i am concerned that youre goin easier on the humans now because a your crush but
CA:
im not about to tell you howw to manage your other quadrants
CA:
or tell you to stop feelin the wway you do
CG:
I'M NOT GOING EASY ON THEM BECAUSE OF ANYTHING BUT THEIR OWN OBVIOUS WIGGLER INCOMPETENCE AND LACK OF THREAT TO ANYTHING
CG:
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO BE HARD ON A THREE LEGGED MEOWBEAST WITH PANDAMAGE
CG:
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
CA:
i forget that cullin isnt second nature to you
CA:
that explanation alone is evvidence enough
CA:
but ivve told you this a hundred times
CA:
im ovver it
CA:
all i care about noww is gettin my shit done and helpin you get yours
CA:
and anyone else wwho needs it
CG:
RIGHT.
CA:
neps still mad and im shore shes not the only one
CA:
better start bein a team member
CG:
NO FUCKING SHIT SHE'S STILL MAD
CA:
yeah i knoww i wwasnt askin for her forgivveness
CG:
GOOD BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID
CG:
MORE STUPID THAN USUAL, EVEN
CG:
A LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING EXISTS
CG:
BUT YEAH. WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER BETTER. LIKE I'VE BEEN FUCKING TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SINCE NIGHT ONE
CA:
wwell i just left sol a message tellin him wwhat im doin
CG:
YEAH
CA:
he didnt respond but i didnt expect him to
CG:
DID YOU SHITSTAINS WORK OUT THE MOST RECENT EXERCISE IN BEING RAMPAGING FUCKWITS OR IS IT FULL BULGEKNOT AHEAD?
CA:
no
CA:
im pretty shore wwere done but im not goin to press the issue
CA:
ivve got more important things to wwork on
CA:
i wwasnt a vvery good kismesis to him anywway i wwas too unstable at the time wwhen wwe decided to go pitch
CG:
THAT SUCKS, THOUGH.
CG:
MAYBE AFTER THE GAME IS OVER OR SOMETHING.
CA:
yeah it blowws alright
CA:
i guess its the nature a the quadrant
CA:
if hes still interested i guess hell fuckin let me knoww
CA:
until then i guess the only wway to reassure myself im wworthy of a good rivvalry is keep at my fuckin quest
CA:
im preparin myself for the wworst
CA:
wwhenevver wwe do talkagain
CA:
i doubt ill evver find a good kismesis though
CA:
not out of our bunch
CG:
WELL IT'S A GOOD FUCKING THING WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SHINY NEW UNIVERSE TO POPULATE WITH ALL OF TROLLKIND
CA:
not like wwhat i expected out a him but
CA:
i aint goin to dwwell ovver it
CG:
OKAY GOOD
CG:
WHERE'S THE ENTRANCE TO YOUR DENIZEN'S LAIR?
CA:
[[givves coordinates]]
CA:
im headin ovver there but im goin to lopah first
CG:
YEAH, OKAY
CA:
its not goin to be our last time
CA:
i promise
CG:
LISTEN, ASSHOLE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS BRINGING THAT UP AS A POSSIBILITY
CG:
ARE YOU FISHING FOR REASSURANCE OR JUST INSULTING ME COMPLETELY BY UNDERESTIMATING MY CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY TO OCCASIONALLY NOT BE A DUMBSHIT
CA:
i just knoww that its unfamiliar territory and
CA:
remindin myself that its not goin to be all ovver is reassurin
CA:
thats all
CG:
WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE GRUBFUCKING FINE.
CG:
OR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY UNCEASING BITCHING UNTIL IT'S UNTIMELY HEAT DEATH
CA:
wwell wwe cant havve that
CA:
the humans already laid claim on destroyin the univverse wwith their unbias stupidity
CG:
FUCK THAT, I'VE CALLED ALL DIBS ON ANY AND ALL SCREAMING ANYTHING TO DEATH.
CA:
and i havve to make pale to you the wway i alwways wwanted to before they get a chance
CG:
OH MY GOD
CG:
SHUT UP BEFORE WE BOTH DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT, HOLY SHIT.
CA:
wwell wwith the univverse crashin dowwn wwhats wworse
CA:
dyin of embarassment or some cullbait humans accident
CG:
EMBARRASSMENT, OBVIOUSLY
CG:
AT LEAST WHEN THE HUMANS INEVITABLY BREAK SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND THE ENTIRE SESSION COLLAPSES ON OUR HEADS WE WON'T BE SITTING AROUND ANTICIPATING IT
CG:
IT'S LIKE WHAT'S MORE PREFERABLE, DEATH BY IMPENDING CULLING OR DYING VIA ACCIDENTAL HIVE COLLAPSE
CA:
not dyin at all
CG:
WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU ASKED, WAS IT.
CA:
my hivve wwas built to perfection
CA:
i wwouldnt be caught dead wwith a faulty hivve
CA:
so impendin cullin wwhatevver
CG:
YOUR HIVE IS A DRAFTY HALF SUNKEN SHIP
CA:
wwho the fucks goint o cull me
CA:
so wwhat its still the fuckin picture of class
CA:
and reporpoisin and refurbishin wwhich ivve alwways been a fan a
CA:
goin to the local thrift grotto and pickin out some junk off sunken ships and makin it my new fuckin surface square
CA:
my hivves the same thing
CG:
WHAT THE FUCK IS A THRIFT GROTTO
CA:
you missed out on so much kar
CA:
wwhen wwe get out owwn univverse im goin to showw you evveryfin
CA:
build it first but then showw it to you
CG:
WHAT A HELPFUL EXPLANATION TO MY QUESTION THERE, ERIDAN, BRILLIANT SCHOOLFEEDING SESSION
CG:
YOU WIN AN AWARD FOR SUCCINCT ANSWERING ABILITY
CA:
so some trolls make it a hobby to act as fuckin bottom feeders and scourge the bottom a the ocean for shipwwrecks
CA:
its actually kind a fun fef and i used to do it as pupas
CA:
anywway some seadwwellers dont groww out of it and make it into a hobby sellin the shit
CA:
and they house it in these little coral reefs and sometimes i go and raid em
CG:
THERE, WAS THAT REALLY DIFFICULT.
CA:
yeah but i wwas doin that before it wwas cool
CA:
as my hivve convveys
CG:
CLEARLY, YOU'RE A BRAVE SOUL EXPLORING THE VERY UNCHARTED BOUNDARIES OF WHAT COUNTS AS COOL
CG:
HOLD ON WHILE I SWOON A LITTLE
CA:
dont wwriggler yourself i knoww youre swwoonin off your fuckin grubchair
CA:
hold out a little longer wwill you
CG:
THE CHAIR'S BEEN TRAGICALLY SNAPPED IN HALF FROM AN OVERABUNDANCE OF SWOONS
CG:
YOU OWE ME A NEW CHAIR, SHITHOLE
CA:
oh here let me make it out a this dead angel corpse
CA:
theres so many ovver here i could make you an accompanying multicushion seater
CA:
wwhat color you wwant
CG:
IS THAT THE NEW COOL BEFORE IT'S COOL HIVE DECORATION, CHAIRS MADE OF THE BONES OF HIDEOUS MONSTROUS GAME ARTIFACTS?
CG:
FUCK THAT I'LL JUST ALCHEMIZE A NEW COPY OF MY OLD ONE.
CA:
that aint reporpoisin thats just la-seaness
CG:
THAT'S TRYING TOO HARD
CA:
wwhat makin a chair out a angel corpses
CA:
i think its badass
CA:
i should givve it to sol as a pitch present to showw him just ho
CA:
nevvermind ill make it for myself
CG:
THERE YOU GO
CG:
NOBODY ELSE WANTS DEAD BODY FURNITURE, JEGUS.
CA:
nep wwould
CG:
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. YOU TWO SHOULD START A FUCKING BETTER HIVES AND TAXIDERMY NETFEED, SHIT.
CA:
she didnt seem too bothered to glub wwith me today
CA:
maybe thatll be a thing
CG:
YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE HATEFRIENDS ANYWAY, RIGHT
CA:
i do
CG:
THEN IT ALL FUCKING WORKS OUT, DOESN'T IT.
CA:
yeah it does i feel pretty good
CA:
and wwhatevver happens wwith sol happens im still goin to be the furthest in our group and more than likely the most powwerful
CA:
and im still comin ovver there as soon as im done capching this shit
CG:
YEAH, COME OVER
CA:
havve troll 10 Things I Hate About You ready
CG:
GOOD. I'LL MAKE GRUBCORN.
CA:
dont go in the spare block dowwnstairs tho
CG:
WHY.
CA:
just dont its part a the experience
CA:
ivve been wworkin on it
CG:
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GOING TO DO IF I HAD DECIDED TO CLEAN MY HIVE IN THE MEANTIME?
CA:
wwhens the last time you cleaned your hivve
CG:
I'VE BEEN FUCKING BUSY!!
CA:
i knoww you havve so thats wwhy i kneww there wwas nothin to wworry about
CG:
FINE.
CA:
yeah im goin to wwrap up here ill be ovver shortly
CA:
sea you soon <>
CG:
<>
CA:
kar i did it
CA:
i one shot the fuckin angel today
CG:
COMPLETELY?
CA:
i think so
CG:
GOOD. FUCK THOSE THINGS IN THEIR SHRIEKY AUDITORY NIGHTMARE TUBES.
CA:
no twitchin or nothin
CG:
DID YOU GO UP AND KICK IT TO CHECK?
CA:
wwell
CA:
i wwatched at a distance for about 10 seconds before smashin its face in wwith my boot
CA:
and it didnt movve
CA:
and then i yanked a tuft a feathers off its mangled wwings and threww it on the ground
CG:
SO WHEN YOU KILL THEM DO THEY DISAPPEAR PROPERLY OR JUST LAY AROUND MAKING YOUR LAND EVEN MORE HORRIBLE WITH THEIR MANGLED CORPSES?
CA:
wwell there was enough for me to kick and desecrate
CA:
but not much
CA:
my powwers gotten strong enough to obliterate livvin flesh into wwhite nothinness
CG:
THAT'S BETTER THAN A SHITLOAD ROTTING WINGBEAST MEATSACKS, AT LEAST
CA:
you knoww wwhat that means though
CA:
right
CG:
YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIGHT YOUR DENIZEN AND ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED UNLIKE THE REST OF THIS ENDLESS PARADE OF LOSERS AND/OR INTOLERABLE SHITSTAINS?
CA:
yup
CG:
DID YOU FINISH ALL YOUR ACTUAL QUESTS OR DO YOU THINK TAKING DOWN THE ANGELS IS ENOUGH?
CA:
im itchin to just get this ovver wwith
CA:
theres probably one or twwo there but
CA:
ill wwrap that up wwhile i wwait for evveryone else to catch up
CA:
besides im itchin for somefin else too
CG:
WELL THEY'RE NOT MANDATORY, A-FUCKING-PPARENTLY, IF ZAHHAK IS ANY INDICATION
CG:
BUT HE DIDN'T TALK TO HIS DENIZEN EITHER, JUST MURDERED IT LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTY HIGHBLOOD IDIOT, SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET ACTUAL USABLE INFORMATION OUT OF IT
CG:
WHO FUCKING KNOWS.
CA:
im goin to do it right
CA:
im askin it all the right questions
CA:
beatin it
CA:
finding my questbed
CA:
and goin cod tier before evveryone else
CG:
HOLY FUCK DO NOT CALL IT COD TIER THAT IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID.
CG:
THIS IS SERIOUS
CG:
AND NOT PUNNY.
CA:
wwell i told you i wwas itchin to do somefin else
CA:
as i recall i wwas goin to do somefin after accomp-fishin this feat
CA:
and wwell
CA:
this time itll be kind of important wwont it
CA:
not that i think im not comin back or anyfin im shore ill be fine
CG:
OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING FINE
CG:
IF IT WASN'T GOING TO BE FINE I WOULDN'T LET YOU GO
CG:
AT LEAST FOR THE PART WITH THE DENIZEN, I STILL THINK IT'S COMPLETELY GRUBFUCKED RETARDED TO TRY AND TEST OUT WHETHER GOD TIER MANAGED TO SURVIVE THE SNARL OF CODING ERRORS THAT PRODUCED OUR FANTASTIC NEW HATEFRIENDSHIPS WITH BRAINLESS ALIENS
CA:
wwell i still havve a spare if it does go to shit
CG:
OH YEAH LET'S JUST THROW THAT AWAY
CG:
IT'S NOT LIKE HAVING AN EXTRA LIFE COULD POSSIBLY BE IMPORTANT OR ANYTHING
CA:
wwell if im god tier i wwont need spares
CG:
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO MAJOR AND DANGEROUS FIGHTS WITH A HUGE FUCKING BLACK KING WHO WAS PROTOTYPED WITH THE WORST MONSTERS ON ALTERNIA COMING UP WHERE A SPARE COULD BE USEFUL
CG:
DUMBSHIT.
CA:
howw fuckin swweet wwill it be if i get to fight him on top a my ladder though
CA:
and then wwe'll knoww the rest a the team can make it too
CA:
and wwe wwont havve to wwait for the fuckin humans to get there
CG:
YEAH SINCE AT THE RATE THEY'RE PROGRESSING THROUGH ANYTHING AT ALL IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS
CA:
precisely
CG:
I'M ACTUALLY ASHAMED OF THEM.
CA:
so fuck them i aint afraid
CG:
THAT'S HOW TERRIBLE THEY ARE
CA:
wwell i talked to nep
CA:
since she and i are
CA:
wwell
CA:
kinda in the same position
CG:
JEGUS FUCKING
CA:
wwell i wwanted to knoww wwhat she thought of it
CA:
and shes on the same page as me
CA:
maybe evven a bit too acceptin
CG:
THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT OKAY, YEAH, LET'S JUST GOSSIP ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE
CG:
WHY NOT.
CA:
i didnt givve her fuckin specifics
CA:
i just asked her wwhat she felt about it
CA:
i didnt wwant to think i wwas crazy
CA:
let alone you
CA:
because for one yes i am concerned that youre goin easier on the humans now because a your crush but
CA:
im not about to tell you howw to manage your other quadrants
CA:
or tell you to stop feelin the wway you do
CG:
I'M NOT GOING EASY ON THEM BECAUSE OF ANYTHING BUT THEIR OWN OBVIOUS WIGGLER INCOMPETENCE AND LACK OF THREAT TO ANYTHING
CG:
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO BE HARD ON A THREE LEGGED MEOWBEAST WITH PANDAMAGE
CG:
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
CA:
i forget that cullin isnt second nature to you
CA:
that explanation alone is evvidence enough
CA:
but ivve told you this a hundred times
CA:
im ovver it
CA:
all i care about noww is gettin my shit done and helpin you get yours
CA:
and anyone else wwho needs it
CG:
RIGHT.
CA:
neps still mad and im shore shes not the only one
CA:
better start bein a team member
CG:
NO FUCKING SHIT SHE'S STILL MAD
CA:
yeah i knoww i wwasnt askin for her forgivveness
CG:
GOOD BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID
CG:
MORE STUPID THAN USUAL, EVEN
CG:
A LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING EXISTS
CG:
BUT YEAH. WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER BETTER. LIKE I'VE BEEN FUCKING TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SINCE NIGHT ONE
CA:
wwell i just left sol a message tellin him wwhat im doin
CG:
YEAH
CA:
he didnt respond but i didnt expect him to
CG:
DID YOU SHITSTAINS WORK OUT THE MOST RECENT EXERCISE IN BEING RAMPAGING FUCKWITS OR IS IT FULL BULGEKNOT AHEAD?
CA:
no
CA:
im pretty shore wwere done but im not goin to press the issue
CA:
ivve got more important things to wwork on
CA:
i wwasnt a vvery good kismesis to him anywway i wwas too unstable at the time wwhen wwe decided to go pitch
CG:
THAT SUCKS, THOUGH.
CG:
MAYBE AFTER THE GAME IS OVER OR SOMETHING.
CA:
yeah it blowws alright
CA:
i guess its the nature a the quadrant
CA:
if hes still interested i guess hell fuckin let me knoww
CA:
until then i guess the only wway to reassure myself im wworthy of a good rivvalry is keep at my fuckin quest
CA:
im preparin myself for the wworst
CA:
wwhenevver wwe do talkagain
CA:
i doubt ill evver find a good kismesis though
CA:
not out of our bunch
CG:
WELL IT'S A GOOD FUCKING THING WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SHINY NEW UNIVERSE TO POPULATE WITH ALL OF TROLLKIND
CA:
not like wwhat i expected out a him but
CA:
i aint goin to dwwell ovver it
CG:
OKAY GOOD
CG:
WHERE'S THE ENTRANCE TO YOUR DENIZEN'S LAIR?
CA:
[[givves coordinates]]
CA:
im headin ovver there but im goin to lopah first
CG:
YEAH, OKAY
CA:
its not goin to be our last time
CA:
i promise
CG:
LISTEN, ASSHOLE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS BRINGING THAT UP AS A POSSIBILITY
CG:
ARE YOU FISHING FOR REASSURANCE OR JUST INSULTING ME COMPLETELY BY UNDERESTIMATING MY CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY TO OCCASIONALLY NOT BE A DUMBSHIT
CA:
i just knoww that its unfamiliar territory and
CA:
remindin myself that its not goin to be all ovver is reassurin
CA:
thats all
CG:
WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE GRUBFUCKING FINE.
CG:
OR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY UNCEASING BITCHING UNTIL IT'S UNTIMELY HEAT DEATH
CA:
wwell wwe cant havve that
CA:
the humans already laid claim on destroyin the univverse wwith their unbias stupidity
CG:
FUCK THAT, I'VE CALLED ALL DIBS ON ANY AND ALL SCREAMING ANYTHING TO DEATH.
CA:
and i havve to make pale to you the wway i alwways wwanted to before they get a chance
CG:
OH MY GOD
CG:
SHUT UP BEFORE WE BOTH DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT, HOLY SHIT.
CA:
wwell wwith the univverse crashin dowwn wwhats wworse
CA:
dyin of embarassment or some cullbait humans accident
CG:
EMBARRASSMENT, OBVIOUSLY
CG:
AT LEAST WHEN THE HUMANS INEVITABLY BREAK SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND THE ENTIRE SESSION COLLAPSES ON OUR HEADS WE WON'T BE SITTING AROUND ANTICIPATING IT
CG:
IT'S LIKE WHAT'S MORE PREFERABLE, DEATH BY IMPENDING CULLING OR DYING VIA ACCIDENTAL HIVE COLLAPSE
CA:
not dyin at all
CG:
WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU ASKED, WAS IT.
CA:
my hivve wwas built to perfection
CA:
i wwouldnt be caught dead wwith a faulty hivve
CA:
so impendin cullin wwhatevver
CG:
YOUR HIVE IS A DRAFTY HALF SUNKEN SHIP
CA:
wwho the fucks goint o cull me
CA:
so wwhat its still the fuckin picture of class
CA:
and reporpoisin and refurbishin wwhich ivve alwways been a fan a
CA:
goin to the local thrift grotto and pickin out some junk off sunken ships and makin it my new fuckin surface square
CA:
my hivves the same thing
CG:
WHAT THE FUCK IS A THRIFT GROTTO
CA:
you missed out on so much kar
CA:
wwhen wwe get out owwn univverse im goin to showw you evveryfin
CA:
build it first but then showw it to you
CG:
WHAT A HELPFUL EXPLANATION TO MY QUESTION THERE, ERIDAN, BRILLIANT SCHOOLFEEDING SESSION
CG:
YOU WIN AN AWARD FOR SUCCINCT ANSWERING ABILITY
CA:
so some trolls make it a hobby to act as fuckin bottom feeders and scourge the bottom a the ocean for shipwwrecks
CA:
its actually kind a fun fef and i used to do it as pupas
CA:
anywway some seadwwellers dont groww out of it and make it into a hobby sellin the shit
CA:
and they house it in these little coral reefs and sometimes i go and raid em
CG:
THERE, WAS THAT REALLY DIFFICULT.
CA:
yeah but i wwas doin that before it wwas cool
CA:
as my hivve convveys
CG:
CLEARLY, YOU'RE A BRAVE SOUL EXPLORING THE VERY UNCHARTED BOUNDARIES OF WHAT COUNTS AS COOL
CG:
HOLD ON WHILE I SWOON A LITTLE
CA:
dont wwriggler yourself i knoww youre swwoonin off your fuckin grubchair
CA:
hold out a little longer wwill you
CG:
THE CHAIR'S BEEN TRAGICALLY SNAPPED IN HALF FROM AN OVERABUNDANCE OF SWOONS
CG:
YOU OWE ME A NEW CHAIR, SHITHOLE
CA:
oh here let me make it out a this dead angel corpse
CA:
theres so many ovver here i could make you an accompanying multicushion seater
CA:
wwhat color you wwant
CG:
IS THAT THE NEW COOL BEFORE IT'S COOL HIVE DECORATION, CHAIRS MADE OF THE BONES OF HIDEOUS MONSTROUS GAME ARTIFACTS?
CG:
FUCK THAT I'LL JUST ALCHEMIZE A NEW COPY OF MY OLD ONE.
CA:
that aint reporpoisin thats just la-seaness
CG:
THAT'S TRYING TOO HARD
CA:
wwhat makin a chair out a angel corpses
CA:
i think its badass
CA:
i should givve it to sol as a pitch present to showw him just ho
CA:
nevvermind ill make it for myself
CG:
THERE YOU GO
CG:
NOBODY ELSE WANTS DEAD BODY FURNITURE, JEGUS.
CA:
nep wwould
CG:
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. YOU TWO SHOULD START A FUCKING BETTER HIVES AND TAXIDERMY NETFEED, SHIT.
CA:
she didnt seem too bothered to glub wwith me today
CA:
maybe thatll be a thing
CG:
YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE HATEFRIENDS ANYWAY, RIGHT
CA:
i do
CG:
THEN IT ALL FUCKING WORKS OUT, DOESN'T IT.
CA:
yeah it does i feel pretty good
CA:
and wwhatevver happens wwith sol happens im still goin to be the furthest in our group and more than likely the most powwerful
CA:
and im still comin ovver there as soon as im done capching this shit
CG:
YEAH, COME OVER
CA:
havve troll 10 Things I Hate About You ready
CG:
GOOD. I'LL MAKE GRUBCORN.
CA:
dont go in the spare block dowwnstairs tho
CG:
WHY.
CA:
just dont its part a the experience
CA:
ivve been wworkin on it
CG:
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GOING TO DO IF I HAD DECIDED TO CLEAN MY HIVE IN THE MEANTIME?
CA:
wwhens the last time you cleaned your hivve
CG:
I'VE BEEN FUCKING BUSY!!
CA:
i knoww you havve so thats wwhy i kneww there wwas nothin to wworry about
CG:
FINE.
CA:
yeah im goin to wwrap up here ill be ovver shortly
CA:
sea you soon <>
CG:
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