CA: Show Off

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] at 21:30 --

CA: greetins cockbag

OD: Excuse me?

CA: thats wwhat you are right

CA: a cockbag

CA: thats wwhat your princess called you at least

CA: i assumed that wwas your title

OD: Princess? Are you talking about Kenny?

CA: wwhats a kenny

OD: Kenny is a poor Piece of Shit who thinks he's Royalty because a perverted Japanese Executive gave him a Plastic Tiara and called him a mother fucking Animu Princess.

OD: Now who the fuck are you?

CA: oh wwell

CA: im actually royalty and i wwas sent here by this 'princess kenny' to find out more about your team and somefin called 'nazis'

CA: apparently our social conchstruct is similar to theirs

OD: Holy Fucking Shit.

OD: So they did make it to Space...

CA: wwho

OD: Maybe you guys /are/ fucking Aliens... Nazi Aliens that the Germans reached out to when they mastered their Space Program.

OD: Unless youre just trying to shame me for being a History Enthusiast with a focused interest in Post Weimar Germany...

CA: i dont knoww wwhat youre glubbin about

CA: wwhats germany

OD: Okay for the sake of Conversation, and my own Interests, I'm going to assume that you're actually a Space Nazi that the Germans indoctrinated a while ago and teach you all about your Roots.

OD: So you believe in Racial Purity and the whole 'Lebensraum' executing the Weak to make way for the Strong, right?

CA: i believve that seadwwellers and highbloods are superior and yes i believve that all lowwbloods and landwwellers should be crushed under the reign of the nautical aristocracy

OD: Good, I don't know what that means but it sounds about right.

OD: Okay so your Ancestors, or whatever, the people who visited you Decades ago, were from a Country called Nazi Germany and they enforced a Strict Code of Laws that put Minorities and Jews in their place so that the Aryan Race could prosper and multiply with their flawless Genes.

CA: my ancestor wwas a fearless seafarer wwho sailed the oceans of alternia and left his foes dead or cowwerin in fear

OD: Right, he was a Nazi Alien.

CA: his name wwas Orphaner Dualscar and he wwas feared by all

CA: also this was millennia ago and i doubt your species existed back then

OD: Time Travel, Genius. Also he was totally a Nazi, I can tell. Nazis weren’t afraid of killing Undesirable Parents in front of their own kids.

CA: yeah that happened once or twwice to me

OD: Woah wait, are you saying that you personally killed Minorities and Jews on your Planet?

CA: i dont knoww what minorities or jews are but i have killed my fair share of lowwbloods and their lusci in my flarpin days

CA: evven a couple highbloods wwho dared to duel me

OD: Woah. So that's like celebrated on your planet? Damn, why in the fuck was I not born there.

CA: its just the wway a life

CA: youre either a highblood or a lowwblood and if youre a lowwblood your chance a survival is slim

CA: the stronger and more experienced in combat you are the more likely you are to see another day

OD: So the dream is still alive somewhere, thank fucking God.

OD: So I'm assuming Blood is like Skin Color there?

CA: wwe all pretty much havve the same skin color

CA: a sort of gray

CA: and yes the hemospectrum dictates wwhere you fall in class

OD: Yeah! We have the same thing here but its with Skin Color!

CA: oh wwell thats interesting and much more efficient

CA: cant hide it then

OD: Yeah, once youre born Black youre pretty much fucked.

CA: im assumin blacks are the rustbloods

OD: If Rustbloods are at the Bottom, yeah. They can't disguise their Black Skin worth Shit.

OD: There's "Lightening Cremes" and Stuff but it doesn't work, haha. White People make that stuff for Black People to make them feel like theres Hope, but its a big Scheme.

CA: how amusin im pretty sure ive heard a blood changin potions that ended up just bein poison

OD: HAHAHA isnt it funny? The fucking Lengths Minorities will go through to change their shitty Situation?

CA: right its utterly ridiculous i dont knoww wwhy they evven bother

OD: It's funny as Shit to see them try though! Alright so like, is there like a Rainbow of different Colors then? What's your Blood Type?

CA: mines vviolet

CA: the closer you are to infrared the lowwer in class you are and the closer you are to ultravviolet the higher up you are

OD: Oh shit so youre like, the Fuhrer?

CA: wwhats the fuhrer

OD: Your God. Like, literally. He's the one who started all of this. His name was Hitler. So you're like, the Leader of the Nazi Aliens?

CA: im pretty shore the the only gods wwe havve are the horrorterrors wwho speak directly to HIC

CA: and to some degree fef

CA: wwe wwouldnt worship some alien from an inferior planet

OD: I'm trying to teach you your Species’ Ancient History you unappreciative Fuck! Just because you don't REMEMBER that the Nazis visited your Species in the Past doesn't mean it didn't happen!

CA: like you knoww anyfin about ancient troll history

CA: you didnt even knoww about the hemospectrum let alone wwhat color skin wwe havve

CA: not only that but if ancient aliens wwere to evver to vvisit alternia im pretty shore wwe wwould have blasted them out a the sky before they evven arrivved

OD: Whatever, if you're going to be butthurt about the fact that Humans did this whole "Final Solution" before you guys did then I'm peacing the fuck out.

CA: im not butthurt it just doesnt make sense

CA: wwevve been around for millenia and i havvent evven heard about your planet until you showwed up on my trollian list

OD: That's the dumbest argument I've ever heard of. "I havvent heard of you so it must be a lie", do you listen to yourself talk? Have you even SUCCESSFULLY pulled off a Genocide? There's like a TENTH of the Jews left on Earth thanks to Hitler.

CA: oh then that confirms it

CA: your paltry nazis have nothin to do with us if thats all they were able to accompfish

OD: What the fuck are you even talking about? Calling the Nazis PALTRY are you KIDDING me?

CA: there are no more fuckin limebloods left on alternia thanks to a decree from HIC

CA: they were successfully wwiped out in one swweep wwithout so much as a fuss

CA: tell me

CA: are there still 'Jews' left on your planet

OD: Yeah, unfortunately.

CA: no surprise there

CA: your species cant even get a class to go extinct wwhat makes you think that these nazis had anyfin to do wwith us

CA: when a mutantgrub is hatched its culled immediately to prevvent the threat a the taintin of the hemospectrum or another uprisin

OD: Yeah they do that in some Countries. Like in China they kill all the Girls for some reason? Theyre fuckigng themselves over, but its only a matter of time before we do that with the Jews, Blacks, Mexicans, Slavs, Arabs, Asians etc

CA: youre clearly still devvelopmentally flawwed in terms of class and social structure

OD: Well the Nazis lost, what do you expect?

CA: ah yes

CA: wwell you see alternia has nevver lost so you see howw i doubt that your pathetic species had anyfin to do wwith our glorious history

CA: so you keep to your delusions and admire us for wwhat wwe havve perfected and wwhat you havve yet to do

CA: and wwill nevver do noww that your Earth is no more

OD: You pompous piece of shit! I'll have you know that I have a PERSONAL Jewslave Sprite and made sure that NO Minorities came into the Game with us. There's fucking 12 of you and I DOUBT that you're all Royalty!

CA: that wwasnt my choice

CA: kars just a softy

CA: besides wwhats an empire wwithout slavves

CA: wwho do you expect to servve you

OD: You fucks once we ruin you and your dumb disrespectful mock-Nazi race.

CA: dont make me laugh

CA: remember wwho fuckin mastered the art of conquest and hemotype genocide you ignorant blatherin fool

OD: Well game on, Dwweeb!

CA: flattered but id rather pail an imp than go black wwith you

OD: Do I talk or act like like a wigger to you?!

CA: wriggler* yes

CA: nice to see youvve done your research

CA: surprisin givven your lack a knowwledge about your galactic betters

OD: Jesus Fuck, stop talking. You know what? I'm done with this. You clearly have no idea where the Roots of Ethnic Cleansing came from and would rather sniff your own Farts than to actually LEARN!

OD: Screw you guys, I'm going Home.

CA: too bad its burnt to a crisp

OD: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU ANNOYING SACK OF "VVIOLET" SHIT

omnipotentDictator [OD] stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]

CA: cod kar has got to talk to this guy