BI: Seek Mermaid Princess
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amporaeridanbootyInspector [BI] has begun pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
BI: heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy there
BI: so I heard you might be the mermaid bug princess?
BI: I was looking to talk with her ;)
CA: mermaid bug princess
CA: first off wwho in the glubbin hell are you and secondly howw fuckin dare you refer to me or fef as a 'mermaid bug princess'
CA: consider yourself tagged for cullin you insubbordinate slugpanned idiot
BI: aw damn, wrong screen name again?
BI: sorry kenny the princess is in another castle
BI: damn
BI: do you know which one she is then dude cuz slogging through like 15 of you dudes is gonna get real old ten minutes ago.
CA: like id actually tell you
CA: assumin youre one a those aliens kar wwas glubbin about
CA: wwhich one a us is the heiress a the cod damn empire
CA: shes a princess you fool wwhat makes you think you havve the right to be pesterin her
CA: she has wway more important things to do
BI: yep that's me, international alien of mystery haha
BI: I wanted to talk to her about derse, the STRONG dude said she'd been there
BI: but lol its cool if you're playing the whole like, country club snobby dude bouncer thing
BI: not like I can't just keep going through the list :)
CA: wwhats there to knoww about derse its just some planet wwith a bunch a annoyin habitants wwith no sense a personal space
CA: ivve been there and its nothin spectactular
CA: so there has your curiosity been properly addressed noww you dont havve to go messagin fef wwith your pointless questions
CA: evven if youre some plunder inspector
CA: ill havve you knoww i personally manage her assets so you havve no porpoise inspectin any a her stuff
CA: i bet youre not evven certified
BI: dude I'll have you know I went to like, six whole years of booty college ok
BI: expert inspection here
BI: anyway so you've been there too?
BI: you didn't notice anything weird??
CA: booty college
CA: so do you havve a degree in maraudery or any a the looting sciences
CA: i myself find life on the sea much more beneficial
CA: wwhich i havve plenty a years experience so dont be throwwin your useless schoolfeedin in my face
CA: wweird howw
CA: the wwhole games wweird
BI: lol so a career dude that's cool I can respect that I mean
BI: no making up for experience am I right
BI: ;)
BI: weird like
BI: dunno, you don't like
BI: hear anything?
CA: youre oddly charmin for an alien
CA: that or your a browwn nubber and i dont take kindly to kiss asses
CA: wwithout the proper context a course
CA: if the mindless chatter a the carapaces counts then yes
CA: unless youre glubbin about the horrorterrors fefs obsessed wwith those things
CA: but i doubt it since youre just some lowwlife alien howw wwould you knoww about them
CA: let alone hear them
BI: hahahahah yeah dude kissing ass is a work of art its gotta be all
BI: contextually appropriate
BI: right framing devices and shit, lol
BI: but no legit I can respect a dude who knows his booty
BI: or lady, all you guys screenames are ambiguous as shit lol
BI: ahhhhhhhhh so they're called horrorterrors here?
BI: or is that like the troll name and they're called something else in game~?
CA: noww im dowwnright suspicious a you
CA: first you wwant an audience wwith fef
CA: then you start butterin me up like some remora
CA: noww youre tryin to find out more about the horrorterrors
CA: wwhat are you anglin for here
BI: well the blue dude said the princess would know the deal with derse
BI: I was thinking that'd include those creepyshits in space
BI: it's kind of the same conversation lol
BI: and dunno dude I thought we were being friendly here ahahah it's not like I got a reason to be an asshole right now?
CA: like shell you dont
CA: just wwhat are you aliens doin in our session anywway
CA: are you supposed to be helpin us or hinderin us or wwhat
CA: if you wwant to help wwe dont need it
CA: if you wwant to hinder us youll be as dead as a mutant grub on its wwriggling day
CA: im surprised eq didnt scare you awway though im sure he wwould havve covvered this
BI: nah dude equius is hilarious omg
BI: like, damn
BI: good times
BI: but yeah dude THATS THE QUESTION huh like
BI: 2 teams
BI: 2 game worlds
BI: what's up with that??
BI: and like personally I'm more into, like, trying to save earth and get it back than fucking with you guys game but
BI: whatever, you know?
CA: the fact that youre evven here indicates somefins fucked up
CA: and wwhy wwould you wwant to savve your wworld anywway
CA: is your wworld evven wworth savin i mean howw many galaxies do you havve jurisdictions in
CA: and wwell be clammin the neww univverse here so youre shit outta luck in that department
BI: lol wait you don't wanna save your world?
BI: no friends and fam back home to like
BI: summon up from nonexistence?
BI: like yeah people suck half the time but most the dudes I know are pretty legit, dying by meteor forever cuz hell's... gone? maybe? is a shitty way to do it, dude
BI: and I gotta get my sister back too so like, that's a big thing
CA: theres no wway to savve it if its already gone
CA: besides everyone i evven remotely givve a fuck about is already here
CA: or at least here in sprite form
CA: wwhen i make a neww wworld wwith the rest a my friends i wwont just be an officer ill be the cod damn matesprit a the empress
CA: wwell build a neww alternia together and create a wwhole neww generation a seadwwellers along wwith a neww system a govvernance
CA: though i dont knoww wwhy im telling you these things
CA: i dont evven knoww you
CA: cod wwhy are you so easy to open up to are all you aliens like this
BI: hahaha nah not everybody I'm just good at listening lol
BI: what's a matesprit
BI: like her royal husbando?
CA: oh right you aliens probably have some primitive perception a relationships and romance
CA: that depends
CA: wwhats a husbando
CA: im already royal so thats a givven
BI: her manmeat
BI: pool boy
BI: baby daddy
BI: you know
CA: did you just rap at me
CA: ivve nevver been so insulted
BI: hahahahaha fuck no dude
BI: rapping takes like
BI: dunno, you gotta be good with words and shit
BI: and not white lol
CA: youre wwhite blooded
CA: ive nevver heard a that before thats certainly a mutation wworth notin
CA: you wwoulda been culled right out back home
CA: anywway a matesprit is the flushed concupiscent quadrant
CA: and im on my wway towwards bein fefs
CA: so id appreciate it if youd refrain from callin her a mermaid princess
CA: as a matter a fact just pretend i nevver evven mentioned her
BI: no dude gotta get up to speed I'm all color blooded all the bloods of the rainbow
BI: man you guys kill each other for all kinds of reasons huh
BI: that's kinda shitty, not gonna lie
BI: lol so she's not a mermaid?
BI: just like, regular princess
BI: no oceanside playset included?
CA: stop squiddin around you cant be all the colors theres only one blackblooded resident i knoww a
CA: unless youre sayin you wwant to be hemoanonymous then in that case ivve got another troll you should hit up
CA: then again im still not sure wwhether i not i should encourage more contact betwween our species
CA: and for fuck sakes no shes not a mermaid but shes certainly no 'regular' princess
CA: and wwhat in cods name is an 'oceanside playset' is that some kind a aquatic merriment apparatus
CA: are you getting koi wwith me
BI: lol no its all like hologram sticker style, tilt the blood see new colors, rainbowriffic
BI: the fuck's hemoanonymous
BI: too many hemo words dude I feel like it's sophomore bio all over again
BI: lol just saying dude
BI: as a japanese princess myself
BI: just wanted to check what the deets on her royal status was yknow to be polite and shit when I message her
BI: nothings worst than some asshole getting your princess status wrong like a fat flabby cockbag haha
CA: wwait so youre a princess as wwell
CA: wwell wwhy didnt you say so in the first place
CA: no wwonder i felt so comfortable talkin to you
CA: wwere royalty
CA: and if you really do have holographic blood theres bound to be vviolet or tyrian in there somewwhere
CA: wwhats a cockbag tho
BI: fuck yeah
BI: crowned by the head of Sony himself
BI: most kawaii sugoi princess of all time gotta say
BI: hahahah oh man of Time get it
BI: but yeah dude so what are you a princess too or a duke like that bow and arrow guy or what
BI: dunno how the government structure of bugaliens work lol
BI: a cockbags like a dude who's your friend and all but can't stop acting like a douche all the damn time and just back the fuck down about the whole wizard king crap
BI: and then tries to pull a bunch of bullshit like it's not super obvious ahahah
BI: like for real
CA: prince
CA: also the advvisor to the heiress
CA: and that boww and arroww guy is one lousy excuse for a duke if thats wwhat he called himself
CA: and the system a goverment is that wwe have an empress (HIC) and the seadwwellers reign supreme
CA: the landwwellers and lowwbloods only exist to servve the highbloods
CA: since our lifespan is longer and wwere better suited to conquest
CA: also i agree wwizard kings are crap
CA: wwriggler nonsense
CA: sounds like you havve a cockbag friend wwhos into wwizards
CA: tell him to groww the fuck up
CA: no one wwill take him seriously otherwwise
BI: hah that's some like old school style medieval shit right there
BI: oppressing the peasants and shit, don't tell gregory hahahaha
BI: he'll rabble up all the low dudes and lead them into like, unionization or shit man I dunno
BI: can bug klingons unionize? like, is voting even a thing for you dudes? can the empress get overruled by some dude if everybody's working with him or you guys just solve that shit with a .45?
BI: lol yeah growing up's a thing he needs to work on man the wizard shit doesn't even really begin to like
BI: it's just like, damn, dude, wtf are you doing half the time
BI: fix your shit before you fuck up even worse, omg
BI: who even knows dude
CA: bug klingons i mean really
CA: if the lowwbloods unionize then theyll be greeted wwith a heapin dose a reality vvia the cullin drones
CA: its been a wwhile since someone tried since they usually dont get past the archeradicators
CA: none a their attempts wworked seadwellers and highbloods alwways come out ahead
CA: wwe havve the proper resources and the prowwess to endure
CA: they havve unstable telepathic abilities and squishy hides
CA: wwell you didnt bring him into the game did you that wwould havve been a mistake
CA: otherwwise wwho cares hes dead noww
BI: lol wow that sounds way shitty for the common man dude like
BI: OBEY OR DIE
BI: what about ~obey cuz your princess is great~
BI: ~and will get everybody playstations~
BI: better strategy imo
BI: lol well yeah
BI: dude's a cockbag doesn't mean he should die in meteors man
BI: what kind of shitbag friend would I be there haha
CA: the "common man" wwouldnt evven havve a chance if not for the protection a the imperial fleet
CA: we face the threat a galatic wwar on a daily basis
CA: they should be thankful theyre evven alivve
CA: our princess is already great and she doesn't need to be handin out "playstations" to be so
CA: dont evven glub to me about strategy i mean youre the ones wwho bring in potentially self-destructivve players into the game because "wwhat kind of friend wwould i be"
CA: you sound just like her
BI: if she's great then like
BI: she shouldn't need to like
BI: threaten everybody to get them to follow her, yeah? :)
BI: and dude like, whatever, you're saying you've got no dumbass destructive bros on your team?
BI: everybody's got ~that dude~
CA: thats wwhat i wwas sayin
CA: you sound just like her
CA: shed rather cuddle wwith the lowwbloods not cull em
CA: i dont knoww wwhere she picked that up
CA: and no wwe dont
CA: besides me, wwe have a dead ghost girl, a paraplegic wwho can control animals with his thoughts, a skeevvy no-good psiionic, a wweird cat girl wwhos good wwith her claws, a fashionista wwith a penchant for sawwin things in half, a blind girl obsessed wwith justice, spiderwwench wwho can control lowwbloods with her mind, a drenched gymrodentpest wwho probably hasnt showwered since we arrived here, a drugged up clowwn wwho clubs things, fef wwho wweve already discused
CA: and our leader kar shouts at things, cares too much, and slices up imps wwith his sickle
BI: hey don't knock cuddling man like
BI: anybody can be sexy as shit but putting out a good cuddle is like
BI: a ~life skill~
BI: ahahahahahaha dude that's
BI: wow that's like
BI: the bad news bears of alien teams lol
BI: which one's the drunky jerkass coach with a heart of gold lol
CA: cuddlin is only appropriate wwhen youre in the right quadrant
CA: and like fuck id go red wwith a lowwblood
CA: wwhy wwaste the effort
CA: thats kar
CA: hes a special case
BI: he a mermaid prince too hahahaha
CA: unfortunately, despite his aqauatic lusus and impeccable leadership scales, he is not a seadwweller
CA: wwe dont knoww wwhat his blood color is hes the hemoanonymous troll i wwas talkin about
CA: he hinted to me he wwas a lowwblood but im not convvinced
CA: not yet
BI: lol yeah that'd be tough if it was
BI: unstable squishy hides?
BI: hahahaha I know how that goes
BI: everybody loves a hero
BI: till they figure out who he is :|
CA: i wwouldnt go so far as callin him a hero but
CA: hes definitely somefin
CA: and i doubt theres really anyfin to find out
CA: if hes a lowwblood than so be it
CA: he and i had this convversation and i basically concluded that hes still the same troll but
CA: im not about to excuse his undesirable lowwblood traits
BI: lol 'undesirable' that's like
BI: some nazi shit right there dude
BI: aliens are fucked, man
CA: wwhats a nazi
CA: and wwere certainly not fucked wwe clearly havve our shit together better than you all do
CA: I only see about four or 5 more screen names on my list I don't recognize howw in the bloody hell do you expect to wwin this game
BI: what's a nazi lol
BI: damn how do you explain that shit
BI: you got me, ms thompson, you were right, one day I was gonna need to know european history better
BI: revenge from beyond 9th grade and the grave at the same time
BI: I'd say ask eric but that's the worst idea hahaha
BI: anyway dude yeah 5 ppl sounds good more than that you get drama, five gives you a tiebreaker from four but keeps that whole small team dynamic thing
CA: i dont knoww wwhat the troll sam hell youre glubbin about
CA: but wwhos eric is he a nazi
CA: also five team members is paltry in comparison howw do you expect to kill your king
CA: do you evven havve space and time players
BI: eric's our cockbag and yeah essentially hahah
BI: which's why he'd explain it for shit all
BI: what king?
BI: I thought we had to like, restore peace and balance to the five elements of harmony with friendship and shit on our planets
BI: and yeah we totally have that covered I've got this time bandit shit down, man, time is gonna be my like
BI: fair maiden that I steal from a tower
BI: all sexy
BI: with my sweet robin hood mustache
CA: ask your cod damn leader im not about to givve awway any advvice
CA: but between royalty, its the final boss a the wwhole game
CA: i hope you havve someone wwhose good at chess
CA: im going to hit up this cockbag nazi guy then
BI: heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy there
BI: so I heard you might be the mermaid bug princess?
BI: I was looking to talk with her ;)
CA: mermaid bug princess
CA: first off wwho in the glubbin hell are you and secondly howw fuckin dare you refer to me or fef as a 'mermaid bug princess'
CA: consider yourself tagged for cullin you insubbordinate slugpanned idiot
BI: aw damn, wrong screen name again?
BI: sorry kenny the princess is in another castle
BI: damn
BI: do you know which one she is then dude cuz slogging through like 15 of you dudes is gonna get real old ten minutes ago.
CA: like id actually tell you
CA: assumin youre one a those aliens kar wwas glubbin about
CA: wwhich one a us is the heiress a the cod damn empire
CA: shes a princess you fool wwhat makes you think you havve the right to be pesterin her
CA: she has wway more important things to do
BI: yep that's me, international alien of mystery haha
BI: I wanted to talk to her about derse, the STRONG dude said she'd been there
BI: but lol its cool if you're playing the whole like, country club snobby dude bouncer thing
BI: not like I can't just keep going through the list :)
CA: wwhats there to knoww about derse its just some planet wwith a bunch a annoyin habitants wwith no sense a personal space
CA: ivve been there and its nothin spectactular
CA: so there has your curiosity been properly addressed noww you dont havve to go messagin fef wwith your pointless questions
CA: evven if youre some plunder inspector
CA: ill havve you knoww i personally manage her assets so you havve no porpoise inspectin any a her stuff
CA: i bet youre not evven certified
BI: dude I'll have you know I went to like, six whole years of booty college ok
BI: expert inspection here
BI: anyway so you've been there too?
BI: you didn't notice anything weird??
CA: booty college
CA: so do you havve a degree in maraudery or any a the looting sciences
CA: i myself find life on the sea much more beneficial
CA: wwhich i havve plenty a years experience so dont be throwwin your useless schoolfeedin in my face
CA: wweird howw
CA: the wwhole games wweird
BI: lol so a career dude that's cool I can respect that I mean
BI: no making up for experience am I right
BI: ;)
BI: weird like
BI: dunno, you don't like
BI: hear anything?
CA: youre oddly charmin for an alien
CA: that or your a browwn nubber and i dont take kindly to kiss asses
CA: wwithout the proper context a course
CA: if the mindless chatter a the carapaces counts then yes
CA: unless youre glubbin about the horrorterrors fefs obsessed wwith those things
CA: but i doubt it since youre just some lowwlife alien howw wwould you knoww about them
CA: let alone hear them
BI: hahahahah yeah dude kissing ass is a work of art its gotta be all
BI: contextually appropriate
BI: right framing devices and shit, lol
BI: but no legit I can respect a dude who knows his booty
BI: or lady, all you guys screenames are ambiguous as shit lol
BI: ahhhhhhhhh so they're called horrorterrors here?
BI: or is that like the troll name and they're called something else in game~?
CA: noww im dowwnright suspicious a you
CA: first you wwant an audience wwith fef
CA: then you start butterin me up like some remora
CA: noww youre tryin to find out more about the horrorterrors
CA: wwhat are you anglin for here
BI: well the blue dude said the princess would know the deal with derse
BI: I was thinking that'd include those creepyshits in space
BI: it's kind of the same conversation lol
BI: and dunno dude I thought we were being friendly here ahahah it's not like I got a reason to be an asshole right now?
CA: like shell you dont
CA: just wwhat are you aliens doin in our session anywway
CA: are you supposed to be helpin us or hinderin us or wwhat
CA: if you wwant to help wwe dont need it
CA: if you wwant to hinder us youll be as dead as a mutant grub on its wwriggling day
CA: im surprised eq didnt scare you awway though im sure he wwould havve covvered this
BI: nah dude equius is hilarious omg
BI: like, damn
BI: good times
BI: but yeah dude THATS THE QUESTION huh like
BI: 2 teams
BI: 2 game worlds
BI: what's up with that??
BI: and like personally I'm more into, like, trying to save earth and get it back than fucking with you guys game but
BI: whatever, you know?
CA: the fact that youre evven here indicates somefins fucked up
CA: and wwhy wwould you wwant to savve your wworld anywway
CA: is your wworld evven wworth savin i mean howw many galaxies do you havve jurisdictions in
CA: and wwell be clammin the neww univverse here so youre shit outta luck in that department
BI: lol wait you don't wanna save your world?
BI: no friends and fam back home to like
BI: summon up from nonexistence?
BI: like yeah people suck half the time but most the dudes I know are pretty legit, dying by meteor forever cuz hell's... gone? maybe? is a shitty way to do it, dude
BI: and I gotta get my sister back too so like, that's a big thing
CA: theres no wway to savve it if its already gone
CA: besides everyone i evven remotely givve a fuck about is already here
CA: or at least here in sprite form
CA: wwhen i make a neww wworld wwith the rest a my friends i wwont just be an officer ill be the cod damn matesprit a the empress
CA: wwell build a neww alternia together and create a wwhole neww generation a seadwwellers along wwith a neww system a govvernance
CA: though i dont knoww wwhy im telling you these things
CA: i dont evven knoww you
CA: cod wwhy are you so easy to open up to are all you aliens like this
BI: hahaha nah not everybody I'm just good at listening lol
BI: what's a matesprit
BI: like her royal husbando?
CA: oh right you aliens probably have some primitive perception a relationships and romance
CA: that depends
CA: wwhats a husbando
CA: im already royal so thats a givven
BI: her manmeat
BI: pool boy
BI: baby daddy
BI: you know
CA: did you just rap at me
CA: ivve nevver been so insulted
BI: hahahahaha fuck no dude
BI: rapping takes like
BI: dunno, you gotta be good with words and shit
BI: and not white lol
CA: youre wwhite blooded
CA: ive nevver heard a that before thats certainly a mutation wworth notin
CA: you wwoulda been culled right out back home
CA: anywway a matesprit is the flushed concupiscent quadrant
CA: and im on my wway towwards bein fefs
CA: so id appreciate it if youd refrain from callin her a mermaid princess
CA: as a matter a fact just pretend i nevver evven mentioned her
BI: no dude gotta get up to speed I'm all color blooded all the bloods of the rainbow
BI: man you guys kill each other for all kinds of reasons huh
BI: that's kinda shitty, not gonna lie
BI: lol so she's not a mermaid?
BI: just like, regular princess
BI: no oceanside playset included?
CA: stop squiddin around you cant be all the colors theres only one blackblooded resident i knoww a
CA: unless youre sayin you wwant to be hemoanonymous then in that case ivve got another troll you should hit up
CA: then again im still not sure wwhether i not i should encourage more contact betwween our species
CA: and for fuck sakes no shes not a mermaid but shes certainly no 'regular' princess
CA: and wwhat in cods name is an 'oceanside playset' is that some kind a aquatic merriment apparatus
CA: are you getting koi wwith me
BI: lol no its all like hologram sticker style, tilt the blood see new colors, rainbowriffic
BI: the fuck's hemoanonymous
BI: too many hemo words dude I feel like it's sophomore bio all over again
BI: lol just saying dude
BI: as a japanese princess myself
BI: just wanted to check what the deets on her royal status was yknow to be polite and shit when I message her
BI: nothings worst than some asshole getting your princess status wrong like a fat flabby cockbag haha
CA: wwait so youre a princess as wwell
CA: wwell wwhy didnt you say so in the first place
CA: no wwonder i felt so comfortable talkin to you
CA: wwere royalty
CA: and if you really do have holographic blood theres bound to be vviolet or tyrian in there somewwhere
CA: wwhats a cockbag tho
BI: fuck yeah
BI: crowned by the head of Sony himself
BI: most kawaii sugoi princess of all time gotta say
BI: hahahah oh man of Time get it
BI: but yeah dude so what are you a princess too or a duke like that bow and arrow guy or what
BI: dunno how the government structure of bugaliens work lol
BI: a cockbags like a dude who's your friend and all but can't stop acting like a douche all the damn time and just back the fuck down about the whole wizard king crap
BI: and then tries to pull a bunch of bullshit like it's not super obvious ahahah
BI: like for real
CA: prince
CA: also the advvisor to the heiress
CA: and that boww and arroww guy is one lousy excuse for a duke if thats wwhat he called himself
CA: and the system a goverment is that wwe have an empress (HIC) and the seadwwellers reign supreme
CA: the landwwellers and lowwbloods only exist to servve the highbloods
CA: since our lifespan is longer and wwere better suited to conquest
CA: also i agree wwizard kings are crap
CA: wwriggler nonsense
CA: sounds like you havve a cockbag friend wwhos into wwizards
CA: tell him to groww the fuck up
CA: no one wwill take him seriously otherwwise
BI: hah that's some like old school style medieval shit right there
BI: oppressing the peasants and shit, don't tell gregory hahahaha
BI: he'll rabble up all the low dudes and lead them into like, unionization or shit man I dunno
BI: can bug klingons unionize? like, is voting even a thing for you dudes? can the empress get overruled by some dude if everybody's working with him or you guys just solve that shit with a .45?
BI: lol yeah growing up's a thing he needs to work on man the wizard shit doesn't even really begin to like
BI: it's just like, damn, dude, wtf are you doing half the time
BI: fix your shit before you fuck up even worse, omg
BI: who even knows dude
CA: bug klingons i mean really
CA: if the lowwbloods unionize then theyll be greeted wwith a heapin dose a reality vvia the cullin drones
CA: its been a wwhile since someone tried since they usually dont get past the archeradicators
CA: none a their attempts wworked seadwellers and highbloods alwways come out ahead
CA: wwe havve the proper resources and the prowwess to endure
CA: they havve unstable telepathic abilities and squishy hides
CA: wwell you didnt bring him into the game did you that wwould havve been a mistake
CA: otherwwise wwho cares hes dead noww
BI: lol wow that sounds way shitty for the common man dude like
BI: OBEY OR DIE
BI: what about ~obey cuz your princess is great~
BI: ~and will get everybody playstations~
BI: better strategy imo
BI: lol well yeah
BI: dude's a cockbag doesn't mean he should die in meteors man
BI: what kind of shitbag friend would I be there haha
CA: the "common man" wwouldnt evven havve a chance if not for the protection a the imperial fleet
CA: we face the threat a galatic wwar on a daily basis
CA: they should be thankful theyre evven alivve
CA: our princess is already great and she doesn't need to be handin out "playstations" to be so
CA: dont evven glub to me about strategy i mean youre the ones wwho bring in potentially self-destructivve players into the game because "wwhat kind of friend wwould i be"
CA: you sound just like her
BI: if she's great then like
BI: she shouldn't need to like
BI: threaten everybody to get them to follow her, yeah? :)
BI: and dude like, whatever, you're saying you've got no dumbass destructive bros on your team?
BI: everybody's got ~that dude~
CA: thats wwhat i wwas sayin
CA: you sound just like her
CA: shed rather cuddle wwith the lowwbloods not cull em
CA: i dont knoww wwhere she picked that up
CA: and no wwe dont
CA: besides me, wwe have a dead ghost girl, a paraplegic wwho can control animals with his thoughts, a skeevvy no-good psiionic, a wweird cat girl wwhos good wwith her claws, a fashionista wwith a penchant for sawwin things in half, a blind girl obsessed wwith justice, spiderwwench wwho can control lowwbloods with her mind, a drenched gymrodentpest wwho probably hasnt showwered since we arrived here, a drugged up clowwn wwho clubs things, fef wwho wweve already discused
CA: and our leader kar shouts at things, cares too much, and slices up imps wwith his sickle
BI: hey don't knock cuddling man like
BI: anybody can be sexy as shit but putting out a good cuddle is like
BI: a ~life skill~
BI: ahahahahahaha dude that's
BI: wow that's like
BI: the bad news bears of alien teams lol
BI: which one's the drunky jerkass coach with a heart of gold lol
CA: cuddlin is only appropriate wwhen youre in the right quadrant
CA: and like fuck id go red wwith a lowwblood
CA: wwhy wwaste the effort
CA: thats kar
CA: hes a special case
BI: he a mermaid prince too hahahaha
CA: unfortunately, despite his aqauatic lusus and impeccable leadership scales, he is not a seadwweller
CA: wwe dont knoww wwhat his blood color is hes the hemoanonymous troll i wwas talkin about
CA: he hinted to me he wwas a lowwblood but im not convvinced
CA: not yet
BI: lol yeah that'd be tough if it was
BI: unstable squishy hides?
BI: hahahaha I know how that goes
BI: everybody loves a hero
BI: till they figure out who he is :|
CA: i wwouldnt go so far as callin him a hero but
CA: hes definitely somefin
CA: and i doubt theres really anyfin to find out
CA: if hes a lowwblood than so be it
CA: he and i had this convversation and i basically concluded that hes still the same troll but
CA: im not about to excuse his undesirable lowwblood traits
BI: lol 'undesirable' that's like
BI: some nazi shit right there dude
BI: aliens are fucked, man
CA: wwhats a nazi
CA: and wwere certainly not fucked wwe clearly havve our shit together better than you all do
CA: I only see about four or 5 more screen names on my list I don't recognize howw in the bloody hell do you expect to wwin this game
BI: what's a nazi lol
BI: damn how do you explain that shit
BI: you got me, ms thompson, you were right, one day I was gonna need to know european history better
BI: revenge from beyond 9th grade and the grave at the same time
BI: I'd say ask eric but that's the worst idea hahaha
BI: anyway dude yeah 5 ppl sounds good more than that you get drama, five gives you a tiebreaker from four but keeps that whole small team dynamic thing
CA: i dont knoww wwhat the troll sam hell youre glubbin about
CA: but wwhos eric is he a nazi
CA: also five team members is paltry in comparison howw do you expect to kill your king
CA: do you evven havve space and time players
BI: eric's our cockbag and yeah essentially hahah
BI: which's why he'd explain it for shit all
BI: what king?
BI: I thought we had to like, restore peace and balance to the five elements of harmony with friendship and shit on our planets
BI: and yeah we totally have that covered I've got this time bandit shit down, man, time is gonna be my like
BI: fair maiden that I steal from a tower
BI: all sexy
BI: with my sweet robin hood mustache
CA: ask your cod damn leader im not about to givve awway any advvice
CA: but between royalty, its the final boss a the wwhole game
CA: i hope you havve someone wwhose good at chess
CA: im going to hit up this cockbag nazi guy then
