CA: Seek advice from CT
Dec. 10th, 2013 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amporaeridanCA: eq im havvin a dilemna here
CT: D --> I will not build you a robot to have as a matesprit or kismesis
CT: D --> Most trolls, as well as yourself, are not STRONG enough to handle a relationship with creations as STRONG as I build
CT: D --> Unless that is not the dilemma you are talking about
CA: not at all
CA: im not evven sure wwhat made you think that it wwas
CA: anywway i havve a friend wwhos feelin some inappropriate things towwards a lowwblood and he needs some serious counselin
CT: D--> I see
CT: D--> Is this friend land dweller or sea dwelling nobility?
CT: D --> If it is the clown, I have all but given up on getting him into his proper place
CA: fortunately its not gam im thinkin a though i wwouldnt be surprised to find him in this position as wwell
CA: but no i fear its wworse hes a felloww sea dwweller
CT: D --> I see. And the blood of the lowblood he is attempting to get in his quadrant?
CA: he didnt tell me but it sounds serious
CA: perhaps evven bottom tier
CT: D --> 100ducris
CT: D --> If your friend is in a kismesis then he needs to be told that a lowblood has no right to talk to him in any way dispariagingly
CA: but wwhat if that sort a thing thrills him
CT: D --> And since that would inevitably come up in a kismesis relationship, it is unacceptable
CA: wwhat it it makes him boil him ovver like a fuckin underwwater vvolcano ready to erupt at any glubbin second
CT: D --> We all face the temptations of una%eptible relations
CT: D --> Either a desire to enter into a relationship with our betters
CT: D --> Or a paternal need to attempt to lead our lessers towards greatness similar to ours
CT: D -->These temptations must be resisted
CA: but howw
CT: D --> Has he perhaps attempted to find more constructive ways to focus his underwater volcano of emotion
CT: D -->It could behoove him to build and beat robots
CT: D --> Or he could engage in acts of physical and mental subjugation of those below him
CT: D --> To remind him of the proper place of those who are less than him
CT: D --> Of course this is only hypothetical
CA: wwhat do you mean physical and mental subjugation
CT: D --> If the sea dweller is say, desperate, the land dweller might not even want to partake in a quadrant
CA: but wwho wwouldnt wwant to be in a quadrant wwith a seadwweller
CT: D --> He could go culling
CT: D --> I would not be as informed on that list of people as you would be
CA: wwhat if hes already tried that and fuck you
CT: D --> You obviously run into more sea dwellers than I would
CT: D --> So of course you would better know who turns down sea dwellers
CT: D --> Constantly
CA: wwho asked you anywway
CT: D --> You did
CA: regardless so youre sayin that he should just keep on cullin and avvoid the temptation
CT: D --> Not only that but avoid the lowblood and all the lowbloods ilk
CT: D --> Simply surround himself with higher blood castes until he finds suitable trolls for his quadrants
CT: D --> But not higher caste land dwellers
CT: D --> Who aren't interested
CT: D --> In any way
CA: right avvoid landwwellers in general
CT: D --> Yes
CT: D --> And then the proper hierarchy is restored
CT: D -->We have enough trolls throwing wrenches into the order of things already
CT: D --> One more illicit affair could be the straw that breaks the humped hoofbeasts back
CA: howw much do you commission for a robot then
CA: out a curiousity
CT: D -->I will not make a quadrant bot for you and the ones I can currently build would not be acceptable when the drones come, as they cannot provide genetic material
CA: its not for me imbecile its for the friend i havve im just concerned
CT: D --> I doubt your friend has enough of anything I want to commission a robot
CT: D --> Unless...
CT: D --> I have been having trouble with a lowblood I want to stay away from one of my quadrants
CT: D --> If this other sea dweller would be willing to take out the lowbloods semi-aquatic lusus I would be willing to provide a robot
CA: you mean kill kars lusus
CA: the crabdad
CT: D --> He is the lowblood in question, yes
CA: wwhy do you wwant his lusus killed
CT: D --> A sea dweller would be a good job for this as I am not sure if his lusus can swim or not, and I would be ill prepared to follow if it submerged itself
CT: D --> He will not refrain from contacting one of my quadrents
CT: D --> Killing his lusus will be a way to send a message for him to stay away
CT: D --> As well as reveal his blood color so I know how to treat him
CT: D --> While I am no fan of harming the fauna of our planet, in all their majestic glory, you slay beasts to keep the glub from happening anyway
CT: D --> I am simply saying that for making the next lusus you kill Karkat's, I will build the robot
CT: D --> I also have no desire to kill it myself, because he seems to be under the impression I am making calignus advances
CA: youre dowwnright despicable but theyre all destined to die by my hand evventually anywway
CA: fine youvve got yourself a deal but he cant knoww im the one wwho did it
CT: D --> So long as he knows I did not handle it personally, I find this acceptable
CT: D --> But you must leave a message of some kind indicating he stay away from Nepeta
CA: this is ludicris i might as wwell make him one myself
CA: i wwouldnt wwant to upset him and youre behavvin like such a creep
CA: the first him bein my friend and the second him bein kar
CT: D --> He doesn't need to know it was you
CT: D -->And your occupation is lusus killing
CA: you make the note
CA: and ill do the dirty deed
CT: D --> This is acceptable
CA: by cod wwhat i do for the sake a preservvin the purity a the hemospectrum
CT: D -->Can I assume you wish your robot to be a sea dweller?
CT: D --> But I should warn you I will not build it to resemble the heiress
CA: this is not my glubbin robot this is for a friend i already told you
CA: and i wwoudnt wwant it to be the heiress either since shes destined to be my matesprit
CT: D --> If you say so
CA: i wwouldnt wwant him havvin some pailtoy resemblin her
CT: D --> Will the robot be male or female?
CA: male
CA: at least thats wwhat it seemed like he wwas leanin towwards
CT: D --> Very well. A male seadweller robot
CA: no
CA: it needs to be a landwweller
CT: D --> If this is to keep the hemospectrum intact, wouldn't a seadweller make more sense?
CA: my friend is a seadwweller you numbskull and the wwhole reason he needs a landwweller robot is to prevvent the taintin a the hemospectrum
CT: D --> Fine. Your robot will be a land dweller then. But it will of course be water resistant so you can take it home
CA: for the last fuckin time its not mine
CT: D --> Of course
CT: D --> So your friend can take it home
CA: yes precisely
CA: and this robot may or may not need two pairs a horns
CT: D -->And I suppose I will need to fill it with yellow blood?
CA: shore
CT: D --> Given my limited access it may have to merely be blood like substance
CA: thats fine as long as it bleeds
CT: D --> Provided you are STRONG enough to damage it, it will
CT: D --> I will go start on this project
CA: howw many times do i havve to tell you this is not for me
CT: D --> You can cease communication for now
CA: fine i wwill
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CT: D --> I will not build you a robot to have as a matesprit or kismesis
CT: D --> Most trolls, as well as yourself, are not STRONG enough to handle a relationship with creations as STRONG as I build
CT: D --> Unless that is not the dilemma you are talking about
CA: not at all
CA: im not evven sure wwhat made you think that it wwas
CA: anywway i havve a friend wwhos feelin some inappropriate things towwards a lowwblood and he needs some serious counselin
CT: D--> I see
CT: D--> Is this friend land dweller or sea dwelling nobility?
CT: D --> If it is the clown, I have all but given up on getting him into his proper place
CA: fortunately its not gam im thinkin a though i wwouldnt be surprised to find him in this position as wwell
CA: but no i fear its wworse hes a felloww sea dwweller
CT: D --> I see. And the blood of the lowblood he is attempting to get in his quadrant?
CA: he didnt tell me but it sounds serious
CA: perhaps evven bottom tier
CT: D --> 100ducris
CT: D --> If your friend is in a kismesis then he needs to be told that a lowblood has no right to talk to him in any way dispariagingly
CA: but wwhat if that sort a thing thrills him
CT: D --> And since that would inevitably come up in a kismesis relationship, it is unacceptable
CA: wwhat it it makes him boil him ovver like a fuckin underwwater vvolcano ready to erupt at any glubbin second
CT: D --> We all face the temptations of una%eptible relations
CT: D --> Either a desire to enter into a relationship with our betters
CT: D --> Or a paternal need to attempt to lead our lessers towards greatness similar to ours
CT: D -->These temptations must be resisted
CA: but howw
CT: D --> Has he perhaps attempted to find more constructive ways to focus his underwater volcano of emotion
CT: D -->It could behoove him to build and beat robots
CT: D --> Or he could engage in acts of physical and mental subjugation of those below him
CT: D --> To remind him of the proper place of those who are less than him
CT: D --> Of course this is only hypothetical
CA: wwhat do you mean physical and mental subjugation
CT: D --> If the sea dweller is say, desperate, the land dweller might not even want to partake in a quadrant
CA: but wwho wwouldnt wwant to be in a quadrant wwith a seadwweller
CT: D --> He could go culling
CT: D --> I would not be as informed on that list of people as you would be
CA: wwhat if hes already tried that and fuck you
CT: D --> You obviously run into more sea dwellers than I would
CT: D --> So of course you would better know who turns down sea dwellers
CT: D --> Constantly
CA: wwho asked you anywway
CT: D --> You did
CA: regardless so youre sayin that he should just keep on cullin and avvoid the temptation
CT: D --> Not only that but avoid the lowblood and all the lowbloods ilk
CT: D --> Simply surround himself with higher blood castes until he finds suitable trolls for his quadrants
CT: D --> But not higher caste land dwellers
CT: D --> Who aren't interested
CT: D --> In any way
CA: right avvoid landwwellers in general
CT: D --> Yes
CT: D --> And then the proper hierarchy is restored
CT: D -->We have enough trolls throwing wrenches into the order of things already
CT: D --> One more illicit affair could be the straw that breaks the humped hoofbeasts back
CA: howw much do you commission for a robot then
CA: out a curiousity
CT: D -->I will not make a quadrant bot for you and the ones I can currently build would not be acceptable when the drones come, as they cannot provide genetic material
CA: its not for me imbecile its for the friend i havve im just concerned
CT: D --> I doubt your friend has enough of anything I want to commission a robot
CT: D --> Unless...
CT: D --> I have been having trouble with a lowblood I want to stay away from one of my quadrants
CT: D --> If this other sea dweller would be willing to take out the lowbloods semi-aquatic lusus I would be willing to provide a robot
CA: you mean kill kars lusus
CA: the crabdad
CT: D --> He is the lowblood in question, yes
CA: wwhy do you wwant his lusus killed
CT: D --> A sea dweller would be a good job for this as I am not sure if his lusus can swim or not, and I would be ill prepared to follow if it submerged itself
CT: D --> He will not refrain from contacting one of my quadrents
CT: D --> Killing his lusus will be a way to send a message for him to stay away
CT: D --> As well as reveal his blood color so I know how to treat him
CT: D --> While I am no fan of harming the fauna of our planet, in all their majestic glory, you slay beasts to keep the glub from happening anyway
CT: D --> I am simply saying that for making the next lusus you kill Karkat's, I will build the robot
CT: D --> I also have no desire to kill it myself, because he seems to be under the impression I am making calignus advances
CA: youre dowwnright despicable but theyre all destined to die by my hand evventually anywway
CA: fine youvve got yourself a deal but he cant knoww im the one wwho did it
CT: D --> So long as he knows I did not handle it personally, I find this acceptable
CT: D --> But you must leave a message of some kind indicating he stay away from Nepeta
CA: this is ludicris i might as wwell make him one myself
CA: i wwouldnt wwant to upset him and youre behavvin like such a creep
CA: the first him bein my friend and the second him bein kar
CT: D --> He doesn't need to know it was you
CT: D -->And your occupation is lusus killing
CA: you make the note
CA: and ill do the dirty deed
CT: D --> This is acceptable
CA: by cod wwhat i do for the sake a preservvin the purity a the hemospectrum
CT: D -->Can I assume you wish your robot to be a sea dweller?
CT: D --> But I should warn you I will not build it to resemble the heiress
CA: this is not my glubbin robot this is for a friend i already told you
CA: and i wwoudnt wwant it to be the heiress either since shes destined to be my matesprit
CT: D --> If you say so
CA: i wwouldnt wwant him havvin some pailtoy resemblin her
CT: D --> Will the robot be male or female?
CA: male
CA: at least thats wwhat it seemed like he wwas leanin towwards
CT: D --> Very well. A male seadweller robot
CA: no
CA: it needs to be a landwweller
CT: D --> If this is to keep the hemospectrum intact, wouldn't a seadweller make more sense?
CA: my friend is a seadwweller you numbskull and the wwhole reason he needs a landwweller robot is to prevvent the taintin a the hemospectrum
CT: D --> Fine. Your robot will be a land dweller then. But it will of course be water resistant so you can take it home
CA: for the last fuckin time its not mine
CT: D --> Of course
CT: D --> So your friend can take it home
CA: yes precisely
CA: and this robot may or may not need two pairs a horns
CT: D -->And I suppose I will need to fill it with yellow blood?
CA: shore
CT: D --> Given my limited access it may have to merely be blood like substance
CA: thats fine as long as it bleeds
CT: D --> Provided you are STRONG enough to damage it, it will
CT: D --> I will go start on this project
CA: howw many times do i havve to tell you this is not for me
CT: D --> You can cease communication for now
CA: fine i wwill
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