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amporaeridanCA: hey sol
CA: so i heard through the grapevvine that your rustblood moirail stumbled across a neww game
CA: i havve a feelin its gonna be magnifishcent
TA: je2us chrii2t
CA: just you wwait
CA: youre gonna be beggin for mercy once this fuckmess of a game gets started
CA: i can hear it noww
CA: 'man ii nevver realiized ju2t howw much of a bada22 fii2hface i2 - ii mean eriidan ampora ruler a evverythiin"
CA: youre lucky im retirin to my respireblock for noww, otherwwise i wwould continue to taunt you for a third and perhaps evven a fourth time
TA: wow ye2 thank fuck iive been 2aved by eriidan ampora'2 early nappytiime
TA: have you already warmed up your miilk or do ii have two put up wiith another miinute or two of thii2 2tupiidity ehehehe
TA: doe2 kk know you have a curfew?
CA: just because i have a lusus that givves a fuck about wwhat i do wwith my life doesn't give you any ground to mock me
CA: kar certainly knowws that my seahorsedad is glubbin awwesome
CA: and its not like id take any milk from you
CA: youd probably spike it wwith that cod awwful mindhoney
TA: wow wa2 that a your dad 2ucks joke are you 2eriious
TA: and nobody driink2 miindhoney you fuckslurpiing nubpod chriist
TA: nobody except for pandamaged morons oh waiit i gue22 that2 what went wrong ii2nt iit
CA: you bet your two-rate excuse of a rumphide it wwas a ‘your dad sucks’ joke
CA: and no one fuckin drinks mindhoney because it comes from your mess of a hivve
TA: oh my gog you have no iidea how computer2 work do you
TA: how do you fuckiing even functiion
CA: i wwas actually goin to ask if you could take a look at mine
TA: 2ure
TA: just 2end iit riight over
CA: its been makin this annoyin buzzin sound evver since i began this wwoeful convversation
TA: sure iive got the fiix for that just run thii2 fiile and watch the fuckiing magiic happen
TA: justdoublecliickthii2iispelledtheiin2tructiion2outforyouiinwiigler2peak.txt
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((inside was the text: oh my gog how 2tupiid are you))
CA: wwas this supposed to be some kind a joke
CA: you have to be glubbin squiddin me
TA: no iit2 extremely advanced programmiing data
CA: knowwin you its goin to fry my hardrivve into a vvegatative pulp
CA: and im not done mockin you yet
TA: well that2 a 2tep up from your weeka22 box 2o
TA: ii thought you had two go when your warm miilk was out of the heatbox
CA: ill havve you knoww that my husktop runs fine
CA: its one a the more expensivve models that you lowwbloods couldnt evven dream a possessin
CA: and my milk is plenty wwarm
CA: not that you'd knoww the comfort a havvin somefin prepared for you by a carin and supportivve lusus
CA: yours probably needs another wwalkin
CA: make sure to bring some plastic bags
TA: ii dont actually want to know about the termperatiive state of your fuckiing bedtiime driink you glubfuckiing nook2niifer
CA: youre the one wwho brought it up
TA: no youre the one who parked hii2 doublewiide glute2 all over my trolliian 2creen becau2e he ha2nt gotten all tuckered into hii2 coon yet
CA: well i wwouldnt wwant to miss out on your daily wwhiplashin
TA: actually ii gtg
TA: CC want2 two chat
TA: and 2he2 more iintere2tiing than you 2o the choiice there2 ea2y
CA: oh i can only imagine
CA: she probably wwants to break it off wwith you
CA: its clearly run its course if shes glubbin you up this late at night
TA: actually we have load2 of late niight chat2 iif you know what ii mean ehehehehe
TA: iits even what ii would call
TA: double trouble
TA: hey though you go have fun wiith your lusus and your hoofbeastjuiice that 2ound2 liike a bla2t
CA: you shut that ovverbite snapper a yours
CA: if i evver hear you imply that youvve had any sort a nefarious chats with fef again i swwear to cod it won't be wwarm milk ill be pourin out a glass pitcher tomorroww night
TA: who saiid ii iimpliied anythiing
TA: iit2 pretty fuckiing clear ehehe
TA: iif the hoofbea2t juiice ii2nt enough for you ii have a whole plate of piipiing hot bulges riight here ii can send over
CA: ill show you pipin hot you fucktwwit
CA: how about i introduce you to a shot out a my harpoon gun since you obvviously havve a deathwwish
TA: youre obviiou2ly pa2t your bedtime
TA: 2weet dream2 or 2ome fuckery ii have a chat to get to (SHADES ICON)
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
CA: thats it youre goin dowwn honeysucker
CA: so i heard through the grapevvine that your rustblood moirail stumbled across a neww game
CA: i havve a feelin its gonna be magnifishcent
TA: je2us chrii2t
CA: just you wwait
CA: youre gonna be beggin for mercy once this fuckmess of a game gets started
CA: i can hear it noww
CA: 'man ii nevver realiized ju2t howw much of a bada22 fii2hface i2 - ii mean eriidan ampora ruler a evverythiin"
CA: youre lucky im retirin to my respireblock for noww, otherwwise i wwould continue to taunt you for a third and perhaps evven a fourth time
TA: wow ye2 thank fuck iive been 2aved by eriidan ampora'2 early nappytiime
TA: have you already warmed up your miilk or do ii have two put up wiith another miinute or two of thii2 2tupiidity ehehehe
TA: doe2 kk know you have a curfew?
CA: just because i have a lusus that givves a fuck about wwhat i do wwith my life doesn't give you any ground to mock me
CA: kar certainly knowws that my seahorsedad is glubbin awwesome
CA: and its not like id take any milk from you
CA: youd probably spike it wwith that cod awwful mindhoney
TA: wow wa2 that a your dad 2ucks joke are you 2eriious
TA: and nobody driink2 miindhoney you fuckslurpiing nubpod chriist
TA: nobody except for pandamaged morons oh waiit i gue22 that2 what went wrong ii2nt iit
CA: you bet your two-rate excuse of a rumphide it wwas a ‘your dad sucks’ joke
CA: and no one fuckin drinks mindhoney because it comes from your mess of a hivve
TA: oh my gog you have no iidea how computer2 work do you
TA: how do you fuckiing even functiion
CA: i wwas actually goin to ask if you could take a look at mine
TA: 2ure
TA: just 2end iit riight over
CA: its been makin this annoyin buzzin sound evver since i began this wwoeful convversation
TA: sure iive got the fiix for that just run thii2 fiile and watch the fuckiing magiic happen
TA: justdoublecliickthii2iispelledtheiin2tructiion2outforyouiinwiigler2peak.txt
29 B
((inside was the text: oh my gog how 2tupiid are you))
CA: wwas this supposed to be some kind a joke
CA: you have to be glubbin squiddin me
TA: no iit2 extremely advanced programmiing data
CA: knowwin you its goin to fry my hardrivve into a vvegatative pulp
CA: and im not done mockin you yet
TA: well that2 a 2tep up from your weeka22 box 2o
TA: ii thought you had two go when your warm miilk was out of the heatbox
CA: ill havve you knoww that my husktop runs fine
CA: its one a the more expensivve models that you lowwbloods couldnt evven dream a possessin
CA: and my milk is plenty wwarm
CA: not that you'd knoww the comfort a havvin somefin prepared for you by a carin and supportivve lusus
CA: yours probably needs another wwalkin
CA: make sure to bring some plastic bags
TA: ii dont actually want to know about the termperatiive state of your fuckiing bedtiime driink you glubfuckiing nook2niifer
CA: youre the one wwho brought it up
TA: no youre the one who parked hii2 doublewiide glute2 all over my trolliian 2creen becau2e he ha2nt gotten all tuckered into hii2 coon yet
CA: well i wwouldnt wwant to miss out on your daily wwhiplashin
TA: actually ii gtg
TA: CC want2 two chat
TA: and 2he2 more iintere2tiing than you 2o the choiice there2 ea2y
CA: oh i can only imagine
CA: she probably wwants to break it off wwith you
CA: its clearly run its course if shes glubbin you up this late at night
TA: actually we have load2 of late niight chat2 iif you know what ii mean ehehehehe
TA: iits even what ii would call
TA: double trouble
TA: hey though you go have fun wiith your lusus and your hoofbeastjuiice that 2ound2 liike a bla2t
CA: you shut that ovverbite snapper a yours
CA: if i evver hear you imply that youvve had any sort a nefarious chats with fef again i swwear to cod it won't be wwarm milk ill be pourin out a glass pitcher tomorroww night
TA: who saiid ii iimpliied anythiing
TA: iit2 pretty fuckiing clear ehehe
TA: iif the hoofbea2t juiice ii2nt enough for you ii have a whole plate of piipiing hot bulges riight here ii can send over
CA: ill show you pipin hot you fucktwwit
CA: how about i introduce you to a shot out a my harpoon gun since you obvviously havve a deathwwish
TA: youre obviiou2ly pa2t your bedtime
TA: 2weet dream2 or 2ome fuckery ii have a chat to get to (SHADES ICON)
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
CA: thats it youre goin dowwn honeysucker
