CA: Inform L2S

[amporaeridan]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
CA:
oh
CA:
wwell thats evven better
CA:
you really havve twwo hand it twwo your formal moirail
CA:
hes such a sport
L2N:
he wasn't my troll boyfriend
L2N:
and I'm only agreeing to this because the blind chick said she'd kill me if I went through with my plan
CA:
thats ter
CA:
shes kars heart
CA:
now that youre quadranted wwith him you should knoww these things
L2N:
I don't really care if they're dating
L2N:
uhg
CA:
you should
L2N:
Why
L2N:
isn't this like
L2N:
the least important
L2N:
bullshit
CA:
since noww shes a part a your extended quadrant family
L2N:
I don't want an extended quadrant family
CA:
so fuckin EXCUSE ME for showwin you the ropes twwo savve kar a bit of a headache
CA:
wwell noww you havve one
L2N:
I just wanted to be fucking nicer to him so he'd stop giving a shit about me one way or the other
CA:
so dont go cullin or gettin in sqabbles wwith them
L2N:
but apparently blincchick says if I do that I'm dead meat
CA:
messin shit up
CA:
yes because that givves kar evven MORE fuckin mixed messages
CA:
wwho thougha THAT idea
L2N:
I thought
L2N:
like
L2N:
the problem was he hated me too much
L2N:
so I'd make him hate me slightly less
L2N:
then it wouldn't matter
CA:
once someone hates you thats not goin twwo change
L2N:
I mean fuck it's not like I was going to be buying him flowers and shit
CA:
wwhat you should do noww is just make yourself less fuckin appealin
L2N:
well he hates the fucking beard
CA:
then removve it
CA:
i got rid a half
L2N:
what
L2N:
no
L2N:
I mean he hates it
L2N:
not in a sexy way
CA:
noww you get rid a the other half
L2N:
he thinks it's ugly
CA:
hes only sayin that
L2N:
No dude I think he's just legit
L2N:
not into the face fuzz
CA:
you dont knoww shit
CA:
if it givves him more reason twwo hate you
CA:
its probably not platonic at this point
L2N:
What the fuck is there anything he won't turn into a fetish then
L2N:
if I stop bathing is he going to start liking stink
CA:
but quite frankly im not much help here because i already find you all unappealin
CA:
he cares about wwinnin this game and cooperation
L2N:
I'm keeping the beard
CA:
youre makin it into a competition and its turnin him on
CA:
so stick wwith the teamwwork shit
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and no youre not
L2N:
fuck you don't tell me what to do
L2N:
I'll just be an unatractive pink squishy thing with no horns
CA:
and thats exactly wwhat you are
CA:
but for some reason kar sees past that
CA:
and FUCK if i knoww wwhy
CA:
so i guess for noww
CA:
since youre agreein twwo this
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talk through kyle
CA:
or somefin
L2N:
that's retarded
CA:
wwell until you stop inadvvertently hittin on kar its got twwo be this wway
CA:
since you clearly cant see past his
CA:
i dont evven knoww
L2N:
blindchick said I could go back to insulting him if I agreed to the old spice thing
CA:
wwhats this straight thing again
L2N:
and even get the bet back on
L2N:
straight
CA:
since he has no shameglobes you aint intertested
L2N:
it means I only dig chicks
CA:
rumblespheres*
CA:
wwell you can keep insultin him twwo an extent
CA:
usually as long as your auspice is present and awware
L2N:
yeah well then if he acts like an ass I'm not going to be nice to him
L2N:
and he always acts like an ass
L2N:
like 247
CA:
thats fine
CA:
hatefriends dont havve twwo be nice
L2N:
do they have to have intermediate boyfriend threesomes
L2N:
because this shit
L2N:
is not cool man
CA:
but they dont havve twwo be unnecessarily hot doin it
L2N:
what
CA:
wwhich apparently you are
CA:
so stop it
L2N:
dude I have never thought he was hot during any of that shit
L2N:
like if he was trying he was failing
CA:
i wwouldnt knoww
CA:
i assume he wwas tryin
CA:
but since youre straight its for nothin
CA:
cod i see wwhat hes talkin about noww
CA:
you are infuriatin
L2N:
I'm just fucking mad
L2N:
because now I'm in some weird
L2N:
three way alien
L2N:
bullshit with my best friend
L2N:
that I never wanted to be in
L2N:
to pacify this dumbass that I don't want to date
CA:
if you wwere some blueblood motherfucker youd havve all the trolls up in your bitches
L2N:
and won't take "sorry not interested" as an answer
CA:
britches*
CA:
wwell youre in one
CA:
so take my advvice and ters and more importantly the kyle humans and
CA:
test run this thing at the sleepovver
L2N:
yeah yeah whatever
L2N:
I just want it to go on record that I fucking tried
CA:
yes but your "tryin" came off as more of a
CA:
more of another flirtin technique
CA:
or flippin
L2N:
jesus shit humans don't flip that easily
CA:
dont wworry evven pandamaged rustbloods can be conditioned twwo learn this shit
L2N:
like I'm not going to start liking someone from hating them
CA:
im shore you can twwo
CA:
wwhat about your fat friend
CA:
you both hate him and hang out wwith him
L2N:
he's fucking insane
L2N:
that's more location
L2N:
shitty little mountain town
L2N:
without many kids to hang out with
L2N:
and he lives next door
CA:
yeah thats wwhat happened wwith vvris and eq
CA:
but wwhatevver theyre both terrible and deservve each other
L2N:
don't know which ones those are
L2N:
you guys all think I memorized all your names
CA:
the D--> one and the spider one
L2N:
oh dicktroll and the one with wings
L2N:
Didn't notice
CA:
i got my wwings first
L2N:
must not be very cool ones
CA:
a course they are
CA:
not my fault you havve poor taste
L2N:
man hers looked nice
L2N:
all sparkly and blue
CA:
mine are spiked and zigzaged and purple
CA:
vviolet*
L2N:
man wings aren't supposed to zigzag
L2N:
you're doing wings wrong
CA:
mine are
CA:
wwell they wwork so up yours
L2N:
I guess it doesn't matter how ugly they are if they're functional
CA:
they aint fuckin ugly
L2N:
plus it's a reminder to us humans not to go god tier
L2N:
because who wants
L2N:
fucking
L2N:
sparklywings
CA:
look okay i knoww they look fuckin stupid
CA:
i dont need a cod damn reminder
CA:
but theyre there and theyre flair
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so get used twwo it
L2N:
ahaha man like
L2N:
wow
L2N:
what group used that slogan on troll land? Cuz you guys don't give a fuck about gays
CA:
Wwhat
CA:
team flare wwas a flarp group that vvris and i anihilated
L2N:
Well shit guess you got their loot and their team cheer.
L2N:
That doesn't seem fair.
CA:
yup
CA:
claimed it all
CA:
fuckin pissbloods
L2N:
wait
L2N:
what color does that mean
L2N:
like I'd honestly be surprised if trolls peed the same color as humans
L2N:
I mean our piss is like a light purple sorta violet
CA:
yellowbloods havve powwers called psionics
CA:
they wwere a team a psionics but they wwere wweak as shit
L2N:
ah
L2N:
ok
CA:
they could maybe powwer a small armory transport ship
CA:
but thats pushin it
L2N:
That sounds pretty damn impressive
L2N:
honestly
CA:
a couple blasts from my gun took care a them
CA:
wwith vvris' luck
L2N:
great I so want to hear about troll lasor tag
CA:
fuck you it wwas awesome
L2N:
But I'd rather
L2N:
not
CA:
and you clearly dont knoww howw big our ships get
L2N:
I don't care
CA:
HICs ship is the size of a large capital hivvestem cluster
L2N:
I don't care
CA:
you should
CA:
once wwe wwin the game youre all goin twwo be schoolfed this
L2N:
dude once we humans win the game we'll be in a seperate universe from the one you guys make
L2N:
and we'll never give a shit about trolls again
CA:
says wwho
CA:
and no you wwont
CA:
wwin the game
CA:
just accept that noww
L2N:
Besides we're heading back to our univese to save earth
CA:
oh right
CA:
that delusion youre still livvin in
CA:
wwell dont let me squash your hopes
CA:
i totally can do that by the wway but
L2N:
whaaaaaaaaatever dude
CA:
id rather see this play out before i do that
L2N:
I don't really care what gets you off
L2N:
or
L2N:
about anything you're saying?
CA:
uh
L2N:
Or doing?
CA:
good
L2N:
So either get to the point or fuck off
CA:
you better not care
CA:
im taken
L2N:
I legit could not give a fuck
L2N:
about what some dumbass hipster troll dude does
CA:
by a psiioniic wwho probably could power HICs ship so back the fuck off
L2N:
Dude some day you assholes are going to get it through your heads what 'straight' means
L2N:
and realize I am not
L2N:
nor ever will be
L2N:
So did you finish what you wanted to talk about?
L2N:
Can I go?
L2N:
bugging time by obnoxious aliens is over?
CA:
bring some kind a food
L2N:
I was already doing that dumbass
CA:
good
L2N:
who doesn't bring popcorn to a movie
CA:
then im goin
CA:
havve fun bein "Straight" wwith no human females around
CA:
your clawprong must be tired
L2N:
dude it's not like there's an off button for when it gets inconvienant
L2N:
don't know what that is
L2N:
don't want to
L2N:
Fuck off
CA:
hah
CA:
neither do i

[[ca stopped trolling l2s]]