CA: Glub to Flushcrush
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amporaeridan- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] -
CC: HEY!! Erifins!!!! 38D!!!!
CA: oh
CA: hi fef
CA: you shore messaged me at a wweird time
CA: wwhats goin on
CC: not much it has been a while since we talked!!! I'm sorry I've been so busy lately!!
CA: busy wwith wwhat
CA: dare i ask
CA: i mean ivve been busy too wwith this surgery and gettin back to normal and all
CA: my eyes pretty bad ass ill havve to showw you sometime
CA: im about to showw sol noww
CC: wait what eridan?!
CC: You had surgery and you didn't tell me?
CC: Oh my COD are you all right?!
CA: oh right
CA: i didnt wwant you to wworry okay
CA: sol and i got into a fight and he bleww out my eye on accident and eq built me a neww one
CA: but noww im evven more formidable so it all wworked out
CA: no need to be conch-cerned
CC: D83
CC: Oh no!!!!
CA: see this is exactly wwhy i didnt wwant to fuckin tell you
CA: dont go flippin your fins ovver it
CA: im better noww
CC: Eridan I am so sorry!!! I should have been there for you! And I will give Sollux a firm talking to, even if you are a bit much at times he shouldn't be poking your eye out!
CA: no
CA: you dont need to talk to sol about it
CA: kar already havve him shell and so did i
CA: its ovver and done and its been taken care of
CA: and wwhat do you mean a bit "much"
CA: i aint much
CA: i mean in the sense a wwhatevver youre glubbin about
CC: I just mean that sometimes you are a little bit of a handful, erifins!!!
CA: you dont need to fuckin remind me
CC: After all there are times where I can't shell if you are happy or sad
CC: But it's all right! Clam down!
CA: that aint your job no more
CA: you made that abundantly clear
CA: remember
CA: but im not here to snapper at you
CA: im glad youre talkin to me again
CA: i reelly am
CC: We can talk any time you'd like Eridan!!!
CC: I still care about you no matter what.
CA: same
CA: youre still my best friend
CA: i made this gigantic wwater retreat over by kars hivve
CA: and wwhen i wwas makin it i kept thinkin a howw youre the only one wwhod reelly enjoy it wwith me
CA: not only that but wwe should go ovver to vris' planet wwhen shes not there
CA: shes got oceans
CA: nevver thought id actually miss em
CC: Oh eridan that means so much to me!!!
CA: wwhens the last time wwe played underwwater hide and go sea-k
CA: i mean thats such a fuckin wwriggler game but at this point i dont care wwhat wwe do
CA: i just wwant to go back again
CA: i thought id nevver havve a chance
CA: no one understands
CC: Eridan listen to me, we will ALWAYS be fronds
CC: you understand?
CA: yes
CA: yes i do
CC: and we can still play hide and sea-k any time!!!!
CA: reelly
CA: you mean it
CC: I really mean it
CA: evven if its a dumb wwriggler game and wwere 8 sweeps noww
CA: i mean cod i havvent evven beat my denizen yet
CA: i wwill soon though
CA: just as soon as i knoww my eyes up to it
CA: im shore youre already fin-ished
CC: I am glad you were able to get a new eye!!!
CC: Maybe I can kelp you get around while you get used to it
CA: id lovve that
CA: i havvent seen your planet yet
CA: i wwouldnt advvise goin to lowwaa
CA: its fucked up
CC: If you lost an eye than yes yes it must be.
CA: it wwas fucked up evven before i lost it
CA: i dont evven wwant to knoww how many a those shreekin wwinged harpys are flyin around noww
CA: i havvent been there in wweeks
CA: enough about me
CA: ivve been doin great
CA: im healthier noww, ivve got a couple quadrants under my belt, and wwell
CA: noww wwere glubbin again
CC: oh
CC: What quadrants?
CA: pale and black
CA: i should havve told you but i wwas a fuckin cowward
CA: not like its anyones glubbin business but still
CC: Kar and Sol?
CC: I approve
CA: i just kneww that you called me out on kar a wwhile ago and
CA: i just feel so shitty ovver howw that all wwent dowwn
CA: sol said you evven cried ovver it though i dont knoww if he just said that or to be a dick
CC: It is always awkward with quadrant you know
CC: It is impossible for things to be totally smooth but now that time has passed I do approve
CA: i should havve been more honest wwith you
CC: Well we are being honest with each other now, right?
CA: yes
CA: yes wwe are
CA: and wwhen wwe get to the end and wwe beat the game and get our univverse wwe'l establish that crazy system a govvernance that you dreamed of
CA: that redefinition a cullin
CA: or wwhatevver
CC: Yes!!! That would be fantastic!!! I reely think I can make it happen
CA: i knoww you can
CA: only you wwoulda come up wwith somefin so fuckin outrageous
CA: but if its wwhat you wwant i can 'kelp' make it happen
CA: its not like wwell havve a lot a trolls to cull normally about anywway
CC: we'll fix the system! Make it better!
CC: And I do mean we!
CC: We need to all work together!
CA: i guess
CA: i mean kars been doin a great job as leader
CC: Oh I'm sure he has!!!
CC: I just really want to making culling...happier
CA: cullin wwas happy
CA: you mean you wwant to make cullin less
CA: bloody
CA: and more abrasivvely affectionate
CC: Yes!!!!!
CC: You see my vision
CA: oh i see it alright
CA: i dont get it
CA: but i see it
CA: just try and coddle kar
CA: or sol for that matter or any a the lowwbloods
CA: except maybe tavv he might be into that
CC: see the point is you need to adjust the coddling to the troll.
CA: any amount a coddlin is ridicufish
CA: but its your plan and wwell do it and ill wear a fuckin smile the wwhole cod damn time
CA: ill be captain fuckin cuddlefins
CC: Captain Cuddlefins! I like it!
CC: You can be a captain in my cuddling army!
CC: A general even!
CA: ill be the fuckin admiral
CC: maybe even emperor 38D
CC: 3;D
CA: youll havve to appoint me
CA: but im up for the task obvviously
CA: emperor ampora
CA: has a nice ring to it
CC: Maybe it does!!!
CA: does that mean ill have subjects thatll do my coddlin for me
CA: so i wwont havve to get my claws dirty
CC: That can be arranged!!!
CA: good
CA: then consider this confirmed
CA: youre her imperial radiance coddlin up all the lesser and unfortunate lowwblood filth that our friends spawwn
CA: and im emperor ampora makin sure no ones fuckin wwith our prized univverse
CC: HEY!! Erifins!!!! 38D!!!!
CA: oh
CA: hi fef
CA: you shore messaged me at a wweird time
CA: wwhats goin on
CC: not much it has been a while since we talked!!! I'm sorry I've been so busy lately!!
CA: busy wwith wwhat
CA: dare i ask
CA: i mean ivve been busy too wwith this surgery and gettin back to normal and all
CA: my eyes pretty bad ass ill havve to showw you sometime
CA: im about to showw sol noww
CC: wait what eridan?!
CC: You had surgery and you didn't tell me?
CC: Oh my COD are you all right?!
CA: oh right
CA: i didnt wwant you to wworry okay
CA: sol and i got into a fight and he bleww out my eye on accident and eq built me a neww one
CA: but noww im evven more formidable so it all wworked out
CA: no need to be conch-cerned
CC: D83
CC: Oh no!!!!
CA: see this is exactly wwhy i didnt wwant to fuckin tell you
CA: dont go flippin your fins ovver it
CA: im better noww
CC: Eridan I am so sorry!!! I should have been there for you! And I will give Sollux a firm talking to, even if you are a bit much at times he shouldn't be poking your eye out!
CA: no
CA: you dont need to talk to sol about it
CA: kar already havve him shell and so did i
CA: its ovver and done and its been taken care of
CA: and wwhat do you mean a bit "much"
CA: i aint much
CA: i mean in the sense a wwhatevver youre glubbin about
CC: I just mean that sometimes you are a little bit of a handful, erifins!!!
CA: you dont need to fuckin remind me
CC: After all there are times where I can't shell if you are happy or sad
CC: But it's all right! Clam down!
CA: that aint your job no more
CA: you made that abundantly clear
CA: remember
CA: but im not here to snapper at you
CA: im glad youre talkin to me again
CA: i reelly am
CC: We can talk any time you'd like Eridan!!!
CC: I still care about you no matter what.
CA: same
CA: youre still my best friend
CA: i made this gigantic wwater retreat over by kars hivve
CA: and wwhen i wwas makin it i kept thinkin a howw youre the only one wwhod reelly enjoy it wwith me
CA: not only that but wwe should go ovver to vris' planet wwhen shes not there
CA: shes got oceans
CA: nevver thought id actually miss em
CC: Oh eridan that means so much to me!!!
CA: wwhens the last time wwe played underwwater hide and go sea-k
CA: i mean thats such a fuckin wwriggler game but at this point i dont care wwhat wwe do
CA: i just wwant to go back again
CA: i thought id nevver havve a chance
CA: no one understands
CC: Eridan listen to me, we will ALWAYS be fronds
CC: you understand?
CA: yes
CA: yes i do
CC: and we can still play hide and sea-k any time!!!!
CA: reelly
CA: you mean it
CC: I really mean it
CA: evven if its a dumb wwriggler game and wwere 8 sweeps noww
CA: i mean cod i havvent evven beat my denizen yet
CA: i wwill soon though
CA: just as soon as i knoww my eyes up to it
CA: im shore youre already fin-ished
CC: I am glad you were able to get a new eye!!!
CC: Maybe I can kelp you get around while you get used to it
CA: id lovve that
CA: i havvent seen your planet yet
CA: i wwouldnt advvise goin to lowwaa
CA: its fucked up
CC: If you lost an eye than yes yes it must be.
CA: it wwas fucked up evven before i lost it
CA: i dont evven wwant to knoww how many a those shreekin wwinged harpys are flyin around noww
CA: i havvent been there in wweeks
CA: enough about me
CA: ivve been doin great
CA: im healthier noww, ivve got a couple quadrants under my belt, and wwell
CA: noww wwere glubbin again
CC: oh
CC: What quadrants?
CA: pale and black
CA: i should havve told you but i wwas a fuckin cowward
CA: not like its anyones glubbin business but still
CC: Kar and Sol?
CC: I approve
CA: i just kneww that you called me out on kar a wwhile ago and
CA: i just feel so shitty ovver howw that all wwent dowwn
CA: sol said you evven cried ovver it though i dont knoww if he just said that or to be a dick
CC: It is always awkward with quadrant you know
CC: It is impossible for things to be totally smooth but now that time has passed I do approve
CA: i should havve been more honest wwith you
CC: Well we are being honest with each other now, right?
CA: yes
CA: yes wwe are
CA: and wwhen wwe get to the end and wwe beat the game and get our univverse wwe'l establish that crazy system a govvernance that you dreamed of
CA: that redefinition a cullin
CA: or wwhatevver
CC: Yes!!! That would be fantastic!!! I reely think I can make it happen
CA: i knoww you can
CA: only you wwoulda come up wwith somefin so fuckin outrageous
CA: but if its wwhat you wwant i can 'kelp' make it happen
CA: its not like wwell havve a lot a trolls to cull normally about anywway
CC: we'll fix the system! Make it better!
CC: And I do mean we!
CC: We need to all work together!
CA: i guess
CA: i mean kars been doin a great job as leader
CC: Oh I'm sure he has!!!
CC: I just really want to making culling...happier
CA: cullin wwas happy
CA: you mean you wwant to make cullin less
CA: bloody
CA: and more abrasivvely affectionate
CC: Yes!!!!!
CC: You see my vision
CA: oh i see it alright
CA: i dont get it
CA: but i see it
CA: just try and coddle kar
CA: or sol for that matter or any a the lowwbloods
CA: except maybe tavv he might be into that
CC: see the point is you need to adjust the coddling to the troll.
CA: any amount a coddlin is ridicufish
CA: but its your plan and wwell do it and ill wear a fuckin smile the wwhole cod damn time
CA: ill be captain fuckin cuddlefins
CC: Captain Cuddlefins! I like it!
CC: You can be a captain in my cuddling army!
CC: A general even!
CA: ill be the fuckin admiral
CC: maybe even emperor 38D
CC: 3;D
CA: youll havve to appoint me
CA: but im up for the task obvviously
CA: emperor ampora
CA: has a nice ring to it
CC: Maybe it does!!!
CA: does that mean ill have subjects thatll do my coddlin for me
CA: so i wwont havve to get my claws dirty
CC: That can be arranged!!!
CA: good
CA: then consider this confirmed
CA: youre her imperial radiance coddlin up all the lesser and unfortunate lowwblood filth that our friends spawwn
CA: and im emperor ampora makin sure no ones fuckin wwith our prized univverse
