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- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwe need to talk
CG:
ABOUT WHAT
CA:
about the l2s human
CG:
OH MY FUCKING
CG:
WHAT ABOUT HIM
CA:
do you knoww wwhat spooge is
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[[CA wants to send wwhatsupsol.png do you accept]]

[[COORDINATES TO DENIZEN[]


CG:
NO
WRONG WINDOW

CA:
fuck
sorry kar
theres the coordinates though
yeah you wwerent supposed to get that
hope you didnt open it
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CA:
kar ivve been thinkin

CG:
THAT'S NEW AND EXCITING TERRITORY
ABOUT WHAT?

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did somefin

CA:
again

CG:
SOMETHING STUPID?

CA:
i dont think so

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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:

YOU WERE RIGHT

ABOUT THE BLACKCRUSH THING

I WASN'T TRYING TO BLOW YOU OFF OR ANYTHING I THINK I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING

SINCE IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING IDIOTIC AND SHAMEFUL

BUT TEREZI SAID I KEEP TRYING TO HIDE SHIT FROM MYSELF AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT

SO I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

AND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A FUCKING DUNGEON RIGHT NOW AND I'M RAMBLING AT AN EMPTY SCREEN LIKE A MORON HAVING A SEIZURE AT HIS KEYBOARD, GREAT, GOOD JAM THERE KARKAT

SO, YEAH. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER I GUESS. AFTER I FINISH PULLING OUT MY OWN PANMEAT OUT THROUGH MY NASAL SOCKET WITH A FORK FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT TO

WHATEVER

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]! --


CA:

i wwas about to givve you shit for bein pitch for a human

but

im not in much of a better position

as far as bangin my head against a fuckin dungeon wall out a frustration goes

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CA: Glub

Mar. 12th, 2014 12:33 am
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar the fat humans askin me how to beat sol wwithin an inch of his life
CA:
theyre already attemptin to gather intel on our wweaknesses
CG:
PROBABLY BECAUSE SOLLUX AND I WERE BOTH TALKING ABOUT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN THE MEMO
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA: kar

CG:WHAT

CA: thought id havve a bit of a check in
CA: beat the dungeon i wwas wworkin on last and noww im scoutin out my denizen
CA: angel killins nevver been easier its loads a fun
CA: thought id take a bit of a break and wwatch some a this human televvision

CG:WHY IN THE MOTHERGRUB'S OOZING SPINCTER WOULD YOU WATCH THEIR TV

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((takes place mid-memo ))

CG: ) :< B

CG: GREAT FUCKING JOB POSTING DEAD BODY PICTURES TO A MEMO, SHITBAG

CG: IN FACT GREAT JOB KILLING A BUNCH OF HUMANS AND CARAPACES IN GENERAL, YOU ARE THE KING OF ALL MURDER, ALL HAIL YOUR INTOLERABLE BULLSHIT!!

CA: wwhat theyre too many a them as it is

CG: NOPE

CG: I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHITTY GAME CONSTRUCTS

CG: BUT YOU'RE JUST ROLLING AROUND IN BLOODLUST FOR NO REASON, SO NOPE

CA: wwhatevver kar i wwas born wwith it

CG: YEAH AND IT'S STUPID AND UNNECESSARY SO STOP

CA: i bet the hgd wwill fight

CA: thatll be fun

CG: ERIDAN

CG: AMPORA

CA: see him try before he gets his limbs bit offf

CG: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

CG: <> <> <>

CG: STOP

CA: no

CG: OKAY, THEN I'LL COME AND WAKE YOU UP

CA: it wwont wwork im havvin too much fun

CG: OH IT'LL FUCKING WORK

CG: SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES, ASSMUNCH

CA: fuck i better find that hoofbeast humper then

CA: 20 mins to go

CA: fuck

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA: the humans havvent evven figured out their aspects yet

CA: theyre more concerned wwith gettin fucked up on wwhatever sustenance they can find

CA: though wwhat did the christophe human say

CA: no it wwas the ITR human hes in some tunnel wwith him

CA: the one particularly stupid human doesnt evven know wwhat god tier is

CA: i cant believve i wwas actually concerned

CG: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ASSHOLES

CG: IN FACT HERE, LET ME TAKE A MOMENT TO JUST REVEL IN HOW MUCH YOU WERE ALL TOLD

CG: AND HOW MUCH OF THAT TELLING WAS VIA MY BRILLIANCE

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG: I AM THE WORST. IT'S OFFICIAL, SOMEBODY PRINT THE FUCKING CERTIFICATE AND CULL THE PRINTER BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS HENCEFORTH WITHOUT PURPOSE, NO ONE WILL EVER SURPASS THE SHEER LEVEL OF FUCK UP AND RUINATION I CONSTANTLY SPEW OUT LIKE A DRIPPING, LEAKY SEAL AROUND THE PUBLIC GAPER.

CG: I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD: KARKAT VANTAS, WORST.

CG: HELL, NO, HELP ME MAKE UP A TITLE

CA: wwhat did you do noww

CA: im sure its not the end a the wworld

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: kar

CA: kar are you there

CG: NO

CG: YES, WHAT

CA: sol just bleww up my fuckin combat glasses

CA: wwhile they wwere still on my head

CA: im afraid to open my eyes i knoww im bleedin

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

GC: YOU 4R3 SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M3LODR4M4T1C


CA: no i just finally fuckin had it wwith evveryone


CA: kar doesnt wwant to commit, sol doesnt knoww taste if it ran up and tasted him


CA: fefs blind as a fuckin bat


CA: no offense


CA: and eqs the epitomy of evveryfin i hate


CA: in a non conciliatory wway


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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: kar i wwant nothin to do wwith sol anymore

CA: i nevver wwant to talk to him again

CA: i nevver wwant to talk about him again i never want him to be talked about wwith me again

CA: i dont wwant to be in any memos wwith him

CA: i dont wwant to hear about him

CA: i dont wwant to be evven remotely bothered wwith him

CA: hes as dead to me as the day he actually bit the fuckin meteor dust

CG: WHAT?

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CA: Squirm

Jan. 13th, 2014 11:54 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: kar i talked to sol

CA: and wwhile the wwhole convversation wwas like pullin fuckin fangs

CA: wwe both agreed on two things

CA: one youre not vvolunteerin yourself

CA: and two wwere gonna havve to find some system of gettin to godtier that invvolves informing evveryone of the location of our questbeds and havvin somene see to the end of

CA: wwell

CA: you knoww

CA: and three actually that wwe need someone to test it but it cant be you

CG: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: oh wwhat a day this has been kar

CA: i for one wwouldnt givve twwo heapin mounds a fuck if i evver havve to carry a convversation wwith one a them again

CA: at least wwe gathered more intel about them

CA: all in a days wwork i suppose

CG: FUCK THEM.

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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: hey kar


CG: WHAT


CA: ivve got that vvideo screenshot a the humans you wwanted


CG: OH, GOOD


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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: kar

CG: WHAT

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CA: okay kar turn on your vvideocam because i got all the outfits lined up
CG: THAT
CG: WOW.
CG: ....WOW.
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CA: howw could you lie to me
CG: NO
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CG: WHAT IN THE MOTHER GRUB'S FOUL DISCHARGE IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU
CA: wwhat noww
CG: FIRST OF ALL A FUCKING FLUSHROBOT ISN'T GOING TO FILL YOUR BUCKETS FOR YOU, DUMBSHIT, THE DRONES CHECK FOR NON-SLURRY IN THE PAIL
CA: wwhat in the blazin blue suns are you blabberin about
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