TA: Bug CA

Dec. 10th, 2013 10:56 pm
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TA: wow ii hear you have a "sexy date" ehehehehe

TA: iis iit wiith your left clawpod?

CA: you fuckin wwish

CA: keep dreamin about it though i knoww howw jealous you are that its not you



CA: nice to knoww that youvve taken an interest in my quadrants tho sol

CA: ill try to squeeze you in sometime if you knoww wwhat im sayin

CA: did you get my message beebrain or do i need to spell out for you just howw desperate youre comin off

TA: what the fuck ii2 a braiin

TA: new2fla2h: not everyone u2e2 your bull2hiit hiighblood liingo

CA: oh wwoe is me i actually recievved a proper education

CA:TA: ii couldnt tell ehehehe

CA: a course not the norm for you is a bunch a fowwl language and a healthy amount a mangled s's

CA: its a wwonder anyone takes you seriously wwith howw ridiculous you sound wwhenevver you open that managled garbage disposal you call a mouth

TA: wow hey that really diings my 2hameglobes ouch. thank2 for calliing attentiion two my criipliing diisiibiiliity there youre a real fuckiing champiion

TA: what2 on the 2chedule for lunch gonna go out and kiick a few woofbea2t wiigler2?

CA: already accomp-fished and the pleasure is all mine i assure you

CA:
but im not here to repeat our usual exchange a pleasantries

CA: im here to givve you a heads up about a particularly nosy blueblood wwhos gettin himself invvolvved in evveryone's affairs

TA: fuck that glub2lurpiing 2hiift2tiick ii dont want two get iinvolved iin your hiighblood niights of our liives drama

TA: iive got better 2hiit two do

TA: go go22iip about your drama to kk iim sure hed be all aural canals for that driivel

CA: regardless hes none-too-kind wwith the idea a the likes a you associatin wwith the empress-to-be

CA:
as anyone should be

TA: wow thii2 ii2 my fuckiing cariing face

TA: waiit

TA: waiit for iit

TA: >>:|

CA: kars already awware a the situation and im letting him off for the night hes already got enough to wworry about

CA: wwell you should care youre in ovver your head maggot

TA: you mean wormbea2t ehehehe?

TA: woe ii2 me ii can hardly under2tand all thii2 /culture/ flyiing around

CA: dont insult me wwith your peasant language

CA: instead a buzzin up the wwrong hivve wwhy dont you start thinkin about your owwn affairs

TA: ....buzziin up the wrong hiive

TA: ii2 that a bee joke iin your pesterwiindow or are you just happy to see me ehehehe

CA: dont make me wwrectch

TA: ii gue22 iit2 about tiime you admiited the 2uperiioriity of the bee motiif. iit2 way better than your fii2h themed 2hiitwagon anyway

TA: ii gue22 you could 2ay iit2 a

TA: double entendre

TA: 8|

CA: disgusting i guess this is wwhat i get for sinkin to your levvel in an attempt for cross culture communication

TA: no thii2 ii2 ju2t you beiing an a22hole

CA: wwhatevver floats your boat

TA: anyway unliike you ii have 2hiit two do. who2 the blueblood?

CA: as i wwas sayin kars enrollin in officer trainin and i think you havve a future in the fleet as wwell

TA: your 2hiithiive maggot2 crazy ki2me2i2?

TA: or diid 2he dump your lame a22 yet

TA: al2o what the actual fuck are you talkiing about

TA: ii2 that 2uppo2ed to be 2ome 2ort of quadrant iinnuendo oh fuck

CA: as a matter a fact i intentionally havve that quadrant open for future endevvours and like hell i'd consider a browwnnubber like him

TA: ehehehehehe 2o 2he DIID dump you?

TA: diid you cry iinto a tub of crystaliized miilk or did kk have two come over before you diid 2omethiing 2tupiid?

CA: hes just one a the highblood pleasers that annoy the evver lovvin glub out a m- no she did not dump me it wwas mutual wwe had different goals

CA: and kar wwas not invvolvved evven though im sure he wwould havve come ovver if i asked

TA: diid hers iinvolve le22 of u2iing your left handpod?

CA: yes keep thinkin about that sol cod knowws how obsessed you are wwith my frustration

TA: wow hey maybe iim ju2t fuckiing 2iick of haviing iit thrown iin my face all the tiime

TA: because heariing all about your hiigh and miighty 2tiick up your glutes problems ii2 exactly what ii want two do all niight

CA: howw presumptuous a you

CA: noww back to wwhat wwe wwere discussin, i could set you up wwith a permanent position if you just provvide me with a couple details

TA: how the 2hiitgrub2 ii2 iit pre2umptuou2 of me YOU ME22AGED ME

TA: hey let2 jump back and take thii2 wiggler 2tyle

TA: 1, who2 the hiighblood. do ii know hiim?

TA: 2, what the cropsquare fre2h fuck are you talkiing about. iit thii2 a real po2tmolt job or ii2 iit ju2t more bull2hiit metaphor2 for your bulge

CA: im not sure he's fixated on robotics so you may havve a lot in common wwhen it comes to that technology fetish you both seem to havve

TA: huh not riingiing a bell

CA: and i assure you its an actual job that i wwould consider most prestigious for a psiionic a your caliber

TA: wow waiit

CA: actually i smell a potential matesprit betwween you twwo in the future i might as wwell let fef knoww

TA: are you actually fuckiing tryiing to enlii2t me as a fuckiing helmsman for your bull2hiit per2onal 2hiip??

CA: wwhat an imagination you havve

CA: and evven if that wwas true its not like youd havve much of a choice in the matter

TA: go paiil a sack of rabid nutcreature2 you iintollerable fuck

CA: all this imagery from this convversation sol i must say youre givvin me some mixed signals

CA: regardless your options are loww considering your caste and face it your programmin blowws

CA: honestly wwho uses glubbin insects as the foundation for their netwwork system its so horribly designed that evven i could probably think a somefin more effishient and i knoww jack shit about computers

TA: iif you knew jack 2hiit about computer2 you wouldnt 2eriiou2ly 2uggest buiilding them with va2tly iinferriior mariineliife that would keel over the 2econd you triied to run a maiinframe through them

TA: plus fiinbea2ts are the bottom of the evolutiionary barrel, everyone know2 that ehehe

CA: says the fucker wwhos flushed for the sea dwweller empress-to-be

CA:
you better wwatch wwhat you say

CA: besides it cant be too hard i could use a fuckin coral based storage system and revvolutionize the wwhole field

TA: ye2 plea2e contiinue to regale me wiith excrutiiatiing tale2 of bull2hiit you know nothing about

CA: youre just jealous that you couldnt think a it first

CA:
wwhats there to knoww anywway

TA: thii2 conver2atiion ii2 2tupiid

TA: ii can feel my2elf gettiing 2tupiider ju2t by beiing near you

TA: why dont you go back to cryiing liike a wiiggler over my 2weeta22 quadrantmate2 that youll never have the globes to go out and get?

TA: 2hould ii have cc 2end you a con2olatiion square once we make iit offiiciial?

CA: im not the one stupid enough to risk his hide associatin wwith someone wwho wwhos lightyears abovve his league

CA: not only that but then you havve the audacity to insult her kind like some glubbin hypocrite

CA: you truly disgust me wwith evver fuckin fiber a my bein and nothing wwould make me happier than stringin you up like a cod damn 12th perigree behemoth-leavvin on the hull a my ship

TA: clean your aural canals out ii only iinsulted the diimmest ciircuiit in the maiinframe

TA: (2poiiler: iit2 you)

CA: i knoww wwhat you glubbin said dont try to wwriggle your wway out a this one

CA:
cod you must be one self loathin piece a musclebeast filth to set yourself up for such disaster

TA: from what ii hear the only one wadiing iinto a dii2a2ter area wiith cc ii2 you

TA:
maybe you 2hould 2tick to the....

TA:
2hallow end of the pool?

TA:
8|

CA: on the conchrary, im on my wway to fullfillin her evvery last wwhim and desire as the soon-to-be admiral a her future imperial fleet

TA: are we 2eriiou2ly back two thii2

TA:
you never told me what thii2 panaddled propo2iitiion wa2

CA: you need to givve me some basic information first and run some tests

CA:
there are uses for your hemotype that wwill ultimately servve her future empress quite splendidly

CA:
perhaps evven outside the aforementioned permanent position wwe prevviously discussed

TA: wow thank2 iim fuckiing flattered you thiink 2o hiighly of me

TA:
thii2 ii2 liike twelfth periigree2 and my wiigliing day all wrapped up iinto one

TA:
2o what doe2 thii2 pre2tiigiiou2 po2iitiion entaiil exactly?

CA: as far as i knoww i hear theyre lookin for more advvanced techniques to better integrate the communication systems wwired into each a the ships in order to reach the greater distances that our fleets havve vventured off to

CA:
there havve also been problems wwith ovverexertion that need to be resolvved

CA:
seein that youre both a psiionic and havve an extensivve knowwledge a information communication technology i find it an appropriate challenge

TA: wow what a fuckiing 2urprii2e maybe iif you diidnt hardwiire people iinto the fuckiing thiing2 iit wouldnt be a problem IIM 2O 2URPRII2ED

TA:
2o what you want me two be a profe22iional bulgeliicker for a liiving and fiigure out new and iimproved way2 two make my ca2te mi2erable? what a great iidea 2IIGN ME UP

CA: wwell that wwould be up to you wwouldnt it

CA:
wwhether you wwant to prolong their sufferin or make it a wwhole lot easier for them

CA:
youre all doomed to servvitude might as wwell make it easier on yourselvves

CA:
im feelin upright magnanimous here

CA:
so howw about it i can send you the wwavver and you can actually make use a yourself and your caste

CA:
or nothin can change an youll get your limbs hacked off and join the rest a em anywway

TA: how about you 2end iit over and ii iintroduce you two the tiime honored tradiitiion of 2shoviing 2hiit up your wa2techute

TA:
even iif FOR A SECOND ii beliieved the unreal bull2hiit driibliing out of your faceflap why would you be tryiing two do 2omethiing 2elfle22 for once iin your mii2erably drawn out liife

TA:
FOR ME of all people

CA: its not for you

TA: wow ii am completely blown away by thii2 revelatiion

CA: she can hope and wwish all she wwants for a better life for the lowwbloods but its not going to come during our lifetime

CA:
and as much as i disagree and protest her wwishes i knoww she wwouldnt wwant wwhats in store for you otherwwise

TA: yeah well

TA:
that2 because 2he ii2nt a pu2herle22 fuck2tiick unliike the rest of you bag of bulge2

TA:
but 2he2 the empre22

CA: to be

CA:
empress to be

TA: cc can take that old hag no 2weat ehehe

TA:
2he can do what 2he want2 once 2he ha2 the triident

CA: obvviously but until then she has no say until her era a reign comes wwhich i am activvely persuin

CA:
and no doubt you wwant to persue that as wwell

TA: congratufuckiinglation2 you earn a not a total bulgeweed poiint

TA:
and of course ii fuckiing want two what kiind of que2tiion ii2 that

TA:
iit2 not liike we arent gettiing ROUTIINELY MURDERED WHIILE HOOKED IINTO 2PACE2HIIP2 OR ANYTHIING

CA: then the choice is obvvious here do you wwant to livve to see the day she reigns or do you wwant to be hooked to a column a wwires wwaitin for the day you bloww your mind out in a spectacular mustard colored supernovva

TA: iim not even goiing two an2wer that because youre not THAT 2tupiid but fuck you 2iideway2 iif you thiink iim goiing two 2uddenly tru2t you enough two accept 2ome unknown con2criiptiion

TA:
you probably ju2t want me off planet 2o you can get back iinto cc's pant2

TA:
iif it2 legit have cc talk two me about iit

CA: like she knowws the innerwworkins a imperial politics and logistics

CA:
this is actually top secret information only knowwn to the nautical aristocracy but im sharin it wwith you on the account a me aimin to enlist you for the job

TA: that ii2 a fuckiing tiitle you ju2t made up.

CA: you might not be able to trust me but you can trust that i wwouldnt doublecross her

CA:
see i evven used one a your repulsivve double themed puns

TA: 2hiittappiing bulgebea2ts

CA: if it makes you feel better i wwill forwward her the information but wwe need to be quick about this the deadline is approachin

TA: fiine a2 long a2 iit make2 you 2hut your fuckiing flap chrii2t dont you giillfuck royal2 ever need two breathe?

CA: its wwhat the gills are for

TA: fuck you and fuck your douchegla22e2

TA:
2end iit two cc and MAYBE ii will con2iider iit even though we both already know the an2wer two thii2 grubfuckery

CA: hate you too sol im sendin the announcement to her noww

TA: wow no

TA:
fuck you

CA: i assure you it wwas platonic

CA:
nice to knoww its on your mind though

TA: GOOD YOU TWOTONED FLAMIING 2HIITHEEL

TA:
get the fuck off my cliient

CA: gladly



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