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CA:
so tavv and vvris aint together no more
CA:
is that wwhat she said
CG:
WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER TO START WITH?
CA:
noww im wwonderin that too
CA:
shes a fuckin wwreck
CG:
RIGHT? JEGUS FUCK.
CG:
WHERE THE FUCK IS KANAYA? ARE *THEY* EVEN STILL TOGETHER?
CA:
ivve been wantin twwo talk twwo kan for a wwhile
CA:
but wwith this frog mess lord knowws wwhat shes up twwo
CG:
IT'S NOT JUST FROGS, SHE HAS TO KEEP THE FORGE GOING AND A BUNCH OF OTHER DUMBFUCK SPACE SHIT
CA:
poor kan
CG:
YEAH, WELL, IF ANYBODY'S GOING TO FUCKING DO IT WITH GRACE AND A LEVEL OF COMPETENCE THAT'S OTHERWISE REALLY FUCKING EERIE IT'LL BE HER
CG:
ALSO I'M DOING HALF HER DIRTY WORK SO MY SYMPATHY IS AT A BIG FAT FUCKING ZERO ANWAY
CA:
has she evven talked twwo l2s
CA:
or havve you spared her a that
CG:
NO, BUT SHE TALKED TO HIS HUMAN SISTER?
CG:
FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
CA:
i mean she obvviously has a preference for females but
CA:
oh and look
CA:
fuck em
CA:
vvris and l2s are equally terrible
CG:
JEGUS.
CG:
THEY'RE BOTH OBNOXIOUS SHITSTAINS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE STAN'S NEVER MINDCONTROLLED SOMEBODY INTO MURDERING THEIR SERENDIPITOUS QUADRANTMATE.
CG:
CALLING SOMEBODY AS BAD AS VRISKA IS A PRETTY HEFTY FUCKING CHARGE, DUMBSHIT.
CA:
oh look at YOU gettin defensivve
CA:
youre right though he didnt do
CA:
anyfin that terrible
CA:
yet
CG:
HUMANS ARE TOO SQEAMISH AND SHITTY TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
CG:
THE FUCKING SHITFIT THEY THREW OVER THE IDEA OF CULLING TO START WITH WAS PRETTY FUCKING TELLING.
CA:
i dont knoww howw they deal wwith their massive amount a young then
CA:
is their planet just festerin wwith lesser castes
CG:
THEY REPRODUCE DIFFERENTLY, DUMBFUCK, REMEMBER? THEIR ANCESTORS RAISE THEM DIRECTLY AFTER GOING THROUGH A PHYSICAL ORDEAL THAT *LITERALLY* GAVE ME SLEEPTERRORS DESPITE NOT ACTUALLY HAVING SEEN IT.
CA:
OH
CA:
right i forgot about
CA:
WWHY DID YOU REMIND ME
CG:
SHARING THE SUFFERING, ASSHOLE
CG:
WHAT A FUCKING HORRIFIC SPECIES, THOUGH. SERIOUSLY.
CA:
good luck tryin twwo wwork wwith that
CG:
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH "THAT"
CG:
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY.
CG:
EVEN IF IT WAS EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING ON THE TABLE, EVEN IF IT WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE TABLE, WHICH IT'S NOT. IT'S OUTSIDE, BLIND AND BAKING AWAY IN THE MIDDAY SUN.
CA:
but youre still starin at it
CA:
longingly
CA:
your eyes burnin out a their retinas
CA:
oh look you and ter really are serendipitous
CG:
FUCK YOU
CA:
that wwas pretty good though i got twwo say
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
WHATEVER, I'M TAKING MY SEMI-FAKEY HUMAN AUSPICETICE AND OUR UNWILLING AND UNKNOWING THIRD AND CONSIDERING IT MY FUCKING WELL PAID FEE FOR SUBJECTING THE UNIVERSE TO MY RAMPANT STUPIDITY.
CA:
you tried
CA:
and i guess its
CA:
sort a wworkin
CA:
he wwasnt as ruthless in this
CG:
YEAH THERE WAS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS WANTING TO BEAT MYSELF INTO UNCONCIOUSNESS
CG:
PRETTY MUCH JUST THE BASELINE LEVEL I GET WITH ANY OF THE REST OF YOU
CA:
miss it any
CG:
THERE WASN'T ANYTHING THERE TO MISS.
CA:
i guess thats true
CA:
ugh wwhats vvris got twwo do wwith anya this anywway
CA:
wwhy did she havve twwo barge in
CG:
SHE WAS GOING TO GET BORED WITH TAVROS EVENTUALLY
CA:
obvviously
CA:
but noww shes ruinin evverythin on our end
CG:
DO YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE WHAT BULLSHIT SHE'S SPOUTING?
CA:
i guess i shouldnt
CG:
DING DING DING
CA:
but i do
CA:
wwhat do i do
CG:
DO YOU THINK SHE'S RIGHT?
CA:
not at all
CA:
youvve calmed me dowwn if anythin
CA:
made me think straighteer
CA:
but
CA:
did i really loose class
CA:
wwell i obvviously did
CA:
look at me
CA:
im eatin grubritos
CA:
and grubaliis
CA:
and evven talkin like a lowwblood once in a wwhile
CG:
WOW YEAH YOU'RE SLUMMING IT FUCKING HARDCORE HERE
CG:
YOU AREN'T ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN LOWBLOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD SOME INSTANT FOOD.
CA:
no im not like troll aiemee wynhos and goin twwo wind up a fuckin wreck in her owwn regurgitated sopor
CG:
YOU KNOW MOST FUCKING LOWBLOODS DON'T PUKE THEMSELVES TO DEATH
CA:
howw should i knoww wwhat lowwbloods do
CG:
WHAT?
CG:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
CG:
IS THIS A SERIOUS FUCKING CONVERSATION??
CA:
no i do
CA:
im just
CG:
OR ARE YOU BACKTRACKING LIKE AN INSECURE SHITFUCK BECAUSE VRISKA SERKET IS BEING A BITCH
CA:
gettin defensivve
CA:
since she called me classless
CG:
TO NOBODY'S SURPRISE, EVER!!!!!
CG:
NOBODY IS GOING TO MISTAKE YOU FOR ANYTHING BUT A DOUCHEY, HIGHBLOODED FINFACE.
CA:
im imin her
CG:
HAVE FUN APPLYING YOUR SKULL TO THAT SOLID STEEL SURFACE. DON'T BLEED EVERYWHERE AND MAKE A GROSS VIOLET MESS
CA:
oh fun itll be the third time youll have twwo wwitness it
CG:
GO FUCK YOURSELF
CG:
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SO PALE FOR YOU OR I'D PUNCH YOU FOR THAT.
CA:
you really shouldnt a had twwo see me die
CA:
i cant evven think a me havvin twwo see you
CA:
you knoww
CG:
YEAH.
CA:
at least you wwerent the one wwho had twwo do the job
CG:
YEAH, WOW, THAT WAS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF
CG:
SOMETHING
CA:
the pile after that wwas intense though
CA:
i felt those paps for days
CG:
JEGUS FUCKWITTINGS PUKEBULBS
CA:
im surprised you didnt start cryin
CA:
lord knowws i did
CA:
remember
CG:
YEAH.
CA:
and then i laid you dowwn
CA:
softly
CA:
and shooshed you and reminded you that i wwasnt dead
CG:
I WASN'T GOING TO FUCKING DO IT IN THE SLAB ROOM AND I THINK IT JUST STUFFED UP MY WHOLE GODDAMN ANGUISH FLUID SYSTEM FOR A COUPLE NIGH--- OH MY GOD.
CA:
you didnt cry then though
CG:
I REMEMBER, DUMBASS, I WAS THERE, WE DON'T NEED AN EMBARRASSINGLY DETAILED PLAY BY PLAY RETELLING.
CA:
or if you did you hid it
CA:
i lovve recallin it
CA:
it wwas one a the better ones
CA:
they wwere all good
CA:
are all good
CG:
YEAH THAT'S TRUE.
CG:
GOD NOW I'M JUST. UGH. YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST, I SWEAR TO FUCK.
CA:
i wwas just goin twwo say
CA:
i pity you so fuckin much and one day im goin twwo go formal wwith you and its goin twwo be fuckin awwesome
CG:
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so hard


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