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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
CA:
obvvviously i wwas just pointin out howw ridiculous that statement wwas
CA:
and out a line
CA:
and wwhat does his moirail do
CA:
back the fuck dowwn like a howwlbeast wwith its tail between its legs
CA:
theyre wworthless
CG:
NO, HE MESSAGED ME. OFF THE MEMO.
CG:
BUT I DON'T REALLY FUCKING. EITHER WAY.
CA:
wwho messaged you
CG:
KTS
CA:
he should be talkin twwo his fuckin abusivve moirail
CA:
not you
CA:
wwhat did he say
CG:
HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON
CG:
TO TALK TO STAN.
CA:
oh so he hasnt done that yet
CA:
clearly
CG:
I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW.
CA:
this is the wworst
CG:
I'M GOING TO GO KILL SOME IMPS BEFORE I DO THE NEXT BEST THING AND JUST RIP HANDFULS OF MY HAIR OUT
CA:
shhh kar
CA:
its okay lovve
CA:
<> <> <>
CG:
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CG:
I'M STILL GOING TO GO KILL SOME IMPS.
CA:
good imagine they havve stans face on them
CA:
and if you need some paptime tonight you know i'm avvailable
CG:
YEAH.
CA:
stan is scum
CA:
and hed better not cross my path again
CG:
DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID.
CA:
define stupid
CG:
ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN GET EXCUSED FROM DOING BY ASKING ME TO DEFINE HOW DUMB IT IS.
CA:
oh
CA:
alright then
CG:
YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT
CA:
cod his moirail talks so fuckin much
CG:
OH MY FUCK RIGHT IT'S LIKE THIS ENDLESS, CEASELESS STREAM OF NOISE AND WORDS AND IMAGES WITH AN ACTUAL CONTENT RATIO RIVALING THAT OF LATE DAY SHOPPING NETWORKS THAT NEVER ACTUALLY SHIP ALL THE WAY DOWN TO ALTERNIA BUT WILL DEFINITELY SPEND FOUR HOURS OF YOUR EXISTENCE PRATTLING ON ABOUT HOW VALUABLE GETTING AN EXTRA PLASMA CHARGER FOR WHATEVER STUPID FUCKING GUNTYPE THEY WERE PEDDLING LIKE CHEAP USED FOUR WHEELED TRANSPORTATION DEVICES SALESTROLLS WOULD BE
CG:
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY NOBODY NEEDS TO SPEND PRECIOUS, UNRETURNABLE MINUTES SLOGGING THROUGH SENTENCES THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY GOING ANYWHERE
CA:
exactly i couldnt wword that better myself
CA:
also sol wwants twwo make twwo a me
CA:
and i dont knoww howw twwo take it
CG:
WHAT?!
CG:
HOW?
CA:
he wwas all
CA:
"man you should a kept your dead body"
CA:
and i wwas all
CA:
"eww wwhy"
CA:
and he wwas all
CA:
"wwhat do you mean wwhy"
CA:
or wwhatevver and
CG:
OH MY FUCKING SHIT
CA:
right i dont knoww howw twwo take it besides the obvvious
CG:
FUCK ZAHHAK FOR GIVING HIM THE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY UNTIL EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DOUBLED LIKE A BLITHERING IDIOT.
CA:
he said hed make out wwith himself
CA:
if he had a double
CG:
ERIDAN AMPORA
CG:
WHY THE FUCK
CG:
WHY
CA:
im just as appauled as you
CG:
THE
CG:
***********FUCK*********
CG:
NO YOU AREN'T
CA:
B(
CA:
glub
CG:
DON'T GLUB AT ME, EELFUCKER.
CA:
glub glub glub
CG:
MY LEVEL OF INTEREST IN YOUR SORDID INTEREST IN WATCHING SOLLUX FONDLE HIMSELF, LITERALLY
CG:
IS SO LOW
CG:
CONGRATULATIONS WE'VE BROKEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
CA:
i dont know howw you gathered that from wwhat i told you
CG:
|-:B
CA:
i need
CA:
a good slap twwo the face and a cold ablution
CG:
GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE SUB-FROZEN FOOD STORAGE HULL
CG:
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO FIND SOMETHING THAT REGISTERS AS COLD TO YOUR ICEBLOODED GLUTES
CA:
i think hes serious about makin double a himself
CG:
I KNOW I'M SERIOUS ABOUT NOT WANTING TO FUCKING KNOW
CG:
ALSO THAT'S THE WORST GODDAMN IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD OF HE'LL ENJOY IT FOR TWO MINUTES FLAT AND THEN JUST HATE IT
CA:
you realize wwhat that wwould mean
CA:
and yeah i already raised that issue
CG:
WHAT GRUBRITOS FLAVOR DID YOU ALCHEMIZE?
CA:
#m1x1tup!
CA:
the fire kind and the cool sun crunch
CG:
THAT SOUNDS HIDEOUS AND DISGUSTING
CA:
talkin twwo sol noww are you
CA:
theyre
CA:
not bad
CG:
WHAT COLOR ARE THEY?
CA:
red and blue
CA:
i made em twwo piss him off
CA:
but apparently im not allowwed twwo talk twwo you about this shit he rose a fit about me gossipin
CG:
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE DETAILS
CG:
I JUST WANTED THE CHIPS CODE
CG:
FOR LEGITIMATE PURPOSES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EITHER OF YOU
CA:
yeah go try them
CG:
YEAH THESE ARE COLORFUL ENOUGH I GUESS
CA:
oh
CA:
noww i get it
CA:
youre regifting my pitch gift twwo sol twwo ter
CA:
as a flush gift
CG:
I'M STOCKING UP THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS REGIFTING SHIT
CA:
shore
CG:
DAMN RIGHT SURE

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