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CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
CA: they fuckin intentionally wwrite fallacious shit twwo givve you all a false sense a security that youre eatin actual food
CA: i aint a fuckin pathetic piece a shit
CA: im an unfortunate vvictim of circumstance
CA: my food wwas essentially spiked
TA: ehehe ii thiink youre ba2iically fufiiliint piiece of 2hiit qualiifiicatiion2 here 2ince youre eatiing 2hiit.
TA: lowblood 2hiit or whatever ehehe.
TA: ii2 iit better than fancy2hiit friied 2ea whatever the fuck of the eveniing?
CA: no
CA: objectivvely
CA: since im awware that traditional troll panko cuisine is healthier and more substantial compared twwo mashed grubrito shit
TA: yeah that2 why youre crammiing more of my 2weet grubriito2 iinto your maw liike a retarded howlerea2t.
TA: want me two tran2fer the code2 for fiire2tarter flavor ehehe.
TA: or how about thou2and cool 2un crunch?
CA: wwhy havvent you thought a alchemizin them twwogether
CA: so that you get half wwith the bluespecks a cool sun crunch and half wwith the fire shit
CA: wwhich i assume is red
CA: cod evven your snacks match
TA: becau2e that2 fuckiing 2hiit! you cant miix flavor2.
TA: you 2tupiid pandamaged fuck2tiick.
CA: says wwho
CA: #m1%17up!
CA: there
TA: UGH.
CA: wwheres your cod noww
TA: UGH YOU BULGEHEAVIING MON2TROCIITY OF PUKE.
TA: THII2 II2 2O GRO22.
TA: iit2 liike a fuckiing volcano of red hot vomiit and blue fleck 2our BULL2HIIT.
TA: holy 2hiit.
CA: bet it tastes fuckin great
CA: its called ingenuity bulgesucker think outside a black and wwhite for a wwhile wwould you
TA: #l04FSPAM
CA: wwhat evven is this
CA: it looks like a block a somefin my dad hocked up
TA: try iit ehehe.
CA: this is FOOD
TA: yeah put iit iin your gapiing maw you louda22 piiece of 2hiit.
CA: you have twwo tell me wwhat it is first
TA: nope ehehe.
CA: i cant believve im going twwo eat this
TA: iit2 lowblood cuii2iine, ii thought youd want two try iit 2iince youre a fuckiing connoiisseur now.
CA: fine fine givve me a second
CA: ugh no
CA: no no no no
CA: evven i havve a limit
TA: it2
TA: grubloaf 2pam.
CA: it taste like they - yup
CA: i kneww it
TA: you knew 2hiit.
TA: now eat your fuckiing 2pam ehehehe.
CA: i bet they threww in all the shit that doesnt get used in grubcakes and congealed it in one mass
CA: wwait
TA: what the 2hiit do you thiink 2pam ii2 bulgeweed.
CA: thats exactly wwhat this wwas wwasnt it
CA: and they add all this bullshit flavvor twwo it twwo make it taste like fuckin
CA: troll bacon heavven
CA: oh fuck wwhat if you fry this shit
CA: hold on
TA: ii dont fuckiing know, ii dont really eat iit.
TA: iit2 two gro22.
CA: so wwait
CA: you dont like it
CA: #fry5p4m!
CA: try this
CA: wwith this
CA: #r3d54uc3
TA: iim not puttiing gro22 2hiit iin my mouth, that2 your job.
TA: what ii2 iit?
CA: i fried it
CA: and slathered it wwith uh
CA: secret grubsauce
CA: and if i wwas there shore i'd shovve it dowwn your mutant throat
CA: you and your oral fixation
TA: hey iim not the one fuckiing eatiing every 2trange piiece of bull2hiit that pop2 out of the alchemiizer.
CA: arent you gettin fuckin bored a the same shit wwe brought wwith us
TA: nope.
CA: im trying twwo mix it up a bit - oh fuck you
CA: you get bored a everyfin else
TA: grubriito2 are 2peciial ehehe.
CA: because theyre literally crack
CA: and youre clearly addicted
TA: iit2 not fuckiing 2opor you 2hiit2ponged fuckpod.
CA: im going twwo havve twwo put you through rehab
CA: strap you dowwn wwhen you get twwo out a control
CA: get your fuckin life back on track
TA: wow ii2 that a 2exy fanta2y of your2?
CA: no i meant
TA: you fuckiing hiighblood piiece of garbage.
CA: no fuck you i literally
CA: havve you not seen wwhat goes dowwn at sopor rehabili
CA: wwhatevver fine
CA: go on thinkin that
TA: protiip: II DONT EAT 2OPOR 2o wow no, what a fuckiing revelatiion!
CA: no but you eat shit thats probably soaked in it before mass produced twwo the public
TA: holy 2hiit ii dont bereef iit iit2 almo2t liike the number of fuck2 ii giive are down iinto the 2iingle diigit2!
TA: waiit for iit.
TA: theyre droppiing ju2t a liittle biit.
TA: yep there they go. zero.
CA: fine havve fun wwindin up as pandamaged and vvile as gam from your access consumption of shit food
CA: but dont drag me into it im already deep enough
CA: you probably get off on it
TA: yeah iit2 a great party over here watchiing you eat your fuckiing word2 becau2e youre addiicted two lowblood grub ehehehe.
TA: not goiing two liie there.
CA: if anyfin it just provves my point
CA: just because it tastes good doesnt mean its not shit
TA: iit al2o prove2 youre a hypocriitiical douchecanoe.
TA: but everyone already knew that.
CA: i still eat my fuckin meat
CA: as you should but i guess wwe cant let you havve lazor eyes and muscles
CA: is that wwhat the eq robots for
CA: for you twwo continually feel sorry for yourself'
CA: since that is a favvorite past time a yours
CA: also givve me the code for mindhoney
TA: wtf no.
TA: you pandamaged chuteliicker.
CA: havve you not thought a wweaponizin it
TA: and yeah wow hii2 cyborg cant fuckiing PO22IIBLY be for any other rea2on than two be an elaborate fuckiing alarm 2y2tem ju2t iin ca2e ii forget what a 2hiitpanned fuckup ii am OF COUR2E.
TA: no beca2ue you dont ever eat the miindhoney 2hiit2taiin.
TA: diidnt you learn that 2hiit yet?
TA: or were you not a biig enough giiberiing one troll 2how retard two driive that me22age home?
TA: iit doe2nt ca2e that bad a reactiion iin 2tupiid a22hole2.
CA: its not for me twwig limbs
CA: thats wwhy i said wweaponizin
CA: and i cant think a any other reason wwhy youd help out the fucker wwho told me himself he sees you as nothin but a future battery
TA: beca2ue iit2 fuckiing awe2eome ii2 why.
TA: iim not doiing iit two giive eq a grubfuckiing 2trong wiiggly or whatever the 2hiit.
CA: you betta not be
TA: go get your gro22 corp2e and iill help make a double ed two ehehehe.
TA: holy 2hiit thatd be awe2ome.
CA: oh my cod howw fuckin so
TA: what the 2hiit do you mean how.
TA: becau2e iitd be a double you dumbfuck.
CA: you can't copy perfection
TA: wow.
TA: brb whiile ii fuckiing neckbea2tdriive off thii2 fuckiing buiildiing.
CA: besides i dont knoww wwhat happened twwo it
TA: yeah ii thiink iit got comboed iinto your god tiier form.
CA: shame maybe it wwould havve been cool
TA: yeah.
TA: 2hiit when we fiind the doom que2t bed we 2hould 2tab my pro2piit 2elf on iit iin2tead of thii2 body.
TA: ii bet iid get two keep both then.
TA: fuck do you thiink thatd work?
TA: kkd fliip a 2hameglobe ehehehe.
CA: the wworld cant handle twwo a you
CA: theres not enough patience for that
CA: but i cant imagine wwhy it wwouldnt wwork
CA: i mean youre still alivve
CA: god kar wwouldnt knoww wwhat twwo fuckin think
CA: oh shit i coulda kept my fuckin robot eye in the other clone and you couldnt take on that vversion a me and this one
CA: wwe wwouldnt be able twwo use your coon neither
CA: luckily for us mines a lot fuckin bigger and wwe alwways havve the den
TA: holy 2hiit do not even briing that dii2gu2tiing mon2trociity of bull2hiit up.
TA: thii2 entiire conver2atiion ii2 beiing purged from the record.
CA: you havvent evven seen it yet
TA: iit never happened.
TA: iive heard enough bull2hiit from you two know better.
TA: nobody fuckiing call2 2hiit the MAMMAL DEN and expect2 anythiing good two happen.
CA: no you absolutely insinuated that you wwanted twwo a me and i cant think a any other reason wwhy
TA: what do you keep 2ome growlbea2t 2kiin rug2 iin there two>
TA: whoa 2peciial deliivery:
TA: fuck you!
CA: no sol
CA: imagine wwe do get twwo cull your prospit self on the quest bed
CA: and there are twwo a you
CA: and wwe manage twwo find my dead body somewwhere
TA: yeah and then ii get twiice a2 much 2hiit done.
TA: by beiing twiice a2 awe2ome at
TA: fuckiing grub2hiit what.
CA: you knoww exactly wwhere im going wwith this i dont evven havve twwo say it
TA: wow thii2 ii2 2ome fuckiing b rated hatefuck fliick materiial riight here.
CA: b movvies are underrated
CA: bee*
TA: hatchclone2 uniited featureiing no le22 than four fuckiing iinapropriiate paiiliing 2cene2.
CA: twwice the fun four times the pleasure
TA: let2 bee fuckiing real here iif there were two of me and a 2hiitgrubbiing makeout 2e22iion goiing on youd be the odd troll out 2orry two 2ay ehehe.
CA: oh my fuck are you glubbin serious
CA: youd actually make out wwith yourshelf
TA: of cour2e, you fuckiing thiink iid piick your ugly faceplate over me? ehehehe.
CA: my faceplates restored twwo its original condition wwhich is - surprise surprise - flawwless
CA: youd probably get your mouths stuck together wwith all the mismatched teeth
CA: and I'd havve twwo pry you off each other
TA: 2tiill not a2 hot a2 double goldblood actiion.
TA: 2orry two 2ay.
TA: jeallou2? 8| 8|
CA: jealous a bein hissed at from both directions wwith grubrito bits flyin from one end twwo another
CA: hardly
CA: id hate twwo wwatch you twwo play mariokart against each other
CA: scratch that id lovve it
CA: youd get in a nerd fight and then immediately sulk about it
CA: it wwould be hilarious
CA: and so fuckin sad
CA: actually it wwould be pretty fuckin gross
CA: congratulations
CA: you turned somefin potentially hot into a fuckin mess
TA: wow yeah thank2 for fuckiing kiiliing the mood.
TA: nothiing better than 2hiitiing all over an awe2ome iidea becau2e OH WAIIT iim iinvolved iin iit 2o no 2hiit iitll turn out terriible.
CA: see this is exactly wwhat wwould happen
TA: FUCK YOU.
CA: thats betta
TA: protiip: doublemakeout2 are 2hiit hotter than you. even wiith a 2teamiing piile of 2uckage on top.
CA: nevver said it wwasnt
CA: the challenge wwould probably be gettin you twwo be interested in yourself long enough for it twwo be sexy and not sad
CA: i guess thats wwhere i come in
CA: oh shit that means theres four a them
TA: jegu2 fuck.
CA: howw close are you twwo your denizen anywway
CA: is your quest bed and this possible situation somefin in our near future
TA: 2hould be able two 2tart 2oon.
TA: and there2 no fuckiing our iin there.
TA: unliike 2ome people iim not a flamiing moron who2 goiing two bleed out iin a 2hitty chapel.
CA: you said "wwe" up there wwhen talkin about your quest bed
CA: i wwas just goin off you
CA: and fuck you id like twwo see howw easily you defeat your denizen wwhen its ten times harder than originally designed
TA: probably ea2iier than your2.
CA: thats because i played on hardmode
CA: youre a lazy fuck and got an easy planet
CA: wwith floatin brains as consorts
TA: yeah thank fuck ii got ONE thiing iin thii2 whole fuckiing game that ii2nt a bag of bulge2 upturned over my head.
TA: fuckiing great job there.
CA: kars already freakin out ovver the idea a you makin yourself a double
CA: and hes givvin me shit for it twwo but wwhats neww
TA: holy fuckiing 2hiit diid you TELL hiim about thii2 2hiit????
TA: oh my fuck.
TA: what ii2 wrong wiith you??
TA: you 2hiitpanned fuck2tiick!
CA: not the pitch shit
CA: just your fuckin thing wwith eqs clone and then your idea a cullin the prospit clone
TA: EVERYTHIING IIN THII2 2HIITGRUBBIING WIINDOW II2 PIITCH2HIIT YOU FLAMIING RETARD.
TA: THII2 II2 LIITERALLY A PIITCH SOLIITIICATIION THAT II AM 2HIITIING OUT AT YOU.
TA: FUCK.
CA: WWHICH I FUCKIN ACCEPTED AND SPARED HIM OF
TA: youre the fuckiing wor2t you nook2taiin.
TA: fuck you.
CA: YOU'RE the one wwho initially said "oh man kk wwould totally fliip out"
CA: and then i wwas like ‘oh shit wwould’ he and
CA: yes youre right he wwould
TA: THAT WA2 A FUCKIING THEORETIICAL VOLLEY OF BULL2HIIT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKIING HAPPEN BECAUSE PROTIIP II DONT HAVE A ROBOT CLONE.
TA: FUCK!
TA: oh my 2hiit you told hiim about makiing out wiith my fuckiing nonexii2tant robot clone.
CA: NO
CA: wwait
CA: yeah i did
TA: wow that2 a pretty emphatiic fuckiing no for 2omeone who TOTALLY DIID becau2e hey look what2 thii2? a me22age from kk 2ayiing you diid EXACTLY THAT yeah that2 what ii thought!
TA: fuckiing.
TA: fuck2tiick.
TA: 2hiit2taiin.
TA: fuck what el2e do you fuckiing go22iip about?
CA: about just as fuckin much as you and he probably glub about me!
TA: ii dont glub about 2hiit wiith hiim!
CA: you used twwo
CA: wwhat happened
TA: becau2e gue22 what he2 not my fuckiing moiiraiil!
CA: he told me you did
TA: you fuckiing quadranted wiith him you 2hiitfuck!
CA: no fuckin shit but youre still his best friend
TA: iim not goiing two fuckiing go22iip two 2omeone el2e2 moiiraiil you unreal fuckpod.
CA: fine /I/ wwas under the assumption that you both glubbed about evveryfin
CA: do you evven knoww about his reddate wwith ter
CA: and for the record no i dont talk about our fuckin pitch dates
TA: yeah ii fuckiing do.
TA: 2o what.
CA: good at least youre talkin
TA: are you goiing two throw a fii2hy fiit about iit?
CA: wwhy wwould i throww a fit about it
CA: its fuckin fine
TA: why do you fuckiing do anythiing?
TA: you fliip you 2hiit when ii talk two much two kk.
TA: you fliip your fuckiing 2hiit when ii dont.
TA: jegu2 2hiit are you 2ure you arent the dualiity one here?
CA: wwell you havve rubbed off on me more wways than one
TA: fuck you, iim not iin the mood anymore.
TA: are you actually fuckiing bothered by thii2?
TA: or ii2 thii2 2ome wiiggler grade piitch 2chemiing gone bad?
CA: no i fuckin lovve it wwhen i screww the fuck up and kill the fuckin buzz wwe have goin on
CA: a course i am
TA: ii dont know youre fuckiing 2tupiid enough two thiink that 2ort of 2cheme miight work.
CA: i knoww you wwell enough noww twwo knoww wwhat wworks and wwhat doesnt
CA: i just dont knoww howw your and kars relationships evvolvved noww that evveryones quadranted wwith evveryone else
CA: i wwont talk twwo him about this shit anymore evven if its just me getting amped up ovver
CA: wwhatevver
TA: the fuck doe2 that wordvomiit even mean.
TA: how what fuckiing EVVOLVVED.
TA: iit2 not a fuckiing pokemonbea2t you fucka22.
CA: at one point in time karkat told me you used twwo vvent twwo each other about my bs
CA: and i wwas like "wwell twwo can play at that game" for a wwhile and
CA: clearly thats not the case
TA: yeah you mean back when you were a RAGIING FUCKUP?
CA: i thought you alwways thought i wwas a ragin fuckin up
TA: yeah well you were more of a fuckup.
CA: i dont talk twwo him about this shit because im makin fun a you
TA: except when you fuckiing bled two death on your que2tbed that wa2 a pretty biig fuckup there you dumba22.
CA: you couldnt evven lift my gun
CA: or think twwo use your powwers twwo do it
CA: wwhos the fuck up there
TA: gun2 are for wiiggler2.
CA: throwwin stars are for wweebs
CA: sometimes i glub twwo him about us because im
CA: really fuckin content wwith wwhere wwe are
CA: thats all
CA: theres more reason twwo hate you wwith evvery passin day
CA: its pretty fuckin cool
TA: yeah
TA: hate you two but HOLY 2HIIT dont fuckiing talk two hiim about 2hiitgrubbiing makiing out and paiil2 you pandamaged toolbag.
CA: i nevver talk twwo him about pails
CA: i think the only time that happened is wwhen i jokingly offered him one before his date wwith ter as a gag
CA: he flipped out
CA: it wwas funny
CA: and i dont evven talk twwo him about makin out this wwas just
CA: yeah ill
CA: stop
TA: yeah good.
TA: fuck2tiick.
CA: shittwwit
CA: evven if you dont wwant me at your questbed youll still tell me wwhen you get there right
TA: iif ii feel liike iit.
TA: or maybe iill ju2t 2how up iin wiing2 and beat your glute2 down without tryiing.
CA: if you can evven figure them out
CA: knowwin you youll get twwo pairs and theyll be useless
CA: pitch for you
TA: <3<
CA: okay ill return the favvor you wwouldnt fuckin believve wwhat kars doin - hes regifting my pitch gift of alchemized grubritos twwo you as a flush gift twwo ter
TA:
holy fuckiing 2hiit ehehehehe wow he2 actually doiing iit?
CA: yup
TA: fuckiing amaziing.
CA: chalkin it up twwo "stockin up"
TA: hopefully 2he doe2nt punch hiim iin the fuckiing faceplate.
CA: oh i wwont tell her it’s a regift
CA: i aint tellin shit twwo no one anymore
TA: 2he ha2 2hiitgrubbiing iin2ane ta2te though 2o maybe 2hell liike your gro22 bull2hiit.
CA: it all taste the fuckin same
CA: newwsflash
CA: its all the same flavvor just masked in different dust
CA: so go run and tell that
CA: homeboy
CA: <3<
--ca stopped trolling ta --
CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
CA: they fuckin intentionally wwrite fallacious shit twwo givve you all a false sense a security that youre eatin actual food
CA: i aint a fuckin pathetic piece a shit
CA: im an unfortunate vvictim of circumstance
CA: my food wwas essentially spiked
TA: ehehe ii thiink youre ba2iically fufiiliint piiece of 2hiit qualiifiicatiion2 here 2ince youre eatiing 2hiit.
TA: lowblood 2hiit or whatever ehehe.
TA: ii2 iit better than fancy2hiit friied 2ea whatever the fuck of the eveniing?
CA: no
CA: objectivvely
CA: since im awware that traditional troll panko cuisine is healthier and more substantial compared twwo mashed grubrito shit
TA: yeah that2 why youre crammiing more of my 2weet grubriito2 iinto your maw liike a retarded howlerea2t.
TA: want me two tran2fer the code2 for fiire2tarter flavor ehehe.
TA: or how about thou2and cool 2un crunch?
CA: wwhy havvent you thought a alchemizin them twwogether
CA: so that you get half wwith the bluespecks a cool sun crunch and half wwith the fire shit
CA: wwhich i assume is red
CA: cod evven your snacks match
TA: becau2e that2 fuckiing 2hiit! you cant miix flavor2.
TA: you 2tupiid pandamaged fuck2tiick.
CA: says wwho
CA: #m1%17up!
CA: there
TA: UGH.
CA: wwheres your cod noww
TA: UGH YOU BULGEHEAVIING MON2TROCIITY OF PUKE.
TA: THII2 II2 2O GRO22.
TA: iit2 liike a fuckiing volcano of red hot vomiit and blue fleck 2our BULL2HIIT.
TA: holy 2hiit.
CA: bet it tastes fuckin great
CA: its called ingenuity bulgesucker think outside a black and wwhite for a wwhile wwould you
TA: #l04FSPAM
CA: wwhat evven is this
CA: it looks like a block a somefin my dad hocked up
TA: try iit ehehe.
CA: this is FOOD
TA: yeah put iit iin your gapiing maw you louda22 piiece of 2hiit.
CA: you have twwo tell me wwhat it is first
TA: nope ehehe.
CA: i cant believve im going twwo eat this
TA: iit2 lowblood cuii2iine, ii thought youd want two try iit 2iince youre a fuckiing connoiisseur now.
CA: fine fine givve me a second
CA: ugh no
CA: no no no no
CA: evven i havve a limit
TA: it2
TA: grubloaf 2pam.
CA: it taste like they - yup
CA: i kneww it
TA: you knew 2hiit.
TA: now eat your fuckiing 2pam ehehehe.
CA: i bet they threww in all the shit that doesnt get used in grubcakes and congealed it in one mass
CA: wwait
TA: what the 2hiit do you thiink 2pam ii2 bulgeweed.
CA: thats exactly wwhat this wwas wwasnt it
CA: and they add all this bullshit flavvor twwo it twwo make it taste like fuckin
CA: troll bacon heavven
CA: oh fuck wwhat if you fry this shit
CA: hold on
TA: ii dont fuckiing know, ii dont really eat iit.
TA: iit2 two gro22.
CA: so wwait
CA: you dont like it
CA: #fry5p4m!
CA: try this
CA: wwith this
CA: #r3d54uc3
TA: iim not puttiing gro22 2hiit iin my mouth, that2 your job.
TA: what ii2 iit?
CA: i fried it
CA: and slathered it wwith uh
CA: secret grubsauce
CA: and if i wwas there shore i'd shovve it dowwn your mutant throat
CA: you and your oral fixation
TA: hey iim not the one fuckiing eatiing every 2trange piiece of bull2hiit that pop2 out of the alchemiizer.
CA: arent you gettin fuckin bored a the same shit wwe brought wwith us
TA: nope.
CA: im trying twwo mix it up a bit - oh fuck you
CA: you get bored a everyfin else
TA: grubriito2 are 2peciial ehehe.
CA: because theyre literally crack
CA: and youre clearly addicted
TA: iit2 not fuckiing 2opor you 2hiit2ponged fuckpod.
CA: im going twwo havve twwo put you through rehab
CA: strap you dowwn wwhen you get twwo out a control
CA: get your fuckin life back on track
TA: wow ii2 that a 2exy fanta2y of your2?
CA: no i meant
TA: you fuckiing hiighblood piiece of garbage.
CA: no fuck you i literally
CA: havve you not seen wwhat goes dowwn at sopor rehabili
CA: wwhatevver fine
CA: go on thinkin that
TA: protiip: II DONT EAT 2OPOR 2o wow no, what a fuckiing revelatiion!
CA: no but you eat shit thats probably soaked in it before mass produced twwo the public
TA: holy 2hiit ii dont bereef iit iit2 almo2t liike the number of fuck2 ii giive are down iinto the 2iingle diigit2!
TA: waiit for iit.
TA: theyre droppiing ju2t a liittle biit.
TA: yep there they go. zero.
CA: fine havve fun wwindin up as pandamaged and vvile as gam from your access consumption of shit food
CA: but dont drag me into it im already deep enough
CA: you probably get off on it
TA: yeah iit2 a great party over here watchiing you eat your fuckiing word2 becau2e youre addiicted two lowblood grub ehehehe.
TA: not goiing two liie there.
CA: if anyfin it just provves my point
CA: just because it tastes good doesnt mean its not shit
TA: iit al2o prove2 youre a hypocriitiical douchecanoe.
TA: but everyone already knew that.
CA: i still eat my fuckin meat
CA: as you should but i guess wwe cant let you havve lazor eyes and muscles
CA: is that wwhat the eq robots for
CA: for you twwo continually feel sorry for yourself'
CA: since that is a favvorite past time a yours
CA: also givve me the code for mindhoney
TA: wtf no.
TA: you pandamaged chuteliicker.
CA: havve you not thought a wweaponizin it
TA: and yeah wow hii2 cyborg cant fuckiing PO22IIBLY be for any other rea2on than two be an elaborate fuckiing alarm 2y2tem ju2t iin ca2e ii forget what a 2hiitpanned fuckup ii am OF COUR2E.
TA: no beca2ue you dont ever eat the miindhoney 2hiit2taiin.
TA: diidnt you learn that 2hiit yet?
TA: or were you not a biig enough giiberiing one troll 2how retard two driive that me22age home?
TA: iit doe2nt ca2e that bad a reactiion iin 2tupiid a22hole2.
CA: its not for me twwig limbs
CA: thats wwhy i said wweaponizin
CA: and i cant think a any other reason wwhy youd help out the fucker wwho told me himself he sees you as nothin but a future battery
TA: beca2ue iit2 fuckiing awe2eome ii2 why.
TA: iim not doiing iit two giive eq a grubfuckiing 2trong wiiggly or whatever the 2hiit.
CA: you betta not be
TA: go get your gro22 corp2e and iill help make a double ed two ehehehe.
TA: holy 2hiit thatd be awe2ome.
CA: oh my cod howw fuckin so
TA: what the 2hiit do you mean how.
TA: becau2e iitd be a double you dumbfuck.
CA: you can't copy perfection
TA: wow.
TA: brb whiile ii fuckiing neckbea2tdriive off thii2 fuckiing buiildiing.
CA: besides i dont knoww wwhat happened twwo it
TA: yeah ii thiink iit got comboed iinto your god tiier form.
CA: shame maybe it wwould havve been cool
TA: yeah.
TA: 2hiit when we fiind the doom que2t bed we 2hould 2tab my pro2piit 2elf on iit iin2tead of thii2 body.
TA: ii bet iid get two keep both then.
TA: fuck do you thiink thatd work?
TA: kkd fliip a 2hameglobe ehehehe.
CA: the wworld cant handle twwo a you
CA: theres not enough patience for that
CA: but i cant imagine wwhy it wwouldnt wwork
CA: i mean youre still alivve
CA: god kar wwouldnt knoww wwhat twwo fuckin think
CA: oh shit i coulda kept my fuckin robot eye in the other clone and you couldnt take on that vversion a me and this one
CA: wwe wwouldnt be able twwo use your coon neither
CA: luckily for us mines a lot fuckin bigger and wwe alwways havve the den
TA: holy 2hiit do not even briing that dii2gu2tiing mon2trociity of bull2hiit up.
TA: thii2 entiire conver2atiion ii2 beiing purged from the record.
CA: you havvent evven seen it yet
TA: iit never happened.
TA: iive heard enough bull2hiit from you two know better.
TA: nobody fuckiing call2 2hiit the MAMMAL DEN and expect2 anythiing good two happen.
CA: no you absolutely insinuated that you wwanted twwo a me and i cant think a any other reason wwhy
TA: what do you keep 2ome growlbea2t 2kiin rug2 iin there two>
TA: whoa 2peciial deliivery:
TA: fuck you!
CA: no sol
CA: imagine wwe do get twwo cull your prospit self on the quest bed
CA: and there are twwo a you
CA: and wwe manage twwo find my dead body somewwhere
TA: yeah and then ii get twiice a2 much 2hiit done.
TA: by beiing twiice a2 awe2ome at
TA: fuckiing grub2hiit what.
CA: you knoww exactly wwhere im going wwith this i dont evven havve twwo say it
TA: wow thii2 ii2 2ome fuckiing b rated hatefuck fliick materiial riight here.
CA: b movvies are underrated
CA: bee*
TA: hatchclone2 uniited featureiing no le22 than four fuckiing iinapropriiate paiiliing 2cene2.
CA: twwice the fun four times the pleasure
TA: let2 bee fuckiing real here iif there were two of me and a 2hiitgrubbiing makeout 2e22iion goiing on youd be the odd troll out 2orry two 2ay ehehe.
CA: oh my fuck are you glubbin serious
CA: youd actually make out wwith yourshelf
TA: of cour2e, you fuckiing thiink iid piick your ugly faceplate over me? ehehehe.
CA: my faceplates restored twwo its original condition wwhich is - surprise surprise - flawwless
CA: youd probably get your mouths stuck together wwith all the mismatched teeth
CA: and I'd havve twwo pry you off each other
TA: 2tiill not a2 hot a2 double goldblood actiion.
TA: 2orry two 2ay.
TA: jeallou2? 8| 8|
CA: jealous a bein hissed at from both directions wwith grubrito bits flyin from one end twwo another
CA: hardly
CA: id hate twwo wwatch you twwo play mariokart against each other
CA: scratch that id lovve it
CA: youd get in a nerd fight and then immediately sulk about it
CA: it wwould be hilarious
CA: and so fuckin sad
CA: actually it wwould be pretty fuckin gross
CA: congratulations
CA: you turned somefin potentially hot into a fuckin mess
TA: wow yeah thank2 for fuckiing kiiliing the mood.
TA: nothiing better than 2hiitiing all over an awe2ome iidea becau2e OH WAIIT iim iinvolved iin iit 2o no 2hiit iitll turn out terriible.
CA: see this is exactly wwhat wwould happen
TA: FUCK YOU.
CA: thats betta
TA: protiip: doublemakeout2 are 2hiit hotter than you. even wiith a 2teamiing piile of 2uckage on top.
CA: nevver said it wwasnt
CA: the challenge wwould probably be gettin you twwo be interested in yourself long enough for it twwo be sexy and not sad
CA: i guess thats wwhere i come in
CA: oh shit that means theres four a them
TA: jegu2 fuck.
CA: howw close are you twwo your denizen anywway
CA: is your quest bed and this possible situation somefin in our near future
TA: 2hould be able two 2tart 2oon.
TA: and there2 no fuckiing our iin there.
TA: unliike 2ome people iim not a flamiing moron who2 goiing two bleed out iin a 2hitty chapel.
CA: you said "wwe" up there wwhen talkin about your quest bed
CA: i wwas just goin off you
CA: and fuck you id like twwo see howw easily you defeat your denizen wwhen its ten times harder than originally designed
TA: probably ea2iier than your2.
CA: thats because i played on hardmode
CA: youre a lazy fuck and got an easy planet
CA: wwith floatin brains as consorts
TA: yeah thank fuck ii got ONE thiing iin thii2 whole fuckiing game that ii2nt a bag of bulge2 upturned over my head.
TA: fuckiing great job there.
CA: kars already freakin out ovver the idea a you makin yourself a double
CA: and hes givvin me shit for it twwo but wwhats neww
TA: holy fuckiing 2hiit diid you TELL hiim about thii2 2hiit????
TA: oh my fuck.
TA: what ii2 wrong wiith you??
TA: you 2hiitpanned fuck2tiick!
CA: not the pitch shit
CA: just your fuckin thing wwith eqs clone and then your idea a cullin the prospit clone
TA: EVERYTHIING IIN THII2 2HIITGRUBBIING WIINDOW II2 PIITCH2HIIT YOU FLAMIING RETARD.
TA: THII2 II2 LIITERALLY A PIITCH SOLIITIICATIION THAT II AM 2HIITIING OUT AT YOU.
TA: FUCK.
CA: WWHICH I FUCKIN ACCEPTED AND SPARED HIM OF
TA: youre the fuckiing wor2t you nook2taiin.
TA: fuck you.
CA: YOU'RE the one wwho initially said "oh man kk wwould totally fliip out"
CA: and then i wwas like ‘oh shit wwould’ he and
CA: yes youre right he wwould
TA: THAT WA2 A FUCKIING THEORETIICAL VOLLEY OF BULL2HIIT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKIING HAPPEN BECAUSE PROTIIP II DONT HAVE A ROBOT CLONE.
TA: FUCK!
TA: oh my 2hiit you told hiim about makiing out wiith my fuckiing nonexii2tant robot clone.
CA: NO
CA: wwait
CA: yeah i did
TA: wow that2 a pretty emphatiic fuckiing no for 2omeone who TOTALLY DIID becau2e hey look what2 thii2? a me22age from kk 2ayiing you diid EXACTLY THAT yeah that2 what ii thought!
TA: fuckiing.
TA: fuck2tiick.
TA: 2hiit2taiin.
TA: fuck what el2e do you fuckiing go22iip about?
CA: about just as fuckin much as you and he probably glub about me!
TA: ii dont glub about 2hiit wiith hiim!
CA: you used twwo
CA: wwhat happened
TA: becau2e gue22 what he2 not my fuckiing moiiraiil!
CA: he told me you did
TA: you fuckiing quadranted wiith him you 2hiitfuck!
CA: no fuckin shit but youre still his best friend
TA: iim not goiing two fuckiing go22iip two 2omeone el2e2 moiiraiil you unreal fuckpod.
CA: fine /I/ wwas under the assumption that you both glubbed about evveryfin
CA: do you evven knoww about his reddate wwith ter
CA: and for the record no i dont talk about our fuckin pitch dates
TA: yeah ii fuckiing do.
TA: 2o what.
CA: good at least youre talkin
TA: are you goiing two throw a fii2hy fiit about iit?
CA: wwhy wwould i throww a fit about it
CA: its fuckin fine
TA: why do you fuckiing do anythiing?
TA: you fliip you 2hiit when ii talk two much two kk.
TA: you fliip your fuckiing 2hiit when ii dont.
TA: jegu2 2hiit are you 2ure you arent the dualiity one here?
CA: wwell you havve rubbed off on me more wways than one
TA: fuck you, iim not iin the mood anymore.
TA: are you actually fuckiing bothered by thii2?
TA: or ii2 thii2 2ome wiiggler grade piitch 2chemiing gone bad?
CA: no i fuckin lovve it wwhen i screww the fuck up and kill the fuckin buzz wwe have goin on
CA: a course i am
TA: ii dont know youre fuckiing 2tupiid enough two thiink that 2ort of 2cheme miight work.
CA: i knoww you wwell enough noww twwo knoww wwhat wworks and wwhat doesnt
CA: i just dont knoww howw your and kars relationships evvolvved noww that evveryones quadranted wwith evveryone else
CA: i wwont talk twwo him about this shit anymore evven if its just me getting amped up ovver
CA: wwhatevver
TA: the fuck doe2 that wordvomiit even mean.
TA: how what fuckiing EVVOLVVED.
TA: iit2 not a fuckiing pokemonbea2t you fucka22.
CA: at one point in time karkat told me you used twwo vvent twwo each other about my bs
CA: and i wwas like "wwell twwo can play at that game" for a wwhile and
CA: clearly thats not the case
TA: yeah you mean back when you were a RAGIING FUCKUP?
CA: i thought you alwways thought i wwas a ragin fuckin up
TA: yeah well you were more of a fuckup.
CA: i dont talk twwo him about this shit because im makin fun a you
TA: except when you fuckiing bled two death on your que2tbed that wa2 a pretty biig fuckup there you dumba22.
CA: you couldnt evven lift my gun
CA: or think twwo use your powwers twwo do it
CA: wwhos the fuck up there
TA: gun2 are for wiiggler2.
CA: throwwin stars are for wweebs
CA: sometimes i glub twwo him about us because im
CA: really fuckin content wwith wwhere wwe are
CA: thats all
CA: theres more reason twwo hate you wwith evvery passin day
CA: its pretty fuckin cool
TA: yeah
TA: hate you two but HOLY 2HIIT dont fuckiing talk two hiim about 2hiitgrubbiing makiing out and paiil2 you pandamaged toolbag.
CA: i nevver talk twwo him about pails
CA: i think the only time that happened is wwhen i jokingly offered him one before his date wwith ter as a gag
CA: he flipped out
CA: it wwas funny
CA: and i dont evven talk twwo him about makin out this wwas just
CA: yeah ill
CA: stop
TA: yeah good.
TA: fuck2tiick.
CA: shittwwit
CA: evven if you dont wwant me at your questbed youll still tell me wwhen you get there right
TA: iif ii feel liike iit.
TA: or maybe iill ju2t 2how up iin wiing2 and beat your glute2 down without tryiing.
CA: if you can evven figure them out
CA: knowwin you youll get twwo pairs and theyll be useless
CA: pitch for you
TA: <3<
CA: okay ill return the favvor you wwouldnt fuckin believve wwhat kars doin - hes regifting my pitch gift of alchemized grubritos twwo you as a flush gift twwo ter
TA:
holy fuckiing 2hiit ehehehehe wow he2 actually doiing iit?
CA: yup
TA: fuckiing amaziing.
CA: chalkin it up twwo "stockin up"
TA: hopefully 2he doe2nt punch hiim iin the fuckiing faceplate.
CA: oh i wwont tell her it’s a regift
CA: i aint tellin shit twwo no one anymore
TA: 2he ha2 2hiitgrubbiing iin2ane ta2te though 2o maybe 2hell liike your gro22 bull2hiit.
CA: it all taste the fuckin same
CA: newwsflash
CA: its all the same flavvor just masked in different dust
CA: so go run and tell that
CA: homeboy
CA: <3<
--ca stopped trolling ta --
