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kar
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HEY
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do you havve time soon to talk ovver late grubmeal
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I WAS GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING CLEARING OUT SOME BULLSHIT DUNGEON OF ITS ASSORTED OBNOXIOUS INHABITANTS AND THEIR INTOLERABLE SHRIEKING, BUT I GUESS I CAN PUT THAT INCREDIBLY VITAL TASK OFF
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no i mean
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wwhen you havve time obvviously
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FUCKING SHITGRUBS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING DUNGEON
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
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somefin
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i found out today about the humans
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WOW WHAT A HELPFUL AND DESCRIPTIVE ANSWER
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WHAT ABOUT THEM
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and howw theyre tied to us
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through our signs
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no kar not our aspect
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our actual
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signs
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I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THEY'RE ENTWINED IN OUR GODDAMN GAME MORE THAN USUAL-- OUR
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TROLL SIGNS.
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yes
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wwithout prompting they kneww wwhat our signs wwere
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and howw they correlate to the hemospectrum
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in the right order
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and evven our fuckin sigils
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they say our specific signs line up wwith their vversion a the zodiac
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...REALLY.
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for instance the princesses "sign: is pieces wwhich is another wway to say "piexes" apparently
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and itrs sign is aradia's and they call it "aries"
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the dirt humans is vvris'
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and im sorry but the fat human has yours
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OH SHIT, YEAH, HE WAS FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT SHIT IN THE MEMO
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IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
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but he kneww about the crab thing
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I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST STAN BEING A WEEPING SORE ON THE ASS OF PURE IGNORANCE
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i dont knoww wwhat this means
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but
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through this i
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got a hunch about somefin
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WAS IT HOW FUCKING IDIOTIC HUMAN SOCIETY APPARENTLY IS IF THEY'RE STEALING A BUNCH OF USELESS ASSHOLE'S SIGNS AND CLAIMING DIBS TO THEM LIKE SHITTY SNEAKTHEIVES
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BECAUSE ANYONE WITH WORKING OCULAR SOCKETS COULD HAVE SEEN THAT
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wwell obvviously
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but the fact that they just kneww is just
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fuckin odd
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and he put you in betwween sol and nep
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not in the front like wwe normally
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do
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evveryone else wwas in order
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so that got me thinkin and
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kar
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he put you in order too
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didnt he
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WAIT.
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WHICH ORDER?
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kar
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its okay
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i mean
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i cant fuckin believve it but
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NO WAIT, STOP.
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WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
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wwe cant talk about it here i wwant to be wwith you
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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE THINKING IT'S NOT.
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SHIT, WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MEMO GO
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[[inserts pic]]
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it explains evveryfin kar and
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I
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SHIT
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wwhile im astounded i get it
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quite frankly im still reelin from it
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but
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SHIT, NO, WHAT, YOU THINK
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i cant believve you survvivved
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OKAY NO, JUST, FUCKING, TIME OUT FOR A SECOND
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yeah i need a second
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OKAY I
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you're a
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SHIT, NO, FUCK, I HAD A GOOD ARGUMENT AND NOW IT'S FUCKING GONE, GODDAMMIT
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argument wwhat
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just say it kar
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THE LIMEBLOODS ARE DEAD, ERIDAN
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its unfuckinbe-
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but youre not
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you're not dead
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you survvivved somehoww
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THEN I'M NOT A FUCKING LIMEBLOOD, AM I
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you havve to be
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the green runnin through your veins aint neps isnt it
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and it shore aint yellow
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WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM??
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wwhere he put you
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in that thing
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i dont knoww wwhat it means yet or wwhat the fuck it has to do wwith us
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but howw could they havve knowwn all that about our signs
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is it really a coincidence
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SOME WORTHLESS SHITHEEL OF A FAT FECULENT FUCK DECIDES TO ARRANGE EVERYBODY ACCORDING TO A BUNCH OF MYSTICAL MAGICAL BULLSHIT ORIGINATING ON HIS BACKWARDS PIT OF A PLANET AND NOW WE'RE RELIVING AN EPISODE OF FUCKING TROLLOCK
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its okay kar i understand
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i understand wwhy you wwere scared back hom
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e
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OH MY FUCK.
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and wwhy you couldnt take my ring
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but you could a told me
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i knoww its a lot to swwalloww but
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wwe could a figured it out together
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I'M NOT A FUCKING LIMEBLOOD!!!!!
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oh i guess theres still a lot of denial
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look this is wwhy i wwanted to come ovver there
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and havve this talk in person
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WELL IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE INSTEAD OF JUST LOOKING LIKE A DUMBFUCK YOU'D HAVE BEEN A DUMBFUCK *AND* AN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING ME CALL OFF PLANS TO LISTEN TO THIS HOOFBEASTSHIT
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I'M NOT
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JUST
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NO.
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im only tryin to be there for you
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I KNOW BUT YOU AREN'T FUCKING LISTENING
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OKAY??
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then wwhat are you
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FUCKING FRUSTRATED
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VENTURING INTO ANGRY
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can wwe talk about it
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WHY.
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I CAN'T
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because youre gettin heated up ovver it and i feel the need to do my fuckin job and to also figure out wwhats goin on so wwe can wwork through it
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THERE'S NOTHING TO FUCKING WORK THROUGH!
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THE SIGN THING IS WEIRD, I'LL FUCKING GIVE YOU THAT, BUT I'M NOT A LIMEBLOOD
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SO, AS USUAL, I'VE FUCKED SOMETHING UP, FANFUCKINGTASTIC, AT LEAST IT WAS SOMETHING BELONGING TO A WORTHLESS PILE OF PISS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
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oh
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alright then
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU FOR CLEANING OUT YOUR FUCKING FINS AND LISTENING, JEGUS
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hm
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GOD.
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yeah just
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carry on then
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pretend this nevver
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evven came about
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YEAH, YEAH.
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SO KTS IS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF OD
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im not goin to kill him
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he gavve us a good bit of information this
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zodiac thing
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he may knoww more than he thinks he does
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GOOD, YEAH, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER
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OR AT LEAST KILLING ALL THE VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER
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yeah im not really up for cullin noww anywway
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OH YEAH?
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no
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WELL
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GOOD
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kar im tired
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im tired a tryin to crack this code wwhen i feel like i shouldnt havve to
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im tired of it leadin to fights and makin me feel insecure
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I KNOW.
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im tired a feelin like i should knoww
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wwhen i knoww its your business and noww that alternias gone i shouldnt need to knoww
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but
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i still do
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feel like i should knoww
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I
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YEAH. I KNOW.
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THIS ISN'T A LOVELY, CHARMING LITTLE WALK THROUGH THE LAWNRING FOR ME EITHER
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i knoww its not and i knoww this must be the fuckin tenth time wwe talked about this since wwe started fuckin datin
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and im not askin to knoww
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im just sayin howw i feel
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about not knowwin
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since it still eats at me and i dont wwant to keep bottlin in shit
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YEAH. OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
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i thought i had it here
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unless it really is it and you just dont wwant to admit it based on your conditioned fear but
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im
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im goin to go to sleep or somefin
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ERIDAN
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howw else should i feel kar
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I'M NOT FUCKING SAYING YOU CAN'T FEEL HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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I'M A HUGE ASSHOLE BUT I'M NOT
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GOD
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its okay
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im pale for you always
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ME TOO
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just for once in my life i just dont wwant to feel my feelins are one wway
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THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
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i knoww its not
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WHAT, YOU THINK IT DOESN'T FUCKING BOTHER ME TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, LIKE SOME KIND OF PARADOXICAL LOOP OF ME WATCHING YOU GET UPSET - ME *MAKING* YOU UPSET, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO FIX IT???
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IT FUCKING SUCKS, ASSHOLE
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you dont havve to fuckin tell me
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howw do you think it feels bein able to feel evveryfin i evver wwanted to feel from you and havvin that connection and knowwin wwere fated and knowwin you knoww that too
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but at the end a the day
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AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHAT.
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theres just that one piece missin
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one stupid piece that objectivvely i couldnt givve twwo shits about i guess
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but the point of it bein that
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that missin piece shouldnt be there
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and it gets in the wway of it bein true
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shit
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WOW
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but you are my moirail
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you are my fated diamond
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you're pale for me just as i am you and thats wwhy it fuckin rips me appart
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YEAH, I AM.
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AND IT FUCKING HURTS TO
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FUCKING.
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THIS IS THE WORST.
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i should just stop
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i should just stop tryin
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to figure it out
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because it aint wworth it
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but there somefin in me that wwants to knoww so bad and sometimes i cant help but wwonder
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but im sick a feelin like this
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im sick a cryin ovver it and feelin wworthless and fake
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JEGUS FUCK.
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DON'T CRY OVER MY BULLSHIT, HOLY FUCK.
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IT'S JUST. NOT.
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GOD.
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I'M THE WORST, FUCK.
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JUST,
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SHIT. DON'T FUCKING CRY.
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im a wwriggler it aint your fault
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evven sol knowws im a fuckin crywwriggler
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WELL YEAH BUT THIS PARTICULAR ONE'S MY FAULT
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im only cryin because i dont want to feel incomplete
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but moments like wwhen wwere in the coon and
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wwhen wwe had our dream pile and wwhen you swwam
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i dont feel incomplete then
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YEAH.
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WHEN THERE'S LESS. I DON'T KNOW
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OURSELVES, I GUESS.
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its bliss in those moments and i dont evven
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think
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you knoww
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its just us and youre there and i dont evven have to think
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WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T I KNOW
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I'M THERE TOO
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THAT SHIT IS IMPORTANT TO ME TOO, SO DON'T FUCKING TURN AROUND AND
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wwait i nevver said you weren't
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i wworded that wweird i meant to say that
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in those moments i dont think about shit because i dont havve to since
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wwe're together and thats all that matters and i can actually feel your hands on me and the wway you look at me and i knoww
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YES THAT'S A LESS COMPLETELY OBNOXIOUS AND FUCKASSED WAY TO DESCRIBE IT.
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im kind of a mess right now so yeah i might not come off so graceful
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im curled up on the swweater pule huggin onto this fuckin chuck a grubrito boxes and dvd sets
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YEAH I KNOW, THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT ANYWAY. IT'S JUST. THIS ISN'T ONE SIDED, AND--
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my hairs a fuckin wwreck i knoww it
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JEGUS.
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YOU'RE THE WORST MESS.
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pretty sure i cant evevn read wwhats on this box the tears completely blurred it
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my face is all fuckin sticky
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DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?
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do you wwant to come ovver
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fuck i cant evven breath right
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fuckin blocked up nose n shit
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thank fuck for gills
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wwhat wwill you do once you get ovver here
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NOT ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT STUPID BULLSHIT, FOR ONE
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alright good
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wwhat else
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WIPE OFF YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE BEFORE YOU FUCK UP YOUR STUPID GILLS DOING SHIT THEY WEREN'T DESIGNED FOR
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WHICH IS BREATHING AIR, DUMBASS.
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THEN WE COULD JUST SIT
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you wwere doin good there
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sit and wwhat though
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ponder ovver wwhat fucks wwe are
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sounds pretty legit
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A GIANT PUBLIC LISTING OF ALL OUR AWFUL FAULTS
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OR SINCE YOUR HAIR'S ALREADY FUCKED I COULD JUST BRUSH IT OUT WITH MY HANDS. THAT'S AN OPTION TOO.
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hgn okay
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i like makin lists
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the hair things good too
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are your scars healed yet
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can i kiss em
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better
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SCAR, DUMBASS. THEY'RE ALREADY ALL WHITE.
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still going to
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JEGUS.
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OKAY UNPRY YOURSELF FROM YOUR STICKY POOL OF TEARS
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AND I'LL COME OVER
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no you havve to unpry me
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i aint fuckin movin
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you wwant this mess come and get it
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FINE
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