CA: Make Discovery
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amporaeridan -- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --
CA:
human tell me
CA:
since youre one a the feww wwho i can tolerate talkin to
BI:
aw dude are we back to human
CA:
bi human
CA:
wwhat wwas it again
CA:
kenny
BI:
sup dude
CA:
okay
CA:
thats your name alright
CA:
in the fat humans memo
BI:
sup
CA:
or presentation
BI:
yup
BI:
lol fuckin powerpoint?
CA:
wwhen he drew out us
CA:
powwerpoint
CA:
wwhats a powwerpoint
CA:
a point a powwer i thought you all dethrowwned him
BI:
a powerpoint's this thing you gotta do in fifth grade to learn how to use the computer
BI:
and eric fucking like fell in love with it
BI:
and since man x powerpoint marriage is only legal in hawaii he just
BI:
uses it all the time
CA:
you can marry a computer
CA:
better not tell eq or sol
BI:
only in hawaii and the netherlands man
CA:
im assumin those are territories or wwhatevver
BI:
yeah
CA:
anyway its quite a shame they didnt havve you usin computers until you wwere five swweeps
CA:
but on the subject a powwer wwho is your of-fish-al leader noww
CA:
is it you
CA:
i alwways assumed it wwas you
BI:
lol
CA:
or the itr human
BI:
dude I'd be like all kinds of shit leader
CA:
so the itr human
BI:
like oh time to give out the list of jobs
BI:
somebody bring me a beer
BI:
rest of you guys go do whatever
BI:
~all in a days work~
CA:
beer you mean
CA:
i heard this in one a the films
BI:
beer's like alcohol dude
CA:
its - yes
CA:
your vversion a sopor alright
CA:
wwell
CA:
as leader you could hypothetically get your teammates to do wwhat you wwant but
CA:
seein howw fucked your team is i guess youre not a vvery good leader are you
CA:
they clearly dont listen to you
CA:
but i blame that on howw pandamaged they are
CA:
not really your fault i suppose
BI:
lol dude I really got better shit to do than like
BI:
micromanage everybody
BI:
they're big kids they can figure shit out
CA:
yes for instance you need to supply me wwith this bit a information
CA:
your fat friend drew us all out
CA:
and for some reason
CA:
wwithout evven meetin all the trolls
CA:
or speakin to them
CA:
im assumin since some of us outright blocked him
CA:
he kneww wwhere wwe fell on the hemo spectrum
BI:
yeah lol and cuz he's a dick
CA:
but more interestingly
CA:
he did somefin ivve nevver seen done before
CA:
usually wwhen wwe line up kars before us all since hes hemoanonymous
CA:
wwhy did he put kar wwhere he did
CA:
evveryone else wwas in order
CA:
not him
BI:
oh huh uh
BI:
shit where'd he go
BI:
I wasn't even paying attention to be fair lemme look
CA:
here
CA:
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/quadrantsandyou-140402183635-phpapp01/95/slide-6-1024.jpg?cb=1396481830
BI:
sweet thanks
CA:
i mean evveryfin else is right
CA:
the highbloods are in order as are the midbloods
CA:
the lowbloods are also in order
CA:
but instead a puttin him before rad he put him after sol
CA:
and i wwant to know wwhy
BI:
huhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CA:
and im not about to ask him
CA:
i blocked him and the next time i contact him itll be wwhen i turn him fuckin blue
BI:
lol yeah he's busy peeing himself in the void anyway hahaha
CA:
disgustin
BI:
oh dude so that uh
BI:
that blue troll
BI:
not equius but the one I haven't met
BI:
with the m thingie ?
CA:
vvris
CA:
her full name is vriska serket
CA:
wwhy do you wwant to knoww
BI:
yeah that's the scorpio sign right? this girl I hung out with had a necklace with the weird pointy m thingie cuz she was a scorpio
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scorpio
BI:
and was all into the whole zodiac fortune dark arts mysticism shit
CA:
zodiac
BI:
damn she was so fine too :,)
CA:
wwe havve that too but wwhats it got to do wwith our signs
CA:
that wweird "m" is her sign
CA:
her lineage
BI:
lol that's weird hahah
BI:
are all of you guys the zodiac things?
CA:
wwait so those signs are on your wworld
CA:
is mine
CA:
♒
BI:
dude idk what the other symbol-stuff is like I was never into that
BI:
I just knew scorpio cuz henny had her jewelry and it like, sat like, right at the top of her cleavage?
BI:
daaaammmmnnnn
CA:
henny im not
CA:
followwin
CA:
but youre sayin these signs are familiar to you
CA:
and had to do wwith your vversion a the zodiac
BI:
yeah no sorry I'm getting distracted but yeah I guess? like, that's totally the scorpio sign
BI:
and like, idk, I think I'm either uhh
BI:
pieces or arries or whatever
BI:
that's end of march right
CA:
wwho wwould knoww more about this then
CA:
wwhats march
BI:
a month
BI:
like a time of the year
CA:
a peregree
CA:
oh so you call them different names
BI:
it's like around 30 days
CA:
and the signs coorelate wwith your months?
BI:
yeah like if you're born in march you're a pieces, if you're born in april you're an arries, henrietta was november so she was scorpio
CA:
peixes
BI:
is that how to spell it?
BI:
lol
CA:
list the order of months you have
CA:
and line them up if you can
CA:
wwith the signs
CA:
the ones you knoww
BI:
oh shit dude I'm really not good at this uhh
BI:
oh here hold on a sec
BI:
ok uhh shit
BI:
it's uhh peixes, ares (stan corrected me hahah), uhhh. may I don't remember
BI:
june is uhh
BI:
OH june's the twins hahaha
BI:
geminy
CA:
twwins
BI:
dude they are freaks in the sack seriously I've met like 6 geminies and they're all
BI:
batshit crazy fun >:DDDD
CA:
tell me about it
CA:
not literally im sayin
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forget i said anyfin
BI:
lol
BI:
ok then july is uh
BI:
oh that's eric's that's cancer
CA:
cancer
BI:
then there's like, a bunch I don't remember
BI:
then november is scorpio, then uhh
CA:
so okay im going to
CA:
givve you some signs and tell me which one is wwhich if
CA:
wwait does l2s knoww more
CA:
no im not talkin to him nevvermiond
BI:
dude I'm sorry I really don't remember this shit it's the kind of thing 8th grade wicca girls are into :(
BI:
no I asked him cuz his birthday's in october and I can't remember that one
CA:
but this is your pieces one right
CA:
♓
BI:
seriously dude legit I don't know the fucking like, mystical alchemy codes for them
CA:
do you have twwelvve months
BI:
I spent like three years copping looks at henrietta's boobs that's for real the only reason I saw the m thing
BI:
yeah
CA:
list them then
CA:
you said your march one is peixes
BI:
january february march april may june july august september october november december
CA:
november is
BI:
hahah and mccormick gets a point on the board
CA:
scorpio
CA:
you said
BI:
yeah I think so
CA:
june is twins
BI:
I don't think it's like exactly like november 1 - november 30 they're off a little
BI:
but I think it's by month
CA:
july you said was
CA:
cancer
BI:
yeah because eric doesn't fucking shut up about it lol
CA:
fuck wwhy do the fucked up members a your team knoww about this shit
CA:
theyre the ones i wwant to avvoid
CA:
but i think thats enough
BI:
dunno, you could ask kyle hahah
CA:
does he knoww
BI:
or gregory maybe who fucking knows
BI:
I dunno man we don't like all sit around reading our horoscopes every morning hahaha
CA:
horoscopes
CA:
shit i need to keep a fuckin list a shit
CA:
so far its
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january - ??; february - ??; march - CC; april - AA; may - ??; june - TA; july - cancer; august - ??; september - ??; october - ??; november - ??; december - ??
BI:
I dunno what cc and aa stand for dude
CA:
just by the three i may be able to piece together the rest since AA and TA are only two appart as wwell
CA:
im thinkin out loud hold on
CA:
january - TC; february - CA; march - CC; april - AA; may - AT; june - TA; july - CG??; august - AC; september - GA; october - GC; november - AG; december - CT
CA:
and that wwould be fuckin
CA:
the fuckin hemospectrum
BI:
that's like your troll racism shit right it goes from like, dunno, the rainbow, right?
BI:
red to like, purple
BI:
roy g biv oh man look another point for kenny that's like 2/36 so far
CA:
yes rads red and cc is fuschia
BI:
lol the fuck color is fuschia
CA:
a step up from vviolet
BI:
so like
BI:
extra purple or
CA:
wwhat the fuck does this evven fuckin mean
CA:
yes fuckin extra purple
CA:
shes the empress noww
BI:
OH
BI:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BI:
>:)
CA:
wwhats that face for
BI:
princess troll
CA:
empress troll
CA:
wwe aint got a princess
CA:
just a prince
BI:
dude dunno don't you gotta have an empire to have an empress ?
CA:
wwere goin to havve one
CA:
youre a princess wwheres your fuckin kingdom
BI:
under the pacific ocean :)
BI:
or lol I guess whatever pit's left since all the water probably burned up
BI:
damn
CA:
youre kingdom is under wwater
BI:
yeah probably japan wasn't like the most stable of volcanic island chains hahah
BI:
also r'lyeh I mean that's not like, mine but it's totally underwater and kinda counts
CA:
wwhat can you tell me about that cancer sign
BI:
uhh
BI:
eric's a cancer
BI:
it's uhh, in the summer
CA:
are there any symbols or colors that
CA:
you knoww
CA:
go wwith it
BI:
shit I'm thinking uhh
BI:
oh ok the free paper sometimes has horoscopes next to the free by owner section hahah
BI:
lemme think
BI:
I don't remember dude sorry haha
CA:
you said twwins wwith geminy
BI:
yeah something like that
CA:
is there a spider wwith scorpio
BI:
dude legit I told you everything I remember this is like
BI:
for real, the only people who take this shit seriously are like, middle school goths and soccer moms worried about their satanism worshipping middle school goths
BI:
and drunk college girls sometimes >:D
BI:
like it sounds like a coincidence dude
BI:
you guys having troll versions of fucking like all our movies is weirder than this shit hahahah
CA:
theyre a univversal constant
CA:
our PERSONALIZED and ANCESTRAL signs bein used on your planet wwith our fuckin motifs is wwhats fuckin wweird
BI:
man there's no such shit as universal constants hahaha
CA:
cod i dont wwant to message him but i havve no choice
BI:
man don't do it
BI:
he's just gonna whine
CA:
too late
BI:
bad news bears right here man
BI:
ask him if he said hi to my horrormonster buddies
CA:
like theyd talk to him
CA:
you should seriously glub up cc
BI:
:,(
BI:
yeah totally
CA:
shes your sign anywway
BI:
dude unless it's gonna get me laid I really like, don't give a shit about zodiac shit hahahah
CA:
wwhat the fuck does that havve to do wwith gettin pailed
BI:
lol "what's your sign" is a pickup line
CA:
fuckin
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no
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our signs wwill NOT be turned into some fuckin PERVERSE human shit
BI:
dude I know I know like
BI:
trolls don't do hookups
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and wwhat the fuck he just told me im an air sign
BI:
whatever I'm not gonna hit on fish princess
CA:
i livve in the fuckin wwater wwhat evven is this
CA:
wwell not livve
BI:
man I dunno what's an air sign
CA:
i livved on a fuckin ship and fleww on the back a seahorsedad evveryday
CA:
wwhat evven is this shit
CA:
air sign
CA:
wwhat are the fuckin wwater signs then hold on
BI:
dude no clue
CA:
i figured it out
BI:
lol figured out what dude it's more weird coincidence shit
CA:
your fat friends life is spared
CA:
but that doesnt mean i wwont still beat the shit out of him
BI:
lol ok
BI:
doesn't everybody wanna do that or some shit?
CA:
yes but i get special dibs on some a the wworst injuries towwards the end
BI:
kyle's throwing a like, beat the shit out of eric party tomorrow dude come, bring some wine, we'll break into the fancy cheese
CA:
oh ill be there
CA:
wwe all will be
CA:
[[ca stopped trolling bi]]
CA:
human tell me
CA:
since youre one a the feww wwho i can tolerate talkin to
BI:
aw dude are we back to human
CA:
bi human
CA:
wwhat wwas it again
CA:
kenny
BI:
sup dude
CA:
okay
CA:
thats your name alright
CA:
in the fat humans memo
BI:
sup
CA:
or presentation
BI:
yup
BI:
lol fuckin powerpoint?
CA:
wwhen he drew out us
CA:
powwerpoint
CA:
wwhats a powwerpoint
CA:
a point a powwer i thought you all dethrowwned him
BI:
a powerpoint's this thing you gotta do in fifth grade to learn how to use the computer
BI:
and eric fucking like fell in love with it
BI:
and since man x powerpoint marriage is only legal in hawaii he just
BI:
uses it all the time
CA:
you can marry a computer
CA:
better not tell eq or sol
BI:
only in hawaii and the netherlands man
CA:
im assumin those are territories or wwhatevver
BI:
yeah
CA:
anyway its quite a shame they didnt havve you usin computers until you wwere five swweeps
CA:
but on the subject a powwer wwho is your of-fish-al leader noww
CA:
is it you
CA:
i alwways assumed it wwas you
BI:
lol
CA:
or the itr human
BI:
dude I'd be like all kinds of shit leader
CA:
so the itr human
BI:
like oh time to give out the list of jobs
BI:
somebody bring me a beer
BI:
rest of you guys go do whatever
BI:
~all in a days work~
CA:
beer you mean
CA:
i heard this in one a the films
BI:
beer's like alcohol dude
CA:
its - yes
CA:
your vversion a sopor alright
CA:
wwell
CA:
as leader you could hypothetically get your teammates to do wwhat you wwant but
CA:
seein howw fucked your team is i guess youre not a vvery good leader are you
CA:
they clearly dont listen to you
CA:
but i blame that on howw pandamaged they are
CA:
not really your fault i suppose
BI:
lol dude I really got better shit to do than like
BI:
micromanage everybody
BI:
they're big kids they can figure shit out
CA:
yes for instance you need to supply me wwith this bit a information
CA:
your fat friend drew us all out
CA:
and for some reason
CA:
wwithout evven meetin all the trolls
CA:
or speakin to them
CA:
im assumin since some of us outright blocked him
CA:
he kneww wwhere wwe fell on the hemo spectrum
BI:
yeah lol and cuz he's a dick
CA:
but more interestingly
CA:
he did somefin ivve nevver seen done before
CA:
usually wwhen wwe line up kars before us all since hes hemoanonymous
CA:
wwhy did he put kar wwhere he did
CA:
evveryone else wwas in order
CA:
not him
BI:
oh huh uh
BI:
shit where'd he go
BI:
I wasn't even paying attention to be fair lemme look
CA:
here
CA:
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/quadrantsandyou-140402183635-phpapp01/95/slide-6-1024.jpg?cb=1396481830
BI:
sweet thanks
CA:
i mean evveryfin else is right
CA:
the highbloods are in order as are the midbloods
CA:
the lowbloods are also in order
CA:
but instead a puttin him before rad he put him after sol
CA:
and i wwant to know wwhy
BI:
huhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CA:
and im not about to ask him
CA:
i blocked him and the next time i contact him itll be wwhen i turn him fuckin blue
BI:
lol yeah he's busy peeing himself in the void anyway hahaha
CA:
disgustin
BI:
oh dude so that uh
BI:
that blue troll
BI:
not equius but the one I haven't met
BI:
with the m thingie ?
CA:
vvris
CA:
her full name is vriska serket
CA:
wwhy do you wwant to knoww
BI:
yeah that's the scorpio sign right? this girl I hung out with had a necklace with the weird pointy m thingie cuz she was a scorpio
CA:
scorpio
BI:
and was all into the whole zodiac fortune dark arts mysticism shit
CA:
zodiac
BI:
damn she was so fine too :,)
CA:
wwe havve that too but wwhats it got to do wwith our signs
CA:
that wweird "m" is her sign
CA:
her lineage
BI:
lol that's weird hahah
BI:
are all of you guys the zodiac things?
CA:
wwait so those signs are on your wworld
CA:
is mine
CA:
♒
BI:
dude idk what the other symbol-stuff is like I was never into that
BI:
I just knew scorpio cuz henny had her jewelry and it like, sat like, right at the top of her cleavage?
BI:
daaaammmmnnnn
CA:
henny im not
CA:
followwin
CA:
but youre sayin these signs are familiar to you
CA:
and had to do wwith your vversion a the zodiac
BI:
yeah no sorry I'm getting distracted but yeah I guess? like, that's totally the scorpio sign
BI:
and like, idk, I think I'm either uhh
BI:
pieces or arries or whatever
BI:
that's end of march right
CA:
wwho wwould knoww more about this then
CA:
wwhats march
BI:
a month
BI:
like a time of the year
CA:
a peregree
CA:
oh so you call them different names
BI:
it's like around 30 days
CA:
and the signs coorelate wwith your months?
BI:
yeah like if you're born in march you're a pieces, if you're born in april you're an arries, henrietta was november so she was scorpio
CA:
peixes
BI:
is that how to spell it?
BI:
lol
CA:
list the order of months you have
CA:
and line them up if you can
CA:
wwith the signs
CA:
the ones you knoww
BI:
oh shit dude I'm really not good at this uhh
BI:
oh here hold on a sec
BI:
ok uhh shit
BI:
it's uhh peixes, ares (stan corrected me hahah), uhhh. may I don't remember
BI:
june is uhh
BI:
OH june's the twins hahaha
BI:
geminy
CA:
twwins
BI:
dude they are freaks in the sack seriously I've met like 6 geminies and they're all
BI:
batshit crazy fun >:DDDD
CA:
tell me about it
CA:
not literally im sayin
CA:
forget i said anyfin
BI:
lol
BI:
ok then july is uh
BI:
oh that's eric's that's cancer
CA:
cancer
BI:
then there's like, a bunch I don't remember
BI:
then november is scorpio, then uhh
CA:
so okay im going to
CA:
givve you some signs and tell me which one is wwhich if
CA:
wwait does l2s knoww more
CA:
no im not talkin to him nevvermiond
BI:
dude I'm sorry I really don't remember this shit it's the kind of thing 8th grade wicca girls are into :(
BI:
no I asked him cuz his birthday's in october and I can't remember that one
CA:
but this is your pieces one right
CA:
♓
BI:
seriously dude legit I don't know the fucking like, mystical alchemy codes for them
CA:
do you have twwelvve months
BI:
I spent like three years copping looks at henrietta's boobs that's for real the only reason I saw the m thing
BI:
yeah
CA:
list them then
CA:
you said your march one is peixes
BI:
january february march april may june july august september october november december
CA:
november is
BI:
hahah and mccormick gets a point on the board
CA:
scorpio
CA:
you said
BI:
yeah I think so
CA:
june is twins
BI:
I don't think it's like exactly like november 1 - november 30 they're off a little
BI:
but I think it's by month
CA:
july you said was
CA:
cancer
BI:
yeah because eric doesn't fucking shut up about it lol
CA:
fuck wwhy do the fucked up members a your team knoww about this shit
CA:
theyre the ones i wwant to avvoid
CA:
but i think thats enough
BI:
dunno, you could ask kyle hahah
CA:
does he knoww
BI:
or gregory maybe who fucking knows
BI:
I dunno man we don't like all sit around reading our horoscopes every morning hahaha
CA:
horoscopes
CA:
shit i need to keep a fuckin list a shit
CA:
so far its
CA:
january - ??; february - ??; march - CC; april - AA; may - ??; june - TA; july - cancer; august - ??; september - ??; october - ??; november - ??; december - ??
BI:
I dunno what cc and aa stand for dude
CA:
just by the three i may be able to piece together the rest since AA and TA are only two appart as wwell
CA:
im thinkin out loud hold on
CA:
january - TC; february - CA; march - CC; april - AA; may - AT; june - TA; july - CG??; august - AC; september - GA; october - GC; november - AG; december - CT
CA:
and that wwould be fuckin
CA:
the fuckin hemospectrum
BI:
that's like your troll racism shit right it goes from like, dunno, the rainbow, right?
BI:
red to like, purple
BI:
roy g biv oh man look another point for kenny that's like 2/36 so far
CA:
yes rads red and cc is fuschia
BI:
lol the fuck color is fuschia
CA:
a step up from vviolet
BI:
so like
BI:
extra purple or
CA:
wwhat the fuck does this evven fuckin mean
CA:
yes fuckin extra purple
CA:
shes the empress noww
BI:
OH
BI:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BI:
>:)
CA:
wwhats that face for
BI:
princess troll
CA:
empress troll
CA:
wwe aint got a princess
CA:
just a prince
BI:
dude dunno don't you gotta have an empire to have an empress ?
CA:
wwere goin to havve one
CA:
youre a princess wwheres your fuckin kingdom
BI:
under the pacific ocean :)
BI:
or lol I guess whatever pit's left since all the water probably burned up
BI:
damn
CA:
youre kingdom is under wwater
BI:
yeah probably japan wasn't like the most stable of volcanic island chains hahah
BI:
also r'lyeh I mean that's not like, mine but it's totally underwater and kinda counts
CA:
wwhat can you tell me about that cancer sign
BI:
uhh
BI:
eric's a cancer
BI:
it's uhh, in the summer
CA:
are there any symbols or colors that
CA:
you knoww
CA:
go wwith it
BI:
shit I'm thinking uhh
BI:
oh ok the free paper sometimes has horoscopes next to the free by owner section hahah
BI:
lemme think
BI:
I don't remember dude sorry haha
CA:
you said twwins wwith geminy
BI:
yeah something like that
CA:
is there a spider wwith scorpio
BI:
dude legit I told you everything I remember this is like
BI:
for real, the only people who take this shit seriously are like, middle school goths and soccer moms worried about their satanism worshipping middle school goths
BI:
and drunk college girls sometimes >:D
BI:
like it sounds like a coincidence dude
BI:
you guys having troll versions of fucking like all our movies is weirder than this shit hahahah
CA:
theyre a univversal constant
CA:
our PERSONALIZED and ANCESTRAL signs bein used on your planet wwith our fuckin motifs is wwhats fuckin wweird
BI:
man there's no such shit as universal constants hahaha
CA:
cod i dont wwant to message him but i havve no choice
BI:
man don't do it
BI:
he's just gonna whine
CA:
too late
BI:
bad news bears right here man
BI:
ask him if he said hi to my horrormonster buddies
CA:
like theyd talk to him
CA:
you should seriously glub up cc
BI:
:,(
BI:
yeah totally
CA:
shes your sign anywway
BI:
dude unless it's gonna get me laid I really like, don't give a shit about zodiac shit hahahah
CA:
wwhat the fuck does that havve to do wwith gettin pailed
BI:
lol "what's your sign" is a pickup line
CA:
fuckin
CA:
no
CA:
our signs wwill NOT be turned into some fuckin PERVERSE human shit
BI:
dude I know I know like
BI:
trolls don't do hookups
CA:
and wwhat the fuck he just told me im an air sign
BI:
whatever I'm not gonna hit on fish princess
CA:
i livve in the fuckin wwater wwhat evven is this
CA:
wwell not livve
BI:
man I dunno what's an air sign
CA:
i livved on a fuckin ship and fleww on the back a seahorsedad evveryday
CA:
wwhat evven is this shit
CA:
air sign
CA:
wwhat are the fuckin wwater signs then hold on
BI:
dude no clue
CA:
i figured it out
BI:
lol figured out what dude it's more weird coincidence shit
CA:
your fat friends life is spared
CA:
but that doesnt mean i wwont still beat the shit out of him
BI:
lol ok
BI:
doesn't everybody wanna do that or some shit?
CA:
yes but i get special dibs on some a the wworst injuries towwards the end
BI:
kyle's throwing a like, beat the shit out of eric party tomorrow dude come, bring some wine, we'll break into the fancy cheese
CA:
oh ill be there
CA:
wwe all will be
CA:
[[ca stopped trolling bi]]
