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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HEY
CA:
you aint dead right
CG:
I TOLD YOU I WASN'T
CA:
wwell that wwas twwo hours ago
CG:
YEAH I FELL ASLEEP FOR AN HOUR
CA:
from bloodloss or wwhat
CG:
NO BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING TIRED AND NORMAL PEOPLE SLEEP INJURIES OFF
CG:
INSTEAD OF PLAYING A GAME OF HOW LONG THEY CAN PARADE AROUND THEIR SHITTY CATHEDRAL PLANET BLEEDING OUT
CG:
ANYWAY THE SOPOR'S OVERHEATED SO I GOT BACK UP
CA:
oh
CA:
that sucks
CA:
also fuck you that wwasnt by choice
CA:
but i cant sleep either
CG:
I KNOW
CG:
WHY NOT?
CA:
i made a horrible choice and glubbed up fef
CG:
WOW
CA:
i wwas a fuckin wwreck i make such bad decisions wwhen im emotionally impaired
CG:
YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT
CG:
JEGUS
CA:
made a fool of myself no doubt

CG:
SO WHAT PART OF THAT BAD DECISION CHAIN INVOLVED NOT TROLLING YOUR MOIRAIL BEFORE HE FELL ASLEEP
CA:
she seemed less likely to take my shit than last time
CG:
INSTEAD OF GOING TO FEFERI ABOUTIT
CG:
WELL, GOOD. SHE PROBABLY FUCKING SHOULDN'T.
CA:
because i thought you wwere mad at me and needed space
CA:
since i hurt you
CA:
and i thought you wwanted to do this on your owwn and didnt wwant to deal wwith my shit
CA:
fef said i shouldnt treat you like a wwriggler
CA:
and i agreed and
CG:
I WANTED TO FUCKING PUT A GODDAMN BANDAGE ON A PAIR OF PUNCTURES THAT WEREN'T EVEN A FUCKING INCH DEEP
CG:
WELL GOOD, YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T
CA:
she said somefin about not bein obsessed but i aint obsessed
CA:
maybe she just thinksi am since im so ovverbearin
CA:
im such a fuckin mess
CG:
YEAH, YOU ARE. AND I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF THAT
CG:
BUT I'VE SERIOUSLY STILL GOT SOPOR IN MY EARS AND EVEN TRYING TO FORMULATE AN *IDEA* OF HOW LONG THAT'S GOING TO TAKE IS MAKING ME WANT TO PUKE
CA:
so do you wwant me ovver there
CG:
YEAH
CA:
good because i wwant to be ovver there too
CG:
BUT WE SHOULD JAM ABOUT THIS *LATER* LIKE I FUCKING SAID TO START WITH
CG:
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP. ONCE THE COON STOPS BEING A RANCID PIECE OF SHIT
CA:
oh so you wwant me
CA:
in your coon
CG:
THAT WAS KIND OF THE FUCKING IDEA
CG:
UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO
CG:
WHATEVER, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
CA:
no its fine
CG:
JUST BRING SOME SHORTS
CA:
i just thought that you wwerent up for that since that one night
CA:
wwell wwe wwerent reely pale then
CG:
WHAT, WHEN YOU WERE FUCKING SOPORED AND WE WEREN'T DATING??
CA:
yeah that wwas horrible
CG:
YEAH I *FUCKING WONDER* WHY I WASN'T GOING TO SLEEP IN YOUR SOPOR
CG:
MYSTERIES UPON MYSTERIES
CA:
fine fine yes that wwas different
CA:
and a course im bringing shorts wwhat do i look like
CA:
a regular /qs/ devviant
CG:
OH YEAH HOW FUCKING UNREASONABLE AN ASSUMPTION I'M MAKING
CG:
WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG IS KARKAT, MAKING REQUESTS BASED ON SHIT THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED
CA:
youre SUPPOSED to sleep fuckin
CA:
YOURE the one wwho tugged me out
CG:
BECAUSE YOU NEEDED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP
CA:
i did
CA:
okay
CA:
im comin ovver there wwith shorts
CA:
youre bandaged up right
CG:
YEAH. I SLEEP IN A SHIRT ANYWAY
CA:
thats right you do
CA:
okay givve me a minute
CA:
pale for you
CG:
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