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CA: so you wwent to kar
CA: wwonderful
TA: what2 that, 2orry iit2 hard two hear you over the 2ound of thii2 RAGIING FUCKIING PANACHE CAU2ED BY II DONT KNOW FUCKIING CRANIIAL 2URGERY.
TA: you 2hiit2taiin.
CA: cranial surgery
TA: horn 2urgery.
TA: whatever.
TA: liike ii giive a ragiing 2nake2hiit.
CA: so wwhat did you havve him fuckin do
TA: yeah liike ii have two fuckiing explaiin thii2 2hiit two you. or waiit maybe ii do 2ince youre 2uch a fuckiing overgrown pant22hiittiing wiiggler ehehe.
CA: did you really havve him fuckin saww off the other one
CA: is that a thing that actually happened
TA: no ii ju2t 2at around all eveniing touchiing my2elf whiile watchiing rerun2 of empre22 of the nerd2.
TA: of cour2e ii diid you fuckiing bulgewheel.
CA: oh my fucking glub
TA: dont even pretend two act fuckiing 2urprii2ed you 2ack of nooktoy2, that wa2 your plan wa2nt iit?
TA: anyway iit2 done and kk only barfed all over hiim2elf once.
CA: not for him to fuckin do it wwhatevver happened to our agree- no he didnt
CA: oh
CA: oh thats actually somewwhat hilarious
CA: but no no its not thats horrible
CA: wwhy didnt you go to ter
CA: or wwhy didnt you just do it yourself
TA: iit fuckiing wa2nt when iit wa2 happeniing holy 2HIIT.
CA: that wwas my original fuckin plan
TA: wow yeah let2 thiink about that for a 2econd why diidnt ii TRIIM MY OWN FUCKIING HORN PERFECTLY FUCKIING EVENLY FROM THE BACK what an amaziing fuckiing thiing that ii never thought of tryiing!!
TA: tz wa2nt an2weriing.
CA: oh my cod does it look like the other one i made
TA: 2he uh
TA: 2he came and helped after we took your uglyfuck notch out.
TA: and no you 2hiitwea2le they look liike normal fuckiing horn2 agaiin, not the drunken 2triipe 2hiit you have goiing on.
CA: typical
TA: hey dont blame me for not wantiing two look liike a hiideou2 tool for the re2t of my liife ehehe.
CA: all that practice and deliberate precision for nothin
CA: you already do
CA: i made you better
TA: you made me look liike a douche.
CA: and you undid it
TA: what you diidnt thiink iid fuckiing troll iit up and take iit out?
TA: try agaiin bulgeweed.
CA: i thought youd make the other one at least look like it
CA: i didnt think youd spare the extra effort in choppin off more than you had to
TA: yeah well iit2 not liike ii fuckiing ENJOYED iit.
CA: wwell congratulations noww youre closer to lookin like a non mutant troll
CA: a couple more punches to the mouth and wwere good to go
CA: oh but then i wwont be able to givve your grief for it anymore
CA: nevvermind keep your shoddy looks
TA: 2peakiing of whiich how2 your new 2et of clawmark2. diid you throw out that 2hiita22 2hiirt ehehe.
CA: no i alchemized it into a neww fuckin scarf like kars
CA: of course i fuckin threww it out
TA: what2 that 2ay about your 2hiitty 2elf worth iif youre datiing a hiideou2 hor2ebea2t.
TA: wow 2hiit ii gue22 you know what a piiece of fat na2ty tra2h you are.
TA: iit2 2elf fufiilliing!
CA: it says that i knoww howw to pick the most loathsome
CA: also my chest looks like I tangled wwith nep on catnip
CA: dont knoww if thats wwhat you wwere goin for
TA: ii wa2 goiing for a niice helpiing of fuck you 2o yeah there you go.
TA: 2erved wiith a 2iide of eat a plate of 2teamiing bulge2.
TA: but hey you know next tiime you deciide two make me look liike an even more hiideou2 fuck than ii already am maybe next tiime giive a liitle biit of FUCKIING WARNIING.
CA: no thats it
TA: ii dont know how much more of thii2 2hiit kk can take ehehe.
CA: its done
TA: or tz 2hiit.
CA: tit for fuckin tat there you go
TA: yeah yeah.
CA: wwell you fuckin promised me that you wwouldnt go to him
CA: but thank cod you did because kars right
TA: ii diidnt promii2e you fuckiing 2hiit!
CA: you wwould have probably nicked your ear
CA: or wworse your sideburns
CA: wwhat part of "not bringin kar into this" do you not understand
TA: yeah not briingiing hiim iinto our fiight2 you pandead tool!
TA: iim 2tiill goiing two go two hiim for retarded friiend 2hiit.
TA: 2o go fuck the bu2iine22 end of a rake iif you thiink that2 goiing two 2top.
CA: if that qualifies than fine
CA: im interested to see if he did a good job or not, go on vvideo
TA: yeah gue22 what fiixiing your friiend2 HIIDEOU2 BROKEN HORN doe2 2o fuck you.
TA: and dont 2tart biitchiing about any pale diib2 or what the fuck ever.
TA: ok one 2ec.
TA: there. happy now?
CA: not bad
CA: i can still grab em
TA: wow yeah THANK GOD that fuckiing piiece of concern ii2 2quared the fuck away!
TA: now ii can 2leep ea2y today!
CA: you cleaned up the place thats good
CA: i wwas out for twwo fuckin days straight
TA: yeah well.
CA: some a that fuckin mind honey found its wway into my mouth and
CA: nevver fuckin again
TA: waiit what?
CA: i dont knoww howw it happened it just did
CA: wwhen i got back to lowwaa
TA: are you fuckiing 2eriiou2?
TA: fuck.
CA: i wwas tryin to make quick wwork on cleanin myself up so i just absent mindedly licked a line off my arm and
CA: it wwasnt blood
TA: you diidnt fuck your2elf up two badly diid you?
TA: ii dont know what the 2hiit happen2 when nonp2iioniic2 eat iit.
TA: or nonbee2.
CA: wwell i imagine i probably injested wway more than I should havve
TA: yeah becau2e youre a fuckiing iidiiot.
CA: i can maybe see how a small fuckin hit might be fun but
CA: not a a fuckin line of it
CA: not on your first go
CA: maybe it wwasnt twwo days but it wwas a wwhile
TA: wow thii2 conver2atiion ha2 2uddenly gotten 2o 2tupiid iit2 2omehow makiing my 2hiit panache wor2e.
TA: great job!
CA: wwhatevver i just thought id let you knoww that youre right
CA: fuck
CA: as much as i hate to say it
TA: you 2hould get a new 2choolfeediing degree iin beiing a ragiing moron!
CA: that shit is
CA: no
TA: ehehehehe yeah well iim a lot fuckiing 2marter than you.
CA: no youre not
TA: 2o thii2 2houldnt be a 2urprii2e.
TA: 2ay2 the fuckiing diip2hiit who ju2t ate miindhoney.
CA: wwhos the fuckin genius wwho pushed us back INSIDE after I BLEWW OUT YOUR FUCKIN wwall
CA: i wwanted air make outs
CA: that wwould havve been hot
CA: so no its your fault your fuckin room got as fucked up as it did and wwhy i wwas covvered head to toe in that shit
CA: or maybe you just get off on it
CA: congratulations you kinky fuck
TA: ehehehehehehe wow.
TA: wow.
TA: ii am 2creen2hottiing thii2.
CA: yeah keep it in your fuckin records for wwhat could havve been and wwasnt thanks to your bad foresight
TA: 2ubmiitiing iit two troll reddiit wiith the 2ubject boohoohoo my fir2t date drama 8(
CA: yes troll reddit
CA: wwhere the suscribers are eq, you, gam, and maybe nep
TA: how the fuck would you have aiir makeout2 you 2tupiid 2hiitface?
CA: use your fuckin imagination
TA: iit take2 fuckiing concentratiion two float.
CA: or did that get damaged from the "cranial surgery"
CA: oh so youre sayin you cant concentrate enough on both
CA: pity
TA: no my hiideou2 mutant pan ii2 ju2t a2 2hiitty a2 ever, thank2 for a2kiing.
CA: i can fly you knoww
CA: in bursts but i can
TA: yeah riight.
TA: let me gue22, you could fly better but iit take2 two much concentratiion two blow your cape back behiind your2elf ehehehe.
CA: it looks pretty fuckin magnificent wwhen times right
CA: you could only wwish to look so magestic
CA: but no
CA: you look like a fuckin airborn malfunctionin danceclub strobelight
TA: 2ound2 2exy.
CA: cod damn it it does
CA: that wwasnt wwhat i wwas tryin to get at
CA: obxious
CA: you look obnoxious floatin up there wwith your 12th peregree light powers
TA: 2orry what wa2 that? ii couldnt hear you over the 2udden attack of jealou2y over there.
CA: i wwonder if i knock you wwith my science stick if you'll explode out candy
TA: you may need kk two go apply 2ome ice two that burn ehehe.
CA: wwhatevver all it takes to ground you is a rock to the head
CA: or ceiling plaster
CA: is your floor still coated in your color
CA: i bet your nails are still tinted violet though, saves you grist
CA: you wwont havve to reapply your black fingernail polish
CA: wanna see howw my chest scars are gonna heal
TA: ii dont have two 2ee, ii know theyre goiing two look liike 2hiit ehehe.
TA: you got the 2hiit beat out of you.
CA: excuse me
CA: wwho lost the most blood
CA: obvviously you
CA: your back probably looks just as gnarled
CA: but fuck you my chest wwas fuckin chisled by the gods
CA: and still is
TA: yep and now iit2 covered iin 2car2 ehehe.
CA: you had to fuckin scribble your name all ovver it didnt you
TA: 2o enjoy that 2hiit.
CA: howws your neck
TA: everythiing2 fiine compared two your 2hiitty horn triim.
CA: wwasnt shitty wwhen i left it
CA: you could havve called me back and i wwould havve glady matched the other
TA: fuck that.
TA: iif you thiink iim walkiing around wiith your 2ymbol youre more fuckiing pandamaged than ii thought.
TA: iif ii wanted two look liike a tool iid go buy a 2carf.
CA: might need to to covver up that scar
CA: here ill alchemize you one
TA: fuck that!
[[CA WANTS TO SEND BLOODYSHIRTSCARFNUMBERTWO #h3d1d17]]
TA: yeah what a great fuckiing iidea iil ju2t wa2te the grii2t alchemiiziing thii2 2o ii can 2et iit on fiire.
CA: if it means that much to you
CA: wwhat ovverkill
CA: you must really loathe me
TA: iit2 hard not two wiith 2uch a punchable faceplate attached two 2uch a pathetiically 2tupiid pan.
CA: pathetically stupid pan that handed your ass to you - but not before coppin a feel, wwhich im sorry but theres not much there
CA: also wwe both knoww who servved the best punch
TA: 2hiitiiing all over your own ta2te agaiin? ehehehe wow good job.
TA: dont fuckiing flatter your2elf, iit wa2 even untiil that la2t fuckiing 2uckerpunch bull2hiit.
CA: bullshit that punch wwas little more than a bee sting
CA: youre a scrawny fuck you need to eat more than energy drinks and grubritos
CA: that wwould solvve that problem immediately
CA: you and kar
CA: im surprised youvve livved this long on the diets you abide by
CA: on second thought maybe not.. i like the malnorished look on you
CA: wwhen i ripped your shirt off it just fueled it
TA: fuck you grubriitoo2 are the diiet of champiion2.
CA: all that food thats avvailable to you is there for a reason iidiiot
CA: its to keep you thin and wweak
TA: holy 2hiit no way thii2 ii2 a 2TUNNIING REVELATIION!
TA: plea2e tell me more o enliightened hiighblood!
TA: thii2 ii2 2ome headliine 2hiit here!
CA: im just sayin noww that theres more options avvailable to you wwhy not go for it
CA: maybe next time you wwont havve to rely on your freak powers to pin me down
CA: like that wwill evver actually happen
TA: ehehe yeah keep telliing your2elf that 2hiit.
TA: iive already beat your a22 plenty of tiime2 wiith iit.
CA: wwhat else can you do wwith it
TA: ii2 that an actual fuckiing que2tiion or are you tryiing 2ome pathetiic fliirtiing move.
CA: maybe both
CA: im gettin the hang of this twwo thing, wwhy not havve it all
TA: jegu2 2hiit iim goiing two 2leep.
TA: or iill ju2t lay here iin my coon untiil ii quiietly drown. that work2 two.
CA: that didnt answwer my question
CA: and you didnt beat my ass by the wway anyone wwith eyes wwould a seen wwho came out a that better off
TA: yeah well even iif you won la2t tiime ii fuckiing embarra22ed the 2hiit out of you the tiime before that.
TA: 2o yeah you wiin but now were even.
TA: 2o iit all work2 out ehehe.
CA: id hate to see wwhat youd be like if i wwon the third time and then its 2 - 1, coulnt havve that could you
CA: and then id just refused the fourth match and youd havve to livve forevver wwith that score ovver your stunted horns
TA: well youll ju2t have two plan another date after that one you ragiing toolbag.
TA: there problem 2olved.
CA: i just said that i'd
CA: wwait
CA: oh
CA: fuck that
CA: its your turn to come ovver here anywway and you wwouldn't last twwo seconds on lowwaa
CA: you and these angels should talk
CA: they lovve all that doom shit too
CA: anywway im makin my wway to my denizen so try not to get too envvious wwhen i find my questbed first
CA: so you wwent to kar
CA: wwonderful
TA: what2 that, 2orry iit2 hard two hear you over the 2ound of thii2 RAGIING FUCKIING PANACHE CAU2ED BY II DONT KNOW FUCKIING CRANIIAL 2URGERY.
TA: you 2hiit2taiin.
CA: cranial surgery
TA: horn 2urgery.
TA: whatever.
TA: liike ii giive a ragiing 2nake2hiit.
CA: so wwhat did you havve him fuckin do
TA: yeah liike ii have two fuckiing explaiin thii2 2hiit two you. or waiit maybe ii do 2ince youre 2uch a fuckiing overgrown pant22hiittiing wiiggler ehehe.
CA: did you really havve him fuckin saww off the other one
CA: is that a thing that actually happened
TA: no ii ju2t 2at around all eveniing touchiing my2elf whiile watchiing rerun2 of empre22 of the nerd2.
TA: of cour2e ii diid you fuckiing bulgewheel.
CA: oh my fucking glub
TA: dont even pretend two act fuckiing 2urprii2ed you 2ack of nooktoy2, that wa2 your plan wa2nt iit?
TA: anyway iit2 done and kk only barfed all over hiim2elf once.
CA: not for him to fuckin do it wwhatevver happened to our agree- no he didnt
CA: oh
CA: oh thats actually somewwhat hilarious
CA: but no no its not thats horrible
CA: wwhy didnt you go to ter
CA: or wwhy didnt you just do it yourself
TA: iit fuckiing wa2nt when iit wa2 happeniing holy 2HIIT.
CA: that wwas my original fuckin plan
TA: wow yeah let2 thiink about that for a 2econd why diidnt ii TRIIM MY OWN FUCKIING HORN PERFECTLY FUCKIING EVENLY FROM THE BACK what an amaziing fuckiing thiing that ii never thought of tryiing!!
TA: tz wa2nt an2weriing.
CA: oh my cod does it look like the other one i made
TA: 2he uh
TA: 2he came and helped after we took your uglyfuck notch out.
TA: and no you 2hiitwea2le they look liike normal fuckiing horn2 agaiin, not the drunken 2triipe 2hiit you have goiing on.
CA: typical
TA: hey dont blame me for not wantiing two look liike a hiideou2 tool for the re2t of my liife ehehe.
CA: all that practice and deliberate precision for nothin
CA: you already do
CA: i made you better
TA: you made me look liike a douche.
CA: and you undid it
TA: what you diidnt thiink iid fuckiing troll iit up and take iit out?
TA: try agaiin bulgeweed.
CA: i thought youd make the other one at least look like it
CA: i didnt think youd spare the extra effort in choppin off more than you had to
TA: yeah well iit2 not liike ii fuckiing ENJOYED iit.
CA: wwell congratulations noww youre closer to lookin like a non mutant troll
CA: a couple more punches to the mouth and wwere good to go
CA: oh but then i wwont be able to givve your grief for it anymore
CA: nevvermind keep your shoddy looks
TA: 2peakiing of whiich how2 your new 2et of clawmark2. diid you throw out that 2hiita22 2hiirt ehehe.
CA: no i alchemized it into a neww fuckin scarf like kars
CA: of course i fuckin threww it out
TA: what2 that 2ay about your 2hiitty 2elf worth iif youre datiing a hiideou2 hor2ebea2t.
TA: wow 2hiit ii gue22 you know what a piiece of fat na2ty tra2h you are.
TA: iit2 2elf fufiilliing!
CA: it says that i knoww howw to pick the most loathsome
CA: also my chest looks like I tangled wwith nep on catnip
CA: dont knoww if thats wwhat you wwere goin for
TA: ii wa2 goiing for a niice helpiing of fuck you 2o yeah there you go.
TA: 2erved wiith a 2iide of eat a plate of 2teamiing bulge2.
TA: but hey you know next tiime you deciide two make me look liike an even more hiideou2 fuck than ii already am maybe next tiime giive a liitle biit of FUCKIING WARNIING.
CA: no thats it
TA: ii dont know how much more of thii2 2hiit kk can take ehehe.
CA: its done
TA: or tz 2hiit.
CA: tit for fuckin tat there you go
TA: yeah yeah.
CA: wwell you fuckin promised me that you wwouldnt go to him
CA: but thank cod you did because kars right
TA: ii diidnt promii2e you fuckiing 2hiit!
CA: you wwould have probably nicked your ear
CA: or wworse your sideburns
CA: wwhat part of "not bringin kar into this" do you not understand
TA: yeah not briingiing hiim iinto our fiight2 you pandead tool!
TA: iim 2tiill goiing two go two hiim for retarded friiend 2hiit.
TA: 2o go fuck the bu2iine22 end of a rake iif you thiink that2 goiing two 2top.
CA: if that qualifies than fine
CA: im interested to see if he did a good job or not, go on vvideo
TA: yeah gue22 what fiixiing your friiend2 HIIDEOU2 BROKEN HORN doe2 2o fuck you.
TA: and dont 2tart biitchiing about any pale diib2 or what the fuck ever.
TA: ok one 2ec.
TA: there. happy now?
CA: not bad
CA: i can still grab em
TA: wow yeah THANK GOD that fuckiing piiece of concern ii2 2quared the fuck away!
TA: now ii can 2leep ea2y today!
CA: you cleaned up the place thats good
CA: i wwas out for twwo fuckin days straight
TA: yeah well.
CA: some a that fuckin mind honey found its wway into my mouth and
CA: nevver fuckin again
TA: waiit what?
CA: i dont knoww howw it happened it just did
CA: wwhen i got back to lowwaa
TA: are you fuckiing 2eriiou2?
TA: fuck.
CA: i wwas tryin to make quick wwork on cleanin myself up so i just absent mindedly licked a line off my arm and
CA: it wwasnt blood
TA: you diidnt fuck your2elf up two badly diid you?
TA: ii dont know what the 2hiit happen2 when nonp2iioniic2 eat iit.
TA: or nonbee2.
CA: wwell i imagine i probably injested wway more than I should havve
TA: yeah becau2e youre a fuckiing iidiiot.
CA: i can maybe see how a small fuckin hit might be fun but
CA: not a a fuckin line of it
CA: not on your first go
CA: maybe it wwasnt twwo days but it wwas a wwhile
TA: wow thii2 conver2atiion ha2 2uddenly gotten 2o 2tupiid iit2 2omehow makiing my 2hiit panache wor2e.
TA: great job!
CA: wwhatevver i just thought id let you knoww that youre right
CA: fuck
CA: as much as i hate to say it
TA: you 2hould get a new 2choolfeediing degree iin beiing a ragiing moron!
CA: that shit is
CA: no
TA: ehehehehe yeah well iim a lot fuckiing 2marter than you.
CA: no youre not
TA: 2o thii2 2houldnt be a 2urprii2e.
TA: 2ay2 the fuckiing diip2hiit who ju2t ate miindhoney.
CA: wwhos the fuckin genius wwho pushed us back INSIDE after I BLEWW OUT YOUR FUCKIN wwall
CA: i wwanted air make outs
CA: that wwould havve been hot
CA: so no its your fault your fuckin room got as fucked up as it did and wwhy i wwas covvered head to toe in that shit
CA: or maybe you just get off on it
CA: congratulations you kinky fuck
TA: ehehehehehehe wow.
TA: wow.
TA: ii am 2creen2hottiing thii2.
CA: yeah keep it in your fuckin records for wwhat could havve been and wwasnt thanks to your bad foresight
TA: 2ubmiitiing iit two troll reddiit wiith the 2ubject boohoohoo my fir2t date drama 8(
CA: yes troll reddit
CA: wwhere the suscribers are eq, you, gam, and maybe nep
TA: how the fuck would you have aiir makeout2 you 2tupiid 2hiitface?
CA: use your fuckin imagination
TA: iit take2 fuckiing concentratiion two float.
CA: or did that get damaged from the "cranial surgery"
CA: oh so youre sayin you cant concentrate enough on both
CA: pity
TA: no my hiideou2 mutant pan ii2 ju2t a2 2hiitty a2 ever, thank2 for a2kiing.
CA: i can fly you knoww
CA: in bursts but i can
TA: yeah riight.
TA: let me gue22, you could fly better but iit take2 two much concentratiion two blow your cape back behiind your2elf ehehehe.
CA: it looks pretty fuckin magnificent wwhen times right
CA: you could only wwish to look so magestic
CA: but no
CA: you look like a fuckin airborn malfunctionin danceclub strobelight
TA: 2ound2 2exy.
CA: cod damn it it does
CA: that wwasnt wwhat i wwas tryin to get at
CA: obxious
CA: you look obnoxious floatin up there wwith your 12th peregree light powers
TA: 2orry what wa2 that? ii couldnt hear you over the 2udden attack of jealou2y over there.
CA: i wwonder if i knock you wwith my science stick if you'll explode out candy
TA: you may need kk two go apply 2ome ice two that burn ehehe.
CA: wwhatevver all it takes to ground you is a rock to the head
CA: or ceiling plaster
CA: is your floor still coated in your color
CA: i bet your nails are still tinted violet though, saves you grist
CA: you wwont havve to reapply your black fingernail polish
CA: wanna see howw my chest scars are gonna heal
TA: ii dont have two 2ee, ii know theyre goiing two look liike 2hiit ehehe.
TA: you got the 2hiit beat out of you.
CA: excuse me
CA: wwho lost the most blood
CA: obvviously you
CA: your back probably looks just as gnarled
CA: but fuck you my chest wwas fuckin chisled by the gods
CA: and still is
TA: yep and now iit2 covered iin 2car2 ehehe.
CA: you had to fuckin scribble your name all ovver it didnt you
TA: 2o enjoy that 2hiit.
CA: howws your neck
TA: everythiing2 fiine compared two your 2hiitty horn triim.
CA: wwasnt shitty wwhen i left it
CA: you could havve called me back and i wwould havve glady matched the other
TA: fuck that.
TA: iif you thiink iim walkiing around wiith your 2ymbol youre more fuckiing pandamaged than ii thought.
TA: iif ii wanted two look liike a tool iid go buy a 2carf.
CA: might need to to covver up that scar
CA: here ill alchemize you one
TA: fuck that!
[[CA WANTS TO SEND BLOODYSHIRTSCARFNUMBERTWO #h3d1d17]]
TA: yeah what a great fuckiing iidea iil ju2t wa2te the grii2t alchemiiziing thii2 2o ii can 2et iit on fiire.
CA: if it means that much to you
CA: wwhat ovverkill
CA: you must really loathe me
TA: iit2 hard not two wiith 2uch a punchable faceplate attached two 2uch a pathetiically 2tupiid pan.
CA: pathetically stupid pan that handed your ass to you - but not before coppin a feel, wwhich im sorry but theres not much there
CA: also wwe both knoww who servved the best punch
TA: 2hiitiiing all over your own ta2te agaiin? ehehehe wow good job.
TA: dont fuckiing flatter your2elf, iit wa2 even untiil that la2t fuckiing 2uckerpunch bull2hiit.
CA: bullshit that punch wwas little more than a bee sting
CA: youre a scrawny fuck you need to eat more than energy drinks and grubritos
CA: that wwould solvve that problem immediately
CA: you and kar
CA: im surprised youvve livved this long on the diets you abide by
CA: on second thought maybe not.. i like the malnorished look on you
CA: wwhen i ripped your shirt off it just fueled it
TA: fuck you grubriitoo2 are the diiet of champiion2.
CA: all that food thats avvailable to you is there for a reason iidiiot
CA: its to keep you thin and wweak
TA: holy 2hiit no way thii2 ii2 a 2TUNNIING REVELATIION!
TA: plea2e tell me more o enliightened hiighblood!
TA: thii2 ii2 2ome headliine 2hiit here!
CA: im just sayin noww that theres more options avvailable to you wwhy not go for it
CA: maybe next time you wwont havve to rely on your freak powers to pin me down
CA: like that wwill evver actually happen
TA: ehehe yeah keep telliing your2elf that 2hiit.
TA: iive already beat your a22 plenty of tiime2 wiith iit.
CA: wwhat else can you do wwith it
TA: ii2 that an actual fuckiing que2tiion or are you tryiing 2ome pathetiic fliirtiing move.
CA: maybe both
CA: im gettin the hang of this twwo thing, wwhy not havve it all
TA: jegu2 2hiit iim goiing two 2leep.
TA: or iill ju2t lay here iin my coon untiil ii quiietly drown. that work2 two.
CA: that didnt answwer my question
CA: and you didnt beat my ass by the wway anyone wwith eyes wwould a seen wwho came out a that better off
TA: yeah well even iif you won la2t tiime ii fuckiing embarra22ed the 2hiit out of you the tiime before that.
TA: 2o yeah you wiin but now were even.
TA: 2o iit all work2 out ehehe.
CA: id hate to see wwhat youd be like if i wwon the third time and then its 2 - 1, coulnt havve that could you
CA: and then id just refused the fourth match and youd havve to livve forevver wwith that score ovver your stunted horns
TA: well youll ju2t have two plan another date after that one you ragiing toolbag.
TA: there problem 2olved.
CA: i just said that i'd
CA: wwait
CA: oh
CA: fuck that
CA: its your turn to come ovver here anywway and you wwouldn't last twwo seconds on lowwaa
CA: you and these angels should talk
CA: they lovve all that doom shit too
CA: anywway im makin my wway to my denizen so try not to get too envvious wwhen i find my questbed first
