CG: Lose it
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amporaeridan-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
CG: I AM THE WORST. IT'S OFFICIAL, SOMEBODY PRINT THE FUCKING CERTIFICATE AND CULL THE PRINTER BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS HENCEFORTH WITHOUT PURPOSE, NO ONE WILL EVER SURPASS THE SHEER LEVEL OF FUCK UP AND RUINATION I CONSTANTLY SPEW OUT LIKE A DRIPPING, LEAKY SEAL AROUND THE PUBLIC GAPER.
CG: I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD: KARKAT VANTAS, WORST.
CG: HELL, NO, HELP ME MAKE UP A TITLE
CA: wwhat did you do noww
CA: im sure its not the end a the wworld
CG: WORST IS 5 LETTERS I NEED THREE MORE
CG: THEWORST, THERE
CG: NEW TITLE
CA: howw about ragemuch
CG: NO THAT'S STUPID AND FAILS TO INDICATE HOW BAD I FUCKED UP
CA: it cant be any wworse than the shit i pulled
CA: and look noww i can finally wwalk in a straight line
CA: glorious day
CG: WELL GOOD FOR YOU ERIDAN CONGRATULATIONS ON ACHIEVING SOMETHING A FUCKING GRUB CAN DO
CA: a grub wwith both eyes
CG: TOO BAD THE PRINTER IS DEAD OR HE COULD MAKE YOU A SHINY 1ST LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING STICKER AS A REWARD
CA: i can add it to my collection youvve givven me ovver the years
CG: I THINK SOLLUX DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
CG: NOT THAT I FUCKING BLAME HIM
CG: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME EITHER, FUCK.
CA: nonsense youre best friends hes probably in one a those moods
CA: cod i shouldnt be the one tellin you this
CA: you tell me this shit all the time
CA: and evveryone wwants to be your friend
CA: hell evven the humans wwant you
CG: I FUCKING HATE THE HUMANS
CG: THEY'RE ONLY SAYING THAT TO PISS ME OFF
CG: AND, LIKE A MASSIVE CHUMP, I FALL FOR IT EVERY FUCKING TIME
CA: im just sayin that you havve a knack for collectin neww pathetic chumps to oggle at your sheer brilliance at bein a total ravvin lunatic
CA: and evveryone and evverything pisses you off
CA: thats kind of your thing isnt it
CG: YEAH THANKS HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING OPEN A SIDESHOW IF THAT'S THE CASE. COME GAWK AT THE SHITSTAIN AS HE GOES AROUND RUINING EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES OUT OF SHEER STUBBORN STUPIDITY
CA: wwait youre actually
CA: wwhat happened kar
CG: I FUCKED UP AND
CG: I DON'T KNOW I WAS PISSED AND JUST
CA: you cant possibly fuck up youre incapable of fuckin up you havent fucked up yet havvent you
CA: i cant evven think a somethin you fucked up
CG: OH MY FUCK ARE YOU
CA: your wwardrobe but wwevve been ovver this
CG: SHIT I WAS GOING TO SAY BLIND BUT THAT WOULD BE A COCKBAG MOVE
CG: RETARDED??
CA: yeah nice goin there
CA: ter wwould havve had a expansive lot a terrain day
CA: anywway you havvent fucked up once durin this game wwith any a the decisions youvve made
CA: wwhat makes you think you did noww
CG: I
CA: you knoww sol better than anyone and evven i knoww he cant stay mad at you for longer than wwhat
CA: fivve minutes
CA: twwo minutes
CG: NO THIS IS DIFFERENT
CA: howw so
CA: wwhat did he do
CG: HE WAS JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE AND I
CG: I WENT IN I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM OFF ABOUT THE EYE AND TO DROP WHATEVER BULLSHIT REVENGE CYCLE YOU TWO ARE GETTING INTO
CA: wwhat
CG: AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT
CA: you didnt need to do that
CG: NO ACTUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE PERMANENTLY MAIMING EACH OTHER THAT'S SORT OF MY FUCKING JOB
CG: AS LEADER AND AS YOUR MOIRAIL
CA: kar i
CA: are you on lopah
CG: WHY
CA: because i can tell youre actually really fuckin upset about this and i cant help but feel somewwhat responsible
CA: wwell
CA: no im not responsible
CA: still im invvolved
CA: invvolvved
CG: NO FUCKING SHIT!!
CA: im goin ovver there
CG: NO, WAIT. SHIT.
CA: wwhats wwrong
CG: GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES FIRST, OKAY?
CA: are you hurt
CA: did he hurt you
CG: NO
CA: good
CA: wwell
CA: im goin to finish off this one last section a the city and then head ovver
CA: wwhat are you doin
CA: you dont havve to be ashamed kar wwevve
CA: this is wwhat wwere here for
CG: I'M NOT ASHAMED OKAY I JUST NEED TO STOP BEING A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT AND THEN YOU CAN COME OVER
CA: no im headin ovver there noww youre not fuckin pathetic
CA: i cant havve you evver thinkin that wway
CG: WHATEVER
CG: OKAY I THINK I'M READY, IF YOU STILL WANT TO COME.
CA: im boltin up your stairs as wwe speak
CG: FUCK WHAT
CG: I AM THE WORST. IT'S OFFICIAL, SOMEBODY PRINT THE FUCKING CERTIFICATE AND CULL THE PRINTER BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS HENCEFORTH WITHOUT PURPOSE, NO ONE WILL EVER SURPASS THE SHEER LEVEL OF FUCK UP AND RUINATION I CONSTANTLY SPEW OUT LIKE A DRIPPING, LEAKY SEAL AROUND THE PUBLIC GAPER.
CG: I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD: KARKAT VANTAS, WORST.
CG: HELL, NO, HELP ME MAKE UP A TITLE
CA: wwhat did you do noww
CA: im sure its not the end a the wworld
CG: WORST IS 5 LETTERS I NEED THREE MORE
CG: THEWORST, THERE
CG: NEW TITLE
CA: howw about ragemuch
CG: NO THAT'S STUPID AND FAILS TO INDICATE HOW BAD I FUCKED UP
CA: it cant be any wworse than the shit i pulled
CA: and look noww i can finally wwalk in a straight line
CA: glorious day
CG: WELL GOOD FOR YOU ERIDAN CONGRATULATIONS ON ACHIEVING SOMETHING A FUCKING GRUB CAN DO
CA: a grub wwith both eyes
CG: TOO BAD THE PRINTER IS DEAD OR HE COULD MAKE YOU A SHINY 1ST LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING STICKER AS A REWARD
CA: i can add it to my collection youvve givven me ovver the years
CG: I THINK SOLLUX DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
CG: NOT THAT I FUCKING BLAME HIM
CG: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME EITHER, FUCK.
CA: nonsense youre best friends hes probably in one a those moods
CA: cod i shouldnt be the one tellin you this
CA: you tell me this shit all the time
CA: and evveryone wwants to be your friend
CA: hell evven the humans wwant you
CG: I FUCKING HATE THE HUMANS
CG: THEY'RE ONLY SAYING THAT TO PISS ME OFF
CG: AND, LIKE A MASSIVE CHUMP, I FALL FOR IT EVERY FUCKING TIME
CA: im just sayin that you havve a knack for collectin neww pathetic chumps to oggle at your sheer brilliance at bein a total ravvin lunatic
CA: and evveryone and evverything pisses you off
CA: thats kind of your thing isnt it
CG: YEAH THANKS HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING OPEN A SIDESHOW IF THAT'S THE CASE. COME GAWK AT THE SHITSTAIN AS HE GOES AROUND RUINING EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES OUT OF SHEER STUBBORN STUPIDITY
CA: wwait youre actually
CA: wwhat happened kar
CG: I FUCKED UP AND
CG: I DON'T KNOW I WAS PISSED AND JUST
CA: you cant possibly fuck up youre incapable of fuckin up you havent fucked up yet havvent you
CA: i cant evven think a somethin you fucked up
CG: OH MY FUCK ARE YOU
CA: your wwardrobe but wwevve been ovver this
CG: SHIT I WAS GOING TO SAY BLIND BUT THAT WOULD BE A COCKBAG MOVE
CG: RETARDED??
CA: yeah nice goin there
CA: ter wwould havve had a expansive lot a terrain day
CA: anywway you havvent fucked up once durin this game wwith any a the decisions youvve made
CA: wwhat makes you think you did noww
CG: I
CA: you knoww sol better than anyone and evven i knoww he cant stay mad at you for longer than wwhat
CA: fivve minutes
CA: twwo minutes
CG: NO THIS IS DIFFERENT
CA: howw so
CA: wwhat did he do
CG: HE WAS JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE AND I
CG: I WENT IN I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM OFF ABOUT THE EYE AND TO DROP WHATEVER BULLSHIT REVENGE CYCLE YOU TWO ARE GETTING INTO
CA: wwhat
CG: AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT
CA: you didnt need to do that
CG: NO ACTUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE PERMANENTLY MAIMING EACH OTHER THAT'S SORT OF MY FUCKING JOB
CG: AS LEADER AND AS YOUR MOIRAIL
CA: kar i
CA: are you on lopah
CG: WHY
CA: because i can tell youre actually really fuckin upset about this and i cant help but feel somewwhat responsible
CA: wwell
CA: no im not responsible
CA: still im invvolved
CA: invvolvved
CG: NO FUCKING SHIT!!
CA: im goin ovver there
CG: NO, WAIT. SHIT.
CA: wwhats wwrong
CG: GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES FIRST, OKAY?
CA: are you hurt
CA: did he hurt you
CG: NO
CA: good
CA: wwell
CA: im goin to finish off this one last section a the city and then head ovver
CA: wwhat are you doin
CA: you dont havve to be ashamed kar wwevve
CA: this is wwhat wwere here for
CG: I'M NOT ASHAMED OKAY I JUST NEED TO STOP BEING A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT AND THEN YOU CAN COME OVER
CA: no im headin ovver there noww youre not fuckin pathetic
CA: i cant havve you evver thinkin that wway
CG: WHATEVER
CG: OKAY I THINK I'M READY, IF YOU STILL WANT TO COME.
CA: im boltin up your stairs as wwe speak
CG: FUCK WHAT
