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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--

CA:
ter
CA:
you need to troll up sol or somefin
CA:
and quick
GC:
WHY
CA:
i cant really say wwhy
GC:
1'M BUSY W1TH MYST3R13S
CA:
he just needs someone to calm him dowwn
CA:
immediately
GC:
>:\
GC:
WHY 1S TH4T MY JOB
GC:
1'M NOT H1S MO1R41L
CA:
like shell you arent
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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-- twinArmageddons [TA] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TA:
hey.
TA:
2o.
TA:
2orry ii gue22.
TA:
you're 2tiill a douchefiin.
CA:
i knoww i am
CA:
im not the one wwhose changed
CA:
or
CA:
rather i havve changed but id like to think for the better
CA:
since im stronger
TA:
WOW FUCK YOU, II'M GRUBFUCKIING APOLOGIIZIING TWO YOU AFTER YOU ACTED LIIKE A 2HIITHOLE AND ALL YOU CAN 2AY II2 HOW MUCH II 2UCK NOW?
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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
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"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
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 The eerie flow of teal streams streaking across the sky overhead gave an almost stormy feel to Eridan’s arrival on lotaf. He welcomed the dramatic aura with an approving hum, having already used up the adrenaline rush his previous strife with the humans gave him. His nerves had since settled back into a calm, focused, drive again; still pushing him towards the brink of a meltdown, but at least he could think straight.  Clutching the bloodied corpse in his arms, he closed his frenzied eyes and took a deep breath. He could do this. Everything had become clear these past few days, and nothing the game could throw at him could stop him now.

His search for Terezi's hive covered slopes, caves, and forests - accompanied by random hope explosions when he came across the occasion suspicious game relic. He was ready to ping Terezi herself to ask for the location when he suddenly spotted a familiar looking doll hanging from a tree. He grinned, and followed the trail of condemned plushies until he reached what he was looking for.

Terezi's treehive loomed above him, seeming taunting him and his journey as he approached the base and peered up. He couldn't hear anything, and he knew Karkat wouldn't pick up if he messaged him, so he did the only thing he could think of.

Eridan threw the body over his shoulder and gathered light in his hand, announcing his presence by blowing up a limb right outside of Terezi's respiteblock window.

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Long bouts of Smash Hatchmate, interrupted only by snack breaks and furious, surreptitious Trollian chats, tended to slip into mindless distractions and wasted hours. Somewhere around best 13 our of 25, Karkat had stopped counting wins or paying much attention to anything besides button mashing and internally repeating old conversations until his head pounded between his eyes.  So the noise of breaking and falling wood from outside startled him badly enough his character flipped right off the fucking stage.

"What the fuck was that?" Dropping the now useless controller he padded over to the window, sticking his head out and frowning around until stopping, very suddenly, at the sight of Eridan.  "What the hell?"

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol
CA:
havve you seen anyfin out a the ordinary on your planet
TA:
whod you get two unlock your trolliian handle?
TA:
and no it ju2t look2 liike the u2ual 2hiit. who care2?
CA:
i learned one or twwo things about computer shit hangin around your sorry glutes for too long
CA:
i asked the kyle human
TA:
yeah that2 what ii fuckiing thought.
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CA: Mope

May. 14th, 2014 09:47 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar
CG:
ERIDAN?
CA:
youre not dead right
CG:
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME NOW?
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: i wwish vvris’ ancestor wwrote more
CA: she mentioned other trolls
CA: sometimes i wwonder if theyre any of our ancestors since wwere all hatefriends and all
CA: like theres a slavve that caused the breakup of mindfang and dualscars kismesitude
CA: i alwways wwondered who that wwas
CG: SOME POOR FUCKER CAUGHT IN A BUNCH OF SHITTY HIGHBLOOD POWER GAMES
CG: THAT'S WHO
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CA:
wwakin time kar
CA:
i can make you some grub wwaffles
CG:
WHAT?
CA:
i just wwoke up
CA:
decided twwo see
CA:
wwhats up
CA:
thats all
CG:
THE ALCHEMIZER CONTINUES TO DEFY EXPECTATIONS AND THE LAWS OF SMELL AND BE THE FOULEST STINKIEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER IMAGINED
CG:
THAT'S ALL
CA:
wwhy dont you let me have a go at it
CA:
im pretty good
CA:
ive made a couple small things
CA:
rings and stuff
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
CA:
ter did you see or hear wwhat happened to kar at the party'
CA:
ter
GC:
>:\
GC:
WH4T
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar havve you evven napped once since wwe last talked
CG:
NO TIME FOR NAPS
CA:
maybe if you took the time twwo take a few naps you wwouldn't feel so inclined twwo humor that human as much as you do
CA:
but noww im pretty fuckin convvinced that you like feelin frustrated all the time
CG:
FIRST OF ALL NAPPING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE WIDE VARIETY OF ASSHOLES I BARELY TOLERATE
CA:
yes it does
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwas that twwo much
CA:
the beard thing
CG:
NO.
CG:
WELL, NO, YEAH.
CG:
BUT WHATEVER
CG:
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
CA:
i really did hate that thing
CA:
platonically
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CG:
IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR ME TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
CG:
UNLESS THEY'RE LITERALLY DYING OR ON FIRE
CA:
i figured
CA:
ter just pinged me
CG:
OH OKAY GOOD
CG:
I HAVE TO GO THOUGH
CA:
#p41lt13m
CA:
go gettem
CG:
GO FUCK YOURSELF

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CA:
hes growwin up so fast
CA:
wwhy didnt he tell me first tho
CA:
wwhy did i havve to hear it from ter
CA:
glub

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --
CG:
ARE YOU ASKING YOURSELF RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ABOUT ME IN MY CHAT WINDOW
CA:
wwould you expect anyfin different
CG:
BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING GET OVER THERE BEFORE SHE CHANGED HER MIND, ASSHOLE.
CA:
im havvin a soliliquey here
CG:
YEAH THAT'S STUPID
CA:
oh
CG:
STOP THAT
CA:
right
CA:
okay im stoppin
CA:
havve fun
CA:
be careful

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CA:
shes got sharp teeth
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
as your one and only quadrantmate i feel somewwhat inclined to at least ask you wwhat the fuck is goin on
TA:
well let2 fuckiing 2ee.
TA:
ii am patiiently waiitiing my grubbiing turn iin liine two punch the 2hiit human iin the face.
TA:
whiile al2o haviing two tollerate everyone2 RAMPAGIING BULL2HIIT.
TA:
that pretty much fuckiing 2um2 iit up.
CA:
evveryones wwaitin their turn you aint special
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