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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
alright kar

CA:
wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

CA:
howw do you wwant twwo handle it

CG:
HANDLE WHAT.

CA:
your

CA:
eyes

CG:
GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
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"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
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 The eerie flow of teal streams streaking across the sky overhead gave an almost stormy feel to Eridan’s arrival on lotaf. He welcomed the dramatic aura with an approving hum, having already used up the adrenaline rush his previous strife with the humans gave him. His nerves had since settled back into a calm, focused, drive again; still pushing him towards the brink of a meltdown, but at least he could think straight.  Clutching the bloodied corpse in his arms, he closed his frenzied eyes and took a deep breath. He could do this. Everything had become clear these past few days, and nothing the game could throw at him could stop him now.

His search for Terezi's hive covered slopes, caves, and forests - accompanied by random hope explosions when he came across the occasion suspicious game relic. He was ready to ping Terezi herself to ask for the location when he suddenly spotted a familiar looking doll hanging from a tree. He grinned, and followed the trail of condemned plushies until he reached what he was looking for.

Terezi's treehive loomed above him, seeming taunting him and his journey as he approached the base and peered up. He couldn't hear anything, and he knew Karkat wouldn't pick up if he messaged him, so he did the only thing he could think of.

Eridan threw the body over his shoulder and gathered light in his hand, announcing his presence by blowing up a limb right outside of Terezi's respiteblock window.

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Long bouts of Smash Hatchmate, interrupted only by snack breaks and furious, surreptitious Trollian chats, tended to slip into mindless distractions and wasted hours. Somewhere around best 13 our of 25, Karkat had stopped counting wins or paying much attention to anything besides button mashing and internally repeating old conversations until his head pounded between his eyes.  So the noise of breaking and falling wood from outside startled him badly enough his character flipped right off the fucking stage.

"What the fuck was that?" Dropping the now useless controller he padded over to the window, sticking his head out and frowning around until stopping, very suddenly, at the sight of Eridan.  "What the hell?"

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-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling kvechingTechsupport [KTS] --

CC:
kyle human
CC:
this isnt CC
CC:
this is CA
KTS:
Oh! Eridan, hey dude.
CC:
i need you to undo somefin sol did
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
so tavv and vvris aint together no more
CA:
is that wwhat she said
CG:
WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER TO START WITH?
CA:
noww im wwonderin that too
CA:
shes a fuckin wwreck
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar havve you evven napped once since wwe last talked
CG:
NO TIME FOR NAPS
CA:
maybe if you took the time twwo take a few naps you wwouldn't feel so inclined twwo humor that human as much as you do
CA:
but noww im pretty fuckin convvinced that you like feelin frustrated all the time
CG:
FIRST OF ALL NAPPING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE WIDE VARIETY OF ASSHOLES I BARELY TOLERATE
CA:
yes it does
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- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwe need to talk
CG:
ABOUT WHAT
CA:
about the l2s human
CG:
OH MY FUCKING
CG:
WHAT ABOUT HIM
CA:
do you knoww wwhat spooge is
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did somefin

CA:
again

CG:
SOMETHING STUPID?

CA:
i dont think so

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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:

YOU WERE RIGHT

ABOUT THE BLACKCRUSH THING

I WASN'T TRYING TO BLOW YOU OFF OR ANYTHING I THINK I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING

SINCE IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING IDIOTIC AND SHAMEFUL

BUT TEREZI SAID I KEEP TRYING TO HIDE SHIT FROM MYSELF AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT

SO I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

AND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A FUCKING DUNGEON RIGHT NOW AND I'M RAMBLING AT AN EMPTY SCREEN LIKE A MORON HAVING A SEIZURE AT HIS KEYBOARD, GREAT, GOOD JAM THERE KARKAT

SO, YEAH. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER I GUESS. AFTER I FINISH PULLING OUT MY OWN PANMEAT OUT THROUGH MY NASAL SOCKET WITH A FORK FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT TO

WHATEVER

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]! --

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]! --


CA:

i wwas about to givve you shit for bein pitch for a human

but

im not in much of a better position

as far as bangin my head against a fuckin dungeon wall out a frustration goes

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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
ARE YOU ON LOWAA?
CA:
yeah wwhats up
CG:
CAN YOU CHECK SOMETHING FOR THIS ENDLESS HEADACHE OF A JOKE THAT IS FROG BULLSHIT
CA:
oh is there one a those frogs here
CG:
POSSIBLY?
CA:
if its one a the humans than i dont give a fuck
CA:
tell them tough fuckin luck
CA:
there i made it a poem
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
i should not havve culled you
CA:
despite your actions bein detestable
BI:
oh damn dude
CA:
your consequence should havve been less
CA:
oh howw did ter put it
CA:
less permanent
BI:
aw, thanks dude
BI:
I accept your apology :)
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-- loves2Nubb [L2N] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

L2N: Hey troll dude

CA: you havve a lotta FUCKIN nervve imin me after the shit you pulled on our leader

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA: the humans havvent evven figured out their aspects yet

CA: theyre more concerned wwith gettin fucked up on wwhatever sustenance they can find

CA: though wwhat did the christophe human say

CA: no it wwas the ITR human hes in some tunnel wwith him

CA: the one particularly stupid human doesnt evven know wwhat god tier is

CA: i cant believve i wwas actually concerned

CG: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ASSHOLES

CG: IN FACT HERE, LET ME TAKE A MOMENT TO JUST REVEL IN HOW MUCH YOU WERE ALL TOLD

CG: AND HOW MUCH OF THAT TELLING WAS VIA MY BRILLIANCE

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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]--

CA: sol i need to havve a wword wwith you about these aliens and our session

CA: i assume youvve been updated on the situation

TA: iive actually been optiimiziing my tiime wiith marathon makeout 2e22iion2 ehehehe.

CA: i didnt need to hear that

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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling loves2Spooge [L2S]--

CA: wwhats spooge

L2S: It's spooge

L2S: You know

L2S: Butters brand creamy filling

L2S: For athletes

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