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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –

CA:
greetins eq
CT:
D--> I blocked you for a reason, seadweller
CT:
D--> While as far as I am concerned we are even in the matters of death
CT:
D--> That is not an invitation to speak with you
CA:
i understand
CA:
this aint just some run a the mill convversation
CA:
kar and i havve devvised a neww strategy as far as the humans and this game goes and wwe need your assistance
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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
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"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --
CA:
nep
CA:
has eq evver blocked you before
AC:
:33 < what the fuck did you do this time ampurra
CA:
kars mad at me
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did it
CA:
i one shot the fuckin angel today
CG:
COMPLETELY?
CA:
i think so
CG:
GOOD. FUCK THOSE THINGS IN THEIR SHRIEKY AUDITORY NIGHTMARE TUBES.
CA:
no twitchin or nothin
CG:
DID YOU GO UP AND KICK IT TO CHECK?
CA:
wwell
CA:
i wwatched at a distance for about 10 seconds before smashin its face in wwith my boot
CA:
and it didnt movve
CA:
and then i yanked a tuft a feathers off its mangled wwings and threww it on the ground
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Troll Nep

Mar. 25th, 2014 06:41 am
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --

CA:
nep
AC:
:33 < hello mr big butt pants
CA:
i take it your still hissy ovver the wwhole
CA:
me cullin eq thing
AC:
:33 < yes im afurraid there isnt much you can do to reverse that
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CA:
kar ivve been thinkin

CG:
THAT'S NEW AND EXCITING TERRITORY
ABOUT WHAT?

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CA: i havve twwo questions for you eq

CT: D--> I will not resume construction on the robot, it has already become a sparring robot and been dismembered

CT: D--> And there is little you could pay me with

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CA: okay kar turn on your vvideocam because i got all the outfits lined up
CG: THAT
CG: WOW.
CG: ....WOW.
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CA: howw could you lie to me
CG: NO
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CA: kar you need to be on the lookout for that blue blood cretin
CG: WHAT?
CA: you wwouldnt believve the things wwe ended up discussin last night he actually wwanted me to slay your lusus
CA: wwhich i wwould havve probably done anywway but not as a favvor to anyone in particular
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
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CT: Grovel

Dec. 10th, 2013 10:55 pm
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CT: D --> Your highneighs
CT: D --> I hate to bother you but you perhaps have some information relevent to the fleet recruits
CA: wwhat are you evven thinkin about glubbin me up wwithout a formal apology dont think i havvent heard about you lurkin around my hivve tryin to catch a peek at the royal jewwels
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