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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
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"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling kvechingTechsupport [KTS] --

CC:
kyle human
CC:
this isnt CC
CC:
this is CA
KTS:
Oh! Eridan, hey dude.
CC:
i need you to undo somefin sol did
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol
CA:
havve you seen anyfin out a the ordinary on your planet
TA:
whod you get two unlock your trolliian handle?
TA:
and no it ju2t look2 liike the u2ual 2hiit. who care2?
CA:
i learned one or twwo things about computer shit hangin around your sorry glutes for too long
CA:
i asked the kyle human
TA:
yeah that2 what ii fuckiing thought.
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling incitedtoRiot [ITR] --

CA:
the kyle humans not respondin and i aint talkin to the fat one or the spooge one
CA:
wwhat can you tell me about zodiacs
CA:
the "horoscopes" wwith the months you havve
ITR:
Horoscopes.
CA:
yes
ITR:
What exactly do you need to know? Are you seriously messaging me so that I can read your daily horoscope off to you and the rest of your friends?
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did somefin

CA:
again

CG:
SOMETHING STUPID?

CA:
i dont think so

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
i should not havve culled you
CA:
despite your actions bein detestable
BI:
oh damn dude
CA:
your consequence should havve been less
CA:
oh howw did ter put it
CA:
less permanent
BI:
aw, thanks dude
BI:
I accept your apology :)
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] at 21:30 --

CA: greetins cockbag

OD: Excuse me?

CA: thats wwhat you are right

CA: a cockbag

CA: thats wwhat your princess called you at least

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