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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi kar
CA:
salufuckintations
CA:
are you havvin a fabulous fuckin ashen day
CG
WOW WITH A GREETING LIKE THAT HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER KIND?
CA:
i wwanna glub
CA:
can i glub to you
CA:
is that still okay
CA:
or does sol havve to be in here too to glub
CG
FUCK NO, YOU'LL BOTH START SHRIEKING AT EACH OTHER OR WORSE
CG
IF I HEAR ONE MORE INNUENDO SO THINLY VEILED IT'S TRANSPARENT, I WILL RIP OFF MY EARS, SHOVE THEM DOWN MY WINDTUBE, AND CHOKE TO DEATH
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-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling kvechingTechsupport [KTS] --

CC:
kyle human
CC:
this isnt CC
CC:
this is CA
KTS:
Oh! Eridan, hey dude.
CC:
i need you to undo somefin sol did
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwas that twwo much
CA:
the beard thing
CG:
NO.
CG:
WELL, NO, YEAH.
CG:
BUT WHATEVER
CG:
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
CA:
i really did hate that thing
CA:
platonically
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

CA:
human i am going to ask you one question
CA:
and if you answer me this i may actually spare your fuckin life or at least make it quick dependin on howw much i like your answer
OD:
Well my teammates are working on saving me anyway, but nice to see you came around Fishbro!
CA:
nothin your teammates can do can stop our wwrath
CA:
but you answwerin this might
CA:
wwhat in the glubbin hell does you "cancer" zodiac sign mean
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
human tell me
CA:
since youre one a the feww wwho i can tolerate talkin to
BI:
aw dude are we back to human
CA:
bi human
CA:
wwhat wwas it again
CA:
kenny
BI:
sup dude
CA:
okay
CA:
thats your name alright
CA:
in the fat humans memo
BI:
sup
CA:
or presentation
BI:
yup
BI:
lol fuckin powerpoint?
CA:
wwhen he drew out us
CA:
powwerpoint
CA:
wwhats a powwerpoint
CA:
a point a powwer i thought you all dethrowwned him
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
as your one and only quadrantmate i feel somewwhat inclined to at least ask you wwhat the fuck is goin on
TA:
well let2 fuckiing 2ee.
TA:
ii am patiiently waiitiing my grubbiing turn iin liine two punch the 2hiit human iin the face.
TA:
whiile al2o haviing two tollerate everyone2 RAMPAGIING BULL2HIIT.
TA:
that pretty much fuckiing 2um2 iit up.
CA:
evveryones wwaitin their turn you aint special
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
i should not havve culled you
CA:
despite your actions bein detestable
BI:
oh damn dude
CA:
your consequence should havve been less
CA:
oh howw did ter put it
CA:
less permanent
BI:
aw, thanks dude
BI:
I accept your apology :)
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CA: Glub

Mar. 12th, 2014 12:33 am
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar the fat humans askin me how to beat sol wwithin an inch of his life
CA:
theyre already attemptin to gather intel on our wweaknesses
CG:
PROBABLY BECAUSE SOLLUX AND I WERE BOTH TALKING ABOUT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN THE MEMO
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
wwatch out
CA:
the fat human just messaged me askin howw to leave you and i quote "within an inch of his life begging for mercy"
TA:
ehehehehehe wow.
TA:
oh no ii2 he breakiing up wiith me?
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-- twinsArmageddon [TA] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TA:
hey dont fliip your 2hiit but iim goiing two go punch od iin the faceplate
CA:
i thought the neww human wwas goin to do that
CA:
and wwont kar get mad
CA:
he got mad at me
CA:
but by all means do it
TA:
yeah well he needs two 2hiit or get off the gaper becau2e there ii2 not nearly enough panle22 viiolence goiing on here.
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so sol tells me yesterday that he wwent pale wwith kar some years back, and wwhile it wwasnt shockin, the more i dwwell on it the more im gettin steamed ovver it. he accused me a bein jealous wwhich is laughable since there's nothin to envvy there. it predictably failed miserably so case fuckin closed on that. no, im mad because kar nevver bothered to tell me and noww i knoww wwhy sol flipped his shit and took out my eye.

im also startin to suspect wwhy kar wwouldnt commit in the beginnin or take my ring. i had thought it wwas about his blood color or wwhatevver but noww i think it has to do wwith some lingerin pale feelins here. it wwould explain the online shit that happened a wwhile back and wwhy he immediately wwent to kar for his horn. i dont believve he wwent to ter first, i think hes still pale for him. and wwhile i dont think kar reciprocates anymore, i think he still feels obilgated since rads not around to do it and ter apparently didnt movve in.

the wworst part about this all is that one a the humans already picked up on their wweird chemistry, and noww sols goin to kick his gargantuan glutes ovver his accusation. at least sol told me first before he did it, and i wwas flattered at first first because i thought he wwas defendin my honor. noww i wwised up - its because he doesn't wwant anyone proddin around his pale crush on my moirail. i mean apparently the OD human thinks theyre black, but wwith howw little he knowws about troll romance, he probably just got the quadrants mixed up.

black or pale, i'm pissed. i wwas on the vverge a reamin him out last night, but i didnt wwant him goin ovver to the humans pumped wwith unpredictable nerd rage. i dont wwant kar blamin me for another accident. im mad at kar too, this is the like the second or third fuckin thing hes kept from me. i tell him evveryfin, wwhy does he think im so untrustwworthy.

wwhy did sol knoww he wwas a lowwblood before I did. abovve all else this bit is wreakin havvoc in my thinkpan. it makes me think he knowws more than just the fact that hes a lowwblood, i think he knowws the color too. onjectivvely i guess i dont care, its more that he knowws and i dont. i wwent so far as to ask him up front if theres somethin kars hidin from me, and sol said no.

but wwe both knoww he is.

if this is just some kind a twwisted pitch game sol tryin to wwork on me its pretty fuckin effectivve, but hes goin too far. i wwish i didnt let him off so easy last night. noww i havve to come up wwith a wway to one up him. im not about to mess wwith his quadrants, thats just so fuckin loww. evven after wwe promised not to invvolve kar too. typical for a classless mustardblood like him, but i havve my dignity to maintain.

maybe ill invvite him ovver to dinner on top a one a the spires on lowwa. lets see howw he handles a flock of angels before i havve to inevvitably savve his scrawwny hide.

that probably means i havve to alchemize more a that lowwblood chum. detestable.
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((takes place mid-memo ))

CG: ) :< B

CG: GREAT FUCKING JOB POSTING DEAD BODY PICTURES TO A MEMO, SHITBAG

CG: IN FACT GREAT JOB KILLING A BUNCH OF HUMANS AND CARAPACES IN GENERAL, YOU ARE THE KING OF ALL MURDER, ALL HAIL YOUR INTOLERABLE BULLSHIT!!

CA: wwhat theyre too many a them as it is

CG: NOPE

CG: I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHITTY GAME CONSTRUCTS

CG: BUT YOU'RE JUST ROLLING AROUND IN BLOODLUST FOR NO REASON, SO NOPE

CA: wwhatevver kar i wwas born wwith it

CG: YEAH AND IT'S STUPID AND UNNECESSARY SO STOP

CA: i bet the hgd wwill fight

CA: thatll be fun

CG: ERIDAN

CG: AMPORA

CA: see him try before he gets his limbs bit offf

CG: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

CG: <> <> <>

CG: STOP

CA: no

CG: OKAY, THEN I'LL COME AND WAKE YOU UP

CA: it wwont wwork im havvin too much fun

CG: OH IT'LL FUCKING WORK

CG: SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES, ASSMUNCH

CA: fuck i better find that hoofbeast humper then

CA: 20 mins to go

CA: fuck

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-- loves2Nubb [L2N] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

L2N: Hey troll dude

CA: you havve a lotta FUCKIN nervve imin me after the shit you pulled on our leader

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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TC: sUp My FiShY mUtHaFuCkIn FrIeNd?

CA: youre the last fuckin troll i wwant to talk to today

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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]--

CA: sol i need to havve a wword wwith you about these aliens and our session

CA: i assume youvve been updated on the situation

TA: iive actually been optiimiziing my tiime wiith marathon makeout 2e22iion2 ehehehe.

CA: i didnt need to hear that

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--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: kar

CG: WHAT

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] at 21:30 --

CA: greetins cockbag

OD: Excuse me?

CA: thats wwhat you are right

CA: a cockbag

CA: thats wwhat your princess called you at least

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bootyInspector [BI] has begun pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]

BI: heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy there

BI: so I heard you might be the mermaid bug princess?

BI: I was looking to talk with her ;)

CA: mermaid bug princess

CA: first off wwho in the glubbin hell are you and secondly howw fuckin dare you refer to me or fef as a 'mermaid bug princess'

CA: consider yourself tagged for cullin you insubbordinate slugpanned idiot

Read more... )BI: sorry kenny the princess is in another castle

BI: damn

BI: do you know which one she is then dude cuz slogging through like 15 of you dudes is gonna get real old ten minutes ago.

CA: like id actually tell you

CA: assumin youre one a those aliens kar wwas glubbin about

CA: wwhich one a us is the heiress a the cod damn empire

CA: shes a princess you fool wwhat makes you think you havve the right to be pesterin her

CA: she has wway more important things to do

BI: yep that's me, international alien of mystery haha

BI: I wanted to talk to her about derse, the STRONG dude said she'd been there

BI: but lol its cool if you're playing the whole like, country club snobby dude bouncer thing

BI: not like I can't just keep going through the list :)

CA: wwhats there to knoww about derse its just some planet wwith a bunch a annoyin habitants wwith no sense a personal space

CA: ivve been there and its nothin spectactular

CA: so there has your curiosity been properly addressed noww you dont havve to go messagin fef wwith your pointless questions

CA: evven if youre some plunder inspector

CA: ill havve you knoww i personally manage her assets so you havve no porpoise inspectin any a her stuff

CA: i bet youre not evven certified

BI: dude I'll have you know I went to like, six whole years of booty college ok

BI: expert inspection here

BI: anyway so you've been there too?

BI: you didn't notice anything weird??

CA: booty college

CA: so do you havve a degree in maraudery or any a the looting sciences

CA: i myself find life on the sea much more beneficial

CA: wwhich i havve plenty a years experience so dont be throwwin your useless schoolfeedin in my face

CA: wweird howw

CA: the wwhole games wweird

BI: lol so a career dude that's cool I can respect that I mean

BI: no making up for experience am I right

BI: ;)

BI: weird like

BI: dunno, you don't like

BI: hear anything?

CA: youre oddly charmin for an alien

CA: that or your a browwn nubber and i dont take kindly to kiss asses

CA: wwithout the proper context a course

CA: if the mindless chatter a the carapaces counts then yes

CA: unless youre glubbin about the horrorterrors fefs obsessed wwith those things

CA: but i doubt it since youre just some lowwlife alien howw wwould you knoww about them

CA: let alone hear them

BI: hahahahah yeah dude kissing ass is a work of art its gotta be all

BI: contextually appropriate

BI: right framing devices and shit, lol

BI: but no legit I can respect a dude who knows his booty

BI: or lady, all you guys screenames are ambiguous as shit lol

BI: ahhhhhhhhh so they're called horrorterrors here?

BI: or is that like the troll name and they're called something else in game~?

CA: noww im dowwnright suspicious a you

CA: first you wwant an audience wwith fef

CA: then you start butterin me up like some remora

CA: noww youre tryin to find out more about the horrorterrors

CA: wwhat are you anglin for here

BI: well the blue dude said the princess would know the deal with derse

BI: I was thinking that'd include those creepyshits in space

BI: it's kind of the same conversation lol

BI: and dunno dude I thought we were being friendly here ahahah it's not like I got a reason to be an asshole right now?

CA: like shell you dont

CA: just wwhat are you aliens doin in our session anywway

CA: are you supposed to be helpin us or hinderin us or wwhat

CA: if you wwant to help wwe dont need it

CA: if you wwant to hinder us youll be as dead as a mutant grub on its wwriggling day

CA: im surprised eq didnt scare you awway though im sure he wwould havve covvered this

BI: nah dude equius is hilarious omg

BI: like, damn

BI: good times

BI: but yeah dude THATS THE QUESTION huh like

BI: 2 teams

BI: 2 game worlds

BI: what's up with that??

BI: and like personally I'm more into, like, trying to save earth and get it back than fucking with you guys game but

BI: whatever, you know?

CA: the fact that youre evven here indicates somefins fucked up

CA: and wwhy wwould you wwant to savve your wworld anywway

CA: is your wworld evven wworth savin i mean howw many galaxies do you havve jurisdictions in

CA: and wwell be clammin the neww univverse here so youre shit outta luck in that department

BI: lol wait you don't wanna save your world?

BI: no friends and fam back home to like

BI: summon up from nonexistence?

BI: like yeah people suck half the time but most the dudes I know are pretty legit, dying by meteor forever cuz hell's... gone? maybe? is a shitty way to do it, dude

BI: and I gotta get my sister back too so like, that's a big thing

CA: theres no wway to savve it if its already gone

CA: besides everyone i evven remotely givve a fuck about is already here

CA: or at least here in sprite form

CA: wwhen i make a neww wworld wwith the rest a my friends i wwont just be an officer ill be the cod damn matesprit a the empress

CA: wwell build a neww alternia together and create a wwhole neww generation a seadwwellers along wwith a neww system a govvernance

CA: though i dont knoww wwhy im telling you these things

CA: i dont evven knoww you

CA: cod wwhy are you so easy to open up to are all you aliens like this

BI: hahaha nah not everybody I'm just good at listening lol

BI: what's a matesprit

BI: like her royal husbando?

CA: oh right you aliens probably have some primitive perception a relationships and romance

CA: that depends

CA: wwhats a husbando

CA: im already royal so thats a givven

BI: her manmeat

BI: pool boy

BI: baby daddy

BI: you know

CA: did you just rap at me

CA: ivve nevver been so insulted

BI: hahahahaha fuck no dude

BI: rapping takes like

BI: dunno, you gotta be good with words and shit

BI: and not white lol

CA: youre wwhite blooded

CA: ive nevver heard a that before thats certainly a mutation wworth notin

CA: you wwoulda been culled right out back home

CA: anywway a matesprit is the flushed concupiscent quadrant

CA: and im on my wway towwards bein fefs

CA: so id appreciate it if youd refrain from callin her a mermaid princess

CA: as a matter a fact just pretend i nevver evven mentioned her

BI: no dude gotta get up to speed I'm all color blooded all the bloods of the rainbow

BI: man you guys kill each other for all kinds of reasons huh

BI: that's kinda shitty, not gonna lie

BI: lol so she's not a mermaid?

BI: just like, regular princess

BI: no oceanside playset included?

CA: stop squiddin around you cant be all the colors theres only one blackblooded resident i knoww a

CA: unless youre sayin you wwant to be hemoanonymous then in that case ivve got another troll you should hit up

CA: then again im still not sure wwhether i not i should encourage more contact betwween our species

CA: and for fuck sakes no shes not a mermaid but shes certainly no 'regular' princess

CA: and wwhat in cods name is an 'oceanside playset' is that some kind a aquatic merriment apparatus

CA: are you getting koi wwith me

BI: lol no its all like hologram sticker style, tilt the blood see new colors, rainbowriffic

BI: the fuck's hemoanonymous

BI: too many hemo words dude I feel like it's sophomore bio all over again

BI: lol just saying dude

BI: as a japanese princess myself

BI: just wanted to check what the deets on her royal status was yknow to be polite and shit when I message her

BI: nothings worst than some asshole getting your princess status wrong like a fat flabby cockbag haha

CA: wwait so youre a princess as wwell

CA: wwell wwhy didnt you say so in the first place

CA: no wwonder i felt so comfortable talkin to you

CA: wwere royalty

CA: and if you really do have holographic blood theres bound to be vviolet or tyrian in there somewwhere

CA: wwhats a cockbag tho

BI: fuck yeah

BI: crowned by the head of Sony himself

BI: most kawaii sugoi princess of all time gotta say

BI: hahahah oh man of Time get it

BI: but yeah dude so what are you a princess too or a duke like that bow and arrow guy or what

BI: dunno how the government structure of bugaliens work lol

BI: a cockbags like a dude who's your friend and all but can't stop acting like a douche all the damn time and just back the fuck down about the whole wizard king crap

BI: and then tries to pull a bunch of bullshit like it's not super obvious ahahah

BI: like for real

CA: prince

CA: also the advvisor to the heiress

CA: and that boww and arroww guy is one lousy excuse for a duke if thats wwhat he called himself

CA: and the system a goverment is that wwe have an empress (HIC) and the seadwwellers reign supreme

CA: the landwwellers and lowwbloods only exist to servve the highbloods

CA: since our lifespan is longer and wwere better suited to conquest

CA: also i agree wwizard kings are crap

CA: wwriggler nonsense

CA: sounds like you havve a cockbag friend wwhos into wwizards

CA: tell him to groww the fuck up

CA: no one wwill take him seriously otherwwise

BI: hah that's some like old school style medieval shit right there

BI: oppressing the peasants and shit, don't tell gregory hahahaha

BI: he'll rabble up all the low dudes and lead them into like, unionization or shit man I dunno

BI: can bug klingons unionize? like, is voting even a thing for you dudes? can the empress get overruled by some dude if everybody's working with him or you guys just solve that shit with a .45?

BI: lol yeah growing up's a thing he needs to work on man the wizard shit doesn't even really begin to like

BI: it's just like, damn, dude, wtf are you doing half the time

BI: fix your shit before you fuck up even worse, omg

BI: who even knows dude

CA: bug klingons i mean really

CA: if the lowwbloods unionize then theyll be greeted wwith a heapin dose a reality vvia the cullin drones

CA: its been a wwhile since someone tried since they usually dont get past the archeradicators

CA: none a their attempts wworked seadwellers and highbloods alwways come out ahead

CA: wwe havve the proper resources and the prowwess to endure

CA: they havve unstable telepathic abilities and squishy hides

CA: wwell you didnt bring him into the game did you that wwould havve been a mistake

CA: otherwwise wwho cares hes dead noww

BI: lol wow that sounds way shitty for the common man dude like

BI: OBEY OR DIE

BI: what about ~obey cuz your princess is great~

BI: ~and will get everybody playstations~

BI: better strategy imo

BI: lol well yeah

BI: dude's a cockbag doesn't mean he should die in meteors man

BI: what kind of shitbag friend would I be there haha

CA: the "common man" wwouldnt evven havve a chance if not for the protection a the imperial fleet

CA: we face the threat a galatic wwar on a daily basis

CA: they should be thankful theyre evven alivve

CA: our princess is already great and she doesn't need to be handin out "playstations" to be so

CA: dont evven glub to me about strategy i mean youre the ones wwho bring in potentially self-destructivve players into the game because "wwhat kind of friend wwould i be"

CA: you sound just like her

BI: if she's great then like

BI: she shouldn't need to like

BI: threaten everybody to get them to follow her, yeah? :)

BI: and dude like, whatever, you're saying you've got no dumbass destructive bros on your team?

BI: everybody's got ~that dude~

CA: thats wwhat i wwas sayin

CA: you sound just like her

CA: shed rather cuddle wwith the lowwbloods not cull em

CA: i dont knoww wwhere she picked that up

CA: and no wwe dont

CA: besides me, wwe have a dead ghost girl, a paraplegic wwho can control animals with his thoughts, a skeevvy no-good psiionic, a wweird cat girl wwhos good wwith her claws, a fashionista wwith a penchant for sawwin things in half, a blind girl obsessed wwith justice, spiderwwench wwho can control lowwbloods with her mind, a drenched gymrodentpest wwho probably hasnt showwered since we arrived here, a drugged up clowwn wwho clubs things, fef wwho wweve already discused

CA: and our leader kar shouts at things, cares too much, and slices up imps wwith his sickle

BI: hey don't knock cuddling man like

BI: anybody can be sexy as shit but putting out a good cuddle is like

BI: a ~life skill~

BI: ahahahahahaha dude that's

BI: wow that's like

BI: the bad news bears of alien teams lol

BI: which one's the drunky jerkass coach with a heart of gold lol

CA: cuddlin is only appropriate wwhen youre in the right quadrant

CA: and like fuck id go red wwith a lowwblood

CA: wwhy wwaste the effort

CA: thats kar

CA: hes a special case

BI: he a mermaid prince too hahahaha

CA: unfortunately, despite his aqauatic lusus and impeccable leadership scales, he is not a seadwweller

CA: wwe dont knoww wwhat his blood color is hes the hemoanonymous troll i wwas talkin about

CA: he hinted to me he wwas a lowwblood but im not convvinced

CA: not yet

BI: lol yeah that'd be tough if it was

BI: unstable squishy hides?

BI: hahahaha I know how that goes

BI: everybody loves a hero

BI: till they figure out who he is :|

CA: i wwouldnt go so far as callin him a hero but

CA: hes definitely somefin

CA: and i doubt theres really anyfin to find out

CA: if hes a lowwblood than so be it

CA: he and i had this convversation and i basically concluded that hes still the same troll but

CA: im not about to excuse his undesirable lowwblood traits

BI: lol 'undesirable' that's like

BI: some nazi shit right there dude

BI: aliens are fucked, man

CA: wwhats a nazi

CA: and wwere certainly not fucked wwe clearly havve our shit together better than you all do

CA: I only see about four or 5 more screen names on my list I don't recognize howw in the bloody hell do you expect to wwin this game

BI: what's a nazi lol

BI: damn how do you explain that shit

BI: you got me, ms thompson, you were right, one day I was gonna need to know european history better

BI: revenge from beyond 9th grade and the grave at the same time

BI: I'd say ask eric but that's the worst idea hahaha

BI: anyway dude yeah 5 ppl sounds good more than that you get drama, five gives you a tiebreaker from four but keeps that whole small team dynamic thing

CA: i dont knoww wwhat the troll sam hell youre glubbin about

CA: but wwhos eric is he a nazi

CA: also five team members is paltry in comparison howw do you expect to kill your king

CA: do you evven havve space and time players

BI: eric's our cockbag and yeah essentially hahah

BI: which's why he'd explain it for shit all

BI: what king?

BI: I thought we had to like, restore peace and balance to the five elements of harmony with friendship and shit on our planets

BI: and yeah we totally have that covered I've got this time bandit shit down, man, time is gonna be my like

BI: fair maiden that I steal from a tower

BI: all sexy

BI: with my sweet robin hood mustache

CA: ask your cod damn leader im not about to givve awway any advvice
CA: but between royalty, its the final boss a the wwhole game
CA: i hope you havve someone wwhose good at chess

CA: im going to hit up this cockbag nazi guy then



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