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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] --

CA:
gam
CA:
command eq twwo make the robot that sol wwants
TC:
sUp My FiShY fRiEnD
TC:
wHaT
TC:
I aIn’t OnE fOr GiViNg OrDeRs
TC:
tHaT's BeSt FrIeNdS fUcKiNg BuSiNeSs
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
alright kar

CA:
wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

CA:
howw do you wwant twwo handle it

CG:
HANDLE WHAT.

CA:
your

CA:
eyes

CG:
GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –

CA:
greetins eq
CT:
D--> I blocked you for a reason, seadweller
CT:
D--> While as far as I am concerned we are even in the matters of death
CT:
D--> That is not an invitation to speak with you
CA:
i understand
CA:
this aint just some run a the mill convversation
CA:
kar and i havve devvised a neww strategy as far as the humans and this game goes and wwe need your assistance
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol i need twwo troll up eq about this robot thing but i need you twwo undo the blocks on trollian
TA:
ehehehe wow you 2tiill haven't fiigured that 2hiit out?
TA:
bam, done.
CA:
good
TA:
run free, my pandamaged diip2hiit.
CA:
a 'pandamaged dipshit' wwhose about twwo get you your long desired twwin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
so before i make a fool a myself
CA:
is "mutant" a charged term
CA:
like callin someone
CA:
objectivvely
CA:
or should i use another wword
CA:
i mean you dont givve a fuck i guess so i dont knoww wwhy im askin you
TA:
ehehehe what the fuck.
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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
-
 
"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --
CA:
nep
CA:
has eq evver blocked you before
AC:
:33 < what the fuck did you do this time ampurra
CA:
kars mad at me
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--

CG:
ERIDAN ARE YOU ON LOCAS
CA:
maybe
CA:
wwhy
CG:
WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU RIPPING UP EVERYONE'S FUCKING PLANETS!?!?!?
CG:
STOP
CG:
I AM GETTING FUCKING COMPLAINTS
CA:
so wwhat they dont need to knoww wwhat im doin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -- 

CA:

wwhat happened twwo you did you eat twwo much grubcorn and havve twwo throww it up

TA:

fuckiing BU2Y cant talk

CA:

cant talk nothin wwhat happened

TA:

ii 2aiid

TA:

iim bu2y

TA:

2o ofd

TA:

2o go eat a bulge

CA:

right let me get on that OH WWAIT i cant seein that youre bein a melodramatic busy bee fuckhead

CA:

does it havve twwo do wwith eq y/n

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] --

CA:
dont fuckin get twwo cozy flingin those kind a insults at the mustardblood
CA:
you dont havve the right
CT:
D--> What
CA:
especially after hes helpin you so much
CT:
D--> He is a lowb100ded wastrel
CT:
D--> I have every right to be frank in his many flaws
CA:
nope
CA:
that right is now revvoked from you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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CA: Coddle

Mar. 30th, 2014 11:32 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
you didnt tell me human had hair evverywwhere
CG:
IS THIS THE NEW GOSSIP
CA:
its wwhat eq told me
CG:
IS THIS THE VITAL INFORMATION THAT'S NOW BEING PASSED THROUGH THE ROUNDS
CG:
LIKE BURROWBEASTS THROUGH THEIR TUNNELS
CA:
and that you and him wwere glubbin about humans
CA:
i see howw it is
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- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwe need to talk
CG:
ABOUT WHAT
CA:
about the l2s human
CG:
OH MY FUCKING
CG:
WHAT ABOUT HIM
CA:
do you knoww wwhat spooge is
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-- [CA] started trolling [CG] --

CA:
kar
CA:
stop wwhat youre doin and shush me
CA:
tell me the most non sexy and motivvational thing you can think of
CG:
WHAT?
CG:
STOP THINKING WITH YOUR BULGE, AMPORA, AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL
CG:
ALSO SHOOSH
CA:
dont FUCKIN say bulge kar
CA:
dont fuckin say it
CA:
say somethin nonsexy that has nothin to do wwith bulges
CG:
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
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Troll Nep

Mar. 25th, 2014 06:41 am
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --

CA:
nep
AC:
:33 < hello mr big butt pants
CA:
i take it your still hissy ovver the wwhole
CA:
me cullin eq thing
AC:
:33 < yes im afurraid there isnt much you can do to reverse that
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"So wwhen wwe message him that wwe're here, I'll be back a good couple feet. If he swwings, it probably wwon't catch you and I'll be far enough awway that my face wwill be spared." Eridan spieled off, stepping onto the familiar landing of Eq's grand staircase to the front of his hivve. "I'm prepared to look a little swwollen after the surgery, but I can't deal wwith another black eye again. I just can't, Kar." 

 -

Equius finished layering the eye with a water resistant coating, hearing voices outside. The oppressive silence of his land made it easy to detect the arrival of guests. He waved his hand to Arthour, sending him out to greet them.

-

 

"Because I know when I'm about to operate to install a delicate piece of machinery and attach it to even more delicate nerves, my first fucking inclination is to pound the shit out of the area like a Cullinarist beating grubs into pâté," Karkat rolled his eyes, stopping as the door opened to Equius' lusus.  He blinked. "Hey. We're here to see tall blue and smelly."

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Eridan clicked hard on the 'x' button, closing out of Sol's chat with a sneer. Just like that, Karkat and Sollux were friends again - as if his eye hadn't been blow off and the mustardblood didn't send his moirail into another crying fit. Furthermore, Sollux had the fucking gall to attempt to 'calm' Karkat down - whatever the fuck that meant - after being the one to send him into /another/ worried typing frenzy over some ridiculous Sopor Plant of all things.

And then, the dangling fruit on the fucking grubpaste layered stack, Sollux claimed to be "filtering the air" about his moirallegiance with Karkat after blatantly crossing pale boundaries.

Hastily responding back to Karkat's last message, Eridan slammed his husktop shut and brisked away from his makeshift desk, leaving his moirail in the red tinted respiteblock. Cape swaying behind as he made his way towards the central staircase, he willed away some of the painfully familiar screeching voices in his subconscious before finally reaching the roof.

There was no better place to put his favorite pile, and with wistful sigh, he dove head first into the mounting heap of wands and curled up in a grub position.

-

((TIME SKIP WHERE SEVERAL LOGS HAPPEN))


Closing the chat window with Terezi, Karkat sighed at the one behind it, standing up and cracking his shoulders before starting up the stairs. Emerging up into the hazy brown night, he paused before spotting a corner of violet peeking out from the wand pile.  He walked over, sneakers padding against the roof of his hive, before coming to a stop next to the pile and reaching to lift up what part of the cape he could see.  "Hey, shitstain, you know you have to be all covered up if you're going to hide in the pile."

-

 

Snapping out of his daze, Eridan took one final glance at the last trollian message Sollux had sent and powered off his Monicle with a fleeting smile. “I kneww I should a ditched the cape wwhen I had the chance.”

A shallow brown light could be seen somewhere to his left, so with a hasty wave of his arm, Eridan shoved some of the wands away and shifted his head so that only his horns emerged. “Come on in. Today’s been a fuckin trip, hasn’t it?” 


 

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TA: iit2 a bunch of word2 kk made up

TA: the 2hiit bi gave tz ii2 2ome kiind of human food called weed

TA: al2o iif youre goiing two 2top beiing my carriier wiingbea2t iim goiing two clo2e thii2 out agaiin and ju2t go back two kk2 wiindow diirectly ehehehe

CA: are you seriously fuckin givven him human food

CA: ivve been tryin all wweek gettin him to eat better and noww youre shittin all ovver my efforts

CA: typical

CA: troll titans taint youre the most fuckin loathsome mound a spit covvered vvowwels ivve evver had the displeasure to fuckin knoww
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