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CA:
hi kar
CA:
salufuckintations
CA:
are you havvin a fabulous fuckin ashen day
CG
WOW WITH A GREETING LIKE THAT HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER KIND?
CA:
i wwanna glub
CA:
can i glub to you
CA:
is that still okay
CA:
or does sol havve to be in here too to glub
CG
FUCK NO, YOU'LL BOTH START SHRIEKING AT EACH OTHER OR WORSE
CG
IF I HEAR ONE MORE INNUENDO SO THINLY VEILED IT'S TRANSPARENT, I WILL RIP OFF MY EARS, SHOVE THEM DOWN MY WINDTUBE, AND CHOKE TO DEATH
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CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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CA: Sob

Jun. 13th, 2014 12:05 pm
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CA:
kar i knoww todays supposed to be your day
CG:
MY DAY
CG:
JEGUS
CG:
F
CA:
but remember the other day wwhen wwe were talkin about howw sols gettin wworse
CG:
YEAH
CA:
wwell wwe just broke up
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CA:
alright kar

CA:
wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

CA:
howw do you wwant twwo handle it

CG:
HANDLE WHAT.

CA:
your

CA:
eyes

CG:
GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

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CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
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CG:
YOU TOLD THE FUCKING HUMANS?!?!!?!?!
CA:
i didnt tell em
CG:
**YOU FUCKING TOLD THEM**
CA:
i consulted the kenny human on time advice
CG:
I JUST HAD ONE OF THEM FUCKING ASK IF I WAS SICK
CG:
WHERE DID HE GET *THAT* IDEA!?!?
CA:
yes thats howw i phrased it
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CG:
ERIDAN ARE YOU ON LOCAS
CA:
maybe
CA:
wwhy
CG:
WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU RIPPING UP EVERYONE'S FUCKING PLANETS!?!?!?
CG:
STOP
CG:
I AM GETTING FUCKING COMPLAINTS
CA:
so wwhat they dont need to knoww wwhat im doin
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CA: Mope

May. 14th, 2014 09:47 pm
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CA:
kar
CG:
ERIDAN?
CA:
youre not dead right
CG:
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME NOW?
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CA: i wwish vvris’ ancestor wwrote more
CA: she mentioned other trolls
CA: sometimes i wwonder if theyre any of our ancestors since wwere all hatefriends and all
CA: like theres a slavve that caused the breakup of mindfang and dualscars kismesitude
CA: i alwways wwondered who that wwas
CG: SOME POOR FUCKER CAUGHT IN A BUNCH OF SHITTY HIGHBLOOD POWER GAMES
CG: THAT'S WHO
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CA:
wwakin time kar
CA:
i can make you some grub wwaffles
CG:
WHAT?
CA:
i just wwoke up
CA:
decided twwo see
CA:
wwhats up
CA:
thats all
CG:
THE ALCHEMIZER CONTINUES TO DEFY EXPECTATIONS AND THE LAWS OF SMELL AND BE THE FOULEST STINKIEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER IMAGINED
CG:
THAT'S ALL
CA:
wwhy dont you let me have a go at it
CA:
im pretty good
CA:
ive made a couple small things
CA:
rings and stuff
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CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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CA:
so tavv and vvris aint together no more
CA:
is that wwhat she said
CG:
WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER TO START WITH?
CA:
noww im wwonderin that too
CA:
shes a fuckin wwreck
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CG:
ERIDAN WHAT'S THE CODE FOR YOUR SOPOR
CA:
you mean
CA:
the real shit
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CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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CA:
kar havve you evven napped once since wwe last talked
CG:
NO TIME FOR NAPS
CA:
maybe if you took the time twwo take a few naps you wwouldn't feel so inclined twwo humor that human as much as you do
CA:
but noww im pretty fuckin convvinced that you like feelin frustrated all the time
CG:
FIRST OF ALL NAPPING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE WIDE VARIETY OF ASSHOLES I BARELY TOLERATE
CA:
yes it does
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CA:
kar wwas that twwo much
CA:
the beard thing
CG:
NO.
CG:
WELL, NO, YEAH.
CG:
BUT WHATEVER
CG:
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
CA:
i really did hate that thing
CA:
platonically
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CA:
kar
CG:
HEY
CA:
do you havve time soon to talk ovver late grubmeal
CG:
I WAS GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING CLEARING OUT SOME BULLSHIT DUNGEON OF ITS ASSORTED OBNOXIOUS INHABITANTS AND THEIR INTOLERABLE SHRIEKING, BUT I GUESS I CAN PUT THAT INCREDIBLY VITAL TASK OFF
CA:
no i mean
CA:
wwhen you havve time obvviously
CG:
FUCKING SHITGRUBS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING DUNGEON
CG:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
CA:
somefin
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CG:
IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR ME TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
CG:
UNLESS THEY'RE LITERALLY DYING OR ON FIRE
CA:
i figured
CA:
ter just pinged me
CG:
OH OKAY GOOD
CG:
I HAVE TO GO THOUGH
CA:
#p41lt13m
CA:
go gettem
CG:
GO FUCK YOURSELF

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CA:
hes growwin up so fast
CA:
wwhy didnt he tell me first tho
CA:
wwhy did i havve to hear it from ter
CA:
glub

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CG:
ARE YOU ASKING YOURSELF RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ABOUT ME IN MY CHAT WINDOW
CA:
wwould you expect anyfin different
CG:
BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING GET OVER THERE BEFORE SHE CHANGED HER MIND, ASSHOLE.
CA:
im havvin a soliliquey here
CG:
YEAH THAT'S STUPID
CA:
oh
CG:
STOP THAT
CA:
right
CA:
okay im stoppin
CA:
havve fun
CA:
be careful

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CA:
shes got sharp teeth
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CG:
HEY
CA:
you aint dead right
CG:
I TOLD YOU I WASN'T
CA:
wwell that wwas twwo hours ago
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CA: Coddle

Mar. 30th, 2014 11:32 pm
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CA:
you didnt tell me human had hair evverywwhere
CG:
IS THIS THE NEW GOSSIP
CA:
its wwhat eq told me
CG:
IS THIS THE VITAL INFORMATION THAT'S NOW BEING PASSED THROUGH THE ROUNDS
CG:
LIKE BURROWBEASTS THROUGH THEIR TUNNELS
CA:
and that you and him wwere glubbin about humans
CA:
i see howw it is
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