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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi kar
CA:
salufuckintations
CA:
are you havvin a fabulous fuckin ashen day
CG
WOW WITH A GREETING LIKE THAT HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER KIND?
CA:
i wwanna glub
CA:
can i glub to you
CA:
is that still okay
CA:
or does sol havve to be in here too to glub
CG
FUCK NO, YOU'LL BOTH START SHRIEKING AT EACH OTHER OR WORSE
CG
IF I HEAR ONE MORE INNUENDO SO THINLY VEILED IT'S TRANSPARENT, I WILL RIP OFF MY EARS, SHOVE THEM DOWN MY WINDTUBE, AND CHOKE TO DEATH
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- condescendingChum [CC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] -

CC:
yo fishlips howd your team handle the frog ship
CA:
wwere still handlin the frog ship
CA:
better talk to kar about it he knowws more than i do
CA:
besides i havve quite a dilemma on my hands
CA:
i mean im takin care of it but im not all fuckin cheery
CC:
who da fuck asked you to be cheery
CC:
#got too much cheer on this team anyway
CC:
#Even after zahhak cancels out leijon
CA:
yeah speakin a wwhich can you fuckin keep your mutant trolls in check
CC:
which ones
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--

CA:
ter
CA:
you need to troll up sol or somefin
CA:
and quick
GC:
WHY
CA:
i cant really say wwhy
GC:
1'M BUSY W1TH MYST3R13S
CA:
he just needs someone to calm him dowwn
CA:
immediately
GC:
>:\
GC:
WHY 1S TH4T MY JOB
GC:
1'M NOT H1S MO1R41L
CA:
like shell you arent
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] --

CA:
gam
CA:
command eq twwo make the robot that sol wwants
TC:
sUp My FiShY fRiEnD
TC:
wHaT
TC:
I aIn’t OnE fOr GiViNg OrDeRs
TC:
tHaT's BeSt FrIeNdS fUcKiNg BuSiNeSs
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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-- twinArmageddons [TA] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TA:
hey.
TA:
2o.
TA:
2orry ii gue22.
TA:
you're 2tiill a douchefiin.
CA:
i knoww i am
CA:
im not the one wwhose changed
CA:
or
CA:
rather i havve changed but id like to think for the better
CA:
since im stronger
TA:
WOW FUCK YOU, II'M GRUBFUCKIING APOLOGIIZIING TWO YOU AFTER YOU ACTED LIIKE A 2HIITHOLE AND ALL YOU CAN 2AY II2 HOW MUCH II 2UCK NOW?
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CA: Sob

Jun. 13th, 2014 12:05 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i knoww todays supposed to be your day
CG:
MY DAY
CG:
JEGUS
CG:
F
CA:
but remember the other day wwhen wwe were talkin about howw sols gettin wworse
CG:
YEAH
CA:
wwell wwe just broke up
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
alright kar

CA:
wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

CA:
howw do you wwant twwo handle it

CG:
HANDLE WHAT.

CA:
your

CA:
eyes

CG:
GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –

CA:
greetins eq
CT:
D--> I blocked you for a reason, seadweller
CT:
D--> While as far as I am concerned we are even in the matters of death
CT:
D--> That is not an invitation to speak with you
CA:
i understand
CA:
this aint just some run a the mill convversation
CA:
kar and i havve devvised a neww strategy as far as the humans and this game goes and wwe need your assistance
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol i need twwo troll up eq about this robot thing but i need you twwo undo the blocks on trollian
TA:
ehehehe wow you 2tiill haven't fiigured that 2hiit out?
TA:
bam, done.
CA:
good
TA:
run free, my pandamaged diip2hiit.
CA:
a 'pandamaged dipshit' wwhose about twwo get you your long desired twwin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
so before i make a fool a myself
CA:
is "mutant" a charged term
CA:
like callin someone
CA:
objectivvely
CA:
or should i use another wword
CA:
i mean you dont givve a fuck i guess so i dont knoww wwhy im askin you
TA:
ehehehe what the fuck.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --
CA:
nep
CA:
has eq evver blocked you before
AC:
:33 < what the fuck did you do this time ampurra
CA:
kars mad at me
Read more... )
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-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling kvechingTechsupport [KTS] --

CC:
kyle human
CC:
this isnt CC
CC:
this is CA
KTS:
Oh! Eridan, hey dude.
CC:
i need you to undo somefin sol did
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
YOU TOLD THE FUCKING HUMANS?!?!!?!?!
CA:
i didnt tell em
CG:
**YOU FUCKING TOLD THEM**
CA:
i consulted the kenny human on time advice
CG:
I JUST HAD ONE OF THEM FUCKING ASK IF I WAS SICK
CG:
WHERE DID HE GET *THAT* IDEA!?!?
CA:
yes thats howw i phrased it
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--

CG:
ERIDAN ARE YOU ON LOCAS
CA:
maybe
CA:
wwhy
CG:
WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU RIPPING UP EVERYONE'S FUCKING PLANETS!?!?!?
CG:
STOP
CG:
I AM GETTING FUCKING COMPLAINTS
CA:
so wwhat they dont need to knoww wwhat im doin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol
CA:
havve you seen anyfin out a the ordinary on your planet
TA:
whod you get two unlock your trolliian handle?
TA:
and no it ju2t look2 liike the u2ual 2hiit. who care2?
CA:
i learned one or twwo things about computer shit hangin around your sorry glutes for too long
CA:
i asked the kyle human
TA:
yeah that2 what ii fuckiing thought.
Read more... )

CA: Mope

May. 14th, 2014 09:47 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar
CG:
ERIDAN?
CA:
youre not dead right
CG:
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME NOW?
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
my friend kan isnt pickin up and fefs annoyed at me
CA:
i need some input
CA:
and youre a good listener
BI:
hahah sure dude what's up
CA:
i think this game is messin wwith my moirail
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: i wwish vvris’ ancestor wwrote more
CA: she mentioned other trolls
CA: sometimes i wwonder if theyre any of our ancestors since wwere all hatefriends and all
CA: like theres a slavve that caused the breakup of mindfang and dualscars kismesitude
CA: i alwways wwondered who that wwas
CG: SOME POOR FUCKER CAUGHT IN A BUNCH OF SHITTY HIGHBLOOD POWER GAMES
CG: THAT'S WHO
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