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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] --

CA:
dont fuckin get twwo cozy flingin those kind a insults at the mustardblood
CA:
you dont havve the right
CT:
D--> What
CA:
especially after hes helpin you so much
CT:
D--> He is a lowb100ded wastrel
CT:
D--> I have every right to be frank in his many flaws
CA:
nope
CA:
that right is now revvoked from you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar havve you evven napped once since wwe last talked
CG:
NO TIME FOR NAPS
CA:
maybe if you took the time twwo take a few naps you wwouldn't feel so inclined twwo humor that human as much as you do
CA:
but noww im pretty fuckin convvinced that you like feelin frustrated all the time
CG:
FIRST OF ALL NAPPING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE WIDE VARIETY OF ASSHOLES I BARELY TOLERATE
CA:
yes it does
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwas that twwo much
CA:
the beard thing
CG:
NO.
CG:
WELL, NO, YEAH.
CG:
BUT WHATEVER
CG:
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
CA:
i really did hate that thing
CA:
platonically
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
as your one and only quadrantmate i feel somewwhat inclined to at least ask you wwhat the fuck is goin on
TA:
well let2 fuckiing 2ee.
TA:
ii am patiiently waiitiing my grubbiing turn iin liine two punch the 2hiit human iin the face.
TA:
whiile al2o haviing two tollerate everyone2 RAMPAGIING BULL2HIIT.
TA:
that pretty much fuckiing 2um2 iit up.
CA:
evveryones wwaitin their turn you aint special
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-- caligularAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol i just wwant you to knoww that kar and i are practice sparrin and i think wwe both knoww wwhat the outcomes goin to be
CA:
but you heard it from me that its obvviously not anythin wworth frettin about
CA:
the poor thing thinks he can beat me wwith his sickle
TA:
wow hey look at the tiime.
TA:
iit mu2t be dont giive a fuck o clock.
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CA: Coddle

Mar. 30th, 2014 11:32 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
you didnt tell me human had hair evverywwhere
CG:
IS THIS THE NEW GOSSIP
CA:
its wwhat eq told me
CG:
IS THIS THE VITAL INFORMATION THAT'S NOW BEING PASSED THROUGH THE ROUNDS
CG:
LIKE BURROWBEASTS THROUGH THEIR TUNNELS
CA:
and that you and him wwere glubbin about humans
CA:
i see howw it is
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CA: Pry

Mar. 30th, 2014 09:54 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] --

CA:
thought id let you knoww too
CA:
the genetic material the human produce is toxic and diseased
CA:
says the princess human
CA:
the more you fuckin knoww
CT:
D--> I find myself being surrounded by unasked for knowledge of human biology from my teammates
CA:
thats because wwere onto you and wwouldnt you knoww
it wwere actually concerned about the physical and mental health of our teammates
CT:
D--> I find it curous why I am the one people assume is courting a human
CT:
D--> When everyone else is asking them about their body hair and genetic material
CA:
no
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- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwe need to talk
CG:
ABOUT WHAT
CA:
about the l2s human
CG:
OH MY FUCKING
CG:
WHAT ABOUT HIM
CA:
do you knoww wwhat spooge is
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[[CA wants to send wwhatsupsol.png do you accept]]

[[COORDINATES TO DENIZEN[]


CG:
NO
WRONG WINDOW

CA:
fuck
sorry kar
theres the coordinates though
yeah you wwerent supposed to get that
hope you didnt open it
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-- [CA] started trolling [CG] --

CA:
kar
CA:
stop wwhat youre doin and shush me
CA:
tell me the most non sexy and motivvational thing you can think of
CG:
WHAT?
CG:
STOP THINKING WITH YOUR BULGE, AMPORA, AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL
CG:
ALSO SHOOSH
CA:
dont FUCKIN say bulge kar
CA:
dont fuckin say it
CA:
say somethin nonsexy that has nothin to do wwith bulges
CG:
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did it
CA:
i one shot the fuckin angel today
CG:
COMPLETELY?
CA:
i think so
CG:
GOOD. FUCK THOSE THINGS IN THEIR SHRIEKY AUDITORY NIGHTMARE TUBES.
CA:
no twitchin or nothin
CG:
DID YOU GO UP AND KICK IT TO CHECK?
CA:
wwell
CA:
i wwatched at a distance for about 10 seconds before smashin its face in wwith my boot
CA:
and it didnt movve
CA:
and then i yanked a tuft a feathers off its mangled wwings and threww it on the ground
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i did somefin

CA:
again

CG:
SOMETHING STUPID?

CA:
i dont think so

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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:

YOU WERE RIGHT

ABOUT THE BLACKCRUSH THING

I WASN'T TRYING TO BLOW YOU OFF OR ANYTHING I THINK I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING

SINCE IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING IDIOTIC AND SHAMEFUL

BUT TEREZI SAID I KEEP TRYING TO HIDE SHIT FROM MYSELF AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT

SO I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

AND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A FUCKING DUNGEON RIGHT NOW AND I'M RAMBLING AT AN EMPTY SCREEN LIKE A MORON HAVING A SEIZURE AT HIS KEYBOARD, GREAT, GOOD JAM THERE KARKAT

SO, YEAH. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER I GUESS. AFTER I FINISH PULLING OUT MY OWN PANMEAT OUT THROUGH MY NASAL SOCKET WITH A FORK FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT TO

WHATEVER

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]! --

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]! --


CA:

i wwas about to givve you shit for bein pitch for a human

but

im not in much of a better position

as far as bangin my head against a fuckin dungeon wall out a frustration goes

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
you comin ovver here or wwhat
CA:
as much as i like campin out on the boww a my ship im not one to be stood up
TA:
yeah maybe later twoday.
TA:
iim wriitiing 2hiit.
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
ARE YOU ON LOWAA?
CA:
yeah wwhats up
CG:
CAN YOU CHECK SOMETHING FOR THIS ENDLESS HEADACHE OF A JOKE THAT IS FROG BULLSHIT
CA:
oh is there one a those frogs here
CG:
POSSIBLY?
CA:
if its one a the humans than i dont give a fuck
CA:
tell them tough fuckin luck
CA:
there i made it a poem
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
i should not havve culled you
CA:
despite your actions bein detestable
BI:
oh damn dude
CA:
your consequence should havve been less
CA:
oh howw did ter put it
CA:
less permanent
BI:
aw, thanks dude
BI:
I accept your apology :)
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