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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CA:
wwakin time kar
CA:
i can make you some grub wwaffles
CG:
WHAT?
CA:
i just wwoke up
CA:
decided twwo see
CA:
wwhats up
CA:
thats all
CG:
THE ALCHEMIZER CONTINUES TO DEFY EXPECTATIONS AND THE LAWS OF SMELL AND BE THE FOULEST STINKIEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER IMAGINED
CG:
THAT'S ALL
CA:
wwhy dont you let me have a go at it
CA:
im pretty good
CA:
ive made a couple small things
CA:
rings and stuff
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
CA:
ter did you see or hear wwhat happened to kar at the party'
CA:
ter
GC:
>:\
GC:
WH4T
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -- 

CA:

wwhat happened twwo you did you eat twwo much grubcorn and havve twwo throww it up

TA:

fuckiing BU2Y cant talk

CA:

cant talk nothin wwhat happened

TA:

ii 2aiid

TA:

iim bu2y

TA:

2o ofd

TA:

2o go eat a bulge

CA:

right let me get on that OH WWAIT i cant seein that youre bein a melodramatic busy bee fuckhead

CA:

does it havve twwo do wwith eq y/n

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
so tavv and vvris aint together no more
CA:
is that wwhat she said
CG:
WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER TO START WITH?
CA:
noww im wwonderin that too
CA:
shes a fuckin wwreck
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
CG:
ERIDAN WHAT'S THE CODE FOR YOUR SOPOR
CA:
you mean
CA:
the real shit
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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
TC:
yO uNdErWaTeR bRoThEr, YoU aRoUnd?
CA:
im plannin a fuckin picnic
TC:
oK cOo
TC:
I'm GeTtInG tHe ImP pEePs ToGeThEr FoR LiKe A fUcKiNg CrAzy AsS GaThErInG
CA:
still doin that huh
CA:
talk twwo any humans or do anyfin useful
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] --

CA:
dont fuckin get twwo cozy flingin those kind a insults at the mustardblood
CA:
you dont havve the right
CT:
D--> What
CA:
especially after hes helpin you so much
CT:
D--> He is a lowb100ded wastrel
CT:
D--> I have every right to be frank in his many flaws
CA:
nope
CA:
that right is now revvoked from you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar havve you evven napped once since wwe last talked
CG:
NO TIME FOR NAPS
CA:
maybe if you took the time twwo take a few naps you wwouldn't feel so inclined twwo humor that human as much as you do
CA:
but noww im pretty fuckin convvinced that you like feelin frustrated all the time
CG:
FIRST OF ALL NAPPING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE WIDE VARIETY OF ASSHOLES I BARELY TOLERATE
CA:
yes it does
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar wwas that twwo much
CA:
the beard thing
CG:
NO.
CG:
WELL, NO, YEAH.
CG:
BUT WHATEVER
CG:
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
CA:
i really did hate that thing
CA:
platonically
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CA:
kar
CG:
HEY
CA:
do you havve time soon to talk ovver late grubmeal
CG:
I WAS GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING CLEARING OUT SOME BULLSHIT DUNGEON OF ITS ASSORTED OBNOXIOUS INHABITANTS AND THEIR INTOLERABLE SHRIEKING, BUT I GUESS I CAN PUT THAT INCREDIBLY VITAL TASK OFF
CA:
no i mean
CA:
wwhen you havve time obvviously
CG:
FUCKING SHITGRUBS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING DUNGEON
CG:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
CA:
somefin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

CA:
human i am going to ask you one question
CA:
and if you answer me this i may actually spare your fuckin life or at least make it quick dependin on howw much i like your answer
OD:
Well my teammates are working on saving me anyway, but nice to see you came around Fishbro!
CA:
nothin your teammates can do can stop our wwrath
CA:
but you answwerin this might
CA:
wwhat in the glubbin hell does you "cancer" zodiac sign mean
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling incitedtoRiot [ITR] --

CA:
the kyle humans not respondin and i aint talkin to the fat one or the spooge one
CA:
wwhat can you tell me about zodiacs
CA:
the "horoscopes" wwith the months you havve
ITR:
Horoscopes.
CA:
yes
ITR:
What exactly do you need to know? Are you seriously messaging me so that I can read your daily horoscope off to you and the rest of your friends?
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
human tell me
CA:
since youre one a the feww wwho i can tolerate talkin to
BI:
aw dude are we back to human
CA:
bi human
CA:
wwhat wwas it again
CA:
kenny
BI:
sup dude
CA:
okay
CA:
thats your name alright
CA:
in the fat humans memo
BI:
sup
CA:
or presentation
BI:
yup
BI:
lol fuckin powerpoint?
CA:
wwhen he drew out us
CA:
powwerpoint
CA:
wwhats a powwerpoint
CA:
a point a powwer i thought you all dethrowwned him
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CG:
IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR ME TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
CG:
UNLESS THEY'RE LITERALLY DYING OR ON FIRE
CA:
i figured
CA:
ter just pinged me
CG:
OH OKAY GOOD
CG:
I HAVE TO GO THOUGH
CA:
#p41lt13m
CA:
go gettem
CG:
GO FUCK YOURSELF

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CA:
hes growwin up so fast
CA:
wwhy didnt he tell me first tho
CA:
wwhy did i havve to hear it from ter
CA:
glub

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --
CG:
ARE YOU ASKING YOURSELF RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ABOUT ME IN MY CHAT WINDOW
CA:
wwould you expect anyfin different
CG:
BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING GET OVER THERE BEFORE SHE CHANGED HER MIND, ASSHOLE.
CA:
im havvin a soliliquey here
CG:
YEAH THAT'S STUPID
CA:
oh
CG:
STOP THAT
CA:
right
CA:
okay im stoppin
CA:
havve fun
CA:
be careful

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]!! --

CA:
shes got sharp teeth
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HEY
CA:
you aint dead right
CG:
I TOLD YOU I WASN'T
CA:
wwell that wwas twwo hours ago
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- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] -

CA:
fef i fucked up
CA:
i realize noww that im just a bad moirail in general
CA:
it wwasnt just us i just suck
CC:
t)(at's some of the worst bilgewater I've ever )(eard spew from your gills!
CC:
i mean you could R-E-ELY use some work!
CA:
no fuckin shit
CC:
but you're not )(orrible either!
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