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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol
CA:
havve you seen anyfin out a the ordinary on your planet
TA:
whod you get two unlock your trolliian handle?
TA:
and no it ju2t look2 liike the u2ual 2hiit. who care2?
CA:
i learned one or twwo things about computer shit hangin around your sorry glutes for too long
CA:
i asked the kyle human
TA:
yeah that2 what ii fuckiing thought.
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CA: Mope

May. 14th, 2014 09:47 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
kar
CG:
ERIDAN?
CA:
youre not dead right
CG:
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME NOW?
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 lowwaa is in ruins and im exhausted. at first i wwas just lookin, as i havve been -nonstop- since i fleww out a your hivve, for anythin. any loophole or construct out a the norm that could point me in the direction to the answer to all this. after a wwhile though, i just started blowwin shit up and it felt so good and i couldnt stop. i dont knoww wwho you told, and for your sake i dont wwant to go around to any of our teammates sayin shit that they shouldnt knoww. its been hard though, i had to resort to talkin to the princess human about it. i bounced off an idea i had, about the game bein the thing that started it. i think the game pulled some sort a time shit and sometime after you were hatched and crabdad picked you up... your blood turned that color. him bein the rogue a time and all, i thought hed havve some vvaluable input. he did, he agreed that it wwas a plausible idea. but then he said that regardless you wwere still, you know. a mutantblood.

i asked him wwhen it wwoulda happened, and he said that even if it wwas triggered in the game that you still wwoulda had that color as a wwriggler. so its no wwonder you think you wwere hatched wwith it - but that doesnt make you a traditional mutantblood, does it? wwhat the fuck is a traditional mutantblood anyway. ivve nevver heard of a real one. remember wwhen wwe glubbed about it? wwhen you said it wwas all rumors? wwere you basin all that on yourself? wwhy didnt you just say it there? wwe coulda entered the game wwith the mindset a stoppin it! noww its too late. he said you cant mess time shit up like that once its done. so noww youre stuck wwith that color and cod knowws wwhat illnesses and other shits associated wwith it. 

and on top of it all, i can't believve you told evveryone i dumped you. or you at least told sol. wwhy are you spreadin these lies noww? apparently youvve been spreadin all sorts a lies. i dont evven knoww wwhat to believve in anymore. one things for sure is that this game is one sadistic platform - and im done wwith it. howw does one "quit" anywway? its taken evveryfin from me: my home, my title, my birthright, my status, and noww my destined palemate. it needs to be stopped, but howw? theres got to be somefin that triggers its collapse, and i aint stoppin until i find it and destroy it. maybe then itll revverse it and you wwont havve that blood mutation anymore. maybe then you wwouldnt a lied to me for all these swweeps and betrayed me in the end. it changed you. this game fuckin changed you and i dont knoww wwho you are anymore. 

so ill evveryone a favvor and erase this already doomed timeline. speed up the fuckin process since theres no hope left anywway. wwhats the point a winnin and goin into a neww univverse if this glitched nightmare vversion a you is wwhats comin along wwith it? at least this wway no one else has to knoww about wwhat happened to you.

theyll all be dead and better off. this game is obviously settin a course for our inevvitable demise, but i wwont let it havve the satisfaction.

i miss you kar. i miss you so bad i cant breathe right at night. i cant sleep through the pain, the anger and the sobs. no amount a sopor wworks. i try to close my eyes and place myself back on one of our many piles, and wwhile it givves me maybe a minute or twwo of solace it doesnt last long. i end up reachin out for you and you aint there. the only thing that registers is the image a that blood and the fuckin spot on your eye and i retch. 

youre gone. im wwritin to a fuckin ghost. but wwell all be ghosts soon. will i rejoin you then?
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
my friend kan isnt pickin up and fefs annoyed at me
CA:
i need some input
CA:
and youre a good listener
BI:
hahah sure dude what's up
CA:
i think this game is messin wwith my moirail
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 tonight marks the first night a my search for the answer to our new problem. solvvin the mystery a the blood aspect is more difficult than i originally had hoped. the consorts on lopah speak in riddles and im not in the mood for puzzles. doesnt look like i havve much of a choice though. and wwith a busted husktop its evven worse. i havve my glasses still, but my trollian accounts been disabled by sol. ivve been havvin to sign on fefs and shes not too happy about it. i cant tell evven tell her wwhy sols mad at me. fuck i dont evven knoww. 

wwhy did you havve to tell him? i mean fuck kar did you tell him before you told me? does ter knoww you havve a blood disease too? is she /okay/ wwith that? im assumin she is, but thats crazy. hasnt she heard the rumors a wwhat that can do to a troll? i mean i only heard about blood diseases in terms a mutants but, clearly thats not the situation here, kar. i understand wwhy you'd think that, since i cant imagine wwhat it wwas like wwakin up one day wwith your eyes and blood like that, it must a throwwn you for a loop. you said you wwere hatched wwith it, but kar you evven said yourself mutants are culled as soon as theyre spotted. youre tryin to put logic to this and it aint a logical situation. the game aint logical, and it sucks but its wwhat wwe havve to deal wwith. 

you shouldnt a told them youre a mutant. if wword like that gets out, the others might start gettin ideas and wwhile i can fend off a bunch a them and i knoww you can too, its not ideal. i knoww you wwouldnt wwant to cull our teammates. evven in self defense. wwhy cant you just be patient and let me figure this out? if you wwere a mutant your wwouldnt havve had a lusus. there aint mutant luscii. if you wwere a mutant, youd be sickly and abnormal. you wouldnt havve made it this far. the game must a did some wweird time bullshit. cant you see im tryin to piece this together? i dont understand wwhy youre mad at me.

okay so i shouldnt a freaked out the wway i did, but can you blame me? i keep checkin my blood evveryday, seein if its happened to me too. so far its lookin good, maybe youre not contagious. but still, you glubbin to sol and then sayin i dumped you wwhen ivve dropped evveryfin to help you? that hurts kar. i mean you mean evveryfin to me and clearly they dont evven givve a shit about your health. and yet youre ovver there wwith them... and theyre callin you a mutant and callin me a castcist. howw nonsensical is that shit, are you evven listenin to them? you knoww i havve your best interests at heart. stop this shit and help me here.

tonight ill be sleepin alone, and it only seems like yesterday since wwe last piled. i already miss your hands, your shooshes, your warmth. im distancin myself from you for a reason, but id rather not go into it. please hold out for me - and for the lovve a cod stop spreadin this shit about yourself and ruinin all my hard wwork here.

its pissin me off.

pale for you 

eridan ampora
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA: i wwish vvris’ ancestor wwrote more
CA: she mentioned other trolls
CA: sometimes i wwonder if theyre any of our ancestors since wwere all hatefriends and all
CA: like theres a slavve that caused the breakup of mindfang and dualscars kismesitude
CA: i alwways wwondered who that wwas
CG: SOME POOR FUCKER CAUGHT IN A BUNCH OF SHITTY HIGHBLOOD POWER GAMES
CG: THAT'S WHO
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CA:
wwakin time kar
CA:
i can make you some grub wwaffles
CG:
WHAT?
CA:
i just wwoke up
CA:
decided twwo see
CA:
wwhats up
CA:
thats all
CG:
THE ALCHEMIZER CONTINUES TO DEFY EXPECTATIONS AND THE LAWS OF SMELL AND BE THE FOULEST STINKIEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER IMAGINED
CG:
THAT'S ALL
CA:
wwhy dont you let me have a go at it
CA:
im pretty good
CA:
ive made a couple small things
CA:
rings and stuff
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
CA:
ter did you see or hear wwhat happened to kar at the party'
CA:
ter
GC:
>:\
GC:
WH4T
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling loves2Spooge [L2S] --

CA:
l2s human
CA:
before this party is about twwo begin
CA:
do i havve your wword that you wwill not instigate your usual antics wwith my moirail
L2N:
Dude I already agreed to the retarded fake dating old spice thing
L2N:
get off my back
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -- 

CA:

wwhat happened twwo you did you eat twwo much grubcorn and havve twwo throww it up

TA:

fuckiing BU2Y cant talk

CA:

cant talk nothin wwhat happened

TA:

ii 2aiid

TA:

iim bu2y

TA:

2o ofd

TA:

2o go eat a bulge

CA:

right let me get on that OH WWAIT i cant seein that youre bein a melodramatic busy bee fuckhead

CA:

does it havve twwo do wwith eq y/n

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
so tavv and vvris aint together no more
CA:
is that wwhat she said
CG:
WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER TO START WITH?
CA:
noww im wwonderin that too
CA:
shes a fuckin wwreck
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
CG:
ERIDAN WHAT'S THE CODE FOR YOUR SOPOR
CA:
you mean
CA:
the real shit
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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --
TC:
yO uNdErWaTeR bRoThEr, YoU aRoUnd?
CA:
im plannin a fuckin picnic
TC:
oK cOo
TC:
I'm GeTtInG tHe ImP pEePs ToGeThEr FoR LiKe A fUcKiNg CrAzy AsS GaThErInG
CA:
still doin that huh
CA:
talk twwo any humans or do anyfin useful
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] --

CA:
dont fuckin get twwo cozy flingin those kind a insults at the mustardblood
CA:
you dont havve the right
CT:
D--> What
CA:
especially after hes helpin you so much
CT:
D--> He is a lowb100ded wastrel
CT:
D--> I have every right to be frank in his many flaws
CA:
nope
CA:
that right is now revvoked from you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
DOES AN ASHEN SOLICITATION COUNT IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY HAVING TO EXPLAIN HOW AN AUSPISTICE ACTUALLY WORKS LIKE A CLAWBEAST FOLLOWING A CRIPPLED GRUB?
CA:
wwhat do you mean
CG:
I MEAN IF THE WOULD BE AUSPISTICE SEEMS SERIOUS ABOUT THE OFFER BUT UNCLEAR ON THE DETAILS, DOES THAT REALLY COUNT FOR SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO THE QUADRANT?
CA:
wwho fuckin proposed twwo wwho
CG:
KTS IS HAVING A FIELD TRIP INTO SUPERIOR ALIEN CULTURES AND ALSO KEEPING HIS MOIRAIL FROM GETTING HIS IDIOT ASS BEAT
CA:
kts proposed ash twwo someone
CA:
formally
CA:
oh wwait
CA:
he proposed
CA:
twwo you
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
HE CALLED ME A FUCKING SLUT
CA:
i cant fuckin believe it
CA:
i wwas in shock
CA:
youre not a hateslut
CG:
NO, REALLY?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA: i bet you think youre smart shit wwith your plan twwo make me fuckin gain 200 imperial pounds
CA: i havvent been able twwo eat fuckin meat normally since you coated it in that cheese covvered shit
CA: wwhats in those fuckin things anywway
CA: troll crack
TA: ehehehehe wow.
TA: youre a pathetiic piiece of 2hiit arent you.
TA: ii dont know, try readiing the back of the bag or 2omethiing.
TA: chee2e ii gue22.
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