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CC:
yo fishlips howd your team handle the frog ship
CA:
wwere still handlin the frog ship
CA:
better talk to kar about it he knowws more than i do
CA:
besides i havve quite a dilemma on my hands
CA:
i mean im takin care of it but im not all fuckin cheery
CC:
who da fuck asked you to be cheery
CC:
#got too much cheer on this team anyway
CC:
#Even after zahhak cancels out leijon
CA:
yeah speakin a wwhich can you fuckin keep your mutant trolls in check
CC:
which ones
CC:
#got like
CC:
#3-4?
CC:
#does zahhak count? never could tell
CA:
the obvvious ones
CA:
your vantas and captor
CC:
so you mean nitram- oh
CA:
nitrams just useless he aint a mutant
CC:
yours dont got natural wings?
CA:
wwhat
CA:
not REAL ones
CA:
he probably has a collection a fake ones
CA:
fools obsessed wwith pupa pan
CC:
ours got the real deal
CC:
dudes been flyin round the forest bein all lost boys his whole life
CC:
anyway wuts tuna doin thats got your gills bunched up?
CC:
#dont gotta guess about vantas
CA:
howw do you fuckin handle there abject disrespect
CA:
do they talk dowwn to you too
CC:
wut?
CC:
tuna dont less we rippin on each other
CC:
An vantas you can just block if you aint his team leader
CC:
#gotta keep all the glubbin lines open
CC:
#even the annoying ones
CC:
aint like vantas is any bite to go with his bark
CC:
#also
CC:
#who glubs a single fuck what that asshole thinks?
CA:
thats not it
CA:
its not that i care about wwhat they think
CA:
its the NERVVE a them approachin us seadwwellers as though wwere supposed to HONOR their stupid requests
CA:
thats more kankri
CA:
but the fuckin captor twwin couldnt fuckin handle the truth about our planet and had the NERVVE to mess wwith my account
CA:
he aint my spade wwhat makes him think that somefin like thats okay
CC:
ahahaha yah i saw the messed up porn he posted
CC:
#fucked up dude
CC:
man messing with yer computer aint spade ship unless you got like
CC:
two hackers datin each other
CA:
lets
CA:
not talk about captors
CA:
just that you need to reign yours in
CC:
pft hes gettin his ship done for once steada spendin his time on sloppy makeouts
CC:
think hes finally kinda paranoid aboat what happens if you guys win over us
CC:
gotta give you guys props you motivated him with sheer culture suck
CC:
dunno if i wanna reign that in its workin pgood for me
CA:
i dont wwant talk about
CA:
captors makin out wwith anyone
CC:
uh
CA:
and he should be frightened
CC:
kay?
CA:
because if wwe do wwin hes right
CA:
wwe need more recruits
CC:
ahaha if you win im takin over the joint
CA:
oh wwill you
CC:
wouldnt mind bein the condescension a that
CC:
#actually gettin to rule ship
CC:
#steada the last beaches ideas
CA:
wwell
CA:
if youre good enough shore
CA:
but youll havve to fight fef for it
CC:
aint exactly seein that as a problem
CC:
she is who i think she is i been wantin to land a fork in that face for sweeps
CA:
oh
CA:
i mean
CA:
fefs my friend but fushias fushia
CC:
i guess she c001d just abdicate like i did before
CC:
#kinda a shame to stab someone so cute as shell
CC:
#but dem instincts get itchin
CA:
she is cute
CA:
but you do knoww as a seadwweller im assigned to protect her by any means necessary
CA:
wwhich means wwell have to spar of
CA:
but that might be fun
CC:
they let people in on the fuschia battles?
CC:
#thought itd be like a one on one non romantic dual or somefin
CA:
wwell wwhat usually happens is that they storm the palace
CA:
or the fuschia does
CA:
actually it hasnt happened yet
CA:
im not shore if im supposed to protect her from other fuschias or if her lusus has somefin to do wwith it
CA:
actually should stay out of it
CC:
wut she bringin her lusus into this
CC:
cant fight one on one?
CC:
#not that miss tenticles is any use in a fight cod damn
CA:
theres not a lot a resources on this
CA:
not many fuschias livve to challenge the queen so
CA:
maybe i just feel compelled to protect her
CC:
uh
CC:
kay?
CC:
if you gotta dual for honor or wutever guess you can fight our clampora while i fight her
CC:
just be careful he dont take it the wrong way
CA:
ugh no i havve no interest in meetin him
CA:
and i havve plenty a honor
CA:
i just
CA:
shes my friend thats all but
CC:
well i aint gonna krill her if she gives up
CC:
an doesnt live right where i live
CC:
#need an heiress i dont wanna stab got damn
CA:
im not invvolvvin myself in fuschia matters
CA:
so dont concern yourself
CA:
in fact id lovee to see us gettin back to our roots
CC:
aw yeah #take over planets
CC:
#get beaches
CC:
plan of action rite there
CA:
yes
CA:
FUCK yes
CA:
but those stupid mutant lowwbloods a yours to wwork
CC:
cept not so many of the fucked up shit from your guys place
CC:
or the dumbass stuff from mine
CC:
#just pick the cool ship from each place
CC:
#I am like 20% of the entire cool reserve of my whole world
CA:
wwhattevver as long as seadwwellers rule and wwe dont havve to put up wwith shit from lowwbloods
CA:
landwwellers alike
CC:
you do if they got the freshest shit
CC:
shoutnubs seemed cool
CC:
i aint forcin him to bottle ship up
CC:
#ship in a bottle pun
CC:
unlike our vantas who gonna have to live as far from me as technologically possible
CA:
no wwhen i mean landwwellers and lowwbloods kars excluded
CA:
i mean yours
CC:
uh
CC:
shore whatever
CC:
aint nofin stoppin you from bein a hermit away from all the warmbloods
CC:
my rules gonna be whoever kicks ass
CA:
its not that i WWANT to be a hermit
CC:
come kick ass with me
CA:
but once you or fef take ovver theres no need to
CA:
intermingle wwith them
CA:
ill kick ass wwith you shore
CA:
youre a seadwweller it makes sense
CC:
yeah you know im talkin bout tuna and shoutnubs an probably need a zahhak around to fix the ship n maybe nitram too dudes pcool
CA:
yes labor is fine
CA:
thats wwhat theyre meant for
CC:
man dey gonna be kickin ass wit me
CC:
#cept zahhak no one wants sweat flyin everywhere
CA:
i guess if your order them to
CC:
i dunno boat your team but mines got at least some cool people i aint gonna throw under the schoolfeedin vehical
CC:
if you want just seadwellers mebe you can hang out with clampora and your piexes
CA:
i meant in glubbin leadership positions
CA:
i dont care wwhos on the fuckin boat
CC:
well tunas gonna be my second
CC:
already made that promise
CA:
as long as they arent the ones bossin us around
CC:
#you know the seconds gonna be above whatever position you in right
CA:
wwhen you say second you mean
CA:
hell be your
CA:
pilot
CA:
correct
CC:
If he wants, psure i could get megido doin the ship instead
CC:
an none a your wired in pilots
CC:
ours did just fine not bein creepy as fuck
CA:
wwaterevver you just havvent been exposed to the sheer powwer a alternian fleets
CA:
once you see their capabilities im shore youll understand
CC:
i aint seein ship your fleets are all dead
CC:
#which like
CC:
#how?
CC:
#were they all on planet when the meteors hit?
CA:
no theyre still in space
CA:
back in our univverse
CA:
unless the glub culled them actually im not shore wwhat happened after wwe left
CC:
wut glub
CA:
fefs mom
CA:
shes a small horrorterror
CC:
wuts her lusus glubbin about thats so damn important
CC:
da fuck
CA:
and wwhen she cries it echoes throughout the galaxy and culls evveryone wwho aint a fuschia
CA:
ivve had to feed her constantly to shut her up
CC:
cuz what a species needs is a self destruct button
CA:
yeah it sucks
CC:
least our colonies are alive
CC:
#think at least one or two had mother grubs or was tryin to make new breedin planets?
CC:
#whatever stopped playin attention to politics a long time ago
CA:
im shore our colonies are fine too
CA:
it dont matter anywway
CA:
wwere goin to make a neww one
CC:
wut you got some psychic glub killin all of em
CC:
that aint fine
CC:
so new rule for the new universe non a that
CC:
no psychic glubs that can wipe out the species
CA:
im all for that shit
CA:
she wwas annoyin as glub
CA:
so this neww wworld a ours is lookin
CA:
okay i guess
CA:
but i think youre givvin the landdweller too much slack
CA:
the caste system exists for a reason
CC:
hey you want slack you gotta earn it
CC:
tunas always been pcool if kinda awful
CC:
rufiohs kinda badass
CA:
i dont knoww wwho rufi-
CA:
you mean THE rufioh
CA:
the one tavs alwways rantin about
CC:
uh
CC:
Rufiohs nitrams first name
CC:
if they been talkin i guess it makes sense?
CC:
think everyone but me has some kinda crush on this guy
CA:
wwell he aint bad lookin in the film
CA:
aint a nitram though
CA:
wwhatevver thats odd
CA:
regardless i do look forwward to this upcomin fuschia dual
CC:
shore
CA:
seadwweller drama is alwways the best
CA:
im shore the best fuschia wwill come out on top
CC:
pft drama
CC:
s just a beatdown
CC:
#shore the ruler of our race depends on it
CC:
#bu it aint like theres any question whod win
CA:
youre underestimatin fef
CC:
im shore she kicks bass
CC:
i just kick more
CA:
wwhats your plan then
CA:
howw do you intend on bestin her
CC:
ahaha no offense clampora but i aint sharin that with one of her friends
CC:
#thats what you call bad planning
CA:
drat you caught me there
CA:
thats exactly wwhat i wwas intendin to do
CA:
reel subtle there
CA:
#thats wwhat you call a bad attempt at glubbin
CC:
whatever
CC:
so you got anything to glub at me sides beachin bout warmbloods
CC:
#how pissed did you even get captor that he showed all that terrible porn
CC:
#wait was any of the hoofbeast stuff yours
CA:
no it wwas not mine
CA:
that wwas eqs
CA:
and i only showwed captor that film because he asked
CA:
so dont go blamin me
CA:
wwhy make a captor your fuckin second though
CA:
besides the obvvious
CC:
cuz he pretty cool an it goes with his whole dumb doubles thin?
CC:
guess i could make him third but hed never forgive me
CC:
#totally demoting him now and then just to see the sparks fly
CA:
noww see THAT wwould be funny
CA:
but captors are uncontrollable
CA:
they dont take instructions
CC:
mebe they just dont take yours
CC:
mines only slightly draggin his ass so he can keep having sloppy makeouts or piles
CA:
captor make outs
CA:
fuckin OVVERRATED if you ask me
CA:
and fuckin piles
CC:
look if you baitin me to ask about the bee in your bonnet
CA:
they need as many piles as they can get
CC:
i aint gonna bite that hook
CA:
NO
CC:
so either say it or dont
CA:
no its fine
CA:
evveryfins fine
CA:
im totally capable a handlin this on my owwn
CC:
#but at least give me props bee in your bonnet is the best way to talk bout a captor pissin you offf
CA:
#yes a course ivve used that sevveral times
CC:
if you that pissed at our captor tho why not just block em
CC:
#not that he wouldnt just unblock you if he wanted
CC:
#but i doubt he'd give enough of a ship to do it
CA:
because i shouldnt havve to
CC:
wut he spammin you wit porn or somefin
CC:
how pissed off did you get him
CA:
he hacked into my account and shit
CA:
and apparently i triggered him or
CA:
wwhatevver the FUCK that means
CC:
yeah thats how he says hello but what else
CC:
ahaha dont say that youll summon vantas to lecutre at us till we start hittin him
CC:
#surprisingly inneffective tactic
CC:
#but satisfying
CA:
oh ill hit him alright
CA:
but yeah thats wwhat happened
CA:
and then he fuckin sicked vantas at me
CA:
your vantas
CA:
and then i had to go to OUR vantas and
CC:
an you couldnt jsut
CA:
it wwas embarassin on all accounts
CC:
block our vantas
CA:
no
CA:
i shouldnt HAVVE to meenah dont you get it
CC:
#effective tactics against someone who can literally only talk to you online
CA:
WWE shouldnt havve to run from them
CA:
they should be runnin from US
CC:
I dont gotta run from ship im scary enough
CC:
guess you aint
CA:
you jsut said you havve to block him
CA:
so clearly you do
CC:
no I said YOU gotta
CA:
wwell you shouldnt evven havve to RECOMMEND it
CA:
you should REPRIMAND him
CC:
or you could block em
CC:
his passion for beatin you guys the best way to get him off his ass
CC:
and play the fuckin game
CC:
i aint steppin on that
CC:
my jobs proddin people to do ship not holdin hands and makin anyfin easier
CA:
wwell then prod him AWWAY FROM ME AND MY TEAMMATES
CA:
kar especially
CA:
i honestly dont care about the rets
CC:
aint sure if i should be gettin in the way a that shoutnubs seems to reeeely hate him
CC:
or at least wanna beat him up hisself
CC:
#plus that guy aint quiet if he wanted me to block kankri for him hed come to me himself
CA:
wwait
CA:
so yes thats it
CA:
we'll havve kar take care a it
CA:
and theyre havve a mutantblood dual
CA:
i knoww kar wwill wwin
CC:
wut
CC:
why
CC:
#you makin this a lot more dramatic than it needs to be
CC:
i was just thinkin shoutnubs beats him up or pitch for him or somefin or whatever
CA:
pitch
CC:
dont really glub a fuck about honorable duels that aint between me an another fuschia
CC:
i dunno? i aint up on his whole relationship history
CA:
i just nevver thought of it like that
CA:
but there aint no wway that vantas is gettin in my immediate quadrant family
CA:
fuck that
CC:
guess you gotta talk yours outa havin terrible taste then
CC:
or not
CC:
dont really got a glubbin clue if hes into him like that
CA:
fuck
CA:
yeah i do
CA:
that cant happen
CA:
it wwont
CA:
thanks for the head up though
CC:
aint like iv seen anyfin you havent
CC:
just readin the memos
CA:
[ca wants to send cc seadwellerschoolfeedinsweep6.zip]
CC:
wut
CC:
i already been schoolfed
CA:
this is alternian though
CA:
i think itll be useful wwhen it comes to understandin
CC:
yeah maybe ill read it when i aint got ship to do
CC:
#which is pmuch never
CC:
#gotta be runnin this team
CC:
#got the side job of makin ship run and still the highest level on the team
CA:
yeah yeah shore just
CA:
chapters elevven through fifteen are about fuschias and seadwweller status quo
CA:
maybe youll understand wwhere im comin from wwith all this
CC:
wutever once i beat the other beach i get to make the seadweller status quo
CC:
#im finkin clamshell phones an perches
CC:
#gotta give memos covered in glitter
CC:
#get some clowns runnin ship i like clowns
CA:
dont fix somefin that aint broken
CC:
wuts the point of rulin if i aint gonna get to do ship MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
CC:
*--E
CC:
das it dats the new fuschia status quo
CA:
as long as YOUR wway aint stupid
CC:
hey if you think it is theres always the highway
CC:
#wherever that leads in this metephor
CA:
clearly to somefin better if a CAPTOR of all trolls is your second in command
CA:
howw infuriatin
CA:
youll krill yourself in no time
CC:
hey dont whine atcher pitch problems to me
CC:
#once again aint bitin that hook
CA:
wwhat pitch problems
CA:
evveryfins fine
CA:
wwhats it to you anywway
CC:
nofin
CC:
's why i dont wanna hear it
CC:
#getting glubbed at in all directions by relationships in my team
CC:
#dont need it from yours too
CA:
good i hate that fuckin drama too
CA:
but
CA:
wwhat is the latest scoop on your team
CC:
wut you want all the hatchclone gossip
CA:
im just curious to see if anyfins translated ovver
CA:
is '7ULA" or whatever
CA:
is that the pyrope
CC:
yeah
CC:
she the rad one doin wheelies all over the imps
CA:
oh so mits red wwith the pyrope
CA:
thats interestin
CC:
i guess?
CC:
kinda borin
CA:
our captor and pyrope are pale
CC:
they just steady as a boat on clear waters
CA:
yeah wwith their skinny appendages and annoyin vvoices theyre clearly meant for each other
CA:
and then apparently my hatchclones a failure at all quadrants
CA:
but so is the vvantas
CC:
vantas says he swears em all off
CC:
#says
CC:
#says while lookin all over pryope
CA:
hah not surprisin at all
CA:
our vantas and pyrope are red
CA:
but wwhat about the vantas and ampora
CA:
are they evven friends
CC:
whata boat em
CC:
uh
CC:
well kankrill lecture at anyone who'll listen
CA:
aint that the truth
CA:
just interestin that nothins there but
CA:
wwhatevver i guess its good wwere not carbon copies
CA:
wwhat about the serkit
CC:
serket?
CC:
#boring
CC:
#boooooooooooooooooooring
CC:
#anyone whos tappin that has more patience than me
CA:
wwow
CA:
w
CA:
borin
CA:
thats the opposite a our
CC:
borin as shell
CA:
id still keep an eye out on her mischief is in serket blood
CA:
and uh
CA:
wwhat about you
CA:
you dont care about quads neither dont you
CC:
not right now
CC:
got ship to do
CC:
#this school a fish aint directin itself
CA:
fefs kind a the same wway
CA:
our diamond didnt wwork out
CA:
but thats more my fault
CA:
and her heart wwith sol thankfully floundered
CC:
uh
CC:
kay
CC:
thought she wasnt leadin ship
CA:
she isnt but
CA:
nevvermind its not a big deal
CC:
damn wish she was more like me
CC:
id love to hear the exploits of a boss beach on your kinda planet
CC:
#fuschia krillin all the dissentors
CC:
#forks head over foot
CC:
#mebe some light bakin i dunno
CA:
wwell thats just wwhat i wwas gettin at
CA:
she cares too much about evveryone and evveryfin
CA:
sometimes i wwodner if she can stay focused in a quadrant
CC:
uh
CC:
kay??!
CC:
#more info than i needed
CC:
so any juicy gossip that aint
CC:
that
CA:
no.
CA:
the vantas on our team and i are pale
CC:
oh
CA:
zahhak and leijon are pale
CC:
ahahah wut
CC:
wow
CA:
serket and the nitram used to havve athing
CA:
as did captor and medigo
CA:
and medigo and zahhak used to vacilitate
CC:
Zahhak gettin it on with some 'rediculous midb100d'
CC:
in the pale party
CA:
yes
CA:
and to be clear captor and medigo wwere pale too
CA:
serket and nitram wwere red i think
CA:
she and used to be black
CC:
wutd she do attack you with borin stories
CC:
#serket used 'bore to death'
CC:
#its super effective against seadwellers
CA:
no she actually wwas a swwashbucklin buccaneer
CA:
and raidin many a my ships
CC:
cool rp bro
CC:
ours just blathers
CA:
flarp not rp
CC:
wutever
CC:
so you had some breakups
CA:
yes
CA:
yes i ddi
CC:
got anyfin jucier
CA:
nope. thats evveryfin.
CA:
i think
CA:
neps got a thing for kar
CA:
i dont knoww if she still does
CA:
kans got a thing for vvris
CC:
maryams got a thing for everyone
CC:
if you catch my drift
CA:
uh
CA:
no
CA:
not ours
CA:
wwait wwell
CA:
she is a bit of an ashen flooze
CC:
#same habit, different quadrant
CA:
so wwhat your maryams a wwhat flooze
CC:
uh
CC:
redrom
CA:
ohhhhhh ho ho ho
CA:
wwell thats interestin
CA:
but no not ours
CA:
she wwas red for vvris the last time i checked and thats about all
CC:
ours been red foooor
CC:
I think most of us
CC:
#and probably rufioh multiple times
CC:
#wait has everyone hit on rufioh but me?
CC:
#cod damn this team cant keep it in their pants
CA:
evven the ampora
CC:
oh right no
CC:
not him
CC:
she aint that desperate
CA:
fuckin shit is this guy really that fuckin toxuc
CC:
#used to people assumin that if im talking quadrants he's automatically ommited
CC:
yep
CC:
no two ways about it
CC:
clamporas like a beached whale in romance
CA:
i cant havve him wwalkin around givvin amporas a bad name
CA:
im goin to kick his bass
CC:
do it after the games won i need his legs workin for him to play
CC:
an if your pitch hittin on him keep it out of anyone elses view cuz no one wants to see that
CA:
wwhat
CA:
fuck that
CA:
this is fuckin platonic as shit
CC:
kay
CC:
just warning you hes gonna try an grope ya
CC:
#course he may do that even before you fight
CA:
absolutely not
CA:
ill bloww his hand off before he evven gets a chance to reach
CC:
then you gotta blow him down fast
CC:
or just
CC:
not go near him
CC:
#reccomended tactics
CA:
someones gotta take him out
CA:
might as wwell keep it in the bloodline
CC:
uh
CC:
why
CC:
douchefin he is but less he glubs up to my face i dont give a shit if he being terrible off and alone
Aug 22, 2014 1:36 PM
CC:
#course if he fucks up my seapuns one more time
CC:
#cant say whatll happen
CA:
because i cant havve him makin amporas look bad
CC:
psure we can all tell you guys apart no ones gonna glub a fuck at you boat it
CA:
doesnt matter
CA:
but wwhatevver just let me knoww wwhen youre finished wwith him
CA:
and maybe wwe can take turns beatin the carp outta him
CC:
#i aint glubbing near that guy without a reason
CC:
but have fun
CA:
so uh
CA:
you wwanna meet on derse sometime
CC:
maybe if i gotta quest there or somefin
CC:
#lotta ship to do
CC:
#just one fuschia beach enough to do it
CC:
so
CC:
speakin of all the important shit i gotta do
CC:
i gotta go do that
CC:
right now
CA:
oh alright then
CA:
#sea you around
CC:
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