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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--

CA:
ter
CA:
you need to troll up sol or somefin
CA:
and quick
GC:
WHY
CA:
i cant really say wwhy
GC:
1'M BUSY W1TH MYST3R13S
CA:
he just needs someone to calm him dowwn
CA:
immediately
GC:
>:\
GC:
WHY 1S TH4T MY JOB
GC:
1'M NOT H1S MO1R41L
CA:
like shell you arent
CA:
it aint the time for this hes havvin a fuckin fit conniption here
GC:
WHY
GC:
WH4T D1D YOU DO
GC:
UGH
CA:
im not really shore wwhat the fuck i did
CA:
as i said this aint really the time for pointin your stinkin fingers
CA:
savve that for gam
CA:
right noww he
CA:
oh fuck did he just
CA:
howw this shit am i goin to get that out a the fuckin-
GC:
WOW
GC:
YOU'R3 NOT M4K1NG 4NY S3NS3
GC:
D1D H3 FRY YOUR P4N OR SOM3TH1NG
CA:
i KNOWW i aint
CA:
no but he might
CA:
im crouched behind a glubbin
GC:
W3LL TH4T'S YOUR PROBL3M TH3N!
CA:
im crouched behind somefin and prayin for dear life this wwhole room doesnt go crashin dowwn ovver my horns
GC:
D34L W1TH 1T UNL3SS YOU C4N'T H4NDL3 H1M
GC:
H3H3H3H3H3H3H
GC:
YOU MUST H4V3 R34LLY P1SS3D H1M OFF
CA:
its not that i cant handle him its that he needs a good fuckin shoosh and a firm pap and like fuck im goin to be the one to delivver
GC:
D1D YOU 1NSULT 4R4D14 OR SOM3TH1NG
CA:
no
GC:
W3LL
GC:
L1K3 1 S41D 1'M NOT H1S MO1R41L
CA:
for the love of COD ter
GC:
1 WOULD 4PPR3C14T3 YOU NOT M3DDL1NG 1N MY QU4DR4NTS
CA:
this aint evven meddlin this is basic
CA:
anyone wwith fuckin eyes knowws you twwo are pale crushin like fuckin cuddle happy woofpupbeasts
CA:
but uglier and much more boney
CA:
so heres your chance
CA:
ping him up and just make the movve
CA:
i cant believve how fuckin pitiful and pathetic hes actin
CA:
in my fuckin hivve no less
CA:
wwhat nervve
CA:
i hope youre fuckin wwelcome
GC:
GROSS!!
GC:
W3LL 4POLOG1Z3 FOR WH4T3V3R YOU D1D
GC:
4ND M4YB3 1'LL TH1NK 4BOUT H3LP1NG 4 L1TTL3
GC:
BUT 1'M NOT PUSH1NG H1M 1NTO 4 QU4DR4NT H3 DO3SN'T W4NT!
CA:
like fuck he doesnt wwant it
CA:
hes paler than a fuckin ghost for you
GC:
YOU DON'T KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT 1T!
CA:
did you not see howw he acted around you at the movvie meet up
CA:
and wwho the fuck wwas there for him after he had his fight wwith kar
GC:
NO
GC:
1 D1DN'T S33!!!!
GC:
4NYTH1NG
CA:
oh dont fuckin start that wwith me you knoww wwhat the fuck i mea-
CA:
oh shit there goes the fuckin wwall
GC:
UGH
GC:
H4NG ON
GC:
OK4Y 1 TOLD H1M TO C4LM DOWN
GC:
H4PPY
CA:
hes gotten a bit quieter
CA:
i dont knoww if i should come out or not
GC:
YOU'R3 SUCH 4 GROSS W1GGL3R
GC:
RUN 4W4Y 1F YOU W4NT
GC:
1T'S NOT MY BUS1N3SS
GC:
1'M NOT G3TT1NG 1NVOLV3D
CA:
ter if you wwere in my position right noww you wwouldnt knoww wwhat to do either
GC:
1 WOULD N3V3R 4LLOW MYS3LF TO B3 SO P4ND4M4G3D
GC:
DON'T T3LL M3 WH4T YOU S41D OR H3'LL PROB4BLY CULL YOU
CA:
i aint tellin him shit
CA:
i just wwant him off my floor and to clam the fuck up
GC:
H3 S33MS P3RF3CTLY FUNCT1ON4L TO M3
GC:
4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU 4R3N'T OV3RR34CT1NG
CA:
thats because youre the one wwhos probably his fuckin serendipitous palemate
CA:
and the moment you contacted him he started coolin his fuckin glutes
CA:
put twwo and twwo together ter
CA:
you aint blind
CA:
wwait
CA:
you knoww wwhat i meant
GC:
SHUT UP
GC:
H3 DO3SN'T W4NT 4 MOR14L 4ND 1 DON'T E1TH3R
GC:
4ND 1T'S NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS
CA:
fuckin
CA:
you and sol and your fuckin pale problems
GC:
1T'S NOT 4 PROBL3M!
GC:
W3 4R3 BOTH P3RF3CTLY FUNCT1ON4L
CA:
that pile a wailin mess on my floor aint functional
GC:
4ND 4NYW4Y 1'M PR3TTY C3RT41N 4R4D14 W4S H1S S3R3ND1P1TOUS P4L3M4T3
GC:
1F YOU B3L13V3 1N TH4T SORT OF TH1NG
CA:
obvviously not if it turned out this wway
GC:
TROLL'S MO1R41LS D13
GC:
TH4T'S L1F3
CA:
wwell
CA:
wwhatevver you did worked
CA:
it sounds like he stopped cryin at least
CA:
so take that for wwhat you wwill
GC:
WH4T
GC:
1 THOUGHT H3 W4S M4D
GC:
WHY W4S H3 CRY1NG?
CA:
i cant go into it alright
GC:
WH4T D1D YOU DO!!!
CA:
just
CA:
thanks for
CA:
snappin him out of it i guess

[[CA stopped trolling GC]]
 

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