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-- twinArmageddons [TA] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TA:
hey.
TA:
2o.
TA:
2orry ii gue22.
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you're 2tiill a douchefiin.
CA:
i knoww i am
CA:
im not the one wwhose changed
CA:
or
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rather i havve changed but id like to think for the better
CA:
since im stronger
TA:
WOW FUCK YOU, II'M GRUBFUCKIING APOLOGIIZIING TWO YOU AFTER YOU ACTED LIIKE A 2HIITHOLE AND ALL YOU CAN 2AY II2 HOW MUCH II 2UCK NOW?
CA:
but maybe i got too strong too fast
TA:
THANK2.
CA:
im still upset wwith you sol
CA:
a sorry aint wwhat im after
TA:
yeah ii fuckiing know, ii wa2 a 2hiitface all riight??
CA:
youvve been apologizin too much
CA:
i wwant to knoww more about this doom shit
CA:
kar and i are both confused
TA:
yeah well the 2hiit el2e am ii 2uppo2ed two do after ii break up wiith you liike a 2pongefucked 2hiit2lurper.
CA:
i appreciate the honesty
TA:
oh my 2hiit fuck you x2.
TA:
thii2 ii2 your fault two.
CA:
i realize that i got impatient
CA:
that i should havve followwed through and just wwaited it out
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but i mean it wwhen i say i wwant to knoww more about your aspect and wwhats keepin you so firmly in place
TA:
why don't you 2top fondliing your nook for two 2econd2 whiile you riide your bulge off two whatever the 2hiit cheatcode you and vs liike u2iing two progre22.
TA:
you aren't my moiiraiil.
TA:
why do you care?
CA:
its not that i wwant to knoww so i can feel sorry for you or wwhatever
TA:
ugh.
TA:
UGH that'2 gro22.
CA:
i wwill nevver feel sorry for you
TA:
2hut your na2ty flap/
TA:
you'd better not.
CA:
i really dont trust me
TA:
look ii already 2hiitgrubbiing explaiined thii2 two tz la2t niight.
CA:
i just wwant to knoww wwhat this doom shits doin to you so i havve a better understandin a wwhy you havve to wwait - wwhy /I/ havve to wwait
CA:
okay wwell explain it to me noww
CA:
ill listen for once
TA:
ii can't fuckiing get pa2t my deniizen'2 fiinal chamber becau2e the voiice2 and other a22orted DOOM BULL2HIIT get2 too loud.
TA:
ii can't even under2tand her over them.
TA:
except for the part where ii have two waiit.
CA:
so youre basically just as clueless as wwe are about it
TA:
2o ii can't fuckiing fiight or talk two her untiil ii can at lea2t HEAR HER FIIR2T okay??
CA:
okay see that makes me feel a little betta
CA:
and less like youre just mopin around for nothin
TA:
OH WOW NO WAY 2O ALL THO2E FUCKIING TIIME2 II 2HIITGRUBBIING TOLD YOU IIT WA2 PART OF MY A2PECT WERE ACTUALLY TRUE AND NOT ME JU2T BULGIING YOU AROUND FOR FUN2IIE2??
TA:
WOW 2TOP THE OLD2CHOOL PRE22E2.
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WE'VE GOT A REAL 2TORY HERE!
TA:
ed: ju2t a2 biig of a bulgewheel a2 u2ual!
CA:
i didnt FUCKIN undestand the extent
CA:
"doom shit" only gets across so much
CA:
i didnt knoww that it got so far as to literally stop you at your denizen
TA:
ii gue22 ii could ju2t take a leaf out of your novel2quare and collap2e the whole buiildiing over here wiithout progre22iing naturally through the game! ii mean that'2 what you 2hiit2 are all about riight?
CA:
no
TA:
but hey gue22 what, ii don't want two fuck my 2hiit up any more than iit already ii2.
CA:
i mean i did my denizen right
CA:
i mean
CA:
sans the bloody mess
TA:
you diid your deniizen liike a chump fre2h off the chumpolympiic2 podiium.
TA:
ii can't beliieve you almo2t diied holy 2hiit.
TA:
you noofwiiffer.
CA:
it wwas fuckin ten times harder basshole
TA:
whatever, my deniizen ii2 probably twenty tiime2 harder than your2.
CA:
try findin a questbed on a planet thats literally all steeples and buildins
TA:
they probably 2cale them two player bada22ery ehehehe.
CA:
wwell if its twwenty times harder you better bring some fuckin human wweed twwo pandamage it enough wwhere your light showws enough twwo distract it
CA:
there that ones for free
TA:
yeah have fun 2avoriing all that biig talk now.
TA:
after ii hiit gt you're goiing two be iin trouble.
CA:
dare i say
CA:
double trouble
TA:
2o ii'll giive you 2ome oportuniitiie2 that you can thiink fondly back on whiile ii'm beatiing your glute2 rotten.
TA:
oh my 2hiit fuck you, that'2 my pun.
CA:
twwo bad
TA:
you glubbiing ba22hole.
CA:
you use enough - sea there
TA:
waterever.
CA:
ill be twwo amused by your useless double wwings twwo think back on this shitfesr
CA:
ill do you a favvor and pull a set off for you
CA:
givve them twwo the robot twwo use
TA:
you'd better leave that two 2omeone who ii2n't a complete fuckup, you know how well your horn 2urgery went la2t tiime.
CA:
flawwless?
CA:
they looked great wwhen i left em
TA:
two bad you piicked a 2hiitty angle that even kk could fix whiile projectiile vomiitiing iinto the gaper.
TA:
hey 2o.
TA:
what do you want two do about thii2 2hiit?
CA:
i still hate you
CA:
a lot
CA:
i mean i nevver stopped
CA:
and i objectivvely knoww youre the strongest troll on the team next twwo me evven if youre on pause
CA:
and as far as howw your handlin yourself
CA:
thats not my concern and it shouldnt be
CA:
i nevver wwanted you twwo stop bein my pitch
CA:
i mean theres shit outside a me beatin the evverlovvin fuck out of you I can enjoy
CA:
i mean the pailin wwas alwways good
CA:
and theres other shit wwe can do twwo
CA:
until the vvoices calm down
CA:
kar says i havve twwo learn twwo be patient as wwell so maybe this wwill be good for me
TA:
yeah.
TA:
you 2uck ma22iive bulge at that.
TA:
you whiney 2hiitglub wiiggler.
CA:
are you seriously callin me wwhiny
TA:
yeah.
CA:
after the shit you pulled yesterday
TA:
becau2e you fuckiing are.
TA:
waterever okay.
TA:
ii ju2t want two 2top fuckiing my quadrant 2hiit up 2o go 2uck my bulge.
CA:
is that an invvitation
TA:
tz gave me 2ome deniizen poiinter2 and 2hiit two.
CA:
oh so you talked twwo ter
CA:
thats good
TA:
iit'2 a 2tandiing iinviitatiion you bulgeweed, what the fuck do you want, a 2hiitgrubbed golden iinviitatiion?
TA:
want me two 2end iit by carriier braiin two your fuckpod of a planet?
CA:
golden invvitation huh
CA:
is it twwo tier
TA:
yeah ii got iit expre22 ru2hed from calliigraphy r u2.
TA:
you ma22iive piin2hiit.
TA:
and yeah ii fuckiing talked two tz. 2he'2 got her 2hiit together better than all of u2 put together.
CA:
she does havve a knack for settin you straight
TA:
well 2he'2 the grubfuckiing 2eer of miind.
CA:
and she helped kar through my massive hoofbeast shit
TA:
iit'2 her job two tell u2 how we're fuckiing up ehehe.
TA:
except you 2hiit2 actually li2ten two her.
CA:
ill havve you knoww i actualy listen twwo you as wwell
CA:
i did the other day wwhen i wwas glubbin twwo kar
CA:
he wwas talkin about howw bein a mutant back home sucked
CA:
and i wwas tryin twwo relate and all you knoww
CA:
since my hair set me appart from all seadwwellers and i had twwo pretend it wwas fake
CA:
but he bleww up sayin it wwasnt and instead a arguin i listened

TA:
oh my fuck.
TA:
oh my fuckiing fuck are you fuckinig 2eriiou2?
TA:
you compared your 2hiitgrubbiing haiir two beiing an off 2pectrum mutant EHEHEHEHEHE HOLY FUCK.
TA:
how fuckiing 2tupiid are you??
TA:
WOW.
TA:
ii'm goiing two 2creencap thii2 and 2end iit two tz 2o we can all laugh at you.
CA:
wwhat
CA:
i mean bein different amoungst a wwhole bunch a fuckin deadly sea dwwellers is absolutely cullwworthy
CA:
i didnt argue wwith kar there but standin out like that is an offense
CA:
maybe not the same
CA:
but still
TA:
nobody'2 goiing two cull you because of a douchey 2triipe iin your haiir, 2hiit2taiin.
CA:
wwell
CA:
i guess i nevver got culled
CA:
so you havve a point
TA:
wow no 2hiit!
CA:
i still got mocked though
TA:
yeah whatever. joiin the club.
CA:
youre such a fuckin dreary shit
CA:
i hate you
TA:
hate you two , nook2taiin.
CA:
dont pull that shit on me again
CA:
and ill be more patient
CA:
i guess
TA:
yeah, ii'll try not twwo 2uch 2uch a ma22iive 2hiit2taiin all of the tiime ii gue22. fuck.
TA:
look, ii'm probably 2tiill goiing two be a u2ele22 douchecanoe okay??
TA:
ii alway2 am.
CA:
you gotta stop sayin that
CA:
youvve beat me sevveral times
TA:
2o iif you ever want two 2top wa2tiing your tiime ju2t 2hiitgrubbiing tell me fiir2t okay?
CA:
oh ill tell you
CA:
i dont wwaste my fuckin time on lowwblood cullbait grubfuckers unless said lowwblood cullbair grubfucker is actually a decent enough fighter and attractivve twwo boot
CA:
so insult yourshelf all you wwant
TA:
wow ii2 thii2 a fuckiing turn on now?
TA:
don't get a knot iin your bulge.
CA:
but dont you dare insult me by claimin that youre a u2ele22 douchecanoe
CA:
you didnt let me finish
TA:
yeah that'2 becau2e you take two fuckiing long.
TA:
who the 2hiit want2 two 2tand around twiddliing theiir claw2 whiile you vomiit 2triing2 of bull2hiit from your flap?
TA:
ii could fry half your hiive before you got done driibbliing out whatever the shiit you're talkiing about.
CA:
betta than shootin off in the first twwo minutes after a properly placed finger or twwo
CA:
its called stamina you pandamaged fucknub
TA:
holy 2hiit fuck you, that'2 2hiitgrubbiing riich comiing from the 2hiit2taiin who'2 louder than all my beeframe2 put together.
CA:
yeah youre mouth is better used anywway wwhen i put that freak tongue a yours twwo wwork
CA:
oh are your beeframes wworkin again by the wway
CA:
after you threww a wwiggler shit and broke em all
TA:
I could fuckiing fiix my beeframe2 wiith my bulge and a fuckiing 2tiick.
TA:
2o yeah they're fiixed.
CA:
Good, wwell get ready twwo fix them again because I'm about twwo seconds from blowwin another hole in your wwall and smashin your face against your desk.
CA:
it probably needs a good cleanin anywway
TA:
FUCK YOU, don't touch my fuckiing bee2.
CA:
make me
TA:
and hold your 2hiitgrubbiing hoofbea2t2 iif you're comiing over.
TA:
ii have two get my haiir fiilthiier.
CA:
wwhat wwhats up
CA:
oh FUCK that
TA:
ju2t the way you fuckiing liike iit.
CA:
im going twwo fuckin RIP it from your cod damn skull
TA:
p2 diid you know braiindiirt 2tiick2 under your claw2 really well?
TA:
ehehehehehehe.
CA:
and gift wwrap it twwo the fuckin Black King so he can use it as a FILITHY fuckin toupee - oh FUCKIN sick
TA:
ehehehe yeah iit'2 pretty gro22.
CA:
at LEAST brush your fuckin fangs before i get there i swwear twwo cod
TA:
nope.
CA:
im fuckin riled up but i'm not THAT desp-
CA:
GROSS
TA:
wow ii gue22 you ju2t have two 2lum iit iif you want any play toniight ehehehe.
TA:
want me two make you 2ome grubloaf before you get here?
CA:
you do get off on it
CA:
turnin me into a fuckin snoutbeast style by proxy
CA:
stye*
TA:
yeah well you look liike a 2hiit2taiin when you dre22 up liike an iimperiial douche2hiit.
TA:
why don't you wear your niice 2uiit the fuck over here.
TA:
2hiit2tiick.
CA:
i do wwant you twwo see wwhat i'm wwearin ovver eqs wwhen i ask him for the fuckin robot
TA:
yeah well ii hope you fuckiing cloned iit.
CA:
but if you think youre gettin your FILTHY fuckin hands on it youvve got another thing comin
TA:
ehehehehe yeah try two 2top me.
CA:
oh it wwont be hard
CA:
you cant do much wwhen your precious bees are under fire
TA:
DON'T FUCKIING TOUCH MY 2HIITGRUBBIING BEE2 YOU NOOFWIIFFER. II'M 2ERIIOU2.
CA:
geeze fuckin fine
CA:
ivve nevver touched them before
TA:
yeah good becau2e ii'd fuckiing beat the 2hiit out of you.
CA:
like you could
TA:
ehehe why don't you come over iin your fancyfuck 2uiit and fiind out?
CA:
fucker ivve been here
CA:
wwhen did you run out a fuckin grublinis
CA:
i thought i could steal some
TA:
what.
TA:
holy 2hiit fuck you.
TA:
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