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CA:
alright kar

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wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

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howw do you wwant twwo handle it

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HANDLE WHAT.

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your

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eyes

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GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

CA:
sorry

CG:
SHIT, I DON'T KNOW. FUCK.

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i wwouldnt havve brought it up but i guess this is somefin wwe should start thinkin about

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do you just wwant twwo wwear ters glasses

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IS NEPETA GOING TO BE THERE?

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yes

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THEN NO

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oh

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yeah i guess thats

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a touchy area for her

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but not as touchy as your health

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I COULD WEAR THE OCULAR LENSES SOLLUX MADE

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he made ocular lenses

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wwhen

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WHEN I FUCKING ASKED HIM TO

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BECAUSE GOING AROUND LYING TO EVERYONE AND PRETENDING TO BE RUST WAS STILL A MORE ATTRACTIVE FUCKING OPTION THAN MY WHOLE LIFE FALLING APART

CA:
if that is wwhat wwill make this wwork then

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alright then

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it aint up twwo me wwhen youre comfortable twwo out yourself

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YEAH WELL IT WASN'T REALLY UP TO ME EITHER.

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but this time ill be at your side instead a blowwin up shit and actin like a pandamaged hornbeast on a rampage

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and i guess youre right there twwo

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this sucks kar

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if you dont wwant twwo go i guess i can try twwo control myshelf

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i do wwant you there though

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YEAH I DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE A MASSIVE FLAKEY FUCK

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I SHOULD BE THERE. THAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.

CA:
alright

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wwell

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I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT

CA:
remember wwhen Jacque wwent with Rohwse twwo that highblood formal dinner and he had twwo act like a blueblood

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thats kinda wwhat you havve twwo do here

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you havve twwo dress nice and mind your class and shit

CA:
you knoww i dont care but eq wwill

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so wwe have twwo play his game twwo make this wwork

CG:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WAY I DRESS

CA:
nothin but this is formal

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and you dress casual

CG:
AREN'T YOU ALREADY DRESSED UP?

CA:
no

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this is just wwhat i wwear

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im gettin into military formal attire for this

CG:
JEGUS. THE FUCK IS THIS, EXACTLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ASK FOR A FAVOR NOT PRESENT YOUR BULGE ON A FORMAL PORCELAIN NUTRITION PLATEAU

CA:
givven the circumstances surroundin eq and my history its gotten twwo the point wwhere if i wwant twwo seriously ask anyfin from him

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its got twwo be this levvel a coordination

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IS NEPETA DRESSING UP?

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I MEAN, I'LL DO WHATEVER I FUCKING HAVE TO BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE WHOLE THING AN EXERCISE IN UTTER RETARDATION AND BULLSHIT HIGHBLOOD HYPOCRISY

CA:
oh i knoww

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but its tradition

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and i imagine nep is dressin up

CG:
HIGHBLOOD TRADITION IS STUPID AS ALL FUCK.

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BUT OKAY, I'LL ALCHEMIZE SOMETHING NICE

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AND COVER UP MY STUPID EYES

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AND MODERATE THE NUMBER OF FUCKWORDS DOWN TO SOMETHING SEMI-MANAGABLE

CA:
ill make it up twwo you

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im plannin somefin special comin up

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somefin wwith our friends and somefin for just you and me

CG:
THE FUCK FOR

CA:
youll sea

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BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUCKING OMNINOUS AT ALL

CA:
i promise itll be fun and nice

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it aint scary or wweird

CG:
OKAY. AGAINST ALL SANITY AND MY BETTER JUDGEMENT I TRUST YOU

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EVEN IF SURPRISES ARE FUCK ALL AWFUL BY THEIR VERY NATURE.

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good

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HEY.

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DID YOU APOLOGIZE TO KYLE

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no

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WERE YOU PLANNING ON IT OR IS THIS GOING IN THE FUCK THE ALIENS FILE

CG:
ALL 500 TB OF IT

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do you think i should

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WELL YOU DIDN'T FUCKING KILL HIM ON PURPOSE, RIGHT

CA:
i gavve him an out and he didnt take it

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and stan did challenge me

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but he is his moirail

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YEAH, FUCK STAN, HE CAN DIE AND ROT UNAPOLOGIZED TO BY THE UNIVERSE

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BUT THEY ARE MOIRAILS

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SO IT'S A STUPID SITUATION.

CA:
wwhat should i say i mean "sorry your moirail is a shit browwn smear on the history a the univverse"

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"and that you're stupid enough twwo havve gotten in the middle of it"

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"evven though i gavve you ample time twwo hull him awway and escape"

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SORRY YOU CAN'T GOD TIER NOW

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MOSTLY

CA:
oh right

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i guess that sucks

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i may after this eq thing is taken care a

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the wwhole stan situation still gets me goin

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you knoww

CG:
YEAH FUCK HIM. HE DESERVED EVERYTHING HE GOT AND THEN SOME.

CA:
absolutely

CA:
havve you evven talked twwo him sense then

CG:
YEAH HE WAS THROWING A BIG WHINY WIGGLER FIT ABOUT MY BRILLIANT TURNABOUT HEAD PLAN

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AND ALSO BEING A FUCKWIT IN GENERAL AND DENYING THAT HE MADE UP HIS STUPID IMAGINARY TROLL FRIEND TO TRY AND MAKE ME FREAK OUT

CA:
he had the audacity twwo lie again

CG:
STUPID BUCKET OF SHIT. WHATEVER.

CA:
no not wwhatevver

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howw are you holdin up

CG:
YES WHATEVER; AS LONG AS HE'S NOT FUCKING MESSAGING PEOPLE WITH IT THEN I DON'T FUCKING CARE. IT'S JUST MORE HYPOCRITICAL, IDIOTIC BULLSHIT FROM EMPEROR ASSFUCK, LORD OF ALL SHITTY STUBBORN COMPLAINTS AND THEIR ASSOCIATED INSULTING TERRITORIES.

CA:
dear cod

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youre still pitch for him

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I AM NOT!

CA:
wwhat you just typed reaked of it

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THAT WAS 100% FUCKING PLATONIC.

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im goin twwo havve twwo believve you

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IT'S NOT FUN OR CHALLENGING ANYMORE IT'S JUST STUPID AND POINTLESS.

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I'M NOT PITCH.

CA:
i

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i guess i can

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relate

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WHAT

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OVER SOLLUX??

CA:
i guess ivve been sorta hopin this robot thing spurs up somefin in sol because hes been held up wwith his doom shit

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and he hasn't been levelin or gettin stronger or nothin

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hes just been in his hivve

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and the intimacy is fine but

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any time i mention howw his progress in the game is he gets defensivve and shuts me out

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WELL

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claimin his doom shits tellin him he cant

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I DON'T KNOW HOW DOOM'S SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WORK.

CA:
i mean im still pitch for him but the wwhole challenge thing

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im on the same page

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and i dont knoww howw it wworks either

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BUT THE ARGUMENTS ARE GOOD?

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so im tryin twwo be patient

CA:
of course its sol

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arguments and bickerin make up half a his pointless existense

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its wwhats been keepin me goin

CG:
SO THERE'S THAT AT LEAST.

CA:
yeah i just kind of miss the danger

CG:
MAYBE HE FUCKING DOES HAVE TO WAIT, I KNOW FUCK ALL SHIT ABOUT DOOM OR HOW MAGES EVEN WORK.

CA:
i also think hes depressed

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moreso than he usually is wwith his bipolar shit

CG:
HE'S FUCKING SOLLUX

CG:
OF COURSE HE'S FUCKING DEPRESSED

CA:
no but like

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i knoww normal sol depressed

CA:
r

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i wwish ter wwould just pap him

CG:
YOU THINK THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT'S GOING ON?

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because wwe know rad hasnt been doin it

CG:
YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT

CA:
at ters hivve it seemed pretty clear

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the wway she looked at him and held his shoulders

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and nearly got in the middle of our fight

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i mean youvve got twwo be pretty pale or ash twwo get in the middle of a black fit

CG:
THAT WASN'T A REAL FUCKING BLACK FIGHT

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THAT WAS BOTH OF YOU BEING FUCKING ASSHOLES

CA:
no it wwasnt i wwas really fuckin sick a his shit

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especially durin all that crap

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but still

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she wwas comin off pretty pale

CG:
YEAH. I GUESS.

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and at the movvie night

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wwith the humans before it turned twwo shit

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she wwas pretty outwward there twwo

CG:
YEAH

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wwhatevver im all for it

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normal levvels a sols depressed bullshit i can bloww off

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but noww hes at the point wwhere i feel somewwhat obligated twwo do somefin about it in order twwo savve our relationship

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evven though i shouldnt havve twwo

CG:
DON'T STICK YOUR FRONDS INTO HIS PALE SHIT, DUMBFUCK. THAT WHOLE MESS IS ENOUGH OF A NIGHTMARE ALREADY.

CG:
FUCKING EQUIUS.

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WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO GO AND MAKE SOME FUCKED UP ROBOTIC HARD DRIVE COPY

CA:
i dont knoww

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i dont WWANT twwo get messed up in his pale shit

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but he NEEDS one terribly

CG:
I KNOW HE DOES

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IT'S NOT LIKE IT ISN'T COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE WITH EYES

CA:
precisely

CG:
BUT IT'S STILL A FUCKED UP SITUATION AND THERE'S A LOT OF BAGGAGE AND ARADIA'S STILL TECHNICALLY AROUND

CG:
DID YOU KNOW HER BEFORE SHE DIED?

CA:
i kneww she wwas in team charge

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and that ter liked her

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and i thought vvris did

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but then that shitfest wwent dowwn

CG:
UGHHHGG YEAH.

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did you

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NOT ALL THAT FUCKING CLOSELY BUT I KNEW WHAT SOLLUX WAS LIKE WHEN SHE WAS AROUND

CA:
really

CA:
i only kneww sol around the time fef started talkin twwo him

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that wwas after she died

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YEAH.

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wwhat wwas he like

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WELL MOSTLY THE SAME, BECAUSE IT'S SOLLUX AND HE'S INTOLERABLE AND AWFUL IN GENERAL.

CG:
BUT THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND.

CA:
bein forced twwo go through somefin like that can mess evven the sanest a trolls up

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let alone someone wwhos already insufferable

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but thats wwhat happens wwhen you get on vvris' bad side

CG:
THAT SOUNDS REALLY GROSSLY CLOSE TO PITY THERE, AMPORA

CA:
it aint pity

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its just wwhenevver i think about it i think a wwhat id do if i wwas put through that same situation

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and its terrible

CG:
YEAH.

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i cant pity captor

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hes got all the resources and brains he needs twwo sort his shit

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and he doesnt do it

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its maddenin

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WELL THERE YOU FUCKING GO.

CA:
yeah

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i guess that makes me feel a bit betta about it

CG:
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CG:
GOOD

CA:
alright im comin ovver there and wwe can get ready together

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are you good wwith that?

CG:
YEAH. I HAVE TO FUCK AROUND WITH THE ALCHEMIZER TO MAKE SOMETHING FIRST ANYWAY

CA:
alright ill be ovver in a wwhile then

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