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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol i need twwo troll up eq about this robot thing but i need you twwo undo the blocks on trollian
TA:
ehehehe wow you 2tiill haven't fiigured that 2hiit out?
TA:
bam, done.
CA:
good
TA:
run free, my pandamaged diip2hiit.
CA:
a 'pandamaged dipshit' wwhose about twwo get you your long desired twwin
CA:
wwhich im startin twwo think might be a bad idea
TA:
why?
CA:
you can't handle your owwn shit on a good night
TA:
iit'2 the be2t iidea.
CA:
maybe it should stay wwith me
TA:
maybe you 2hould take your2elf out two a fancy nutrition hiive, tiie a wiigler biib around your neck, and eat a bag of bulge2.
TA:
iit'2 my body, iit'2 2tayiing wiith me.
TA:
we're goiing two be an un2toppable duo of ape2hiit banana2 programmiing.
TA:
from now on everyone ha2 two refer two u2 a2.
TA:
double trouble.
TA:
8|
TA:
waiit 2hiit.
CA:
wwell the convvo is goin pretty good
CA:
so you may just have your back up copy in time
CA:
if this formal meetin goes as planned
CA:
i need a list a specs you wwant
CA:
/includin/ the shit i wwant
CA:
but wword it in a wway wwhere its less obvvious
TA:
he already come2 pre-iin2talled wiith the iimportant 2hiit. iit'2 part of the captor charm.
CA:
fine im just going twwo tell him twwo do the same thing he did wwith red eq only
CA:
anatomically correct
TA:
jegu2 2hiit.
TA:
yeah okay II GUE22 THAT'2 THE MO2T IIMPORTANT THIING HERE.
TA:
you bulgewhiippiing nook2taiin.
CA:
like you aint just as excited about that shit as i am
TA:
2o what ii'm goiing two have two trade iin my gamiing partner for my 2weet new upgrade or what?
CA:
yes thats probably going twwo be the deal
CA:
so get your gamin in wwhile you can
CA:
though im shore soldux wwill be just as gifted
CA:
im havvin a hard time puttin into wwords howw i wwant this robot twwo be made though
CA:
ill just wwrite it out and see wwhat happens
CA:
kars goin twwo be there so its not like i can ask him strait up
TA:
that'2 becau2e you're a pandamaged dip2hit, see previiou2 argument above.
TA:
2o what, you want a 2weet robot ver2iion of me.
TA:
the fuck change2 need twoo be made?
CA:
i just want twwo make shore it wworks right
CA:
thats all
TA:
2o ju2t grubfuckiing tell hiim two make hiim exactly liike iit wa2 before ii diied.
TA:
done.
TA:
wow that wa2 2o fuckiing hard holy 2hiit!
TA:
2omeone 2lap that 2hiit down iinto an offiiciial iimperiial document before my grub2hiitiing briilliiance e2cape2.
CA:
your briilliiance escaped quite some time ago before you began wwastin awway from bein held captivve by your doom shit
CA:
hoepfully this gets you off your fuckin glutes
TA:
wow yeah becau2e ii really enjoy 2hiitiing around my hiive 2tabbiing braiin2 whiile everyone el2e riide2 theiir bulge2 off two god tiier! FUCK why don't you ju2t open up a new memo and tiitle iit 2OLLUX CAPTOR: MORE REA2ON2 WHY HE'2 A U2ELE22 2HIIT2TAIIN IIN CA2E YOU NEED THEM.
CA:
you need this thing like you need some troll xanax
CA:
and fuck memos
CA:
i aint settin up anyfin thatll alloww that l2s human twwo get anywwhere close twwo contactin me
TA:
FUCK YOU.

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