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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
so before i make a fool a myself
CA:
is "mutant" a charged term
CA:
like callin someone
CA:
objectivvely
CA:
or should i use another wword
CA:
i mean you dont givve a fuck i guess so i dont knoww wwhy im askin you
TA:
ehehehe what the fuck.

TA:
ii don't grub2hiitiing know, a2k kk.
CA:
i figured i wwould halfwway in betwwen askin you
CA:
anywway do i need twwo knoww anyfin about robots and shit before i go ask eq twwo build us one
TA:
wow what the fuck are you tryiing two do, wriite the book on 2n2iitiiviity for cullbaiit and pandamaged wiiggler2?
CA:
no im just tryin twwo avvoid another fight
TA:
nobody giive2 a fuck iif you call them a mutant jegu2 2hiit.
CA:
wwell see about that
CA:
but back twwo wwhat i wwas originally wwanted twwo glub you about
TA:
ju2t don't keep fuckiing calliing hiim out on iit.
CA:
i aint
TA:
pretend liike he'2 a normal 2hiittya22 troll becau2e OH WAIIT he ii2.
TA:
yeah okay what the fuck are you chewiing my aural canal2 off about now?
TA:
p2 you 2hould addre22 me by my new tiitle.
CA:
nobody on this team is fuckin normal
CA:
wwhat
TA:
ii got a new tiitle.
TA:
iit'2 cool iif you don't have one.
TA:
we all don't grow up at the 2ame tiime ehehehehe.
CA:
FourHorn? Cullbait? TwoFreak?
TA:
ii heard iit take2 hiighblood2 a whiile two mature.
CA:
wwell TWWO BAD for you
TA:
you can 2tiill be my 2pade, iit'2 cool.
CA:
dual anyfin is already mine
CA:
oh im so fuckin grateful
TA:
you mean duel anyfiin ehehehehehe.
TA:
8|
CA:
wwas that supposed twwo be an insult
CA:
if duels are mine thaqt means i wwon
TA:
no iit wa2 2uppo2ed two be awe2ome.
TA:
anyway you can call me double agent con2table 2ollux captor.
CA:
no
TA:
compliiment2 of tz and her new law bull2hiit.
CA:
so wwhat youre a legiscop noww
TA:
no iim a sexy lu2u2fucker.
CA:
wwell if youvve got a nice outfit twwo go wwith it maybe
CA:
is this somefin neww you wwant twwo try
TA:
ii would but ii don't thiink you're po2t molt enough two handle all thii2 legii2laturatiive maturiity.
TA:
ii can pop iin readiing raiinbowdriinker for you when you come over iif you want.
CA:
fuck that you still get upset wwhen someone beats you at gamegrubs
CA:
real fuckin mature
CA:
besides if wwe wwere twwo actually duel again im pretty shore wwe both knoww wwhod beat wwho
CA:
my title should be fuckin Duelstar
TA:
wow that fuckiing wiin2 a new award at the awful bull2hiit olympiic2.
TA:
iin fact they ju2t iinvented a new award for you.
TA:
congratulatiion2.
TA:
you hiideou2 piiece of tra2h.
CA:
someones oozin black charm today
CA:
i wwasnt goin twwo go ovver there until i got an answer from eq
CA:
but if you're that desperate for a good fill i guess i could oblige
CA:
i mean its been a wwhile
TA:
that depend2 on iif you deciided two 2top beiing a bulgeknottiing moron yet.
CA:
I could immerse you wwith details a the tearful reunion kar and I had the other day
CA:
but i'd rather not havve twwo go ovver there and smell grubrito vvomit
TA:
wow thank2 2o much for that con2iiderate offer. iit'2 almo2t liike you've molted iinto a con2iiderate excu2e for a troll!
CA:
and attractivve twwo boot
TA:
on a good day.
CA:
you havvent seen my neww hair yet
TA:
jegu2.
CA:
and i mean really
TA:
2hould ii even try two not a2k?
CA:
wwhy spoil the fun
CA:
i wwant twwo see that gnarly trap a yours fall twwo the floor
CA:
but seriously the not "good" days are feww and far between
CA:
wwhereas wwith you a day is a day manage twwo hull your glutes twwo the ablution trap
TA:
holy bulgefuckiing 2hiit, iif you roll your glute2 over here wiill iit make you 2hut your runaway flap?
CA:
a good day*
CA:
i have twwo pick up soldux anywway
CA:
lets see howw long you last before you throww yourshellf at me
CA:
im bettin it wwont be twwo long
TA:
waiit what?
TA:
you actually got hiim two fiix iit up?
CA:
no but
CA:
ugh maybe im gettin ahead a myshelf
TA:
holy 2hiit.
TA:
yeah get your glute2 over there two check iit out, bulgenut2.
CA:
thats wwhat i wwas initially goin twwo ask you about
CA:
wwhat are you still doin wwith redeq
TA:
uhhhh.
CA:
is there shit that still needs twwo be wworked out on these things
TA:
playiing 2hiit wiith iit.
TA:
makiing hiim piick up my iim grii2t.
TA:
mo2tly.
CA:
wwell good
CA:
i guess you essentially are holdin him hostage
CA:
wwe hold onto him and lets see if wwe can make an exchange
TA:
yeah okay.
TA:
you owe me a new 2ma2h partner then.
CA:
im not goin into it that wway though, ill try twwo be cordial
TA:
and dont even thiink about volunteeriing, ii know how hard you 2uck.
CA:
i can beat your glutes at that game easy - wwell if your more proud a your vvirtual winnins than your ACTUAL ones
CA:
thats pretty fuckin sad
CA:
try me at a reel one again and wwell see wwho sucks
CA:
but not yet
TA:
2o 2top carpiing on and go get my grubfuckiing robot.
CA:
i didnt say quest shit
CA:
someones gettin defensivve
TA:
yeah maybe iim ju2t GOIING PANDAMAGED from lii2teniing two you driibble 2hiit from your flap about iit all the tiime.
TA:
god tiier ii2 overrated.
CA:
shore sol
CA:
ill go get your little friend ready
TA:
fuck you.
TA:
you better.
TA:
and you typoed my name.
TA:
p2.
CA:
oh im sorry
CA:
deuxdick
TA:
nope 2tiill fuckiing up all over the place.
TA:
want me two 2choolfeed you 2ome typiing le22on2 whiile you're over here?
TA:
iif you abreviiate iit two double agent iit work2 wiith your quiirk.
TA:
2o there you go ehehe.
CA:
no but you betta get the tarp out because im pailin you so hard you might havve twwo call for back up
CA:
and wwouldnt you knoww it im in the process a gettin you some
CA:
"officer"
TA:
go get my grub2hiitiing robot.
TA:
bulgeliicker.

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