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CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
CA:
yeah i get it
CA:
i dont care anymore
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about explanations or theories
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or wways to get around it
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OH WELL IF YOU DON'T CARE. THEN IT'S ALL FUCKING FINE, ISN'T IT.
CG:
PEACHY FUCKING KEEN HERE
CA:
no i knoww it aint
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SOMEBODY ALERT THE NEWSFEEDS, WE'LL THROW A GOD DAMN PARADE
CA:
i mean it only just occured to me that durin all our piles
CA:
you wwere still you
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and you happen to be a mutantblood
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and the wworld aint endin - wwell, not in the wway i wwas lead to believve
CG:
**NO SHIT.**
CG:
THIS IS WHY I WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU.
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FUCKING.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU RETURN THE FAVOR ON A REGULAR FUCKING BASIS
CA:
kar thats wwhat im tryin to do noww
CA:
i wwant to knoww all about it
CA:
i wwant to understand
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and not from the game or from my own delusions
CA:
if theres anyone wwho knowws anyfin about this
CA:
its you
CG:
THE FUCK IS THERE TO KNOW?? I'M EVEN MORE HIDEOUS THAN PREVIOUSLY SUSPECTED, OH FUCKING WELL, MAYBE NEXT WEEK MY BULGE WILL FALL OFF AND WE CAN HAVE A WEEKS LONG SHITFIT OVER *THAT*.
CA:
no
CA:
that shitfest i mean
CA:
karkat if youre up for it ill
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try to explain wwhat wwent through my head and wwhy i acted the wway i did
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but as a preface - i should a nevver fuckin left you alone like that
CG:
NO I THINK IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS WHY YOU DID IT
CA:
i understand that at noww least
CA:
wwhat, because i thought you wwere dyin?
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AND WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT IDEA
CG:
WHAT PART OF ANYTHING I'VE EVER SAID SUGGESTED THAT SHIT
CA:
thats just it
CG:
IN FACT, NO, HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY BEAUTIFULLY DECORATED SCRAP BOOK
CA:
it wwasnt wwhat you said
CA:
its wwhat i wwas taught or
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AND PAGE BACKWARDS THROUGH "KARKAT'S TOP CONVERSATIONS"
CA:
its wwhat the bullshit rumors led me to believve
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TO ALL THE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO TELL YOU
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THAT IT WASN'T CONTAGEOUS, THAT IT WASN'T A FUCKING DISEASE.
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BUT OH WAIT THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY, WOULDN'T IT.
CG:
STUPID ME!
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I'M NOT FUCKING MAD THAT YOU FLIPPED OUT WHEN YOU FOUND OUT.
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WELL, I'M NOT THAT MAD.
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I'M FUCKING PISSED THAT IT WAS ANOTHER COMPLETELY SALVAGEABLE CASE OF ERIDAN AMPORA GOING OFF LIKE A SHITBAG AND RUNNING AROUND COMPLETELY UNCHECKED, BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I SUCH A SHITTY MOIRAIL ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS THAT REINING YOU IN IS A FUCKING *COIN TOSS*, BUT I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT AND BELIEVED YOU WHEN YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T MATTER AND YOU'D STAY FUCKING CALM
CG:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE PEOPLE - *MULTIPLE FUCKING PEOPLE* - TELLING YOU THAT YOUR PALE IS OUT THERE LIKE AN EQUINOX STORM TEARING UP IMPORTANT GAME GOALS AND TELLING YOU THAT YOU NEED TO CALM THEM DOWN AND KNOWING YOU CAN'T
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BECAUSE SAID FUCKING PALE THINKS EITHER YOU'RE GOING TO POISON HIM INTO MUTATION OR THAT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING CONTROL HIMSELF AND WILL *CULL YOU*?!?1
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WHAT
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THE
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******FUCK*******
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ERIDAN
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?!?!?!?!?!?!
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FOR WEEKS.
CA:
i thought you wwere dyin and i didnt knoww wwhat to believve
CA:
i held on hope there wwas a wway that i could do somefin
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HOW ABOUT YOU BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU!??!??
CA:
but evven YOU wwere afraid a yourself for the longest time
CA:
i mean you HID it from me and LIED by omission
CG:
I WASN'T FUCKING AFRAID OF MYSELF
CG:
I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING CULLED
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REAL FUCKING GOOD JOB WITH THAT, BY THE WAY.
CG:
THAT'S NOT GOING TO NESTLE DOWN COZILY FOR SWEEPS TO COME IN MY SWEETEST MOST CHERISHED SLEEPTERRORS
CA:
it haunts me too
CA:
that it wwent dowwn like that
CA:
but i imagine its wworse for you
CA:
i guess it shouldnt a taken me this long to figure out that after bein so close to you wwith no incident that
CA:
the mutant thing doesnt really mean shit does it
CA:
it wwas a wwitch hunt
CA:
the wwhole back home
CA:
i get that noww
CA:
and it gavve me a wwhole new perspectivve on the rhymes and reasons a wwhy you took so long to tell me
CA:
and wwhy you nevevr went out
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and wwhy younever joined officer trainin
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and wwhy sol and you are so close
CA:
i get it noww
CG:
WHAT THE SHIT FUCK DOES SOLLUX HAVE TO DO WITH IT.
CA:
because hes a mutant too but
CA:
nevvermind
CG:
HE DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW EITHER.
CA:
oh
CA:
wwell then double nevvermind
CG:
WHICH, WOW, IS YET ANOTHER THING I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!
CA:
im just goin to say it here that half the shit anyone told me durin this period didnt stick
CA:
i wwas in hysterics
CA:
but the listenin thing
CA:
thats been a problem
CA:
forevver
CA:
i dont knoww wwhat it is kar
CG:
MAYBE WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MOIRAILS.
CG:
IF THIS WAS REALLY FUCKING SERENDIPITOUS
CG:
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO PACIFY YOU WHEN YOU IGNORE HALF OF WHAT I FUCKING SAY.
CA:
fuckin kar STOP
CG:
IT'S A VALID FUCKING POINT, ASSHOLE!!
CA:
theres a reason i didnt listen to you this time okay
CG:
THERE'S ALWAYS A FUCKING REASON!
CA:
i thought it wwas for your owwn good
CA:
i NEVVER stopped thinkin about you
CA:
do you understand
CA:
fuckin kar
CG:
THERE'S ALWAYS A REASON, ERIDAN.
CA:
lookin back theres not a lot a people i listened to
CA:
actually
CA:
no one really
CA:
i had people listen to me
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and look wwhere thats gotten me
CA:
im miserable
CA:
and alone
CA:
and so are you
CA:
or i made you feel that wway
CG:
OF COURSE I'M FUCKING MISERABLE.
CA:
so im done reasons for not listenin
CA:
none a them wwere good
CA:
and they led me here
CA:
the times i did listen though
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i did listen to you
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and the times wwhere shit actually wworked out for me
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came from that
CA:
thats one a the reasons wwhy i kneww wwe wwere fated
CA:
wwhy i still think wwe are
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if youll havve me
CG:
I AM
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REALLY, REALLY FUCKING PALE FOR YOU, DUMBFUCK.
CG:
WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY JUST MORE EVIDENCE OF HOW MUCH OF A SELF-HATING IDIOT ASSPIMPLE I AM
CG:
BUT I AM.
CA:
cod
CA:
givve me a second im leakin all ovver my fuckin grubtop
CG:
BUT ALL YOU'VE FUCKING DONE HERE IS TRY AND EXPLAIN AWAY YOUR BEHAVIOR AND MAKE PROMISES THAT YOU'VE *MADE BEFORE*
CG:
JEGUS.
CA:
i knoww
CA:
im tryin to get it out a the wway kar
CA:
shit fuck
CA:
not that i wwanted to say that i thought wwe wwere done any point during this
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but wwhen the thought popped up
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i just couldnt handle it
CA:
i didnt care
CA:
at that point i just wwanted you here and theats wwhene i relaized
CA:
you could a had ANY blood color in your system
CA:
adna as disgustin as the oclor is - shit its bad
CA:
im still a pale mess for you
CG:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS WAS, ASSHOLE, ARE YOU SERIOUS. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MAKE WHATEVER MENTAL CONTORTIONS YOU USED TO STOP BEING A RAGING SHITFUCK SOUND ROMANTIC?!???!?!??!!?
CG:
IT'S GROSS. I KNOW IT'S FUCKING GROSS.
CG:
I KNEW YOU'D THINK IT WAS GROSS, I KNEW YOU'D FREAK OUT, I'D.
CA:
kar ill nevver go awway again
CA:
i knoww i made a lot a promises
CA:
and i broke evvery last one a them wwhen i lashed out and left you in that hivve
CG:
I'D THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING GLOBES TO DUMP ME IF IT WAS TOO GROSS AND I HAD FUCKING HOPED AFTER YOU WERE DONE YOU'D COME BACK AND APOLOGIZE
CA:
but im done runnin okay
CG:
BUT YOU'RE JUST.
CG:
JUSTIFYING IT
CG:
EXPLAINING IT ALL AWAY
CG:
MAKING UP *REASONS&
CA:
it wwas hysteria
CA:
the reasons made sense at the time
CA:
noww they dont
CA:
i wwas a fool and a cowward
CG:
AND?
CA:
im
CA:
so unbelivably sorry
CA:
and i lovve you
CA:
all of you
CG:
GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS ENTIRE FUCKING CONVERSATION FOR YOU TO GET TO THAT.
CA:
wwell fuckin sorry for tryin to provide some insight into the madness but you knoww wwhat wwho wwants to hear that
CA:
sorry for wwastin your time
CA:
i mean it noww though
CA:
no more a that tuskbeast in the room 'ill lovve you no matter wwhat' wwhen i didnt evven knoww wwhat the wwhat wwas
CG:
WELL WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE TO SOMEBODY YOU SHOULD TRY AND PRY OPEN THAT DEATHGRIP YOUR PERSPECTIVE HAS ON YOUR OWN EGO AND CONSIDER WHAT THE OTHER PERSON WANTS, MAYBE. DUMBASS.
CG:
YEAH.
CA:
im learnin
CG:
APPARENTLY. WE'LL SEE.
CG:
I'M NOT SORRY I LIED AND HID IT. I HAD TO, AND I'D FUCKING DO IT AGAIN.
CG:
BUT I'M SORRY THAT EVERYBODY GOT INVOLVED, I GUESS. AND THAT IT TURNED INTO A PURE AND UTTER SHITSHOW.
CA:
no im glad they wwere there at least before i showwed up
CA:
im talkin to sol noww
CA:
i wwas unbelievvably moronic
CA:
during this wwhole process
CG:
YEAH I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THAT, THAT IS A BLACK HOLE FROM WHICH ALL PALE OVERTURES WILL INEVITABLY BE SUCKED IN AND CRUSHED INTO NONEXISTENCE.
CA:
i dont expect you twwo
CA:
thats just somefin that ill havve to livve wwith
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that i did that twwo you
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and an example of howw eternally grateful i am that i havve a moirail wwhos patient and understandin enough to take me back
CA:
and howw i should nevver not listen to you again
CA:
evven if i disagree
CG:
YOU CAN FUCKING DISAGREE, I'M NOT YOUR LUSUS, BUT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING HEAR THE ARGUMENT I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING MAKIGN
CA:
yeah ill still givve you the decency to think it through all the wway
CG:
GOOD.
CG:
YOU'D FUCKING BETTER. I THINK VRISKA AND EQUIUS WERE READY TO FUCKING CULL YOU.
CA:
let them fuckin try
CA:
thats laughable
CG:
HOW ABOUT "WOW YEAH THAT WAS SHITTY THAT I WRECKED THEIR PLANETS AND MADE THEM THINK THAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION"
CG:
"SINCE THEY BOTH ASKED MY MOIRAIL TO INTERVENE AND THAT WENT NOWHERE"
CG:
I KNOW THEY'RE OBNOXIOUS FUCKS BUT WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE LEAST, SHITTIEST POSSIBLE CHANCE OF BEATING THE BLACK KING.
CA:
oh
CA:
they did
CA:
they actually contacted you
CG:
I TOLD YOU I WAS GETTING COMPLAINTS
CA:
from THEM
CG:
*YOU WRECKED HALF THE PLANETS*
CA:
fine
CA:
thank you for handlin that backdraft
CA:
i wwill contact them and send personalized apologies
CA:
wwith a fuckin giftbasket attached if i need twwo
CG:
GOOD.
CG:
WE REALLY FUCKING NEED THEM FOR ENDGAME. VRISKA'S POWERS ARE PROBABLY #3 RIGHT NOW AND EQUIUS IS STILL STUPIDLY UNFAIRLY *STRONG* OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
CG:
ESPECIALLY SINCE APPARENTLY IT'S CONFIRMED AND MY POWERS TO FUCK ALL USEFUL
CA:
wwell wwhat wwas that shit back at ters hivve
CA:
ivve nevver seen a situation dissolvve so quickly
CA:
it wwas like you papped me from across the room but instead a feelin all calm and happy inside
CA:
i just felt focused
CA:
on you
CA:
on the task
CG:
EXACTLY. GREAT FUCKING OFFENSIVE POWERS RIGHT THERE, THAT'S A QUALITY POWER UP: YELLING *EXTRA* EFFECTIVELY.
CA:
shhhhhh
CA:
it wwhat wwe needed right
CA:
all of us
CA:
its not as useless as you think
CA:
clearly
CG:
IT'S NOT A WEAPON. IT'S NOT EVEN AN OFFENSIVE ABILITY LIKE TEREZI'S MIND SHIT COULD BE.
CG:
WE NEED MORE WEAPONS.
CA:
wwell wwhat do wwe havve
CA:
sol and i are practically unstobbable at ranged shit
CA:
fef on healin
CA:
vvris has powwer ups wwhich im pretty shore can help the wwhole team if she plays her cards right
CA:
shes also a great fighter
CA:
as is eq
CA:
rads mastered time shit so that wworks in our favvor
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
CA:
wwell wwe still dont knoww wwhat gams powwer is
CA:
or tavv
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or nep really
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YEAH. MAYBE.
CG:
DID YOU APOLOGIZE TO SOLLUX?
CA:
yeah
CA:
i think wwereokay
CA:
but
CA:
i mean wwe're okay wwith wwhat happened
CA:
but noww hes probably mad at me for somethin kinda related
CG:
IS IT THE PART WHERE YOU MOCKED HIS DEAD MOIRAIL
CA:
that wwas the first thing i apologized for
CA:
i only wwanted to hurt him because i wwas hurtin
CG:
BECAUSE I WAS AND CONTINUE TO BE FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT PUTTING A FIST IN YOUR GILLS IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN
CA:
it wwas childish and cruel
CA:
KAR
CA:
diott
CA:
dont kid about thats hit okay
CG:
*ERIDAN*
CA:
stan did that
CG:
I WASN'T KIDDING. JUST, THAT'S NOT OKAY.
CG:
WHAT
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HE DID??
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WHEN.
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JEGUS FUCK.
CA:
i cant explain the pain
CG:
FUCK HIM.
CG:
SOLLUX AND I ARE ALCHEMIZING A BUNCH OF COPIES OF HIS HEAD AND SENDING THEM TO HIM
CA:
good
CA:
i culled him shortly after
CA:
and then culled me thank cod
CA:
i couldnt breathe
CA:
blood kept fillin up my throat
CA:
i could still feel his dry finger rammin
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in
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fuck i feel like i have to throww up
CA:
finegrs*
CA:
but anywway
CG:
SHH
CA:
do that agin
CG:
SHOOSH.
CA:
oh
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DON'T BE A DUMBASS.
CA:
can wwe
CA:
on the book and fabric pile
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YOU CAN COME OVER
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AND WE CAN HANG OUT AND SEE HOW IT GOES
CA:
thats good
CA:
i guess wwe
CA:
havve a lot to catch up on
CA:
betta not rush it and all
CG:
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF PLAN
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AND HAVE YOU GET HERE AND IT'S WEIRD OR SOMETHING
CA:
no i understand
CA:
after wwhat i did
CA:
i wwouldnt trust me either
CG:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
CG:
I MEAN, GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S A GOOD POINTS, BUT I MEANT MORE
CG:
A COUPLE MORE RED SPOTS CAME IN.
CA:
oh
CA:
wwell one things for shore noww that the initial shocks taken care a
CA:
i at least knoww wwhat to expect
CA:
but yes lets
CA:
take this sloww
CG:
OKAY.
CA:
be there soon
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