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CG:
ERIDAN ARE YOU ON LOCAS
CA:
maybe
CA:
wwhy
CG:
WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU RIPPING UP EVERYONE'S FUCKING PLANETS!?!?!?
CG:
STOP
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I AM GETTING FUCKING COMPLAINTS
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so wwhat they dont need to knoww wwhat im doin
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its important
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IT'S NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT, IT'S FUCKING STUPID
CA:
howw so
CA:
if anyone should think it important you should
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IT'S FUCKING UP THE GAME!
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precisely
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HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO FINISH IF EVERYONE'S STANDING IN THE RUINS OF THEIR RIPPED APART PLANETS
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thats not howw wwere gonna wwin anywway
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sol said so
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there aint no 'finishin'
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so might as wwell restart
CG:
....WHAT???!
CG:
DID YOU FUCKING ROPE SOLLUX INTO YOUR IDIOTIC BULLSHIT BY WAVING DOOM AND DEATH AROUND IN FRONT OF HIS FACE LIKE A FUSCHIA FLAG IN FRONT OF A DRONE??!
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no
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i just agreed wwith him that this seems like a doomed session
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so noww our only hope is to wwork around it
CG:
FUCK THAT.
CG:
THIS IS WINNABLE, IF YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT RUNNING AROUND TRASHING SHIT
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its wwinnable but not by normals me ans
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thats wwhat he said
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and hes the doom player
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so dont go glubbin to me
CG:
I CAN'T BE FUCKING FIELDING OTHER PEOPLE'S BITCHING ABOUT YOU DESTROYING THEIR PLANETS WHEN YOU'RE BEING AN INTOLERABLE ASSFUCK AND NOT LISTENING TO ME
CA:
im just speedin up the process
CG:
THE FUCK SHOULD I TELL EVERYONE?!?!? TOO BAD, SORRY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, BECAUSE I'M A SHITTY MOIRAIL. WHOOPS!
CG:
WELL FUCKING STOP
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dont you understand
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if i dont find a wway
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then wwho knowws wwhatll happen to you
CA:
to us
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to evveryone
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wwhat wwill it do next
CG:
WELL YOU FUCKING RIPPING PLANETS APART IS A GOOD WAY TO DOOM AND KILL EVERYONE, SO GOOD FUCKING LOGICAL PROGRESSION THERE, ERIDAN
CG:
EXCELLENT STRATEGY!!!!
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wwho fuckin KNOWWS wwhat itll do next
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go back in time and prevvent us from escapin in the first place
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doom our race from the start
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givve us all fuckin swwill for blood
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i aint livvin wwith those odds
CG:
ERIDAN. I SWEAR TO FUCK. THAT'S--- I'VE *ALWAYS BEEN A MUTANT*. NOTHING WENT FUCKING BACK IN TIME AND WAVED SOME HIDEOUS MYSTICAL RED WAND OVER MY WIGGLER ASS
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no one knowws that for shore
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not evven you
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YEAH SO GOOD FUCKING IDEA, TO DOOM EVERYONE TO DEATH ON SOMETHING NOBODY IS SHORE ABOUT
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IDIOT
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wwe wwere doomed to satrt
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tart*
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start*
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you wwere too
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wwhy wwould you fault me for scrappin together wwhatevver hopes left in tryin to start from sqaure one
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somehoww
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YOU'RE ACTIVELY FUCKING HURTING *MY TEAM*
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oh
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is that howw it is
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your team
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YOU'RE ENDANGERING EVERYBODY
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as if im not FUCKIN in it
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AND I'M FUCKING RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM
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SINCE YOU WON'T FUCKING LET ME BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW
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wwell howw fuckin LONG are you goin to be around to BE responsible for them
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or for me
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*WHAT*
CG:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SHIT ALL FUCKING ANYTHING?!
CA:
how long has the clock been tickin on you
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wwith that swwill in your veins
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OH MY FUCK, ARE YOU SERIOUS
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howw much time do i havve left to find a wway around it
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wwhat more do i need to givve
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or sacrifice
CG:
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO JUSTIFY CAUSING MASSIVE GAME DAMAGE AND ENDANGERING EVERYBODY BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'M GOING TO LIVE????
CA:
maybe youre first
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maybe wwere all goin to change
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evvery last one of us
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until wwe're like evveryone else here
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wwith that
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red shit
CG:
YEAH WOW
CG:
GOOD FUCKING POINT
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THAT WOULD BE THE WORST FUCKING POSSIBLE THING EVER.
CG:
WE'RE ALL DEFINITELY BETTER OFF DEAD
CA:
you shore seem to think so
CA:
youvve kept it hidden for howw long
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AND YOU SURE PROVED MY FUCKING POINT ABOUT THAT, DIDN'T YOU
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AREN'T YOU
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GOD
CG:
I CAN'T FUCKING
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can't fuckin wwhat
CG:
DO THIS. AGAIN. *AGAIN*.
CA:
cant you see that im doin evveryfin i can
CG:
EITHER TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE OR CALM YOURSELF DOWN AND STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING
CA:
if i tell you where i am
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no kar i cant
CA:
i cant risk that again
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and i am calm
CA:
im focused
CA:
the destruction is wwarrented
CG:
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR PAN
CG:
WHERE ARE YOU
CA:
ill meet you
CA:
wwhere are you
CA:
im goin to lotaf next anywway
CG:
OKAY.
CA:
bring your
CA:
bring your sickle
CA:
dont be afraid to use it
CG:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
CA:
promise me
CG:
I'M NOT PROMISING FUCK ALL TO SOMEBODY SUGGESTING SHIT LIKE THAT
CA:
itll be like that one film
CG:
IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING
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EXCEPT ME SCREECHING UNTIL YOU FUCKING LISTEN
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AND CALM YOUR IDIOT GLUTES
CA:
the one wwhere the brownblood had to cull his purpleblood palemate wwhen he wwent on a unprovoked cullin spree aboard one a the starships
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and the browwnblood wwas subsequently awwarded then culled
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for treason against a highblood
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except this wwas fuckin provoked
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fuckin game
CG:
NOTHING WAS FUCKING PROVOKED
CA:
i wwas
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but no im not
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out a my pan
CA:
you wwont havve to go that far
CG:
I WOULDN'T ANYWAY.
CG:
WHATEVER.
CG:
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR DUMB FUCKING ASS STOPPED IN ITS EQUALLY DUMB DESTRUCTIVE TRACKS
CA:
i dont get it
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wwhy youre fightin me
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wwhen im just tryin to
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forget it
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you dont understand
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no one does
CG:
WOW, THANKS.
CA:
i wwas just tryin to be
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and i am still tryin to be
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resourceful
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and a good palemate wwhile im still unable to
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you knoww
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be there
CG:
YOU *COULD* FUCKING BE HERE
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JUST LIKE YOU *COULD* FUCKING LISTEN TO THE ENDLESS SPEW OF FACTS FROM MY MAW
CA:
B(
CA:
glub
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GLUB YOURSELF, DUMBASS
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im embarassed okay
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that i cant trust myself better
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that i dont havv a grasp on this shit yet
CG:
DO YOU TRUST ME??
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that i dont havve it figured out
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i
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yes
CG:
THEN THERE'S NO PROBLEM
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do
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do you trusy me
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YES.
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wwhy
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wwhy should you
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i havvent givven you reason these past couple wweks
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weeks*
CG:
BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBFUCK CRAZY ASSHOLE WHO HAS BEEN FREAKING THE FUCK OUT SINCE
CG:
BUT
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I KNOW YOUR DUMBFUCK CRAZY ASSHOLE SHIT
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EVEN IF YOU KEEP FUCKING TURNING AROUND AND MAKING ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EYE HALF THE TIME.
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sorry
CG:
NO YOU FUCKING AREN'T.
CA:
i dont knoww wwhat i am
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EXACTLY.
CA:
im still your moirail though
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right
CG:
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO EVER
CG:
CALLED THAT SHIT INTO QUESTION, ASSHOLE
CA:
yes you did
CA:
you told sol i dumped you
CG:
*I THOUGHT YOU DID*
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after you told him about this shit before me
CG:
HE FUCKING *SAW IT* I DIDN'T TELL HIM SHIT!
CG:
IT WAS AN *ACCIDENT*
CA:
seems like theres a lot of accidents
CA:
fine
CA:
ill meet you wwhen i scour ters planet for mor shit
CG:
DON'T BLOW ANYTHING UP ON HER GODDAMN PLANET
CG:
JUST COME OVER
CA:
wwell
CA:
alright

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