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CA:
sol
CA:
havve you seen anyfin out a the ordinary on your planet
TA:
whod you get two unlock your trolliian handle?
TA:
and no it ju2t look2 liike the u2ual 2hiit. who care2?
CA:
i learned one or twwo things about computer shit hangin around your sorry glutes for too long
CA:
i asked the kyle human
TA:
yeah that2 what ii fuckiing thought.
TA:
2o are you 2tiill bu2y beiing a bag of human diick2?
CA:
depends
CA:
kar and i talked
TA:
becau2e iif you are you can riide your bulge out of thii2 wiindow.
TA:
oh.
TA:
yeah okay and what happened?
CA:
wwell
TA:
diid you appologiize for beiing a ragiing tool?
CA:
wwe're not not together
CA:
i apologized for lashin out at him
TA:
good becau2e dumpiing 2omeone over theiir blood color ii2 pretty much the 2HIITIIE2T THIING TWO EVER BE 2HIIT FROM A CHUTE.
TA:
yeah okay and?
TA:
actually fuck iit.
TA:
ii dont need two hear about your quadrant go22iip.
CA:
no you obvviously wwant to
CA:
dont go backtailin noww
TA:
no ii dont.
CA:
shore
TA:
ii dont want two hear about your gro22 bull2hiit.
CA:
theres still wwork to do
CA:
as in wwhat im doin noww
CA:
wwhy im askin you if youvve seen wweird shit
CA:
im halfwway through lobaf and i havvent seen shit
CA:
i thought if anyone kneww of any glitches in this game you wwould
TA:
wow thii2 totally and completely doe2nt have anythiing two do wiith your gro22 bull2hiit, iit2 almo2t liike a faiiry ance2tor parked hii2 glute2 on the hood of my four wheeled deviice and granted my wiish!
TA:
why the fuck are you on my planet, toolbag.
TA:
the whole planet ii2 weiird 2hiit.
CA:
im goin through evveryones planet
TA:
what kiind of weiird 2hiit?
CA:
loopholes, easter eggs, glitches
CA:
shit thats not suposed to be there or looks out of place
CA:
im gettin to the bottom of the wwhys and reasons of kars situation
TA:
what the 2hiit are you talkiing about?
TA:
what 2iituatiion?
TA:
fuck what the fuck are you two doiing now ugh UGH.
CA:
wwhile youre sittin pretty wwith the fact that kars bloods the same heinous color a the aliens wwe met and the games stupid npcs
CA:
im actually goin to do somefin about it
CA:
kar obvviously hates the fact that hes got it
CA:
as anyone wwould
CA:
so im rightin the wwrong
TA:
holy 2hiit iit all make2 perfect 2en2e now.
CA:
youre about to get smart wwith me and i dont wwant to hear it
CA:
wwhile you may be complacent wwith this games bullshit
CA:
ivve had enough
TA:
no 2eriiou2ly ii completely under2tand now!
TA:
everythiing2 bull2hiit computer magiic!
CA:
if by bullshit computer 'magic' you mean fucked up game mechanics
CA:
then youre on the right fuckin track
CA:
this game has too much fuckin powwer and im takin it dowwn a notch
CA:
or twwelce
TA:
no ii mean youre a pandamaged nook2taiin.
TA:
the game ha2 2hiit two do wiith kk2 mutatiion.
CA:
howw in the fuck wwould you knoww
TA:
becau2e he wa2 obviiou2ly a mutant BEFORE HE GOT HERE, bulgebraiin.
CA:
someone call the fuckin alternian press
CA:
sols got a mother glubbin headline
CA:
obvviously you slow sack a nookchucks
CA:
but youvve seen wwhat this game can fuckin do
CA:
im talkin about time and space manipulation
CA:
ivve nevver seen that color in a lifeform before until i got to this game
TA:
who giive2 a fuck about paradox 2hiit.
CA:
you obvviously do
CA:
its basically your fuckin aspect
TA:
yeah well at lea2t ii know what path2 are worthle22 two biitch over.
TA:
the game2 got a lot of paradoxiical 2hiit up iit2 nook.
CA:
wwell one things for sure
TA:
iif youre goiing two biitch about how 2omeone wa2 hatched why dont you biitch about how our whole 2hiitgrubbiing ciiviiliizatiion turned out whiile youre at iit.
TA:
you could biitch about why youre 2o hiideou2!
TA:
what a great iidea!
CA:
you said this sessions doomed
CA:
and im inclined to agree
TA:
yeah.
CA:
im pretty sure that somefin to fuckin 'bitch' about
TA:
we arent meant two wiin liike were 2uppo2ed two.
TA:
maybe we can wiin iin 2ome other way but the real route ii2 fucked.
CA:
wwhatevver
CA:
the only hope wwe havve is to stay one step ahead a this game and its cruel and complex programmin
CA:
i mean howw do wwe know that kar wwont fuckin drop wwhen the game ends
CA:
since like the rest a the red blooded fucks hes more than likely tied to it
CA:
its too much of a coincidence
CA:
mutantbloods dont livve long
CA:
im not about to find out if its true
CA:
fuck this game
CA:
and fuck you for not seein this sooner
CA:
howw long havve you known anywway
CA:
you seemed so confident wwhen you said he had it before wwe got here
TA:
oh my 2hiit thii2 ii2nt a fuckiing troll matriix riipoff.
TA:
kk ii2nt goiing two diie when he dii2connect2 from the game what the 2hiitiing fuck.
TA:
ii found out liike two day2 before you fliipped your 2hiit jegu2 fuck!!
CA:
so he did tell you before me
CA:
he lied about that too
CA:
FUCK
TA:
oh my ragiing 2hiit WHO GIVE2 A FUCK.
CA:
is that due to your fuckin "second sight" shit or did he just tell you straight up
CA:
just like you knoww he wwont just keel ovver
CA:
is that just somefin you "knoww" too
TA:
ii know youre a bulgeweed nerfherder.
TA:
doe2 that count?
TA:
and no ii know becau2e anyone who thiink2 that ii2 2HIITHIIVE RETARDED.
TA:
iit2 a fuckiing game and kk ii2nt a 2priite con2truct.
CA:
i nevver said he wwas
CA:
and if you dont think its FUCKIN WWEIRD that hes got the same color as evveryfin else in this game
CA:
then you're blind
CA:
wwhich i knoww youre not
TA:
yeah okay iit2 kiind of weiird.
CA:
good i wwas about to call you out on bein sea udderbeast beast levvels stupid
CA:
but that wwould be insultin my intelligence too
CA:
wwhich im not about to do
TA:
whatever.
TA:
kk2 2tiill not 2ome bull2hiit game mechaniic.
TA:
2o 2top fuckiing around.
CA:
im not about to let this game make him into one
CA:
so no im not stoppin
CA:
not until i get more answers
CA:
maybe theres still a wway to undo the damage
TA:
HOLY FUCKIING 2HIIT.
TA:
fuck thii2.
TA:
fuck you.
TA:
iim not talkiing two you anymore iif youre goiing two be thii2 hiivefuckiing dumb.
TA:
iit2 fuckiing makiing ME 2tupiider FUCK.
TA:
ii can feel my fuckiing thiinkpand wiitheriing away, fuck. FUCK!
CA:
you just said yourself its wweird
CA:
i dont understand
CA:
wwhats fuckin dumb about it
CA:
wwhats dumb is blindly followwin wwhatevver this game throwws at you and eatin it up like a neww promotion a bulgeflavor grubrtitos
TA:
iit2 fuckiing DUMB becau2e iit2 not a fuckiing GAME MECHANIIC.
TA:
and even iif iit ii2 WHO GIIVE2 A RAGIING FUCK.
TA:
FUCK!
CA:
hes my FUCKIN moirail
CA:
im not about to let this game FUCK wwith him
TA:
iit2 not liike you could do 2HIIT ALL ABOUT IIT even iif iit2 true whiich holy 2hiit IIT II2NT!!
CA:
more than it ALREADY probably FUCKIN has
TA:
2HUT UP.
CA:
YOU shut up
TA:
wow real mature, diid you thiink that one up all by your2elf?
CA:
you said it first
TA:
here let me 2choolfeed you 2ome iin2ult2 two u2e next tiime!
TA:
here2 one:
TA:
youre a bulgeliickiing dumbfuck.
CA:
heres twwo: go pail yourself on one a eqs fuckin spare robot bulges
CA:
lord knowws you lovve droolin ovver his wwork
TA:
fuck you, you know why ii liike red eq.
CA:
he is really good at mario cart
TA:
better than you.
TA:
your fuckiing lo22.
CA:
you told me at one point i should listen to you
CA:
since youre the doom player
CA:
but i think this time theres still somethin wwrong
TA:
whatever.
TA:
dont giive a fuck a2 long a2 you 2hut up.
TA:
and dont fuck wiith 2hiit.
TA:
everythiing2 fuckiing wrong but iit doe2nt have two do wiith kk 2o 2top fuckiing makiing hiim mii2erable, fuck!
CA:
its not ME makin him miserable
CA:
its his MUTATION
CA:
and im goin to stop it
CA:
stop
CA:
somefin
CA:
i dont knoww
TA:
wow yeah you get riight the fuck on that bulgeweed.
CA:
right wwell im halfwway through lobaf so if you hear any more explosions
CA:
thats wwhat that is'
CA:
ill mind your hivve
CA:
for noww
CA:
maybe not
CA:
i cant believve he told you before me

CA:
TA:
fuck off dont touch my 2hiit.
CA:
dont tell me wwhat to do

TA:
fuck you, dont touch my 2hiit whiile iim not there two kiick your glute2, bulgeliicker.

CA:
wwait wwhere are you

TA:
tz2.
CA:
is kar there too
TA:
yeah.
CA:
not surprisin
CA:
might as wwell look there too
TA:
whatever.
CA:
cod youre probably makin it wworse
CA:
youre destestable you knoww that

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CA:
you can basically see into the future but you cant evven see wwhats in front of your owwn face
CA:
fine run awway

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