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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] has started trolling bootyInspector [BI] --

CA:
princess human
CA:
my friend kan isnt pickin up and fefs annoyed at me
CA:
i need some input
CA:
and youre a good listener
BI:
hahah sure dude what's up
CA:
i think this game is messin wwith my moirail
CA:
let me start by askin
CA:
is there any kind a illness or condition on earth that
CA:
oh how should i phrase this
CA:
basically marks you as a pariah since youre likely to spread your illness and associated choas to the rest a the population
BI:
uhhhh
BI:
I mean like
BI:
I guess back in the 80s that's how everybody thought about AIDs and shit since nobody knew wtf that shit was spread
CA:
okay good enough
CA:
so you had an illness like that
BI:
yeah but like they figured that shit out and now it's not as big a deal or whatever
BI:
like kyle had aids at some point and they took care of that shit
BI:
but yeah lol if we're talking ass long time ago, sure
CA:
okay wwell there is no cure for mutants back on our planet
CA:
in fact theyre all culled the moment theyre spotted
BI:
well dude maybe that's why there's no cure?
BI:
:-/ you guys got shitty doctors dudes
CA:
its startin to look that wway
CA:
but anywway
CA:
so the other day my moirail wwakes up and his eyes start showwin a wweird color
CA:
and his bloods changed to
CA:
all to your wweird ass color for some reason
CA:
and noww hes claimin that hes had it since birth
BI:
what color was it before?
CA:
and the only reason im tellin you is because youre a human and you probably havve no idea or dont care
CA:
i asked him and he didnt say
CA:
he said he wwas hatched wwith it
CA:
wwhich is impossible
CA:
he wwould a been culled
BI:
nah dude no way I got you the whole like blood = skin color thing right wasn't that what we all decided?
CA:
besides theres no such thing as a mutant lusus
CA:
yes wwe did
BI:
yeah ok so it's like when eric woke up as a ginger hahah
BI:
damn that was hilarious as shit
CA:
wwhats a ginger
CA:
and this aint funny
CA:
this is the opposite a funny
BI:
no yeah sorry dude
CA:
kars in danger
BI:
ok but
BI:
like
BI:
so his blood changed? does that like, happen to trolls?
CA:
it doesnt
CA:
wwhich is wwhy i think this games involvved
CA:
kars aspect is blood
CA:
his planets seepin wwith it
BI:
but he says it was that color already?
CA:
thats the thing
CA:
i think this game did some kind a time bullshit
CA:
since ivve nevver heard of a troll wwith that color before
CA:
and mutants are more urban legends than actual things
CA:
and you havve the same color too
CA:
and wwe met you all here
BI:
uhhhhhhh so like the game went back in time and made a paradox to make his blood that weird color even before the game started?
CA:
exactly
CA:
thats wwhat im startin to think happened
BI:
yeah ok lol sounds possible
BI:
watch it'll be some weird thing he'll end up doing to himself later on
BI:
~~time shiiiiittttt~~
BI:
anyway
CA:
it already happened
CA:
wwhatever he did
BI:
nah man paradoxes
BI:
paradoxes.
CA:
no but hes got that color noww
CA:
so wwhatever triggered it already happened
CA:
he couldnt a had that color before he wwould a told me somefin that serious
CA:
hes callin himself a mutant
BI:
well dude like
BI:
dunno what's the not mutant word for somebody with weird blood?
CA:
there aint another wword for it
CA:
if you got a wweird color youre a mutant but its not like kar
CA:
this game fucked him up
BI:
ok bear with me here dudee
BI:
~~time advice~~ and shit
CA:
fine
BI:
so like, ok, ~paradoxical shit~ happened and made the dude get some sweetass human-grade bright red badassery years ago or whatever the fuck
BI:
sure I'll buy that caused shit
BI:
starting to think these paradox things are like, all fucking over the place, for real. but that's like, not even my point
CA:
then wwhat is it
BI:
ok so if the game caused it or not but if his blood's weird and the only name for a dude with weird blood is mutant then he's a mutant right so like
BI:
what's the problem
BI:
isn't one of the other trolls a mutan t
CA:
but he AINT a mutant
CA:
sols different
BI:
I thought this was in a memo dude
CA:
sols blood is still on the hemospectrum
CA:
he aint a mutantblood
CA:
hes actually useful
BI:
so that's like, the troll version of hep b or shit
CA:
i dont knoww wwhat that is but it means his mutations actually beneficial
CA:
and not a potential threat
CA:
wwell
CA:
wwe conscript his kind before they become a threat
CA:
whereas mutant bloods
CA:
the rumor has it that theyre cursed and wwill bring about the end
CA:
through plagues, or destruction
CA:
general chaos
BI:
dunno dude sounds like your bestie's got xman-grade mutation there dude, I don't see the difference
CA:
kars not
CA:
look
CA:
mutant bloods supposedly pop up evvery once in a wwhile
CA:
but are culled at birth to prevvent the shit they cause
CA:
and thats that
CA:
noww
CA:
kar couldnt havve been hatched a mutantblood for that reason
CA:
he wwouldnt a been able to slip through the cracks
CA:
thats impossible
CA:
so this game musta wwent back and after he passed the trials and got a lusus
BI:
yeah sure dude I get that part, you think the game did it
CA:
it turned his blood color into that
BI:
but doesn't change shit now, right
CA:
red shit
BI:
I mean dude you're arguing whether the dude like
BI:
got AIDs during pregnancy or when his mom breastfed him like
BI:
shit can you get aids from breastfood
BI:
lol breastfood
BI:
whatever either way
BI:
so yeah that's my take dude like blame timeshit all you want but you got what you got now
CA:
theres a big fuckin difference betwwen wwhether kar wwas hatched a fuckin mutant and if the game turned him into one
CA:
its not his fault the game turned him into one
CA:
so the key is gettin the game to turn him back
BI:
uhhh dude if somebody's born like something it's not really like
BI:
their fault either?
BI:
lol
BI:
anyway dude don't like uhh
BI:
doom any timelines
BI:
fucking with shit that's supposed to be paradoxical
CA:
i wwish he wwould a told me from the start
CA:
but maybe this only just happened
CA:
i dont knoww howw fuckin time wworks
BI:
I mean dude like uhh
BI:
shit doesn't like uh
BI:
happen
BI:
and ripple
CA:
so youre sayin
CA:
hes alwways had it
BI:
it happens. because it already happened and has always been in the process of happening and shit
BI:
yeah like
BI:
if it's the game and he's not just a natural born xman then it happened a long time ago uhh
BI:
relative
BI:
like
BI:
even if it just got caused or is gonna happen yet
BI:
timetroll didn't explain this shit to you guys?
CA:
no
CA:
our timetroll is practically dead
CA:
and a robot
BI:
man is that why she won't answer my calls?
BI:
damn
CA:
the only things shes done for me is fetch my kismesis' corpse
CA:
but noww im mad a thim
BI:
~kinky~
CA:
thats none a your business wwhether it wwas kinky or not
BI:
;)
CA:
besides i havve a feelin he kneww about this blood shit before i did
CA:
wwhich means kar told him before me
CA:
wwhich means hes been lyin to me
CA:
both a them havve
CA:
fuckin SHIT
BI:
aw bummer dude
BI:
that sucks
CA:
youre right
CA:
i mean yeah the game obvviously had somefin to do wwith it
CA:
but as far as he knowws he had this color since forevver
CA:
at least after his lusus picked him
CA:
but that still seems like since the day he wwas hatched
CA:
and he nevver bothered to fuckin tell me
BI:
:-/
CA:
so for all intents and purposes he is a fuckin
CA:
cod i dont evven wwant to day it
BI:
I mean dude is it really a big deal like
CA:
it IS though
CA:
wwho knowws wwhat that shit does
CA:
wwhat if the rumors are true
CA:
im supposed to livve an eternity
CA:
wwhat if at some point i turn into one too
BI:
so reset yourself?
BI:
lol welcome to immortality hahahaahha
CA:
i mean wwhen you havve a fuckin disease like that youre supposed to TELL people
CA:
especially your quadrantmates
CA:
evven if it DOESNT do anyfin you still fuckin
CA:
TELL people
CA:
FUCK
BI:
yeah dishonesty's not cool :-/
CA:
but i mean
CA:
hes not a real mutantblood
BI:
uhhh
CA:
those aint real
BI:
lol I mean they are now
CA:
ugh im goin to be sick
BI:
sorry bro
CA:
so hes kept it from me
CA:
this wwhole time
CA:
i wwoulda FUCKIN understood if he just explained it but i had to fuckin figure it out all for my glubbin self
BI:
yeeeeahhhhh dude, dunno, sounds like you should uhh
BI:
discuss some trust issues there lol
BI:
fucking dating man how's that shit work
CA:
you humans shore havve it FUCKIN easy
CA:
so noww i havve a lyin sack a crap for a moirail AND a kismesis
CA:
i guess this is the sort a shit i should expect from sol
CA:
but kar
CA:
wwhy
BI:
I mean dude like
BI:
just sayin
BI:
if I had some kinda weird birth defect that was like shit they kill you for
BI:
dunno, might not be all upfront about that shit either
BI:
maybe?
CA:
but im his moirail
CA:
youre not supposed to hide shit from eachother
CA:
expecially important shit like THAT
CA:
we could a had this fixed from the getgo if he had just let me know
BI:
lol fixed, dude, what?
CA:
wwe could a prevvented wwhatever game bullshit started this if he had just told me from the get go
CA:
and noww its fuckin too late
CA:
FUCK
BI:
nah dude if it was gonna happen it was gonna happen
BI:
or I mean you could've stopped it but then everybody would be doomed lol
CA:
wwe're already doomed
CA:
theres no fuckin hope left
CA:
sol wwas right
CA:
FUCK

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