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CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
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kar
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OH
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YEAH.
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YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
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hes the one who starts it
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and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
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just let him
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BLOCK HIS ASS
CG:
NEPETA'S GOING TO MAKE HIM STOP TALKING TO YOU TOO
CA:
you talked about this wwith nep
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wwhy
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SO NOBODY WILL BE FUCKING LETTING ANYONE DO ANYTHING BECAUSE NOBODY WILL BE--
CG:
OF COURSE I FUCKING DID
CA:
ugh kar wwhy are wwe gettin more trolls invvolvved than needed
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its not /that/ bad
CG:
NEPETA'S HIS MOIRAIL
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IT'S THE LOGICAL FUCKING THING TO DO
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SINCE THERE'S NO AUSPICETICE
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are you insinuatin
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that wwe need one
CG:
NOT IF YOU TWO BOTH STOP FUCKING WITH EACH OTHER!
CG:
BUT NO I MEANT SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY *SOME* KIND OF FUCKDUMB PROBLEM, AND THERE'S NO CLUB, MOIRAILS GETTING MUTUALLY INVOLVED IS THE NEXT BEST STEP
CA:
fine yes that makes sense
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its wwhat kyle and i did twwo no avvail
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but
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its not that im fuckin wwith him
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its that i go about my daily business and then
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he exists
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and undoubtably does somefin twwo piss me off
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like kill me
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and then the cycle continues
CG:
THERE'S NO FUCKING CYCLE
CA:
evven you wwere tellin him twwo get out
CG:
YEAH, BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A BLUEBLOODED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
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THAT WAS THE END OF THE CYCLE. GETTING KICKED OUT. THERE, WE'RE DONE, EVERYBODY'S BLIND, ISSUE OVER.
CA:
doesnt make me still not mad at him
CA:
but ill block him
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fine
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look at me listenin twwo you
CG:
GOOD <>
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<>
CA:
im glad you liked your brunch
CG:
"BRUCH" JEGUS FUCK. THAT'S LITERALLY THE MOST PRETENTIOUS HIGHBLOOD WORD I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD.
CA:
havve you nevver had brunch before
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its the most fetch
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you sleep in and then youre all
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i wwant early meal but its twwo late for early meal
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and you cant havve lunch yet because you dont wwant lunch food
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so then some fuckin genius invvented brunch
CA:
some space vvenues havve it
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but apparently you havve twwo fight off half the line twwo get a seat
CG:
YEAH "SLEEP IN" WOULD BE THE PRETENTIOUS HIGHBLOOD PART
CA:
wwhat do lowwbloods havve twwo do
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wwhy dont they sleep in
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wwhat like not gettin culled
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YEAH, THAT'S A VITAL AND TIME-CONSUMING PART OF EVERY FUCKING LOWBLOOD'S DAY.
CG:
HELLSHITTING. FUCK.
CA:
wwell shoosh you dont havve twwo wworry about that no more
CG:
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!
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oh so
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HOLY SHIT.
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wwhat
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seems believvable twwo me
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JUST. JEGUS.
CA:
wwhat do lowwbloods do then besides
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lose at flarp
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and apparently learn computer shit
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WALK TO THE FUCKING SUPPLY PICKUP, FOR ONE
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NOT GET KILLED AT THE SUPPLY PICKUP
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WALK HOME
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PUT SHIT AWAY
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FEED THE LUSUS
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CLEAN THE HOUSE
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SCHOOLFEEDING
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MAKE FUN OF YOUR ASSHOLE COHORTS IN THE SCHOOLFEEDING MODULE
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REALIZE YOU FUCKING FORGOT THE GRUBLOAF AND WALK *BACK* TO SUPPLY PICKUP
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KICK YOURSELF FOR NOT BRINGING NOW SLEEPING FULLY FED LUSUS ALONG BECAUSE THERE'S SOME KIND OF MASSIVE, IDIOTIC BRAWL GOING ON BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SEND ENOUGH GRUBLOAF
CG:
FUCK THE GRUBLOAF AND WALK HOME
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ETC ETC
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IT'S A RICH FULL DAY
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NOT INVOLVING LOUNGING AROUND AND EATING MEALS THAT DON'T EXIST
CA:
wwell
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i do about
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twwo thirds a that shit
CG:
YOUR LUSUS CLEANS YOUR HOUSE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT
CA:
thats wwhy i said twwo fuckin thirds
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alwways puttin my stuff in the wwrong place
CG:
YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL AND UNRELENTING SYMPATHIES
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*AND* HIGHBLOODS GET THEIR SHIT DELIVERED. SO YOU GET DOUBLE THE SYMPATHY TODAY.
CA:
yeah but sometimes they mess up the delivveries
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and you end up gettin different shit from wwhat you requested
CA:
it sucks
CA:
at least you get twwo make shore youre gettin wwhat you wwant
CG:
YEAH I CAN REALLY FUCKING SEE HOW THAT'D BE A TERRIBLE HARDSHIP.
CA:
and you didnt havve twwo deal wwith fuckin wwhales comin up and wwreckin your shit
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or other seadwwellers throwwin shit on your island callin you a landwweller wwannabe
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just because i chose a more tactful location for a hivve
CG:
YEAH I CAN SAFELY SAY THERE'S NO DAMN WHALES IN A LAWNRING. THANK SHIT.
CG:
WHY THE FUCK *DID* YOU BUILD A FUCKING HIVE IN A HIDEOUS HALF WRECKED SHIP ANYWAY
CA:
fate
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its that same ship that vvris and i found the chest a shit wwith all our ancestors stuff in it
CG:
OH YEAH WHAT A LOGICAL SERIES OF DECISIONS THERE. THERE WAS A CACHE OF ANCESTORAL SHIT HERE SO THIS WILL MAKE A GRUBFUCK FANTASTIC LIVING SPACE
CA:
i could go into my life story howw i wwas called fefs fuckin remora and mocked relentlessly for being a lusciitroll since fuckin seahorsedad wwent wwith me evverywwhere
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and howw i wwanted twwo escape all that shit
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but ill savve you the embarrassin details
CG:
THE FUCK IS A REMORA
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its a smaller fish that sticks on a largerfish
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and livves off its nutrients
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basically a suckerfish
CG:
HOLY SHIT, THE OCEAN IS FUCKED UP.
CA:
it is
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but it makes for stronger trolls
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YEAH. I GUESS. THAT'S STILL BEYOND FOUL.
CA:
noww you knoww one a the reasons i decided twwo beach
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still it wwas right there if i wwanted twwo go back i could
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and i did on occasion
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YEAH SO WHO GIVES A FUCK
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THOSE ASSBITERS ARE DEAD ANYWAY
CA:
rite
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swweet revvenge
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besides wwhen i greww older i slayed all their luscii anywway
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i wwasnt wwell liked underwwater
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but duty calls

((30 hours later))

oh by the wway i forgot twwo mention somefin else that happened at the party
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wwhen the twwo capable members a the team rolled on in drunk as fuck
CA:
i learned some shit from thenm
CG:
WHO?
CA:
the itr and hgd humans
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OKAY
CA:
you wwere busy mackin it wwwith ter
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OH, RIGHT.
CA:
yes
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anywway
CA:
theres more quest beds somewwhere deep in the bowwels a prospit
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but heres the catch - theres more a them then there are derse players apparently
CA:
or thats wwhat it sounded like
CG:
REALLY
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THAT'S WEIRD
CA:
yes
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so i thought this wwould merit investigation
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they already stumbled upon it
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but i dont think either a them ascended yet
CG:
THEY DIDN'T?
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WHY NOT?
CA:
i dont knoww but they didnt say they did
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WEIRD
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BUT THE BEDS ARE THERE?
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yes
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accordin twwo them
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unless this wwas a trick and they wwanted us twwo believve somefin false
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but they wwere intoxicated it sounded like they wwere gloatin
CG:
DID THEY SAY WHERE?
CA:
it sounded like it wwas buried
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so underground
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IN DERSE?
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prospit
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SHIT SORRY
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YEAH PROSPIT

CA:
wwhy not the other
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so there
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wwe may not havve twwo find your bed
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wwe may just havve twwo find the one on prospit
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH
CG:
THAT MIGHT WORK
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wwouldnt it just
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so yes thats somefin i just remembered
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noww that all the shits settled
CG:
YEAH NO, THAT'S GOOD
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DO YOU HAVE THE ALCHEMIZER ATTACHMENT THAT MAKES THINGS SMALLER?
CA:
yes theres a bunch a shit a mine i had twwo shrink
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since i didnt havve room
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wwhy
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CAN YOU SEND ME THE CODE FOR IT?
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#71ny5h17
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YEAH, THANK YOU
CA:
wwhat for
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I KEEP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE ALCHEMIZER AND EVERYTHING'S COMING OUT THE SIZE OF MY GODDAMN SKULL
CA:
wwhat are you makin
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FUCK IT I DON'T THINK I'M USING THE RIGHT SHIT ANYWAY.
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UGH
CA:
come on
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tell me
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TRYING TO ADJUST TEREZI'S GLASSES BUT IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT
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I'M JUST GOING TO DO IT LATER
CA:
wwhy
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did she break em
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BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY FACE LOOK LIKE AN INFLATABLE LAWNBALL
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WHICH IS APPARENTLY 'CUT3' AKA FUCKING BULLSHIT
CA:
oh
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thats fuckin adorable
CA:
youre wwearin a vversion a her glasses noww that youre flushed
CA:
i guess that makes sense
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since you
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dont like rings and all
CG:
THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO WHY BUT
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BUT I HAVE TO GO FOR NOW AND I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY?
CA:
alright
CA:
glub you up later kar
CG:
<>
CA:
<> much
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