amporaeridan: (Default)
[personal profile] amporaeridan
-- caligulasAquarium [CA]has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CA:
wwhats this about eq you wwanted twwo talk about
CA:
kar
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH.
CG:
YOU TWO NEED TO FUCKING STOP
CA:
im not the fuckin problem kar
CA:
hes the one who starts it
CA:
and wwhat am i supposed twwo do
CA:
just let him
CG:
BLOCK HIS ASS
CG:
NEPETA'S GOING TO MAKE HIM STOP TALKING TO YOU TOO
CA:
you talked about this wwith nep
CA:
wwhy
CG:
SO NOBODY WILL BE FUCKING LETTING ANYONE DO ANYTHING BECAUSE NOBODY WILL BE--
CG:
OF COURSE I FUCKING DID
CA:
ugh kar wwhy are wwe gettin more trolls invvolvved than needed
CA:
its not /that/ bad
CG:
NEPETA'S HIS MOIRAIL
CG:
IT'S THE LOGICAL FUCKING THING TO DO
CG:
SINCE THERE'S NO AUSPICETICE
CA:
are you insinuatin
CA:
that wwe need one
CG:
NOT IF YOU TWO BOTH STOP FUCKING WITH EACH OTHER!
CG:
BUT NO I MEANT SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY *SOME* KIND OF FUCKDUMB PROBLEM, AND THERE'S NO CLUB, MOIRAILS GETTING MUTUALLY INVOLVED IS THE NEXT BEST STEP
CA:
fine yes that makes sense
CA:
its wwhat kyle and i did twwo no avvail
CA:
but
CA:
its not that im fuckin wwith him
CA:
its that i go about my daily business and then
CA:
he exists
CA:
and undoubtably does somefin twwo piss me off
CA:
like kill me
CA:
and then the cycle continues
CG:
THERE'S NO FUCKING CYCLE
CA:
evven you wwere tellin him twwo get out
CG:
YEAH, BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A BLUEBLOODED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
CG:
THAT WAS THE END OF THE CYCLE. GETTING KICKED OUT. THERE, WE'RE DONE, EVERYBODY'S BLIND, ISSUE OVER.
CA:
doesnt make me still not mad at him
CA:
but ill block him
CA:
fine
CA:
look at me listenin twwo you
CG:
GOOD <>
CA:
<>
CA:
im glad you liked your brunch
CG:
"BRUCH" JEGUS FUCK. THAT'S LITERALLY THE MOST PRETENTIOUS HIGHBLOOD WORD I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD.
CA:
havve you nevver had brunch before
CA:
its the most fetch
CA:
you sleep in and then youre all
CA:
i wwant early meal but its twwo late for early meal
CA:
and you cant havve lunch yet because you dont wwant lunch food
CA:
so then some fuckin genius invvented brunch
CA:
some space vvenues havve it
CA:
but apparently you havve twwo fight off half the line twwo get a seat
CG:
YEAH "SLEEP IN" WOULD BE THE PRETENTIOUS HIGHBLOOD PART
CA:
wwhat do lowwbloods havve twwo do
CA:
wwhy dont they sleep in
CA:
wwhat like not gettin culled
CG:
YEAH, THAT'S A VITAL AND TIME-CONSUMING PART OF EVERY FUCKING LOWBLOOD'S DAY.
CG:
HELLSHITTING. FUCK.
CA:
wwell shoosh you dont havve twwo wworry about that no more
CG:
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!
CA:
oh so
CG:
HOLY SHIT.
CA:
wwhat
CA:
seems believvable twwo me
CG:
JUST. JEGUS.
CA:
wwhat do lowwbloods do then besides
CA:
lose at flarp
CA:
and apparently learn computer shit
CG:
WALK TO THE FUCKING SUPPLY PICKUP, FOR ONE
CG:
NOT GET KILLED AT THE SUPPLY PICKUP
CG:
WALK HOME
CG:
PUT SHIT AWAY
CG:
FEED THE LUSUS
CG:
CLEAN THE HOUSE
CG:
SCHOOLFEEDING
CG:
MAKE FUN OF YOUR ASSHOLE COHORTS IN THE SCHOOLFEEDING MODULE
CG:
REALIZE YOU FUCKING FORGOT THE GRUBLOAF AND WALK *BACK* TO SUPPLY PICKUP
CG:
KICK YOURSELF FOR NOT BRINGING NOW SLEEPING FULLY FED LUSUS ALONG BECAUSE THERE'S SOME KIND OF MASSIVE, IDIOTIC BRAWL GOING ON BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SEND ENOUGH GRUBLOAF
CG:
FUCK THE GRUBLOAF AND WALK HOME
CG:
ETC ETC
CG:
IT'S A RICH FULL DAY
CG:
NOT INVOLVING LOUNGING AROUND AND EATING MEALS THAT DON'T EXIST
CA:
wwell
CA:
i do about
CA:
twwo thirds a that shit
CG:
YOUR LUSUS CLEANS YOUR HOUSE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT
CA:
thats wwhy i said twwo fuckin thirds
CA:
alwways puttin my stuff in the wwrong place
CG:
YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL AND UNRELENTING SYMPATHIES
CG:
*AND* HIGHBLOODS GET THEIR SHIT DELIVERED. SO YOU GET DOUBLE THE SYMPATHY TODAY.
CA:
yeah but sometimes they mess up the delivveries
CA:
and you end up gettin different shit from wwhat you requested
CA:
it sucks
CA:
at least you get twwo make shore youre gettin wwhat you wwant
CG:
YEAH I CAN REALLY FUCKING SEE HOW THAT'D BE A TERRIBLE HARDSHIP.
CA:
and you didnt havve twwo deal wwith fuckin wwhales comin up and wwreckin your shit
CA:
or other seadwwellers throwwin shit on your island callin you a landwweller wwannabe
CA:
just because i chose a more tactful location for a hivve
CG:
YEAH I CAN SAFELY SAY THERE'S NO DAMN WHALES IN A LAWNRING. THANK SHIT.
CG:
WHY THE FUCK *DID* YOU BUILD A FUCKING HIVE IN A HIDEOUS HALF WRECKED SHIP ANYWAY
CA:
fate
CA:
its that same ship that vvris and i found the chest a shit wwith all our ancestors stuff in it
CG:
OH YEAH WHAT A LOGICAL SERIES OF DECISIONS THERE. THERE WAS A CACHE OF ANCESTORAL SHIT HERE SO THIS WILL MAKE A GRUBFUCK FANTASTIC LIVING SPACE
CA:
i could go into my life story howw i wwas called fefs fuckin remora and mocked relentlessly for being a lusciitroll since fuckin seahorsedad wwent wwith me evverywwhere
CA:
and howw i wwanted twwo escape all that shit
CA:
but ill savve you the embarrassin details
CG:
THE FUCK IS A REMORA
CA:
its a smaller fish that sticks on a largerfish
CA:
and livves off its nutrients
CA:
basically a suckerfish
CG:
HOLY SHIT, THE OCEAN IS FUCKED UP.
CA:
it is
CA:
but it makes for stronger trolls
CG:
YEAH. I GUESS. THAT'S STILL BEYOND FOUL.
CA:
noww you knoww one a the reasons i decided twwo beach
CA:
still it wwas right there if i wwanted twwo go back i could
CA:
and i did on occasion
CG:
YEAH SO WHO GIVES A FUCK
CG:
THOSE ASSBITERS ARE DEAD ANYWAY
CA:
rite
CA:
swweet revvenge
CA:
besides wwhen i greww older i slayed all their luscii anywway
CA:
i wwasnt wwell liked underwwater
CA:
but duty calls

((30 hours later))

oh by the wway i forgot twwo mention somefin else that happened at the party
CA:
wwhen the twwo capable members a the team rolled on in drunk as fuck
CA:
i learned some shit from thenm
CG:
WHO?
CA:
the itr and hgd humans
CG:
OKAY
CA:
you wwere busy mackin it wwwith ter
CG:
OH, RIGHT.
CA:
yes
CA:
anywway
CA:
theres more quest beds somewwhere deep in the bowwels a prospit
CA:
but heres the catch - theres more a them then there are derse players apparently
CA:
or thats wwhat it sounded like
CG:
REALLY
CG:
THAT'S WEIRD
CA:
yes
CA:
so i thought this wwould merit investigation
CA:
they already stumbled upon it
CA:
but i dont think either a them ascended yet
CG:
THEY DIDN'T?
CG:
WHY NOT?
CA:
i dont knoww but they didnt say they did
CG:
WEIRD
CG:
BUT THE BEDS ARE THERE?
CA:
yes
CA:
accordin twwo them
CA:
unless this wwas a trick and they wwanted us twwo believve somefin false
CA:
but they wwere intoxicated it sounded like they wwere gloatin
CG:
DID THEY SAY WHERE?
CA:
it sounded like it wwas buried
CA:
so underground
CG:
IN DERSE?
CA:
prospit
CG:
SHIT SORRY
CG:
YEAH PROSPIT

CA:
wwhy not the other
CA:
so there
CA:
wwe may not havve twwo find your bed
CA:
wwe may just havve twwo find the one on prospit
CG:
OH
CG:
YEAH
CG:
THAT MIGHT WORK
CA:
wwouldnt it just
CA:
so yes thats somefin i just remembered
CA:
noww that all the shits settled
CG:
YEAH NO, THAT'S GOOD
CG:
DO YOU HAVE THE ALCHEMIZER ATTACHMENT THAT MAKES THINGS SMALLER?
CA:
yes theres a bunch a shit a mine i had twwo shrink
CA:
since i didnt havve room
CA:
wwhy
CG:
CAN YOU SEND ME THE CODE FOR IT?
CA:
#71ny5h17
CG:
YEAH, THANK YOU
CA:
wwhat for
CG:
I KEEP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE ALCHEMIZER AND EVERYTHING'S COMING OUT THE SIZE OF MY GODDAMN SKULL
CA:
wwhat are you makin
CG:
FUCK IT I DON'T THINK I'M USING THE RIGHT SHIT ANYWAY.
CG:
UGH
CA:
come on
CA:
tell me
CG:
TRYING TO ADJUST TEREZI'S GLASSES BUT IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT
CG:
I'M JUST GOING TO DO IT LATER
CA:
wwhy
CA:
did she break em
CG:
BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY FACE LOOK LIKE AN INFLATABLE LAWNBALL
CG:
WHICH IS APPARENTLY 'CUT3' AKA FUCKING BULLSHIT
CA:
oh
CA:
thats fuckin adorable
CA:
youre wwearin a vversion a her glasses noww that youre flushed
CA:
i guess that makes sense
CA:
since you
CA:
dont like rings and all
CG:
THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO WHY BUT
CG:
BUT I HAVE TO GO FOR NOW AND I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY?
CA:
alright
CA:
glub you up later kar
CG:
<>
CA:
<> much

Profile

amporaeridan: (Default)
Eridan Ampora

September 2014

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
141516 17181920
21222324252627
282930    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 28th, 2017 02:39 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios