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CA:

wwhat happened twwo you did you eat twwo much grubcorn and havve twwo throww it up

TA:

fuckiing BU2Y cant talk

CA:

cant talk nothin wwhat happened

TA:

ii 2aiid

TA:

iim bu2y

TA:

2o ofd

TA:

2o go eat a bulge

CA:

right let me get on that OH WWAIT i cant seein that youre bein a melodramatic busy bee fuckhead

CA:

does it havve twwo do wwith eq y/n

TA:

<< TWINARMAGEDDONS HAS GONE OFFLINE >>

TA:

<< TWINARMAGEDDONS HAS COME OFFLINE >>

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okay back.

CA:

howw does he havve access twwo that fuckin robot clone a his

CA:

thats some major ovversight

TA:

probably becau2e he buiilt a remote call iin liike a 2hiit2taiin.

TA:

ju2t liike ii buiilt one iin two.

CA:

did you fuckin removve noww that he fuckin sent it after twwo assumable cull you

TA:

no wow ii diidnt oh waiit ii forgot iim not a complete moron.

CA:

wwell you didnt removve it initially so i had twwo fuckin wwonder

CA:

looks like youve been one upped'

TA:

ii diidnt fuckiing know iit wa2 there iiniitiially you chuteliickiing a22hole, ii dont work wiith the hardware.

CA:

oh MY fuckin bad i thought you had this shit sittin around your hivve long enough twwo SPOT OUT this sort a thing

CA:

besides he does this in all his shit

CA:

vvris' arm

CA:

my eye

CA:

its not fuckin surprisin

CA:

screww this shit im contactin the fuckin dirty human

TA:

fuckiing why.

TA:

ii fuckiing fiixed the 2hiitgrubbiing problem already.

TA:

iim reprogrammiing iit now.

CA:

because im sick a him goin against my orders and bein a hypocritical wwaste a time and effort

TA:

dont you even fuckiing thiink about fuckiing 2triifiing over me.

TA:

iill fuckiing cut your bulge off.

TA:

wiith my new friiend red 2ol who happen2 two look a lot liike eq iin the face ehehehe.

CA:

a course youd think its sol-ly ovver your glutes you egotistical piece a bee discharge

CA:

and that thing is NEVVER gettin near me sol i swwear twwo cod

CA:

that thing comes near me and im blastin it into next fuckin peregree

TA:

whatever youre ju2t mad becau2e iit look2 liike eq.

CA:

all that wwork out the fuckin windoww and your dreams a twwin trolls gone

TA:

ii fuckiing told you 2omeone 2hould have gotten my 2hiitgrubbiing old body, FUCK.

CA:

your solution wwith the fuckin dream body could fuckin wwork

CA:

but i aint havvin anyfin twwo do wwith it if that thing pulls somefin like this again

TA:

yeah well ii dont know iif ii want two rii2k beiing permiinantly dead iif iit doe2nt.

TA:

2o whatever.

CA:

then dont fuckin wwhine about it unless you wwant twwo try it out

TA:

iill fuckiing whiine about whatever ii want bulgeliicker.

CA:

clearly you wwill and the more you wwhine the less likely my hopes a twwin sol are gone

CA:

i mean your hopes

TA:

ehehehe OH FUCKIING REALLY.

TA:

and what 2hiitgrubbiing hope2 are we talkiing about here.

CA:

oh dont get fuckin koi wwith me

CA:

probably the same fuckin hopes you squeeze your fuckin mutant bulge off twwo

CA:

and no one said you wweren't capable

TA:

yeah whatever ii fuckiing know.

TA:

ii got hii2 robot turned off diidnt ii ehehehe.

TA:

and now ii have a gamegrub partner 2o eq can 2uck iit.

CA:

wwell noww wwe knoww hes full a shit

CA:

you clearly beat his clone

TA:

uhhh.

CA:

and made it your bitch

TA:

well techniically ii turned iit the fuck off.

CA:

oh

CA:

you could a lied

CA:

here i wwas thinkin youre a badass

TA:

fuck you! ii 2ma2hed hiim around before ii could get two the 2hiitgrubbiing con2ole!

CA:

oh did you

TA:

iif ii broke iit ii wouldnt have my 2weet robot hatefriiend would ii.

TA:

dumb2hiit.

CA:

youre hatefriends wwith it

TA:

yeah were be2t of fuckiing buddiie2, NO HE2 A 2HIITGRUBBIING ROBOT YOU MORON.

CA:

youre the one wwho fuckin said it

TA:

ehehe youre pretty te2ty, are you pi22ed off that ii beat the 2hiit out of eq2 2trongbot2elf and you diidnt even beat hiim up iin the memo?

TA:

lo2iing your touch?

CA:

i ABSOFUCKINLUTELY beat him in the fuckin memo

TA:

yawn fuckiing yawn diid you?

CA:

i called him out on his hypocracy and his STUPID conflictin behavvior towwards you until he DROPPED the fuckin subject because FUCKIN VVRIS had twwo showw up and make evveryfin that more terrible

CA:

and then you turned into a moody shit

TA:

wow yeah that2 totally 2omethiing that never happen2 ever!!

TA:

and yeah 2he2 a biitch why dont you whiip out your 2eadweller bulge and tell her two fuck off.

CA:

thats in progress but FYI my bulge is so fuckin recoiled i could pass as one a those fuckin female humans

CA:

but

CA:

if youre still feelin moody i knoww somefin that could potentially distract you

TA:

what.

CA:

wwhy dont you ask me more about those twwin hopes

TA:

ii2 iit your bulge becau2e iif iit2 a human 2elfiie iim goii

TA:

what?

CA:

you heard me

TA:

holy 2hiit okay here we fuckiing go.

TA:

PLEA2E TELL ME MORE ABOUT THII2 WEIIRD THIING YOU 2AIID.

TA:

how2 that?

CA:

close enough

TA:

whatever haviing a double would be fuckiing 2weet and you know iit.

CA:

i knoww

CA:

thats wwhy ivve thought about it before

CA:

wwhen i realized that wwe had duplicates on our dream planet

CA:

and all the possible shit that could come of it

TA:

yeah well god tiier ii2 2uppo2ed two come out of iit.

CA:

and more

TA:

you already u2ed your copy anyway.

CA:

if you do manage twwo get twwo-

CA:

wwhatevver im talkin about your possible double here

TA:

yeah well iit2 a rii2k.

TA:

iif we murder my pro2piit body and iit doe2nt god tiier then iim fucked.

TA:

what we 2hould have done ii2 pull my fiir2t body off of alterniia but ii wa2t TWO MUCH OF A GRUBFUCKIING IIDIIOT.

CA:

maybe thats wwhat wwe should get someone else twwo try

CA:

fuckin shut up thats ovver wwith

CA:

but think sol

CA:

think a the shit wwe could do if there wwere twwo a you

CA:

i mean i could handle twwo a you easily in battle but

TA:

ii am thiinkiing of iit and protiip only HALF of iit iinvolve2 your gro22 paiiliing cave.

CA:

elsewwhere

CA:

then the other half must be in your fuckin poor ass double coon

CA:

but not on a fuckin TARP on your MULTISEATER CUSHION

TA:

whatever iit work2 ju2t fuckiing fiine, not all of u2 have 2hiitfuckiing hiighblood luxury two tra2h.

CA:

you knoww wwhen i revvamped your hivve

CA:

i could givve you that highblood luxury pailin shit twwo but you knoww wwhat i think you LIKE doin that shit twwo me on the fuckin tarp because it really is that fuckin degradin

CA:

and wwith twwo a you it wwould be that fuckin wworse

TA:

ehehehehe.

TA:

whatever that 2hiit you left wa2 fuckiing awful.

CA:

wwhat shit

CA:

oh

CA:

the garb

TA:

ii had two alchemiize a new wa2te receptiical two hold iit all.

CA:

good itll come in handy wwhen i havve twwo throww it all out again twwo make room for your neww roommate

CA:

ill call him sol twwo

CA:

you can be sol one

CA:

i bet sol twwo wwill have some fuckin class twwo him

CA:

and appreciate my cookin


TA:

go paiil your2elf, he2 liitterally me 2o clearly he2 goiing two thiink your 2hiit ii2 2URPRII2E! 2tiill 2hiit.

TA:

AL2O 2TOP TALKIING ABOUT THII2 LIIKE THII2 II2NT JU2T MY OTHER BODY IIT2 WEIIRD, fuck!

CA:

no im pretty shore hell wwant twwo piss you off twwo i knoww howw you wwork

CA:

but yeah i guess there wwill be times wwhere you actually agree wwith yourself and youll wwant to take it out on me and

CA:

i knoww i can handle twwo a you

CA:

at least noww

CA:

strifin i mean

CA:

and probably concuspiciently twwo

TA:

you cant handle 2hiit.

TA:

you 2tiill barely beat me, iid embarra22 the 2hiit out of you wiith two bodiie2.

CA:

i havve practice.

CA:

oh fightin-wwise wwell

CA:

i could alwways turn you against yourself

CA:

that seems like shore fire wway twwo wwin

CA:

and cod vvris just killed my mood

CA:

she challenged me twwo a fight


TA:

fuck that 2hiit!

TA:

why?

CA:

i dont knoww she fuckin wwent off on some rant about cod tier and howw i beat her

CA:

and gavve me a bunch a shit for turnin "classless" and i wwas all

CA:

"wwell i still got their first so i must a done somefin right" and then she wwas all "FIGHT ME YOURSELF"

CA:

and i obvviously declined

CA:

and noww shes all backpeddlin and cod shes the fuckin wworst

TA:

2he2 probably got her bulge iin a twii2t over how everyone2 wii2e two her perpetual bull2hiit.

TA:

you thiink 2he2 fliippiing piitch?

CA:

If it's such a 8ig deal, may8e you sho8ld g8t your he8d out of yo8r 8ass and FIGHT ME YOURSELF!!!!!!!

CA:

you tell me

TA:

becau2e iif 2he ii2 iil go blow her 2kull off my2elf.

CA:

you do havve a knack for cuttin bluebloods dowwn twwo size

CA:

if she tries showwin up twwo your sleepovver be my fuckin guest

CA:

hey

TA:

yeah iim planniing on 2hoviing her and od iinto the wardrobe block together ehehehe.

TA:

what?

CA:

is the tarp still out

TA:

yeah becau2e ii ju2t leave iit there all the tiime you gro22 bulge2ucker.

TA:

iit2 not liike anyone el2e fuckiing 2iit2 there or anythiing holy 2hiit.

CA:

wwell get it out

TA:

yeah riight the fuck away, you want me two make you a plate of 2hiitgrubbiing grubriito flaked 2eafood whiile iim at iit?

TA:

and polii2h your boot2?

CA:

see this is howw you fuckin order a cod damn mustardblood around

CA:

i didnt evven havve twwo fuckin ask

CA:

yes wwhen i get there i fully expect both a those things twwo happen

TA:

oop2 hold on ii ju2t remembered.

TA:

ii cant becau2e youre a pan2hiitiing fuck2tiick.

CA:

wwhatevver its not goin twwo be that hard twwo make you

TA:

want two bet on iit?

TA:

8|

CA:

wwinner gets first choice a grubrito dish

CA:

hope you like those mutant grubritos i made

CA:

and i hope youvve increased your fuckin stamina

TA:

ii hope youre ready two eat a bag of bulge2.

TA:

when you embarra22 your2elf.

CA:

dont you think a bag is a little ovverindulgent

CA:

stick twwo your twwopack

TA:

ehehehe yeah riight.

TA:

keep pretendiing liike youre even fuckiing capable of that 2hiit.

TA:

protiip, you cant u2e a magiic wand duriing paiiliing nook2taiin.

TA:

oop2 ii gue22 there goe2 your 2ecret weapon.

CA:

clearly you dont havve the kind of imagination i do

TA:

ii dont need iimagiinatiion two know who can piin who down iin a 2triife wiithout weapon2.

CA:

oh so you havvent realized

CA:

cod tier = wwandless science

TA:

2o what youre goiing two blow me up wiith your bulge?

TA:

wow great fuckiing job there 2hiit2taiin.

CA:

noww thats somefin i havvent thought a yet

TA:

really relevant two our candleliit hatedate on the tarp.

CA:

itll be relevant wwhen i break out a your psionic bonds wwhen you least expect it and nail you into your owwn fuckin grubrito matted filth

CA:

or oh shit remember wwhen you casually tossed out that one insult about pailin one a your fuckin silicombs

CA:

that wwould be fuckin interestin

TA:

fuck you dont get your gro22 2pooge on my bee2.

CA:

i could just take that one that red eq already ruined

CA:

is it still there im almost ovver

CA:

oh i bet youd just hate that

TA:

wow yeah becau2e iitw not liike iim goiing two U2E IIT FOR ANYTHIING.

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and yeah iit2 2tiill here you bulgeeater.

CA:

good

TA:

not liike youre goiing two get the chance two u2e iit.

TA:

when iim two bu2y 2liingiing your 2orry glute2 around.

CA:

if you can evven fuckin see me long enough twwo focus

CA:

im fuckin fast as fuckin lightnin noww

CA:

these wwings are baller

CA:

thats the problem wwith your abilities

CA:

you havve twwo actually be facin me twwo use em

CA:

or twwo focus

CA:

ivve got you all figured out

CA:

i cant wwait twwo see how flexible you are with all those fuckin bones stickin out at wweird palces

TA:

ii dont have two 2ee you two fry your 2orry glute2 two a pulp.

TA:

and then drag you off whiile youre whiiniing
liike a glubbiing wiiggler.

CA:

wwho wwas the one wwhinin today

CA:

itll be part twwo a 'sol doesnt get wwhat he wwants' and ill top it off. wwhen youre askin for a fuckin bucket i wwont even givve you that and see howw long you can last

TA:

wow yeah becau2e that wa2nt for a TOTALLY JU2TIIFIIED REA2ON.

TA:

becau2e ii gue22 when the crazy biitch who ruiin2 everyon2 liive2 for fun 2how2 up iit2 ju2t another 2hiithiive hiighblood two deal wiith and not a remiinder about what a grubfuckiing awful 2hiithole you are FUCK. yeah thank2 how could ii forget!

CA:

dont fuckin do this in the middle of this sol

TA:

WHAT.

TA:

ii dont care.

CA:

noww im goin twwo havve twwo wwork you back up and ugh

CA:

this is wwhat i get

TA:

yeah for beiing a toolbag? biig fuckiing 2urprii2e there.

CA:

look you wwere fuckin fine today

CA:

you showed eq up wwith his not-pitch/total pitch bullshit and smacked dowwn vvris and revvoked her invitation

CA:

and his

CA:

wwhy do you think im doin all this all of a sudden and actin like a fuckin meowbeast in heat

CA:

you wwere fuckin sexy

TA:

becau2e youre a de2perate hiighblood 2lut probably.

TA:

100% confiirmed.

CA:

did you not just see vvris solicit me

CA:

i can get anyone to go pitch for me if i wwanted twwo but i aint fuckin interested

TA:

yeah ii ju2t

TA:

fuck.

TA:

wow no you BETTER NOT BE FUCKIING IINTERE2TED.

TA:

you ragiing fuck2tiick!

TA:

let2 2ee what are you fuckiing optiion2 here? crazy 2piiderbiitch fucker or 2exy hacker extrordiinaiire, THIINK CAREFULLY THII2 II2 A HARD CHOIICE.

CA:

sol i am so fuckin pitch for you that part a my daily fuckin repetoire is seein wwhich fuckin double puns i havvent used recently twwo throw in some line a dialogue i havve wwith you and then coatin evvery fuckin piece a troll sashimi i havve in your dumb grubritos and curse your existence

CA:

and thats not even gettin into my private den habits wwhich im not about twwo divvulge

TA:

2hiit.

TA:

okay.

CA:

and thats not evven gettin into the shit i intially felt for you before wwe called it of-fish-al

TA:

yeah well protiip, you were a squealiing 2hiit2taiin back then when cc wa2 iinvolved.

CA:

that wwas before i realized i wwas pitch for you

TA:

not liike youve changed much ehehehe.

CA:

it wwas after that

CA:

and fuck you

TA:

fuck you two, youre grub2hiitiing awful.

CA:

youre a dreadful, ovverpowwered, hideous, psiioniic and youre the complementary evveryfin twwo me

TA:

hey 2o you admiit youre weak2auce cullbaiit, good job, the fiir2t 2tep ii2 acceptiing the truth!

CA:

no you fucktard im an awesome, proportionally gifted, beautifiul non-mutant

CA:

but fuck it youre my ovverpowwered, hideous, psiioniic and i hate you wwith a passion that burn like a thousand a your wweird ass planets

TA:

you forgot ape2hiit banana2 tallented ehehe.

CA:

i dont knoww about that yet

TA:

you hiideou2 fii2hface fucker.

CA:

youll havve twwo showw me in about twwo seconds after i break into your hivve again

TA:

yeah well tiime for a 2econd bet!

TA:

youre goiing two fuckiing admiit iit before you leave here ehehe.

CA:

maybe thatll be the one you wwin

CA:

second times your charm

TA:

fuck you iim wiinniing them both.


CA:

ill let you havve your fun for a wwhile tho

CA:

makes the defeat evven more delectable

CA:

alright im here but im not tellin you wwhere

CA:

hint its not near your fuckin fridge wwhere im storin up the fuckin fish for later

TA:

ii2 iit near my fuckiing bulge?

TA:

oh waiit no iit2 not.

TA:

you 2hould fiix that awful 2hiit a2ap.

CA:

patience skullfuck

CA:

anticipation is

CA:

half

CA:

the pleasure

CA:

B|

TA:

oh my god ii am goiing two wreck you until you dont have the pan2pace left two make any more embarra22iing joke2.

CA:

twwo late

TA:

ii hope your body ii2 fuckiing ready for iit2 one way cruii2e two 2hiittown paradii2e.

TA:

populatiion my bulge.

CA:

wwho needs a fuckin cruise wwhen i can fuckin swwim there myself


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