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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi kar
CA:
salufuckintations
CA:
are you havvin a fabulous fuckin ashen day
CG
WOW WITH A GREETING LIKE THAT HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER KIND?
CA:
i wwanna glub
CA:
can i glub to you
CA:
is that still okay
CA:
or does sol havve to be in here too to glub
CG
FUCK NO, YOU'LL BOTH START SHRIEKING AT EACH OTHER OR WORSE
CG
IF I HEAR ONE MORE INNUENDO SO THINLY VEILED IT'S TRANSPARENT, I WILL RIP OFF MY EARS, SHOVE THEM DOWN MY WINDTUBE, AND CHOKE TO DEATH
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- condescendingChum [CC] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] -

CC:
yo fishlips howd your team handle the frog ship
CA:
wwere still handlin the frog ship
CA:
better talk to kar about it he knowws more than i do
CA:
besides i havve quite a dilemma on my hands
CA:
i mean im takin care of it but im not all fuckin cheery
CC:
who da fuck asked you to be cheery
CC:
#got too much cheer on this team anyway
CC:
#Even after zahhak cancels out leijon
CA:
yeah speakin a wwhich can you fuckin keep your mutant trolls in check
CC:
which ones
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i swwear to fuck if i havve to deal wwith unruly lowwbloods from another wworld or wwhatevver speakin out a line and demandin shit a me i wwouldnt evven do for my quadrantmates im goin to fuckin choke the next poor sucker i see.

or mate.

and evven hes been givvin me shit. does he really think wwere all the same? really i mean. me and tavv? me and eq? i dont me or GAM? i dont fuckin think so. hes out a his cod damn mind if he thinks im about to buy into that shit. i could bloww any one of our teammates out a the wwater literally and figurativvely.

but thats become a problem hasn't it

vascilitatin is normal, shore. but i didnt think it wwould happen wwith sol and i. at no point did i evver think i could evver pity him. i still can't believve i felt it. cod knowws i dont feel it noww - but it still happened. i nevver understood until i felt i then - howw easy it is to flip. and here i wwas thinkin that i could only loathe him. 

but he wwas so dowwnright sad. the wwhole fuckin situation wwas dowwnright pitiful.

maybe that wwas it. maybe it wwasnt just him, maybe i felt pity for the both of us. i mean wwe had gotten so far. evven durin the date it felt like wwe wwere pressin all the right buttons and it felt so good to be at that levvel wwith someone. to finally hate someone on a levvel wwhere you knoww exactly wwhat it takes to set them off and just revvelin in it together. but as soon as i felt it, he'd fumble or miss or fuck up and i wwas back to feelin sorry for ourselvves. i resent him so fuckin much for puttin me through this i really do.

at the same time though... i really hope he beats this thing and challenges me again

wwhen do you knoww your kismesis is serendipitous? i thought that vvris wwas for a wwhile, but lookin back - she didn't rock my fuckin foundation the wway sol did. sol uprooted evveryfin i thought i kneww and threww it back in my face. i nevver wwanted to best someone as badly as i did him. 

and it happened, and fuck it left me so fuckin hollow. 

did he really hate me as much as i hated him at the end there. wwas he as upset as i wwas that it had to come to this? does he knoww that i /am/ still wwaitin for him? i mean i thought i made that clear, but i couldnt havve him think that i found his current state acceptable. theres no wway i can face him again until hes better. 

should i havve told him i wwent red? if even for a secnd? i don't think i should. i think i fucked up there. i should havve kept that secret like i did our rings.

fuckin shit. i should just movve on. mindfang movved on from dualscar pretty fuckin quick didnt she. are you supposed to mourn your pitch? wwell i guess thats a mute point seein that im a fuckin wwreck on top this spire. its the same fuckin spire i wwent to wwhen sol practically dumped me before wwe evven wwent official. 

and kars still not respondin. wwhatevver he probably thinks ivve been intolerable lately. and maybe i havve been. its not my fault ivve been ganged up on by a bunch a knoww-it-all wwriggler shits wwho wwouldnt a lasted an hour back home. howw dare they insult me wwith their talk a triggers and privvilage. you knoww wwhat fuckin triggers me? insolence and disrespect. so fuckin hashtag your EXISTENCE before pesterin me you FUCKS. im goin to personally showw them wwhy you dont fuck wwith royalty if i evver meet them face to face. cultual differences aside, you dont just fuckin glub up a stranger like that. especially a fuckin seadwweller. showw some fuckin TACT.

shell you know wwhat, im better off like this. screww the team and screww my life. i kneww i wwas right about some shit back wwhen i wwas six. the only person i can count on is myself. ivve levveled up faster than anyone on my team because im the fuckin BEST. so wwhy should i be fuckin punished for it? hell THEY should be punished for it. i bet i could take on the battlefield alone.

thatll showw em. 

evven though thatll basically confirm the fact that ill never find a pitch thats good enough to compete. 

i guess itll be up to the fail ampora to carry the sign. im obvviously not meant to havve any fuckin concupiscent quadrant. 
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--caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]--

CA:
ter
CA:
you need to troll up sol or somefin
CA:
and quick
GC:
WHY
CA:
i cant really say wwhy
GC:
1'M BUSY W1TH MYST3R13S
CA:
he just needs someone to calm him dowwn
CA:
immediately
GC:
>:\
GC:
WHY 1S TH4T MY JOB
GC:
1'M NOT H1S MO1R41L
CA:
like shell you arent
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] --

CA:
gam
CA:
command eq twwo make the robot that sol wwants
TC:
sUp My FiShY fRiEnD
TC:
wHaT
TC:
I aIn’t OnE fOr GiViNg OrDeRs
TC:
tHaT's BeSt FrIeNdS fUcKiNg BuSiNeSs
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG
ERIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL GAMZEE??
CA:
wwhy the double question marks
CA:
it makes me sound like youre accusin me a somefin
CG
WHY, DID YOU DO SOMEFIN?
CA:
no
CA:
all i told gam wwas 'go command eq twwo make the sol robot'
CA:
because i wwas runnin out a options
CG
I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM AND BETWEEN THE INCREASING AND EVERGROWING SENSE OF FUTILITY AND THE BARRAGE OF MORONIC AND NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, HE SAID YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL--
CG
THIS WAS OVER THE FUCKING *ROBOT*???!
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-- twinArmageddons [TA] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

TA:
hey.
TA:
2o.
TA:
2orry ii gue22.
TA:
you're 2tiill a douchefiin.
CA:
i knoww i am
CA:
im not the one wwhose changed
CA:
or
CA:
rather i havve changed but id like to think for the better
CA:
since im stronger
TA:
WOW FUCK YOU, II'M GRUBFUCKIING APOLOGIIZIING TWO YOU AFTER YOU ACTED LIIKE A 2HIITHOLE AND ALL YOU CAN 2AY II2 HOW MUCH II 2UCK NOW?
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CA: Sob

Jun. 13th, 2014 12:05 pm
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
kar i knoww todays supposed to be your day
CG:
MY DAY
CG:
JEGUS
CG:
F
CA:
but remember the other day wwhen wwe were talkin about howw sols gettin wworse
CG:
YEAH
CA:
wwell wwe just broke up
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
alright kar

CA:
wwere goin ovver twwo eqs

CA:
howw do you wwant twwo handle it

CG:
HANDLE WHAT.

CA:
your

CA:
eyes

CG:
GRUBFUCKING NOOKWASPS.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –

CA:
greetins eq
CT:
D--> I blocked you for a reason, seadweller
CT:
D--> While as far as I am concerned we are even in the matters of death
CT:
D--> That is not an invitation to speak with you
CA:
i understand
CA:
this aint just some run a the mill convversation
CA:
kar and i havve devvised a neww strategy as far as the humans and this game goes and wwe need your assistance
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
sol i need twwo troll up eq about this robot thing but i need you twwo undo the blocks on trollian
TA:
ehehehe wow you 2tiill haven't fiigured that 2hiit out?
TA:
bam, done.
CA:
good
TA:
run free, my pandamaged diip2hiit.
CA:
a 'pandamaged dipshit' wwhose about twwo get you your long desired twwin
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CA:
so before i make a fool a myself
CA:
is "mutant" a charged term
CA:
like callin someone
CA:
objectivvely
CA:
or should i use another wword
CA:
i mean you dont givve a fuck i guess so i dont knoww wwhy im askin you
TA:
ehehehe what the fuck.
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Reunion Log

Jun. 9th, 2014 01:16 pm
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It took Eridan upwards of a half an hour to prepare the customary apologetic stuffed troutbeast dinner-offering. He took Karkat’s distaste for fish into account, and slathered it with his favorite grubsauce, dressed it full of grublini filling, and topped it off by covering it with grubrito panko crispies. If there was such thing as a deliciously sacrilegious aroma, that’s how Eridan would have described the smell coming from the covered plate.

Balancing the dish with one hand, he rapped on Karkat’s hive door twice and waited there, meekly. There was a time where he could have barged in unannounced, but Eridan still wasn't sure how slow Karkat wanted to take this. He frowned at that, cursing at himself as he ran a nervous hand through his now loosely gelled curly hair.  
 
-
 
"About fucking time," Karkat muttered at the knock on the door, shoving himself back from his husktop. Taking a look around his block, he frowned. The last time they had been up here was like a heavy, suffocating weight, and the idea of climbing right hack up here and tempting another repeat made him want to gag. So with a quick grimace he capchalogged the pile and his husktop and current bag of snacks and spun on his heel to pound down the stairs and throw open the door. If he moved fast enough he couldn't overthink this shit.
 
"Hi," he started, suddenly awkward. Looking up at the seadweller's face was ridiculously difficult, for some reason, so he looked over at the tray instead.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started trolling carcinoGenecticist [CG] --

CA:
hi karkat
CG:
HI.
CG:
IS THAT IT? YOU WANTED TO DROP IN A QUICK HI LIKE THE LONG RANGE CONCUSSIVE MISSILE IT IS?
CA:
no im just
CA:
ive already done so much talkin you knoww
CA:
talkin and glubbin about shit that evven makes me cringe noww
CG:
OH REALLY.
CA:
fuck i wwas evven considerin glubbin up the humans about that blood transfer shit
CA:
thats wwhen it kind of hit me that
CA:
i wwas tryin to squeeze blood from a rock
CG:
JUST. JUST DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
CA:
no pun intended
CG:
YES IT FUCKING WAS, FUCK YOU.
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 The eerie flow of teal streams streaking across the sky overhead gave an almost stormy feel to Eridan’s arrival on lotaf. He welcomed the dramatic aura with an approving hum, having already used up the adrenaline rush his previous strife with the humans gave him. His nerves had since settled back into a calm, focused, drive again; still pushing him towards the brink of a meltdown, but at least he could think straight.  Clutching the bloodied corpse in his arms, he closed his frenzied eyes and took a deep breath. He could do this. Everything had become clear these past few days, and nothing the game could throw at him could stop him now.

His search for Terezi's hive covered slopes, caves, and forests - accompanied by random hope explosions when he came across the occasion suspicious game relic. He was ready to ping Terezi herself to ask for the location when he suddenly spotted a familiar looking doll hanging from a tree. He grinned, and followed the trail of condemned plushies until he reached what he was looking for.

Terezi's treehive loomed above him, seeming taunting him and his journey as he approached the base and peered up. He couldn't hear anything, and he knew Karkat wouldn't pick up if he messaged him, so he did the only thing he could think of.

Eridan threw the body over his shoulder and gathered light in his hand, announcing his presence by blowing up a limb right outside of Terezi's respiteblock window.

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Long bouts of Smash Hatchmate, interrupted only by snack breaks and furious, surreptitious Trollian chats, tended to slip into mindless distractions and wasted hours. Somewhere around best 13 our of 25, Karkat had stopped counting wins or paying much attention to anything besides button mashing and internally repeating old conversations until his head pounded between his eyes.  So the noise of breaking and falling wood from outside startled him badly enough his character flipped right off the fucking stage.

"What the fuck was that?" Dropping the now useless controller he padded over to the window, sticking his head out and frowning around until stopping, very suddenly, at the sight of Eridan.  "What the hell?"

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --
CA:
nep
CA:
has eq evver blocked you before
AC:
:33 < what the fuck did you do this time ampurra
CA:
kars mad at me
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-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling kvechingTechsupport [KTS] --

CC:
kyle human
CC:
this isnt CC
CC:
this is CA
KTS:
Oh! Eridan, hey dude.
CC:
i need you to undo somefin sol did
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-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
YOU TOLD THE FUCKING HUMANS?!?!!?!?!
CA:
i didnt tell em
CG:
**YOU FUCKING TOLD THEM**
CA:
i consulted the kenny human on time advice
CG:
I JUST HAD ONE OF THEM FUCKING ASK IF I WAS SICK
CG:
WHERE DID HE GET *THAT* IDEA!?!?
CA:
yes thats howw i phrased it
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--

CG:
ERIDAN ARE YOU ON LOCAS
CA:
maybe
CA:
wwhy
CG:
WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU RIPPING UP EVERYONE'S FUCKING PLANETS!?!?!?
CG:
STOP
CG:
I AM GETTING FUCKING COMPLAINTS
CA:
so wwhat they dont need to knoww wwhat im doin
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